Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art. To all you new mummers.....Learn what a mumm is! Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? There's nothing wrong with me that reincarnation can't cure! What da ya mean my birth certificate expired???? As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar Only need 1 pimp out to level. PW needs 2 more pimp outs to level 2 pimp outs and a 50K gift to go! Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 1 buzzkill, 2 pimpouts and 3 big pimpin gifts to go There is only one immutable law in life - in a gentleman's toilet, incoming traffic has the right of way.
~Hugh Leonard Hockey pucks are serious business! Hockey pucks are my life! •Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. |
