Who are you people?
Why are you asking me all these questions?
I feel so dirty?
Was the anal probe really necessary?
I mean a lobotamy and an anal probe just to join a web site.
Where's my dog you sons of bitches ( get back in the closet sparky )
My dog damn you!
Ok, ok ill tell you the truth!
Im one of those long haired hippy type hick old fags,
ive even got a commy flag hanging up on the wall inside my garage. <----- ( good old song lyrics )
( OUCH! you fuck shooting me with a dart gun )
Damn truth syruuuummmmmmm )*slur
Im 22 from long island new york ( strong island bitches )
Ive got a massive .....
FBI AGENT: tumor?
Its not a tuma ( arnold accent )
Little kid: boys have a penis, girls have a vagina!
very true me boy o!
sorry rambling a gain.
Im hip im cool and fuck you i dont drool ( that much )
im funny ( looking ) damn me!
im hopelessly hopeful
im faster than a speeding wheelchair
more powerful than two old wemon
able to leap tall midgets in a couple of bounds
the amazing man is outta his mind
im me bitch and no ones gonna change me!!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ( dramatic pause )
HA! HA! HA!
(kung fu sound effects)

Im crazy not very lazy expect the unexpected when it comes to this guy but no worrys ladies im a gentlemen ( if you want me to be )

But dont take my word mfor it ask one of my many satisfied customers. : o P*

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
To learn the truth you need only ask!
So ask already damn you!

Unless you cant handle the truth

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