Please fan me!

Is planning to have lovely, peaceful day. Don't even try to mess it up!

Enjoying a quiet weekend

Will all of my friends un-fan then refan me please?

I give up.

Thanks to all who have fanned me. I'm half way there!

Please fan me. I need 86 more fans to level.

I need 100 new fans. Can you help me out?

Tip of the Day: Don't waste your life sitting at the computer reading status messages.

Jello is Kool-aid with a Hard-On

Did you ever notice...There are no recipes for leftover chocolate.

Am I not married to the most beautiful man?

Did you ever noticed that "MOM" spelled upside down is "WOW"? That's because we Moms are amazing! So have an amazing day!!

I'll never be a good example so I might as well be a fabulous warning!!

bleh!

Yep. I'm still alive.

WTF? I haven't even been on and my chat box is empty!!!!!!!!!

Had an awesome weekend with my honey and our friends!!!

Life's a BITCH. No wait that's me.

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a motorcycle. You ever see anyone unhappy on a motorcycle? Well?