You ever have a moment where you're like WTF......... Seriously, WTF??? Was I high when I did this???

What the fuck........for real??? Some of these women on here have GOT to be using FAKE pics on the secret admirer game thing........ No way in hell there's that many..... INSANELY UGLY and just DISGUSTINGLY FAT women on here. WORSE YET, some stupid, nasty guys telling em how hot they are......seriously WTF

I wanna KICK a puppy......... I mean just BOOT HIS LIL ASS 50+ yards

EVERYONE is BEAUTIFUL......... Except you, you're NOT RIGHT WITH JESUS ߘ lmao

Remember, today's NOT about grilling and drinking

Ok, back home........neighbor bout beat down my door her oldest son got bit by a damn Pygmy rattlesnake

Emergency, don't know when I'll be back, it's BAD ttyl fu

I........I am BATMAN's 3rd cousins, little brother, yeah I'm neighbors with his ex wife's sister, step to it!!!!

Hmmm ..........just HMMM DAMMIT

Taking applications for KITTENS!!! Pm for details