I scare the voices in my own head

Can I be your stalker? I have refrences.

I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan just woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me.

Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up...... I will lick you.

I can't have nice friends cause I always get them dirty.

Friday is my second favorite F word.

Taking applications for a new best friend.

Going to Texas in 2 weeks. So excited. Yay!!!!

Thanks everyone for helping me level

One more cherry bomb.

Two cherry bombs to level. yay

2 cherry bombs and 600, 000 points to level.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I gave up sex once. It was the most terrifying weekend of my life

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

Where'd you go? Where's your home? How'd you end up all alone? Can you hear me now?

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

If it has tires or testicles.....there's going to be trouble.

One more pimp out. Please help if you can. Hugs