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Kristina's Status
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - Gone with the wind
Dec 7, 2011comment
Yay for the evening :) relaxin in my pjs w/ a cup of cocoa.
Dec 5, 2011comment
pizza and movie night w/ the kiddos. we are watching 'the smurfs'. i hope its cute.
Dec 4, 2011comment
The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
Dec 3, 2011comment
Friday....where are you??
Dec 1, 2011comment
enjoying me some gary allan and cleaning up the house.
Nov 27, 2011comment
Sex burns about 360 calories per hour.
Nov 26, 2011comment
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Nov 26, 2011comment
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?
Nov 25, 2011comment
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!
Nov 24, 2011comment
The most recorded orgasms in an hour were 134 for one woman and only 16 for a man.
Nov 22, 2011comment
YOU'RE NOT SCARED! PUT THIS ON YOUR STATUS AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU! (1) Crazy. (2) I'd marry you. (3) I want to date you. (4) I'd Sleep With You. (5) I miss you. (6) I'd kiss you.(7) Hot. (8) Smart. (9) Imaginative. (10) Random. (11) Jerk. (12) Funny!
Nov 20, 2011comment
man i love 3 day weekends :)
Nov 12, 2011comment
kids are all tucked in and asleep. now im enjoying some old country music and hot tea :)
Oct 30, 2011comment
brr...i wish it was still summer :(
Oct 29, 2011comment
man...where in the world did the weekend go?
Jun 5, 2011comment
woohoo for a three day weekend! tomorrow is so going to be a lazy day :)
May 27, 2011comment
what a beautiful day... getting ready to take my kiddos fishing :)
May 22, 2011comment
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