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PAIN HEALS. CHICKS DIG SCARS. GLORY LASTS FOREVER. Next time you're feeling down remember life is all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads two books a week yet every day he complains about how much he hates prison. You can feed a lot of squirrels into those pneumatic tubes at the bank before the teller finds the shut-off switch. THEY LAUGHED AT MY CRAYON DRAWING...I LAUGHED AT THEIR CHALK OUTLINE. I opened a can of worms and they just sat there...ð...hardly the chaos that was advertised. What a let down...ð...I wanted an official Red-Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle for Christmas but all I heard was "you'll shoot your eye out"...ð YOU WOULDN'T EAT A HUMAN SO WHY EAT MEAT?..... IT'S AWFULLY BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WOULDN'T EAT A PERSON. If you put holy water in a humidifier it turns the room into a gas chamber for vampires. If you're going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof? Jehovah witnesses seemed a little shocked when I asked them if they were here for the orgy. Why do I have to use leaves as toilet paper when I go camping, while we have bears out there using Charmin? How do Amish girls know if it's a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner? Things that keep me awake at night...How do Amish girls know if it's a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner? MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT EATING GUMMY BEARS IS KNOWING THAT THEY CAN'T FIGHT BACK WHEN YOU BITE THEIR HEADS OFF... ðĪð HAPPY NEW YEAR ððĪ ðĪð ðð HAPPY NEW YEAR! ðð ððĪ ð...It's a Festivus pole, made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio. ð...I need to stop talkin to myself...That fucker is a bad influence...ðĪŠ |
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