animal crackers in my soup,monkeys and rabbits loop de loop...blah,blah,blah

rope..it ties a body good

signs of a PERFECT boyfriend:brave,intelligent,gentle,polite,energentic,non-alcoholic,industrious,self-confident.in short,B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.

you couldnt get a clue during clue mating season in a field full of horny clues even if you smeared your body with clue musk and did a clue mating dance

i refuse to answer that question on the the grounds that i dont know the answer

if you meet a man worth marrying,he probably all ready is

we're all in the gutter.but some of us are looking up at the stars

i like long walks..especially when theyre taken by ppl who annoy me

always borrow money from a pessimist.he wont expect it back

if you want to look young and thin,hang around old fat people

i have lots of ideas.trouble is most of them suck

if barbie is dam popular why do you have to buy her friends?

never use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friends forehead

still a hot chick..but now it comes in flashes

id rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal labotomy

men..cant live with em,cant bury em in the backyard w/o the nosey neighbors seeing

someday we'll look back at today,laugh nervously,and change the subject

its not premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married

still a hot chick..but now it comes in flashes

simon says..go fck yourself