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MONICA THE GREAT PM ME IF YOU CRUSH ME's Status
alive, thanks
Feb 2, 2014comment
you are such a tease
Jan 17, 2014comment
i forgot what i was thinking so i am glad your opinion is filing that space
Jan 9, 2014comment
YES YES YES ANA YES I WILL MARRY YOU!!!
Jan 7, 2014comment
men that expect me to buy them bling for the pleasure of their company can hit up someone else
Jan 5, 2014comment
looking for love under rocks has not worked out well for me
Jan 5, 2014comment
wondering if i can order food on this site
Jan 5, 2014comment
sorting through me mail, finding only bills... odd for fubar
Jan 3, 2014comment
lady luck, please let my dice be hot
Jan 1, 2014comment
this chick does not like the word anal in the first line of a shoutbox conversation. So buzz off
Jan 1, 2014comment
i am being humbled at the skating rink
Dec 31, 2013comment
why yes I am a SuperWoman, thank you
Dec 31, 2013comment
to shake my thing or not to shake my thing
Dec 30, 2013comment
keep punching me, i am still here : P
Dec 30, 2013comment
damn pimp slapping bastard took my voice away, *crying into my soup*
Dec 30, 2013comment
see my mumm, save a puppy
Dec 30, 2013comment
Any woman that tells you she doesn't want to be spoiled is full of lies or she has done spoiled herself already
Dec 30, 2013comment
did you just squeeze my tush?
Dec 30, 2013comment
what i lack in grace i make up in style, so stuff it
Dec 27, 2013comment
paypal robbed me
Dec 27, 2013comment
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