You know what I like about you? My arms...

I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..

WTF, how long does it take to fix the feed...

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Be unique and different, say yes.

WTF, I haven't been blocked in days...

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

Just where do those legs of yours end?

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Hi, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time.

Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

Work and Sleep both take 8 hours, so why does it not feel like the same amount of time?

Is it beer thirty yet? This day is dragging.

Orange chicken over an asian spinach salad, dinner is served in 20 minutes.

The witch is now 400 miles and 1 state away. Today we celebrate.