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Todd RL Hubby to Jen's Status
Have you ever just looked at someone and though, "oh my God, i would LOVE to be responsible for your next orgasm!"
Mar 2, 2012comment
grocery run : p
Feb 1, 2012comment
Now screening applicants for the position of Girlfriend.
Jan 31, 2012comment
have to be up for work in four hours, g'nite FU
Jan 30, 2012comment
(Name:_______ ________ Number:_____________ Text messaging (yes or no): ______ Picture messaging (yes or no) ______ I dare you to copy and paste this if your not scared!!! See how many numbers you get) POST ANSWERS IN MY INBOX!!
Jan 30, 2012comment
Now accepting applications for the position of Girlfriend.
Jan 28, 2012comment
Just scared the hell out of someone in Wal Mart... my bad : p
Jan 26, 2012comment
goodnight FU
Jun 20, 2011comment
only 2,729,376 to go ;)
Jun 9, 2011comment
Bombing the old fashioned way... one click, one pic
Jun 8, 2011comment
off to work....
Jun 6, 2011comment
I would ______ you right now if I had a chance. put this as your status see what crazy answers you get....
Jun 5, 2011comment
Woot! Finally! Please show some love to Mac the Knife, Schadel47, and Blinky, who helped me out with those pesky leveling requirements! http://www.fubar.com/marybravo http://www.fubar.com/5839584 http://www.fubar.com/girlblink_182
Jun 2, 2011comment
Need a buzz kill to level, any help would be greatly appreciated.
Jun 2, 2011comment
is it 2 yet? i'm ready to be done working for the night...
Jun 1, 2011comment
Need 1 Pimp out and 1 Buzz Kill to level, any help would be greatly appreciated. And show my friends MB and Blink some love :) http://www.fubar.com/marybravo http://www.fubar.com/girlblink_182
Jun 1, 2011comment
Thank You Mary Beth :) :) :)
May 31, 2011comment
Need 3 Buzz Kills and 2 Pimp Outs to level, any help would be greatly appreciated.
May 30, 2011comment
1 Mill for a pimp out? Anyone?
May 30, 2011comment
okay, i see guys at and above level 25... what's the secret to getting pimp outs and buzz kills when you're not a woman? lol
May 26, 2011comment
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