It's beginning to look a lot like . . . LIQUOR . . . . . *Happy Non-Denominational Leap Year, Boys 'n' Girls . . . ! ! !

Don't think I haven't thought of everything ... - *I just can't seem to remember anything . . . - SATURDAY / SUNDAY / Shopping Day ! ! ! -

FRIDAY, December 1st !!! - *I know ... it's still Thursday - But weren't you really happy for a second there . . . ? -

Who's up for nude volleyball ? - Sorry; didn't mean to suggest that you had a choice ... - *Now, drop and give me twenty ! ! ! -

MONDAY, November 28, 2011 - Yes, I suppose I should change this ... - *But that would bring me one day closer to Serious Christmas Shopping - And I don't . . . . . - TUESDAY !!! -

MONDAY, November 28, 2011 - IT'S Ba-aaack . . . . . - "Hey, that's not funny" . . . . . . - *Yeah - I know . . . . . . . . . . -

Goin' up north for a spell - I'll be back when my Rating hits 50,000 . . . - Have A Great Week, Turkeys ! ! ! -

FuBar and my computer spazzin' out at the same time ... *This's been some Friday . . . - Happy SATURDAY Blockheads ! ! ! -

To all my Friends, Fans and Family . . . - *Which of you jerks stole my watch . . . ? - FRIDAY ! - Liquor, Drugs and Debauchery, Attorneys at Law . . . . . !!! -

Poke me, poke me ! - Not that hard ... - Not that HARD !!! - *Y'weirdo . . . . . -

I'm takin' a short breather ... (And who doesn't like a short breather ... ?) - Hey, how come we don't build giant, stone pyramids anymore ? - *Anybody ... ? - . . . - Huh . . . ? - Make Up My Mind . . . . . ( ? ) -

Look what FuBar made me do - It takes real brains to write the world's stupidest MUMM - Writing the stupidest Status takes none at all ... - *Now, stand back: I'm gonna hyphenate this Mother ... -So-you-CAN-write-a-Status-that's-too-long-for-the-line...-Oh

Look what FuBar made me do - *Stand back: I'm gonna hyphenate this Mother ... -So-you-CAN-write-a-Status-that's-too-long-for-the-line...-Oh-well;-enjoy-!!!-False-Alarm-...- .-*It-takes-me-all-day-to-come-up-with-my-Status-line,-and-I'm-damned-if-I'm-gonna-

Damn, Dawg ! - So you CAN write a Status that's too long for the line ...- Oh well; enjoy !!! - False Alarm ... - *It takes me all day to come up with my Status line, and I'm damned if I'm gonna throw this one away .....- NO Drinks !!! - The Buzz-O-Meter s

False Alarm ... - *It takes me all day to come up with my Status line, and I'm damned if I'm gonna throw this one away .....- NO Drinks !!! - The Buzz-O-Meter seems to be broken, so if you're trying to liquor-up your Friends ... - **May I suggest crystal

Attenzion: NO Drinks !!! - The Buzz-O-Meter seems to be broken, so if you're trying to liquor-up your Friends ... - *May I suggest crystal meth . . . ? -

SO - I'm not worth 111 thousand Likes, and you people think I look better as a bug ... - *Prepare for "The Stare" . . . - **On Sunday - November 13th . . . . . - 2011 . . . . . . . -

Let's take time to remember our heroic Veterans ... - *And spacemen .....- *Still need 111,109 Likes . . . - **Drunken Scorpion SATURDAY ! ! ! -

November 11, 2011 - Let's take time to remember our heroic Veterans ... - *Also: I need 111,111 Likes or FuBar will cut off my stinger . . . - **FRIDAY Scorpion Humor . . . . . -

SCORPIONS Rock ! ! ! - *Actually, Scorpions live under rocks ... - Happy Birthday, deadly-bug-people . . . - THURSDAY - !!! -