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TRUE LOVE IS HARD TO FIND AND WHEN YOU THINK YOU FOUND HIM YOU FIND OUT HE DON'T REALLY LOVE YOU
I don't need an angel on my Christmas tree, I already have one in heaven looking down on me... Put this as your status if there is someone in heaven you wish could be with you this Christmas ♥
Deep in my heart there's a fire Burning all my demons down All that I have, Good or bad I hope you see that is me And take a look at the mirror And tell, tell what you see......
A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my love wads in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fucking talk
I want to name my dog Stains so when I call for em to come inside I can yell "Come Stains!" and see how many neighbours give me dirty looks.
TRUE LOVE IS HARD TO FIND AND WHEN YOU THINK YOU FOUND HIM YOU FIND OUT HE DON'T REALLY LOVE YOU
I want to name my dog Stains so when I call for em to come inside I can yell "Come Stains!" and see how many neighbours give me dirty looks.
What's the difference between a Bowling Ball and a Hooker? Nothing, they both get Picked Up, Fingered and then Banged down some alley!
these are the new days of the week: Moanday, Tongueday, Wetday, Threesumday,
A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my love wads in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fucking talk
Lord have mercy on my soul. For to hell I'm bound to go. Please forgive
me for I have sinned. But I did it once and I'll probably do it again!
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