Bacon rules! That is all. Carry on.

Life is a team sport.

Yes you can.

A blowjob a day keeps the sluts away.

Ladies, here is how to tell if a man wants to have sex with you. He does. Yes. He does.

Philosophers get horny too.

I don’t need instant gratification. I can wait 5 minutes. ߘ

Life is a team sport.

Feeling mischievous.

You might find my Blog posts interesting.

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Ladies, a man will have a hard time seeing anything he is looking for unless it is either moving, or has tits. True story.

I’ve noticed that I really enjoy looking at naked women.

Remaining upset over not getting what I want is like losing repeatedly instead of just once.

I’ve noticed that I REALLY like looking at naked women.

NSA is the way.

I believe it is a mistake for me to argue with a woman I want to make love to. Sometimes I forget that.

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Don't believe everything you think.

An eclipse makes me horny.