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I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, and neither have you! So, shut up already.
I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.. I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.....
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
And what is going on with gas prices... again?
I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
*********** Guy Codes ***********
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is
strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless
model and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other
situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below.
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."
Once upon
A time I saw you walk along
A moonbeam; what a lovely boy
I followed you around the world
I love you, don't you see
You stole my heart in 1-2-3
I love you, yes it's true
You stole my heart and
I'm gonna steal yours too
April, June
And underneath a harvest moon
I dream in sleep I'm taking flight
An aeroplane across the night
I love you, don't you see
You stole my heart in 1-2-3
I love you, yes it's true
You stole my heart and
I'm gonna steal yours too
Once upon
A time I saw you walk along
A moonbeam; what a lovely boy
Went with you around the world
I love you, don't you see
You stole my heart in 1-2-3
I love you, yes it's true
You stole my heart and
I'm gonna steal yours too
I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I’m a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I’m your dolly
You’re my doll, rock’n’roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky…
You can touch, you can play, if you say: “I’m always yours”
(uu-oooh-u)
I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let’s go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: “I’m always yours”
You can touch, you can play, if you say: “I’m always yours”
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Oh, I’m having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we’re just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!
Your name:
Megan Marie Trusty
Oldest/youngest/or middle sibling:
youngest middle child
Your dad's name:
John David Trusty-Haskett
What kind of phone do you have?
a land line
Favorite type of music:
Country and Melodic Death Metal
How many pillows do you sleep with?
as man as I can get my paws on, but usually just two.
What do you find most of in your room?
mismatched socks or wires...
How many piercings do you have?
3 *ears are gauged to 1/4 inch, then my tongue*
Who is your neighbor across the street?
Rena and David
Do you dye your hair?
never have
Own a pair of skinny jeans?
um, ew, now lol
How many cell phones have you owned?
2
What were you doing this morning at 8am?
Umm, thinking if I could get away with drinking coffee.
What are you wearing?
pants, shirt, and a sweater.
Are you mad at anyone right now?
Actually, no..
Last person to send you a text?
Um, I think it was Jamie.
How many different drinks have you had today?
Hmm, water only so far.
Do you draw your name in the sand while your at the beach?
I've never been to the beach...
What are you excited about?
Ummm, hearing back from Silverwood.
What did you do yesterday?
Helped around the house
Where do you keep your change?
I usually just dump it in my purse.
Who is the best person in your life?
The people who support me. It's not really one person.
Last beverage?
Just water.
Last phone call?
Um, I answered the phone, it was for my mum. But the last phone call for me was Clay.
Last text message?
From Jamie.
Last song you listened to?
Ba Boom Ba Boom by Metisse
Last time you cried?
Couple of days ago.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Dropped your phone in the toilet?
nope
Depended on someone?
Too many times to count....
Dated someone twice?
of course
Been cheated on?
ugh, yes....
Kissed someone & regretted it?
Yes, I hate that person to this day too.
Lost someone special?
too many people I love have left....
Been depressed?
HAHA....yea...
Been dumped?
yarly
LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
1. Neon Green!!!
2. Pink
3. Cerulian blue
4. Blood red
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
Made new friends?
I've made many new and equally amazing friends.
Fallen out of love?
You can't tell someone you love them, and then change your mind; that's not how it works. Once you love someone, you always love them, don't you? Isn't there always a part of you that thinks of them for no reason? They'll always be there in the back of your mind and no matter how much you love someone else, you will always love the others too.
Laughed until you cried?
I always laugh, but until I cried? Yesterday.
Met someone who changed you?
everyone changes me
Found out who your true friends were?
yup
Found out someone was talking about you?
Yes, but you know what? Talk all you want you little ankle, karma is a bigger bitch than I ever could be.
Kissed anyone on your friend's list?
No, not yet.
How many people on your friends list do you know in real life?
I haven't met any of my close friends yet, but I will soon ish.
Do you have any pets?
No.... not any more. Wait, does a little brother count as one?
Do you want to change your name?
No.
What did you do on your last birthday?
Douggie made me a cake. My mum forgot about it last year, just like she did this year.
What time did you wake up today?
About 5:45
What were you doing at midnight last night?
On the phone with Clay
Name something you CANNOT wait for?
to get down to 200 lbs lol
Last time you saw your father.
December 7, 2000
What is one thing you would change about your life?
How i think of myself
What are you listening to right now?
Still Ba Boom Boom Ba.
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?
Sure I have
What's getting on your nerves right now?
The job situation.
Most visited web page:
Facebook or Myspace
What's your real name?
Megan
Nicknames:
Little One
Meggie
Megs
Babydoll
Relationship Status:
Taken, and very happy with it.
Best friend:
I have several.
School:
Timberlake High School
Hair color:
Brown
Long or short:
short now
Height:
5'11
Weight:
235
Do you have a crush on someone?
yes
What do you like about yourself?
I'm a very nice person
Skipped Class a few times:
Heh, once or twice
Righty or lefty:
both
FIRSTS :
First love:
Mr. Brian my 2nd grade p.e. teacher lol
First piercing:
ears
First best friends:
Casey
First sport you joined:
T-Ball FTW! lol
First pet:
He was a 5 year old stallion. No one was allowed to go near him, but I never listened. I was 4 or 5 and went to the corral and he was laying down, so I crawled on his back. He just got up and walked around the pen. Mom saw me and screamed, because the stallion had been known for hating things that were small. He'd killed 3 dogs and a calf. He just walked around the pen, and was nickering at me I guess. He did that for about an hour, and when my mom tried taking me off, he'd squeal at her and try to bite her. Mom told me that I laughed at her and lay back on him, looking up at the sky the entire time. I finally got off of him and my mom got rid of him that night. I still wish she hadn't.
First vacation:
Umm... I don't think I've ever gone on a vacation lol...
First concert:
Motley Crue... Michelle and I had a BLAST!
First crush:
hmmm... Mr. Brian lol
RIGHT NOW:
Eating:
Nothing
Drinking:
Nothing
I'm about to:
Feel nostalgic
Listening to:
Fly Away
Waiting for:
The thought of what movie to watch.
Are you in love:
Yes, I am.
YOUR FUTURE :
Want to get married.
I'm not going to say yes, but the possibility is there.
Careers in mind:
A translator, a mortician or a masseuse.
Lips or eyes:
Full lips are a huge plus
Hugs or kisses:
both please!!!
Shorter or taller:
taller.
Older or Younger:
Older men usually are more mature
Romantic or spontaneous:
spontaneous *nods*
Nice stomach or nice arms:
Arms
Sensitive or loud:
loud
Hook-up or relationship:
Relationship
Trouble maker or hesitant:
respectful trouble maker
HAVE YOU EVER :
Dined & Dashed?
No
Lost glasses/contacts?
lol on purpose yes
Sex on first date?
I have.
Broken someone's heart?
yea...
Had your own heart broken?
Yes.
Been arrested?
lol we wont go there...
Turned someone down?
once or twice...
Cried when someone died?
of course i have
Liked a friend that is the opposite sex?
of course
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself:
sometimes
Miracles:
No
Love at first sight:
No
Heaven:
No
Santa Claus:
No
Kiss on the first date:
Of course!
Angels:
Yes
Is there someone you want to be with right now?
Yes... I want my man.
Flying on Obama's private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.
Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10
bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy..
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out
of the window and make 56 million people very happy.'
If you're one of those 56 million, pass this on!!
The measurement of my finger from the tip to the first joint is 1 inch...depth for planting peas.
The measurement to the second joint is 2 inches...depth for corn.
Return borrowed things in better shape than when you borrowed them.
There are two types of trouble...one is the trouble you knowingly walk into, the other is trouble that just happens...it's important to know the difference.
Walk softly but carry a big stick.
if you have to use said stick, make sure who you use it on, doesn't get up.
Grits is good.
Foul language is a sign of a limited vocabulary
Orion, the Big and Little Dippers.
Everyone is a friend until proven otherwise.
Licorice ferns, huckleberries, nettles, sword ferns.
Tabasco won't kill you even if you eat it by the spoonfull.
Don't watch the clock when you're at work.
Fish can see you if you look over the side of the boat.
Fish can hear you if you talk to loud.
Respect the elders.
Never go to bed angry.
That which does not kill you will hurt like the dickens, but it will make you stronger.
Family is the most important thing on earth.
If you don't know something, go to the library and learn it.
The phrases "I don't know", "I forgot", or "I tried (and failed)" are excuses.
There is a difference between an excuse and a reason, know the difference.
Take care of your apperance...even if it is just a t-shirt and jeans.
The world can change everything about you, except your point of view...unless you allow it to.
John David Trusty
born 1950 - passed 2000
precious father
beloved husband
An extraordinarily good man.
Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:
Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q.. Where will the government get this money ?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a High-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
*If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .
*If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
*If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China.
*If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala ..
*If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
*If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
*If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )
Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.
Do you love anyone who's name starts with A?
Sure I do, Amy, Andrew, and a few others.
When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
I gave my Tony a hug about 3 hours ago!
Who is the last person that made you smile?
My sister, she's a flake!
Do you lose interest in someone easily?
Depends on if the piss me off quickly.
Are you dating the last person you kissed?
No, I haven't had a kiss in forever...
Has anyone ever asked you if you were bi polar?
Um, my high school teachers?
When is the last time you cried?
Last night.
Who is the last person that disappointed you?
My mothers husband constantly. But as of late, myself.
What's one thing in your life that you wish you could change?
Wish I could lose the weight I need to.
Do you fall in love easily?
Not easily, but when I do, I fall hard.
Do you still talk to the person you fell the hardest for?
No.
Have you ever liked someone you didn't expect to?
Hahaha.... yeea...
Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
I don't really care, because if they do well then we're probably not that great of friends.
Are you trying to avoid liking/loving somebody at the moment?
No, why would you ever want to avoid being in love?
Is there someone that you miss right now?
With every thought and breath.
Have you ever given your ALL to someone who walked away?
Too many times.
Do you and your last ex hate eachother?
I don't know or care, he's worthless.
Has a friendship ended recently that you wish had not?
Yes... But, as it did end, I realize it may have been for the best.
Do you think that people are trustworthy?
I trust everyone until they hurt me or my belief in them.
How many best friends have you had through out you life?
I've had 7 best friends.
Who's the last person that slept over your house?
Ummm.... Myndy? Lol.
Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
Oh god yes.
Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
I know I have, and that makes me happy.
Has anyone ever made a difference in yours?
Greatly so.
Is someone on your mind right now?
I want to cuddle a Peacock.
Are you too forgiving?
I'm way too forgiving for my own good...
Do you want someone you can't have?
No, he's mine.
Is your last ex still someone you care about?
No, I don't care about him.
How do you feel about your life right now?
It's.... getting better. Once I start working I can save up my money and move.
Has someone put their arm around you in the past five days?
No.
What's one thing you do when you're mad?
I get very quiet, and blair music, and clean. Or I take off and walk 5 or 6 miles.
Do you tend to fall for players?
Seems like it to me. Worthless bastards.
Do you know anyone who has been arrested?
Hahah... Yeeeeah.
Did the last person you kiss have tattoos?
Um, no, I don't think so.
Are you currently sad about anything?
I can't cuddle.
How would you feel if your last ex fell in love with someone else?
I don't care if he does or not. Not my problem. She'll learn how worthless he is.
Who was the last person who left your life and hurt you?
Jeremy.
Do you know anyone who died of breast cancer?
No
Are your parents strict?
Mom isn't, victor is just an abusive, overbearing, overrated tyrant.
What are you afraid of?
Clowns, ants, people in holiday/animal costumes, shellfish.
Do people often disappoint you?
Quite often sadly.
Did you wake up in a good mood this morning?
Yep yep.
Are you a good liar?
Lol, no, I don't lie enough for it to be easy.
Do you have any mental disorders?
None whatsoever.
Which one of your friends is the funniest?
Probably Josh or Zacypoo.
Would you ever forgive your boyfriend/girlfriend for cheating on you?
I never forgive that.
Are you depressed right now?
Nope, I'm not.
What's the worst thing about your personality?
Um, I'm obnoxiously intelligent, and use that to my advantage.
Is there at least one ex boyfriend/girlfriend you can trust?
He's not really my ex, but Douggie is one I will always trust.
Are you picky about who you date?
Yes, I am. Apparently not enough though.
Did you like anyone last summer?
I did, but, it didn't work out.
Have you ever liked someone that all your friends hated?
Yes, it should have been a sign to me though.
Is there anyone that your texting right now?
I don't have a cell.
Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Victor.
Do you honestly like the person you are?
Sometimes.
Have you done many bad things in life?
No, I haven't.
Have you ever been arrested?
Lol....... I wasn't booked, so it doesn't count.
Who's your best friend right now?
Clay and Jamie.
Have your parents ever said they were disappointed in you?
Once.
Is there a key to your heart?
Yes.
Has anyone ever stabbed you in the back?
yes
Have you ever been called a slut?
Not and it being serious. Only teasing.
What's the most important thing in a relationship?
Trust and happiness.
Would you date someone 8 years older than you?
Of course I would.
Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Yes, but he broke mine long before I did his.
What's worrying you right now?
The job issue.
Does it bother you if someone doesn't like you?
Only until I find out why they don't. I can live with someone disliking me, but I have to know why.
Would you ever take someone back after they've cheated?
No, I will not.
Do you miss any of your old friends?
All the time.
Have you ever been used before?
Too many times.
Where is the person you gave your heart to for the first time?
Probably surfing the net for disgusting shit, or playing WoW.
Do you believe that there's good in everybody?
I try to.
Is there someone you will never forget?
Yes.
Has anyone ever written a song for you?
Not a song, but a poem, yes.
Does it annoy you when people play dumb?
God yes.
Are you confused about anything?
A few things.
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
I know he does.
Are you a jealous person?
I'm posessive, not jealous.
Do you think you could you handle being in the military?
I want to join.
Would you ever quit a bad habit for someone?
Of course I would.
When was the last time you gave your number to someone?
Um, my sister, she forgot it.
Have you thought about an ex today?
Simply because the questionaire asked.
Who was the last person to compliment you?
Momma said my ass looked smaller lol.
Do you ever think about stuff and start crying?
Sometimes.
Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
No
When was the last time you felt alone?
Um, couple days ago.
Do you want to be famous someday?
Lol, I'd love that, but I haven't anything worthy to be famous for.
