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 Took the garage queen out for a healthy jaunt, doing som... | | The Raise |
| created @ 07/29/2009 09:29 am |
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A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The lady of the house was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Sera, there are three reasons why I want an increase.' The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Sera...the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?
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