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MisterPineapple's Status
I'm alive!
Jun 22, 2024comment
I guess I should log in here more often?
Jun 9, 2024comment
I'm here! Quietly liking and rating my friends.
May 21, 2024comment
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. Not screaming like the other 4 passengers in his car.
May 19, 2024comment
Hi!
May 13, 2024comment
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
May 10, 2024comment
At long last, a day off just to be lazy!
May 3, 2024comment
I like butts.
Apr 30, 2024comment
Around. Quietly stalking your profile.
Apr 27, 2024comment
Happy 420
Apr 20, 2024comment
Warning. I WILL lick your eyeball.
Apr 17, 2024comment
I left here for 4 years, and people are still confusing fu relationships for real relationships.
Apr 11, 2024comment
I'm going to like you and rate the shit out of you.
Apr 4, 2024comment
Pretty much here for here MuMMs and the LOLs
Apr 4, 2024comment
I appreciate the offer but I'm trying to cut back on booty.
Apr 2, 2024comment
I don't hate you, I just think you smell like old cheese.
Apr 1, 2024comment
Pretty nice April Fools joke, FU. Almost had me for a second!
Apr 1, 2024comment
Happy Easter, heathens!
Mar 31, 2024comment
Should I change my nickname to something funny? That way when someone likes me it says the like watersports or something?
Mar 29, 2024comment
Hey guys... Wonder joints!
Mar 24, 2024comment
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