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Back To Army Life
Well, tonight is my last night as a free man! Tomorrow i go to the processing station in Dallas, take the physical,and take theoathof enlistment back into the Army. I know there is the possibility of me going to Iraq, but its a chance every soldier takes when he puts on the uniform. I am happy to be going back in, and i know the great spirit will protect and watch over me. John

Ice Bowl Is Sold Out In 20 Minutes
You Can Still Get Ice Bowl Tickets ...For A Price http://www.wgrz.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=51014 If you want to be a part of hockey history in Western New York, be prepared to empty your wallet. Tickets to the NHL "Winter Classic" on New Year's Day come with a hefty price tag. More than 42,000 tickets sold out in less than 30 minutes Tuesday morning, and if you're not a Sabres season ticket holder, online auction sites like eBay and StubHub.com may be your only hope to see the game in person. The bidding starts at just under $200 for a pair of tickets. Of course, the better the seats, the higher the price. Some tickets are listed at $1500 a piece. To view tickets for sale, go to eBay or stubhub.com Sabres season ticket holders have until September 28th to give up their Winter Classic tickets, but other season ticket holders get first dibs on any extras. There are roughly 7,000 obstructed view seats on hold. Sabres officials say it's unlikely those se

Mickey Mouse And Minnie Mouse
MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f**king Goofy."

Once Again...
I'm asking for some help to level up, still got a long way to go so I need all the assistance I can get. something about getting to level 20 appeals to me although I'm not sure I'll stick around past that cause I don't seem to have the support of the majority of those on my friends list. I've even lost interest in designing art because of it. those that do and that have helped me in the past and present..you have my thanks. Later... Rick

Pinocchio
PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

What A Hoe Bag Lol
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, Peter, Peter, the something eater."

Stupid Little Cunt
Stupid little Cunts So, this girl emailed me out of the blue, and just started being a little fucking bitch to me. I wasn't going to email her at all... but then a friend of mine sent her an email backing me up and in the reply she referred to me as "cassie" So I start thinking, ummmm what the hell. Does she even know who I am?? Soooooo I emailed her, at the very least hoping that she would tell me how she knew me. Fat chance. Well here is the stupid little cunt series of emails:: Email 1: Date: Sep 17, 2007 12:53 PM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Subject: oh my gosh! Body: you are so unattractive! i dont think ive ever seen anything like this in my life! Email 2(in response to Alfa helpin me out): From: *bEsOs* Date: Sep 17, 2007 8:40 PM and your alfa friend has a saggy pair of tits along with bad skin and a fucking ugly face. and you look like a man in drag. Email 3(in response to my friend Rockstar helpin me out): "i guess i should've written to

Yep! I Passed It On.
Yep! I passed it on... I'm sorry, but after hearing they want to sing OUR National Anthem in Spanish ... enough is Too much! NEVER did they sing it in Italian, Japanese, Polish, Irish-Celtic, German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language because of immigration.?? It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written? . The news broadcasts gave a translation that's NOT even?close. Sorry if this offends anyone . but this is my country. Let me make this perfectly clear! THIS IS MY COUNTRY! And, because I make this statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!! YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY. Welcome to come through like everyone else has. Get a sponsor!?? Get a place to lay your head! Get a job! Live by OUR rules! Pay YOUR taxes! And LEARN? THE LANGUAGE LIKE ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN THE PAST!!! AND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT WE HAND OVER OUR LIFETIME S

Happy Happy Joy Joy
Yes, I'm happy. Bats is going to be nice. I know strange but still. I found someone who is interested in me, sarcastic like me, and I enjoy hanging out with. We got a date tomorrow, but we've been hanging out for about a year already. So hey whatever happens happens.

Contest Info For 9-whatever The Hell Todays Date Is
Ok family... we need to help out a family who has been a friend of ours from the beginning. They need our help BIG time. We ALL need to hit this like a twinkie in a weight watchers meeting and hit it till you are out of comments. They need a commanding lead and have come to us for help. Lets show them once again they can count on us.... Thanks, Fade

Drinks....
I hope that this finds everyone having a great week! I have been overwhelmingly exhausted! LOL! I need a drink...my glass on here is "dry"! I'm not sure what that means, but I don't think it's curing my thirst! LMAO!

My Life!
Hello everyone! My name is Carrie! I am an exciting girl who ants to spend what's left of my life having fun! I am divorced and I have three beautiful girls! One of my favorite thing to do is ride my horses, they keep me sane! Along with being a correctional officer I also train horses! I am here to get to know people and enjoy life!

Sorrow
I lost something tonight that meant a lot to me. I lost someone tonight who meant a lot to me. My tears are falling like rain. I've loved and lost. This time is different. Dark is my soul. Blackened is my heart. Sorrow is my existance.

9-19-07
Try not to worry too much about how people will respond to your ideas today -- the positive energy might almost be overwhelming! It's a great day to suggest new directions in business or love. ---------------------------------------------------- That's right I really DGAF!!!!! So how about it you want some of my lovin?????

Heartfelt Thank You, To My Friends!!!!
My Dearest Friends, I'd Like To Say Thank you For Your Overwelming Kindness and Love, That helped me through Some extremely difficult times..As your calls, gifts, sympathy cards and messages poured in. I realized how lucky I am to have the coolest, sexiest, most caring people on FUBAR as my friends.. Unfortunately as you know the grieving process doesn't end overnight..I'm trying to put aside the sorrow and pain of the last 6 months and move forward ..Reflecting on the wonderful memories we were chosen to share.. I will get back to EVERYONE who took the time to show some love..It may take a little time, but you will not be forgotten.. I'm planning to rest for a few days..Hopefully I can catch up with things on FUBAR, and get a few chats in as well...I miss my friends...and My Club F.A.R. Family..... If all goes well with packing and getting the house prepared for my absence..I plan to indulge myself with a couple of relaxing vacations(i'm thinking S.A...I have friends

Yippie...i Did It!!!
As most of my friends know today was the big test day. I was up last night worried to death I would not pass and awoke this morning mostly with the same fear. I poured over notes,attemped the final of the 60hr class which I knew by heart just once more,and even called a friend and future coworker to make sure a few things I had correct. Time ticked away from 8 am to 10 am in no time. I was nervous talking to friends for moral support befor heading out. My hubby got home and was ready to get going toward the Nashville test center. I finished up the test I was taking with a 76. Still not confident I had what it was going to take to pass the test I carried my notes along for the ride. I know better but decide to look over them going down the road...I do this until my hubby tells me to stop before I either get a headache or worse get sick. So I stop reading my notes and start talkin nonstop about this "test" until he tells me to calm down. The closer we get to Kermit Drive the more nervous

Re: "i'm Sorry"
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: A woman is only as faithful as her options!!!!!!!! Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:19 PM From: BubbaDate: Sep 17, 2007 5:03 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Why even try?Date: Sep 17, 2007 4:16 PMFrom: ~H.u.Y~Date: Sep 17, 2007 2:46 PMYou neve knew me when you thought you did. Listen to me instead of getting pissed, only because no one ever things strait when they get mad.I'll admit i don't know everything, i'll admit that i'm not perfect, i'll admit that i'm an ass. But at least i can admit my downfalls unlike other guys. I'm not the right guy. But I'm one guy out of millions. Their is more to everyone than meats the eye. Learn from your mistakes, don't ever expect someone to pick you up. Your human to, you know what it feels like to bleed, you know what it's like when you're in pain, you've cried befor. But think about this. You have more than millions. People are dieing for you and they don't even

I Am This Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in his arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it, and even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you... I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss... I'm the girl who you can talk to you about anything... I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes... I'm the girl who will have many inside jokes with you and will remember each one.... I don't know about this all the time i forget alot I'm the girl who will brag about you

To All Who Were Bombing Or Entered In The Contest Put On By Seximil*
JUST GOT WORD FROM SCRAPPER THAT SeXiMil* WAS PUT BACK TO LEVEL 1 DUE TO SUBMITTING A FAKE SALUTE. ACCORDING TO SCRAPPER THIS WAS THE 4TH FAKE SALUTE SHE POSTED. THEN AFTER BEING SENT BACK TO LEVEL 1 SHE CLOSED HER PROFILE. GO TO HER PAGE OR WHATS LEFT OF IT AND READ THE COMMENT SCRAPPER LEFT. HERE IS HER LINK. lc@ fubar

Stressedout
On Friday, I might be leaving a little trip. The trip to the phsyc ward for about a week. I have been so stressed that I have thought of just starting to walk and never stopping. My oldest son and his father are fighting and his father wants to drag me into it. He even called at 5:20 in the MORNING not once but twice! Our son is 20 years old. I told him that he's 43 and our son is 20, you deal with him and leave me the fuck out of it. He like but he lives with you and I told him that our son is 20 and could live on the fuckin' moon. I don't have enough on my plate without this shit? As a diabetic, the last thing I need is an ulser.

My Sister Drives Me Nuts!
My sister is trying to find me a man.. I don't want her to find me a man.. I am quite content meeting people for myself and making my own opinions of them. She is one of those women who have been scorned so she is trying to get me to date the kinda guys she wish she dated? (ie with money)..but that's just not how I am.. I date people based on attraction and chemistry. I want someone I feel comfortable with, someone who makes me smile even just thinking about them.. not someone just because they have a decent bank statement.. that just doesn't do it for me.. ugh.. I just wish sometimes she would back off and stop trying to pressure me. Could be why she is 34 and never been married..eh?

Fan, Rate, Then Add...
Hmmm... I realize that I am new here, but Fan you, Rate You, PRIOR to adding you? Sure, I am into a pretty face, and nice skin, just like the rest of us. But the Fan thing really means something to me. I can easily (almost) blindly rate a photo - and if it moves me, very quickly I will give it a 12. But many women here want the Fan first, prior to asking to connect to for friendship (or at least the allusion of friendship). This I have trouble with. Fan says to me that I not only like you, but support your decisions, way of life, choices of cold cuts, something for crying out loud. How am I to know if I can be your fan if I don't know a thing about you? I am fans of some, but there is reason for it. To those that I am fans, they know why. It genuinely revolves around respect. Some women are pretty weird around this concept. Most women don't want flesh freaks, then when a guy really wants to know something, treat them as a number. Many women here think that a g

Cut Them Off
oh god my feet hurt hella bad today ive was only on them for 6 hours today and they hurt so bad!! it also doesnt help that was on them for about 9 hours yesterday cause of work!! and here the thing not only do my heet hurt i have migraine that just wont go away ive had it for about 3 or 4 days now and my last night my back started to hurt right befor i went to bed and it still hurts :( i hate unboxings callendars

I Want
i wanna give myself completely to someone. But i believe the man i want doesnt exist. He would have to be dominant, but patient. Aggressive, but not pushy. Be passionate, but not pervy. He would have to be charming, seductive and have no problems making me feel beautiful, wanted, and special. I wanna be submissive, but not quite into hardcore bdsm. maybe someday

Pit Bulls
My oldest son is having a bit a of a party tonight. One of his friends brought her 11 month old son. We have a pure Amrician Pit Bull Terrier and a little mix. I get so sick of all the bad press about them. Our Pit LOVES this little one. He lets out one little peep and she is right there to be sure he's alright. She wants nothing more then attention and he gives it to her. This attention includes being poked in the eye, hit and ears grabbed. What does she do? Licks him and snuggles him. I guess we never told our Pit she's supposed to be mauling him.

Men And Women Are Different
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie was doing it on a semi-regular basis". When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know there's always a chance for us". This is known as the "I Hate You/I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective. Sex: Women prefer 30 - 45 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 - 45 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving b

Omg
If my week hasn't been fucked up enough from bullshit liars to working my ass off to just being down right lonely today has topped it off for me. Ok so i went out to dinner with my family. We were there eating and something told me to look up and low and behold i do and i see Samanthas sperm donor walk in. And to top it off he was with his wife who he was seperated from when i got pregnant and was the reason he has never wanted anything to do with her cause he didnt want the wife to know that while they were seperated he knocked a girl up.. Well After a YEAR A FUCKING YEAR HE SEE'S HIS DAUGHTER FROM A DISTANCE. He had my duaghters half brother and sister whom she will never know cause of him with him too. It really hit me hard cause i didnt realize till tonight how much my duaghter actually looks like this man. It breaks my heart no not cause i want to be with him but because she has siblings she will never know. He kept looking over at my daughter everytime his wife would leave th

There Is A Guy
there is a guy who makes me smile there is a guy who i enjoy talking to every morning there is a guy who i shall not name but he is the one that i think about because we can not be with eachother there is a guy who i think is sweet and sexy there is a guy who i care about and just want him to be happy there is a guy and he knows who he is (hopefully) there is a guy can you figure out who he is?

Do You Have Dildos
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?" The clerk responds, "Yes we do". "Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"

Reviews
I hate doing it this way, but I'm behind due to so much interesting stuff being on t-eh intarnets. Your Alibi by Annie Dean Apple of My Eye by Amy Grech Dark Recesses #8 Talebones #35 (on Tangent Online) Also worth checking out: Last month's Apex Online which has a double shot of kick ass Lavie Tidhar fiction. I am becoming a huge fan. And I might be late to the game, but Fantasy Magazine has samples online, and we all know how important it is to take advantage of these freebies so we know what kind of fiction the market is looking for. Check it out here I'm currently reading A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore. I'm really enjoying it, though I'm barely into it. But I gotta share some of these lines! “She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such as the guileless Beta Male had never seen.” “After the funeral, friends and relatives had left a mountain of cold cuts in Charli

Ha! What A Joke!!!
Ok so i have now had my first photo marked as nsfw...NSFW...what ever...offensive...please...what a bunch of childish crap!!! there was nothing wrong with that pic..whoever marked it...grow up!! What you didnt like the ball gag in my mouth...ok....GET OVER IT!!! it was probably a vanilla chic who thought it oppressive to women..HA..whatever...i live my life the way i want...cant you just let me be who i am and BACK THE HECK OFF??????? There was nothing showing that was NSFW...my boobs were tucked in and nothing was hanging out!! DAMMIT!!! grrrrr...that enrages me so bad...i thought this was an ADULT site...well i hate to tell everyone but adults are NSFW as a whole...we do dirty things, have dirty thoughts, and post dirty pics...last time i checked that was the beauty of being a "grown up". You idiots who want to mark others thing as NSFW need to: 1. get a damn life 2. grow up 3. GO BACK TO MYSPACE SO THAT YOU WONT BE "OFFENDED" BY THE MATERIAL WE POST HERE. ok im done venting..

Weird
Here's the thing, when my dad passes I inherited his ex mobile phone. It had a load of pre pay money on it so I kept the sim card in and just used it, as you would really. But a coupla times recently people have phoned asking to speak to him and its weird telling a total stranger who doesnt know who you are that he died. I mean, these are people who barely even knew the bloke anyway. So I found myself almost joking about it 'cause I didnt know what to say and it didnt even feel wrong to do so. Is that fucked up or what? Oh well, something just reminded me of that so thought I'd type it down, lol. Anyone who reads this hope your week is going well.

I Have No Clue
ok, i am feeling it pretty hard this week b/c i got flu-like symptoms on top of woman issues on top of the fact I HAVE TO BE AT WORK cuz i cannot afford to be off or go to a Dr. So if i don't rate or respond to mails or MUMMs right away, please understand. later folks.

From Shadow To Shadow (a Story)
Buried at PhotoCasket.com Dodging the shadows while being one yourself is not an easy way to visit your dying mother. I cannot let the others know where I'm traveling this very night. I've sworn to keep my presence a secret. Only my victims have the privilege to see my face before slipping into oblivion. Once taken in, there was no going back. No more seeing friends from your precious childhood. No more visits to your mortal family. No contact what so ever. We're dead to the world and we'll remain that way till we are no more. Such a promise is hard to keep. I for one was never held back by some damn rules. I have snuck away many times to live among the living. I have paid countless mortals countless visits. But never my family. They are to keep believing that I'm dead. They went to my funeral; they watched my body sink into the ground. What they didn't see I'm sure they would've never wanted to see. They didn't witness my maker digging me up to reappear as a beautiful creature

Manager Mourinho Leaves Chelsea
Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has sensationally left Stamford Bridge by mutual consent, the club has confirmed. The news comes just 24 hours after the disappointing Champions League draw against Rosenborg. BBC Radio 5live football correspondent Jonathan Legard understands Mourinho texted senior players, including skipper John Terry, with the news. Mourinho joined Chelsea in the summer of 2004 and led them to the Premiership title in each of his first two seasons. Report: BBC football correspondent Jonathan Legard Archive: Mourinho's first season with Chelsea Last season they finished runners-up to Manchester United but won both the FA Cup and Carling Cup, a trophy they had also collected in 2005. His achievements also saw him voted as Premiership manager of the year in 2005 and 2006. MOURINHO'S CHELSEA RECORD 2 June, 2004 - Appointed manager 27 February, 2005 - Wins Carling Cup 3-2 v Liverpool 30 April, 2005 - Beat Bolton 2-0 to win Premiership title

Do You , Have You Ever Felt Like You May Of Met The Love Of Your Love To Late In Life?
What I mean is you both cross paths and yet one is leaving this world and your here to stay. Maybe things could of been different if God would of shown this to be .But God took me down another path and lead me to see , that life is to be so full and lovingly with another now; In my fore site and holding my hand as I watch the one who is to die and know im just hurting all inside . Im lost and confused now but God knows ,Im to live on to give the word ,God had shown me.Im to be a servant unto thee Lord and follow my love ; new found here for now own. yet im morning and can,t seem to understand why God seemed to have blessed me and left my friend to be dying helplessly. But it is God,s will not mine and I do not question why > help us all O Lord now in the mist of the hour. hugs diana

Condom Slogans
Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker. Don..t be silly, protect your willy. When in doubt, shroud your sprout. Don..t be a loner, cover your boner. You can..t go wrong if you shield your dong. If you..re not going to sack it, go home and whack it. If you think she..s spunky, cover your monkey. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter. She won..t get sick if you wrap your dick. If you go into heat, package your meat. While you..re undressing Venus, dress up that penis. When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse. Especially in December, gift wrap your member. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker. Don..t be a fool, vulcanize your tool. The right selection! Protect your erection! Wrap it in foil before checking her oil. A crank with armor will never harm her.

So This Is How You See Yourself?
So this is how you see yourself? exciting sexy you like to party ohhh you're wild and smell good. guess what we were born for redemption get your 72 hour bag out dump out the vodka and condoms fill it with buck knives and blueprints strap that megaphone to your gas mask baby now give me a kiss thats how we make our own electricity. Back it all up on an external hard drive and put it in your pocket. Someone give my ghost a shadow Its almost goodbye I swear I promise I'll do it for you too Because I know you wont do it for any of us. Just tell me when you breathe you'll be thankful and bury my bones, standing.

Lovers (a Story)
Buried at PhotoCasket.com I watch him from my window. Watch him take the life from a pale body, now laying on the ground. Blood slowly seeping from the fresh new holes in his neck. I should be scared, but I'm not. I should hate this evil creature, but I love him. I climb down the pipe, unknowing to the vampire in a trance. "Satisfaction can be had tonight, Christian!" He quickly turned to face me. Blood caked on his lips. "Every night, you come, you feed under my window. And every night I watch you." I walk closer and closer, until our eyes meet. He says to me, "I watch you too, I follow you as you walk home." He's been watching me, but does he consider me prey or a companion? I could be both, first a delectable, delicious prey, then a pale dead companion. "What do you watch me for, Willow?" He knows my name! "You take your victims with such passion. You deliver them into death without them even knowing. I hope when my time comes, that you do the same!" He ci

R U Truely My Friend?
Friends, On this FUBAR thing I have obtained over 100 so called friends. I would hope that all of you were truely frinds, but, let's get real here. A lot of you are just rate hounds and self centered. All I really want is true honest to goodness friends.It is actually my fault for letting it get way out of hand. Now I can only think of one way to solve this problem. I try to get to as many people as I can but it always falls way short and feelings get hurt. So...If we do not talk to at least once a week and/or send messages and/or leave comments...I am not gonna keep you on my list of friends. Only the ones that do talk...comment and message with me will stay on my friends list. I am not being an A..h.le...just being realistic. I am sure a lot of you feel the same way at times. Too many to keep track of. It is not a popularity game for me. Which type are you gonna be? Up to you!!!!!This the only way I know to be fair to the ones that do care. I am sorry. Leave a commen

New Update
some good news today. his white cells are dropping. the antibiotics are working but he's still a long way from coming home. they're gonna start working with him to get him off the ventilator. they said the next week is gonna be rough.

Thank You
I just want to thank everyone who has been there to help me thru this time in my life..especially with the accident. I appreciate you and you know who you are. There are a few of you who have been soo sweet..and I want to thank you. So far so good..I'm getting better. I still feel like shit but that's expected. And thanks for the get well cards..they are cute :) Thank you friends and family ~K

Don't Close Your Blinds
I got this in email today its a must read!!! ***DON'T CLOSE YOUR BLINDS*** The other day, my nine year old son wanted to know why we were at war. My husband looked at our son and then looked at me. My husband and I were both In the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and defend Our Country again today. I was confident that my husband would give him a good explanation. My husband thought for a few minutes and then told my son to go stand in Our Front living room window. He said, "Son, stand there and tell me what you see?" "I see trees and cars and our neighbor's houses." he replied. "OK, now I want you to pretend that our house and our yard is the United States of America and you are President Bush." Our son giggled and said,"OK."* "Now son, I want you to look out the window and pretend that every house and yard on this block is a different country," my husband said. "OK Dad, I'm pretending." "Now I want you to stand there and look o

Kinda Boring
so i'm at work all day, 4rm 8am 2 8pm . i sell tile and stone for flooring and walls. most of this stuff comes 4rm mexico, spain, brasil, peru, etc. i spend most of my day on my ass in 4rnt of this screen on fubar. kinda my own boss. not 2 mny ppl come by. it's been picking up though. sales have gone up each month that passes. but damn it's boring and slow. gettin paid 4 this, i'm afraid i might lose my job .

Buffalo Foods
I remember when I grew up camping, we always packed enough cold cuts/lunch meat for the whole trip. Because you just can't get the same stuff you can here in Buffalo, NY. Today, you have more of a selection, but still nothing beats some of the food from Buffalo, NY. Just to name a few: Redlinski or Salem Meats Sponge Candy Anchor bar wing sauce Webers mustard Nowinski Pierogis. Loganberry Soda Pop Well now you can get the stuff shipped to you: https://www.buffalofoods.com/home.htm And if you have never been to the Western New York region, then you are missing a LOT!!!! Stop by and see just some of the great things we have to offer!!!

Speed Interview!!
LOL... Although my interview was comprised of a full 30 minutes, I never before in my life have felt so very rushed. :) As soon as I arrived (early), I was given a packet of information to read and review. Sat down for a few moments to read through it all and door opens to the waiting room -- "Kathryn??" I look up and respond by stating, "Yes!"...then I was wisked through a maze of hallways and locked doors with special keying sequences to a very back conference room where another lady sat. This is "L...."... (about all that I heard at the moment b/c I was catching my breath from chasing her down the maze of hallways!!)... A brief explanation of the job description and expectations. Then we went through some questions and answers period where they wrote down my answers to all the questions I responding to. Reading their writings upside down, I take note that they aren't writing verbatim but catching key words and phrases down. Any questions??? (My mind is racing

Dear Boss
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes m e to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You d on't always observe necessar

Fubar-oscope Chronicles - Vol 2
See "another fine prdiction" posted 9/17 for Vol 1... Here is today's FUBAR-oscope: You're still on an upswing and might find that people are a little easier to get along with -- so you may want to ask for that favor you've been meaning to see about, or push for a little extra romance in your life. I am game for some extra romance!!! Any takers? :) BTW, the prediction on Monday was just one day off. The phone call came in on Tuesday. Color me a day late and a dollar short - again :) Thanks for reading! C

Tomorrow Dosen,t Come For Some > Read >>
My Lord know ,s who he calls home next , the day , time or hour. We are just here till he calls us home ; Donald is being called now , but when ; its not know but it will be soon. I am alone but really not alone with my Lord . He is helping me to cope ; My Lord I ask you to help Donald not me , he needs you so now ; Till the time is at hand to breathe the last breath. May he know he is a dear friend ; special friend to me . I dont really know the right words to say , Jesus said I am the light , life and the way , no one come to the father except thru me.This is all I can think to say Donald to you . hugs diana

Just Thinking
okay so im feeling a lil better....been thinking and some stuff came to me...one of my friends asked me when your in love when do you say enough is enough...i havent came up with that answer b/c i dunno...but have you ever notice in any relationship, if you try to walk away and not look back theres always that little something that holds you back..i think it's the good times you once shared together that keeps you going.....like hearing the first song you and them danced too...that first song that they sung to you without ever taking their eyes off you or missing a beat....when you close your eyes all you see is them smiling back at you...the one look that made you drop to your knee everytime...the way they said something over and over but no matter how much they said it to you it was always cute...the stupid little arguements you would have...so in the end i think the question should be how strong do you have to be to walk away and if you have the strength to walk away can you actuall

Help Level My Fu-hubby!
Please Help My Fu-Hubby Level....He Only Needs.... 17,900 Points! Show Him My Family and Friends Rock! Anything you can do will be appreciated! Thank You In Advance! Click His Link Below...Rate, Fan, Add...Rate His Pics and His Stash... Whatever It Takes! He Rocks! Ophanim "BLS Mafia (SDMF)"~Fu-Hubby to *Splash*~@ fubar This PimpOut Brought To You By: ~*Splash*~New Co-Owner Of Club F.A.R.~I.B.I.C.~DSC~Fubar Wife To Ophanim "BLS Mafia (SDMF)"@ fubar Black Label Society Videos | Video Codes | Denver MLS

Thank You God!!!
Well, I got home a little while ago from my trip to WV to get the remainder of my things from the marital home... The trip was absolutely wonderful!!! I could not have expected anything more!!! So, I know you want to hear some things about it.... here goes... 1st... we left, Phil and I, around 9 pm last night. He let me start driving when we go to Whythville, VA. and I drove the ramainder of the trip (4/5 hours). I wanted to show him how dark it gets up there in the middle of nowhere, so we pulled off onto the scenic overlook on highway 19 north, just south of highway 79 (the last leg of the trip). I turned off the truck, turned out the lights and we sat there for a second and then simultaniously opened our doors... so wierd! But we were walking around this parking lot, looking up at the most beautiful patch of stars I think that I have ever laid eyes on... when all of a sudden there was a shooting star off to my right. I turned to Phil to show him and he said he saw it t

Today's Horoscope
Today's horoscope made sense to me today..so I figured I would share it... Try not to worry too much about how people will respond to your ideas today -- the positive energy might almost be overwhelming! It's a great day to suggest new directions in business or love.

Pet
Well today i found out that my dog that i had for 13 yrs. has cancer and it will cost a total of 314.79 to put her to sleep and to cremate her.So i feel like crap but i know that its for the best so she doesnt suffer any longer.how many of you lost a pet that was like a family to you.

Fu Hubby
Please Help My Fu-Hubby Level....He Only Needs.... 25,521 Points! Show Him My Family and Friends Rock! Anything you can do will be appreciated! Thank You In Advance! Click His Link Below...Rate, Fan, Add...Rate His Pics and His Stash... Whatever It Takes! He Rocks! Ophanim "BLS Mafia (SDMF)"~Fu-Hubby to *Splash*~@ fubar This PimpOut Brought To You By: ~*Splash*~New Co-Owner Of Club F.A.R.~I.B.I.C.~DSC~Fubar Wife To Ophanim "BLS Mafia (SDMF)"@ fubar

Punishment
Tears run down my face as You turn boldly away The rope cuts me deep as Your eyes sadly say How much i’ve hurt you deeply, and You don’t know what to do And how You can’t do anything until You start feeling again like You You turn and walk away, with a sad look on Your face And i drop my head and sob, full of terrible disgrace How could i have let You down, and disappoint You so? And wonder what my punishment will be, God will only know The look in Your eyes is worse than Your cane And the welts it leaves is not as bad as my heart full of pain i twist my wrists against the tightly bounded rope To punish myself until You calm down and are willing to cope my skin itches badly, wanting to feel Your touch Either it from love or from punishment, i just need You that much Your rejection is more then what my aching body can take And Your silence is deafening as my heart starts to break i hear Your footsteps coming slowly up the hall my heart throbs violently waiting for Y

My Rescue
Buried at PhotoCasket.com My warm blood drained from my body, as he sunk his teeth into my flesh. I felt so alive, as if I could fly. A full moon shone brightly into his deep dark eyes. A drop of blood dripped from his lips, and he smiled at me gently as life surged through me. He rescued me from hell and lead me through the portal to heaven.

I Try To Be Nice
i try to be unnafected by what i found out but i cant im so angry at you because it hurts so much. the shitty part is it hurts to be mad at you and it makes me feel bad i almost wish i never found out because now everytime were together i think about it and it tears me apart

This Lunatic Is Rambling And Won't Stop!
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Naked Is Fun
ok all day i was out side talkin on my computer...its now 8 47 pm and i just came in. and the 1st thing that i did was take off my shirt. and drop my pants. and god i have to say that i love being naked. not the 1st time that iv done this, but im all alone and im in my room free as a bird. to any1 who reads this. if you can take off your cloths and become naked like me. naked is fun ohh and i marked this NSFW cuz im not sure if it is or not

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I HAVE HAD MY HEART BROKEN TO MANY TIMES TO COUNT. AND NOW IM BACK YET AGAIN TO TRY ONCE AGAIN TO FIND THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE. I WAS CALLED A LIAR WHEN SOMEONE WAS TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT A CERTAIN PERSON BCS HE WANTED TO SAVE WHAT HE HAD WITH HER. IM SO DONE WITH THE MIND GAMES AND IM NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO PLAY MIND GAMES WITH. IM LOOKING FOR SOMEOEN WHO WILL LOVE ME FOR ME AND LIE TO ME AND BREAK MY HEART. OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. IM NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL JUST BRUSH ME ASIDE OR USE ME TO MAKE ANOTHER WOMAN JEALOUS. I DO HAVE FEELINGS AND IM TIRED OF BEING STEPPED ON LIKE A PIECE OF TRASH. IS IT SO WRONG TO ASK FOR SOMEONE TO LOVE ME? AM I WORTH BEING LOVED? I AM SO DOUWN AND OUT WITH DEPRESSION RIGHT NOW..I WANT TO FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP PULL ME OUT..GIVE ME THE HOPE OF BEING LOVED. I FEEL SO EMPTY INSIDE AND I DONT WANT TO FEEL THAT WAY ANYMORE.I WANT TO FIND SOMEONE WHO I LOOK FORWARD IN TALKING TO EVERY DAY OR EVEN THREE TIMES A WEEK. I WANT TO BE WITH

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Keep this going around the globe ... read it and forward every time you receive it. We can't give up on this issue. Paul Harvey and Prayer Paul Harvey says: I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin , but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his Theory of Evolution Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what' s the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire book of Acts. They're just talk ing to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game. But it's a Christian prayer, some will argue. Yes, and this is the United States of America , a country founded on Christian principles. According to our very own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others

This Downrater Went To Far!!!
Tee@ fubar The above person went to far. Yesterday one of the sweetest ladies on fubar burried her daugher.A R.I.P. picture was made and we have been trying very hard to help her through a difficult time.I saw that she had updated her status to upset and asked her what was wrong.She said that the above lady had downrated her Daughter's R.I.P. picture. She told the lady what she had done in case it was a mistake...and was called an ASS!!! ladymoose760 is anything but. She is a Mother...a foster Mother and a hero. When her daughter was no longer able to care for her children...this women stepped up and is now parenting her grandchildren.Her daughter JUST died and she burried her yesterday. Please...let's all ralley around this lady and show her what a wonderful place fubar can be. The person on top is the one that downrated...normally,I don't care...but this women went TO FAR!! My vote is that we all downrate her and block her...after telling her why we are. Then...let's

A Good Night, Pt Ii
Your hands are clenching my thighs, and my nails are digging into your shoulders as I pull you to me and plunge my tongue into your mouth. I explore the roof, glide my tongue along your teeth, and suck on your tongue. Your hands are are massaging my breasts and grabbing my ass to pull me closer to you. I feel your hardness pressing up against my sex, and you moan at the heat radiating from my core. You lay me back on the table, and begin to kiss and lick your way down my body. My nipples harden as your tongue circles them, drawing my large nipples to taut peaks. I raise my hips and rub my wetness against your stomach, deep moans eliciting from my throat. Your hands caress my body, raising gooseflesh. My hands are running through your hair, along your neck, over your back, where ever I can reach. You dip your head lower, and I gasp loudly as your tongue flicks over my already hardened clit, and you grab my hips. As you lick and suck, my head begins to thrash, and my moans become cries

Faded And Forgotten
Buried at PhotoCasket.com I stepped around the corner and there he was, standing where I expected no one to be, so I was startled and I stumbled, and I fell to my knees. How ridiculous I felt, acting like a frightened child. I shook my head at my foolishness and looked up to see... The way his hair fell about his face, one eyebrow raised, surveying my predicament with amusement and delight. I was charmed, disarmed and maybe a little bit in love. He stretched out his hand to pull me up, it felt cool and strong, he kept on pulling until, I was pressed tightly to him. He bent me backwards and, turned me roughly to the side, his kisses were desperate and hungry, as if he were a starving man and I was a great and fancy feast. Pleasure jolted through me like electricity, then began to build in waves. Slowly I became alive, surely I had not been before. Compared to this moment, my entire life was no more than a pale dream. T

There R Real Men Left
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Cam Girl Profile: Romy
Our latest victim to be plucked from the ranks FOUNDRY CAMS is a real rocker-looking-chick, and a bonafide piece of American hotness. Romy has only done TWO videos for us, but they're two of the most lifted videos we have (we've seen them on over 20 other sites already). You might have seen her rocking out in her F*CK ME shirt, or watched her slipping out of her fishnet bodystocking. We look forward to seeing Romy shake her assets for a long time at FOUNDRY CAMS. We thought she would be an excellent target to heave a bunch of dumb questions at... CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE INTERVIEW! (or click here if the photo isn't showing up for you)

Ahhhhhh!!!!!
ahhhhh!!! I’m going crazy! okay so I have 2 weeks left of my leave and I can take up till the 11th of October off but I'm already going crazy sitting at the house with the kids or when my grandma takes Lucian or even when I go over to someone else's house, I'm still going crazy. I need to get out with more social interaction with people, new people and guys. I realized I only have one guy friend that I can talk to and he is in Boise. HELP! I just need to get out more. I'm hoping to be able to get out a little more once I get somethings finacially set with some of my new bills. most likely next month which also will be my 22nd birthday at the end of the month. Oh, so lonely.

Death
today was my first day working security in a huge hotel. the day started with my batterie dying as I got to work. then as i was taking a tour of the hotel, a guest of the hotel died in my arms. I saw him joking around with a friend of his, turned to us (a co-worker who was giving me the tour) once they parted, and started asking a question, then grabbed my shoulder and squeezed it, grabbed his chest and fell over on me, i fell to the floor with him on top of me. I kept my calm as thats who i am in intense situations, help arrived, Neither i or security could find a pulse.. paramedics arrived and pronounced him DOA. I never had anyone die in my arms before. He was so young and died of a heart attack. I stayed the rest of the day.. if I left early when HR and my manager were trying to tell me to go, I wouldnt be able to come in again.. so I stayed. Im just so saddned by this experience. to see the fear and pain in his eyes and they fixated on mine. till i saw his life leav

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Lately since the weathers been changing back again to getting warm..I am pretty much feeling just a bit under the weather, For a matter of a few days it has gone back from 75- 65 back up to nearly 90 degrees again. I was really ready for it to get a bit colder. I was starting to pull heaters and Winter clothes out of storage. I didn't go to sleep last night till 3am...I have been feeling a bit dizzy all day today. as a result. I was in blah mood. This Sunday I Will be 34...I have one of these Internet bumper stickers that says ...I'm not getting older I'm getting bitter. in the last week of so I have have been feeling like I'm twice my age right now. off and on. Its mainly because the weather has been so damn Schizophrenic. Look get colder and stay that way. Theirs a point in your life you cant do the 20 yard dash anymore... run as far as you can anymore. and your eyesight gets slightly poorer with your memory.. and forget why the hell you went in a room in the first place. Or look

A Very Heavy Fractured Heart
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from my perspective, i believe submission is an act of personal strength from which i grow spiritually and mentally. i take total responsibility for submerging my ego by the offering of myself to the will and direction of another. i search for someone to use me to quench their darkest desires, while creating an atmosphere of safety around me. someone who relishes pushing my sensual and sexual boundaries, taking me to new levels and greater heights of sensation and experience. she constantly looks for new and creative ways to bring out the inner beast in me.

My First College Essay(true Story)
A New Me Monday, January 31, 2005 began just like every other day, with me going to work. About an hour after work had started, I realized this was going to be “one of those days.” Doing construction for a living, I had grown accustomed to hitting my head on beams, smashing my fingers, and getting cuts and today was no exception. I kept hitting my head on nails and messing up projects until I was off work. Finally, the workday was over and I was on my way home to see my girlfriend Sandee and have dinner and a few drinks. I was so happy to get to her house and start relaxing; unfortunately the day was only going to become worse. Sandee and I had dinner and two cocktails after I arrived at her house, and we were telling each other about our day at work. The next thing I knew, we were arguing about doing laundry. The argument escalated rapidly until finally I said,” I’m going home; I’ll see you tomorrow after work.” “Stay here tonight and we will go to bed and we’ll talk about it tomo

One Flaw In Women
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Plz Donald , Plz Get My Email .. Hugs
Donald I received your email , but you signed out before my reply . Oh I hope im saying or doing the right things to help you . God Please help him O please , he hurts so . take this pain and fear away , draw him close to you now O Lord he needs to feel , your Grace and mercy and love. Im not helping much , So Lord please be colse take him home soon with you . I will miss him but he is ready to go home.. it,s thy will now O Lord. I ask in thy name Jesus . Amen!

Must-knows For Men...
THE RULES: 1. The woman ALWAYS makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change at any time, without prior notification. 3. If the woman suspects the male knows all the rules, she must IMMEDIATELY change some of the rules. 4. THE WOMAN IS NEVER WRONG. 5. If the woman is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the man did or said wrong. 6. If rule 5 applies, the man must apologize immediately for causing the misunder- standing. 7. The woman can change her mind at ANY given point in time. 8. The male must NEVER change his mind with express written consent from the woman. 9. The woman has every right to be angry or upset at ANY time. 10. The man must remain calm at all times, unless the woman wants him to be angry or upset. 11. The woman must under NO circumstances let the man know

77 11's To Trade Right Now !!! ?? :)
Ok Peeps... I have 77 11's to trade for you to rate my pics.. I rate 77 pics 11 of YOURS you rate all 77 pics of mine??OKies.. Send me a message in my Shout box.... First come first serve... Then I will rate all the rest of everyone 10's once I run out of the 11's.... Sound fun.. I need serious HELP leveling.... Thanks bunches.... :) .............JENNA............

Vampyre Vs. Innocence
Buried at PhotoCasket.com Through the forest, Of sliding shadows weeping, I feel your breath on my neck, Your vampyre blood shrieking. As I turn to gaze upon your eyes, Cold shiver whispers through my spine, Sinking deeper and deeper Into my warm, but deserted heart. Your eyes are cold, but yet so charming... "Would you let me in your cruel world, To feel the darkness you feel now, To embrace the curse you have been cursed?" Your smile fades away, As you close your haunting eyes, Your innocence I cannot kill But it shall be only mine.

11 Ways 2 Tell Tht Ur Crazy About Someone
11 signs that your crazy for someone ELEVEN: You laugh at they're stupid jokes TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... ====== ===== ==== === == = == === ==== ===== ======= ========= ========== ========= ======== ======= ====== ===== ==== === ==

Looking For Something To Do This Happy Hour .. Well Look No More !
Here ya go .. Mary needs 20,000 comments before Monday so she can get her first blast !!! lets help her .And see'ing its Happy Hour .. why not come on over and get double the points . ( Yeah im point whore'in here ) Oh come on . you know many of you do things during HH for the points . dont give me that look LOL .. So come over and bomb her . meet a wonderful person .. You'll adore her from the get go.. and Lets get her those 20 Thousand needed !!! See you there .. Get that Clickin finger ready !!!!

This Is Fuct.
How would you like it to be whacked hard over the head as a sport? Norway and Canada have a new kind of tourism. Killing baby seals. They call it a "sport".. You want to call this a sport ? Is he a sportsman? Why? You're our only hope !!! This barbarism shouldnt be possible in our society..Dont turn your back on us, we are defenselessI know these images seem painful for you, but we feel the pain. We are being slaughtered and its going on RIGHT NOW...What gives him the right to kill us? Who is he to decide about life and death?What kind of sport is this? I didnt harm anyone. I was just swimming around.. Please help me and my friends... You cant just ignore these images.. Keeping silent and doing nothing makes you guilty...Please help us Please dont leave us alone...STOP THE KILLING OF SEALS You can make a statement by reposting this to get as many people as you canto repost this. Bring these murderers to the attention of world leaders.Thank you!!!!hit reply to sender and copy it from th

Who's Your Daddy?
(Probably the mailman.) A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it so the doctor hooked them up to the machine. The doctor set the knobs to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer

Family
Its funny how even after years and fights and everything now that I'm back in KY I find myself slipping right into that role of protective big brother. Now me and my sisters do have one hell of an age gap between us with one being 20 the other 12. And I admit I have had my issues with Steph (the 20 year old) in the past, but that's where it is, in the past. So I all of a sudden am being that person I used to be, looking out for them and all that. Its really odd I mean I knew I'd do it for Megan but to be doing it for Stephanie as well is soemthing I didnt' expect at all. Guess I'm just too much of a nice guy after all and all that assholish type rep I go to build is for naught. But I feel its my duty and its who I am, gotta look out for em so they stay outta trouble, not that i'm the most shining example but hey I have a bit of age on them.. which they waste no time in pointing out nor how bald I'm getting. But then again what are sisters for

Update2
i am only tring to be fair in this contest and as i am the one watching over this please email me and not ask me in the shout box im not paying attion to that but anymore questioning this contest i'll get back to u as i can but if you dont like how im doing this drop out but let me know if u are

The Surcease Of Sorrow
Do not stand at my grave and weep. I am not there, I do not sleep. I am the sparkle in the snow. I am the shredded leaves that blow. I am the sunlight on growing grain. I am the gentle summer rain. I am the quiet bird at night. Circling about; Taking flight. So do not stand at my grave and weep. I am not there, I do not sleep.

Im So Fucking Sick Of Him....
THIS SHIT IS SO DUMB....I SERIOUSLY HATE BEING HERE, SOME DAY I SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT GRABBING A KNIFE AND FUCKING KILLING MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE MOTHER FUCKER BUT THEN AGAIN THAT JUS MIGHT MAKE HIS DUMB ASS HAPPY, BUT SERIOOUSLY I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH OF THIS GAY SHIT, ITS FUCKING KILLLLLING ME RIGHT NOW, I SERIOUSLY AM THINKING BOUT JUS LIVING UNDER A BRIDGE, PACKING MY SAHIT AND HIDING, ANYWHERE IS BETTER THEN HERE, GETTING YELLED AT, BEAT THE FUCK UP, EVERY FUCKING THING I DO IS FUCKING WRONG....IM SICK OF IT, WHY EVERYTHING I DO IS WRONG, WHY NOT HIM, HE DOES SHIT WRONG, LIKE BUYING BEER INSTEAD OF SHIT WE REALLLLLY NEEED, WTF IS HIS FUCKING PROBLEM, SERIOUSLY OMG, I JUS WANNNNA FUCKING SCREAM RIGHT NOW, I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE, HE IS WEARING MY LIFE DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN, ANYMORE OF THIS AND I MIGHT JUS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT KNIFE AGAIN, NOT TO MENTION EX'S WTF LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, IM SICK OF YOU RUNNING BACK TO ME WITH UR ITTY BITTY I CUD CARELESSS PROBLEMS...HEY

A New Day Be A Dawning A Fresh Sent In >>.poem>.by Diana
A fresh sent around . the call of the children , I hear up now. Breakfast I be preparing and coffee being brewed. I thank God for this new day; I thank God for you. I give thanks all thee day thru ; for it,s God,s day he has given to me.To do what is good. I sing him praises in all I do.I know this is a blessing to add, to all the other blessings , and I cant imigine when, My life was without any of your blessings, Lord if I made a list , it would go on and on, cause the blesings I see and receive are more and more anyone can know. for I see blessings in all that you do ; Lord. like when the wind blows or a flower be kissed by the dew, A new day a dawning and a night falling too. Like a new baby being born,or another day to live,or a friend that is with me that im supporting , or their supporting me too. Or a stranger that says a hello, Someone to bless with your word , or someone to just hug, A tree to look upon,Or outlooking on this whole bi

Man Charged In My Nephew's Murder
Man charged in 2 teens' deaths 23-year-old could face life in prison in West Allis shooting Posted: Sept. 14, 2007 A 23-year-old Milwaukee man was charged Friday with two counts of first-degree intentional homicide while armed in the shooting deaths of two teenagers in a West Allis home. According to a criminal complaint, Lee A. Parker shot Amber M. Lewis, 16, and Thedovonzail "Theo" Loyd, 19, Tuesday morning in an upstairs bedroom of Lewis' home in the 2400 block of S. 84th St. According to the complaint: Lewis, a sophomore at Nathan Hale High School, had started dating Loyd after breaking up with Parker several weeks before. Monday night Parker confronted Lewis in her home, accused her of being involved with Loyd and struck her twice in the face. He then left the residence but returned the next morning with a revolver and shot both victims in the head, the complaint says. Loyd, of Milwaukee, was also shot in the left arm and neck, the complaint says. Lewis

My Shows
OK I KNOW THIS IS SAD BUT I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW SEASONS TO START NEXT WEEK I'M SICK OF WATCHING RERUNS ALREADY. CSI CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT TO START NEXT WEEK ALONG WITH GREY'S AND GHOST WHISPER SMALLVILLE AND SUPER NATURAL. OK OK I'M HUGE TV BUFF AND THESE ARE ONLY FEW OF WHAT I WATCH. ALSO LOVE WATCHING A & E ALL THE TRUE CRIME STORIES. WHICH SHOWS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCH?

God This Sucks!!!
Well I lost the most wonderful guy in the world yesterday :( He's been my best guy friend in the world for going on a year & now we don't even talk that much, let alone spend time together it will be VERY hard to get over him & I honestly don't know if I will be able to...BUT he wants someone else & he says that is what will make him happy to see what happens between them so what can I really do ya know...It tears me up inside & he says he is sorry for hurting me but yet he let me go without us even getting to have much of a chance together...Life is so unfair right now been through more in the past month & a half then my entire life & now I have to deal with this on top of everything else...I just wanted to make him happy & I know I could have but he won't even give me that one fair chance like he said he would grrrr...I am VERY upset about it & he says he doesn't know why I can't just understand the way he is & that he wants to be with this person I do understand wanting to be with s

Racing To The Green
Ok everyone here we go...this great man has helped a many people out and is a very good bomber as well as a very loyal friend so how about showing him some love and stop by his contest and help him out with rates and comments...he is always willing to help the next person out...who knows the next one could be you...click on his link below......................................... this brought to u by the one and only......... HOTSTUD262006 founder and Recruiter of The Godfather Family.(Real husband to Angel1111)@ fubar (repost of original by 'HOTSTUD262006 founder and Recruiter of The Godfather Family.(Real husband to Angel1111)' on '2007-09-19 16:14:27')

Chaos Radio
COME CHECK OUT THE NEW LOVES DARK PLAYHOUSE AND LISTEN TO THE NEWEST RADIO STATION ON FUBAR ONLY HEARD HERE CLICK EITHER PIC TO COME SEE US Chaos Radio Playes what the others wont! Were on Air 24/7 and weclome requests, hell if you send what you wanna hear to DJ LOVE he will be sure to get it on air for you! Youve heard the rest so come and give the best a try Chaos Radio! INTRODUCING CHAOS RADIO

My Nephew's Death
WEDNESDAY, Sept. 12, 2007, 11:10 a.m. By Annysa Johnson 2nd victim dies in W. Allis shooting West Allis - The second victim in Tuesday's fatal shooting in West Allis died from his wounds at Froedtert Hospital this morning, as police continued to search for their alleged assailant. West Allis police identified the victims as 16-year-old Amber M. Lewis of West Allis, who died at the scene, and 19-year-old Thedovonzail "Theo" Loyd of Milwaukee. Police are searching for Lee A. Parker, 23, of Milwaukee, who is believed to have been a current or past boyfriend of Lewis'. Police are still trying to determine the relationship between Lewis and Loyd, but Deputy Police Chief Mike Jungbluth said today that they have been described as "just friends." The two were shot Tuesday morning at a home in the 2400 block of S. 84th St. Neighbors reported that Lewis was pregnant, but Jungbluth said this morning that would not be known until an autopsy is completed today. A warrant for

These Lonely Nights
ON THESE LONELY NIGHTS I THINK ABOUT U THESE LONELY NIGHTS R THE TIMES I WANT U THE MOST THESE LONELY NIGHTS HAVE ME GOING CRAZY CAUSE U R NOT HERE NEXT TO ME ON THESE LONELY NIGHTS I WANT TO RUN TO U AND HOLD U AND NEVER LET GO THESE R THE NIGHTS I WISH U AND ME WOULD MAKE LOVE UNTIL WE BECAME 1 TOO OFTEN I SIT HERE ALONE W/O U THATS NOT GOOD FOR ME I NEED U I WANT U THESE R THE NIGHTS WERE I WOULD HAVE A ROMANTIC DINNER WITH U THEN EXPLORE YOUR BODY EVERY INCH OF IT I WANT THESE NIGHTS TO END I TIRE OF THESE LONELY NIGHTS I TIRE OF THE FIGHT U R SO FAR FROM ME ON THESE LONELY NIGHTS I WANT IT ALL WITH U ON THESE LONELY NIGHTS I DONT WANT 2 BE SO LONELY

Total Blank Canvas
Wow i finally hit my crossroad after doing tags for the last 3 years I have finally come up blank :( I want to do something totally different instead of same things & i have hit every mood I was in LOL Only thing I haven't done was cutesy :-s Not really wanting to do that.... If any of you have ideas let me know I'm open to anything as long as its not porn ( you know who you are ) LOL ok done ranting now, am off to do something with my garv pics :D

So....you Don't Know Jack Shit!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awh Schitt. Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of baby Schitt.

A New World
We have become sickened. We allow the media to sway us. Instead of rising above we remain in the filth with our bickering and nitpicking on utterly inane drivel. There are people dying from starvation and exposure in our very land but we focus on who the president fucked or matters of small consequence. Dec 21st,2012...I hope that it happens. We have lost our way. I am by no means a religious man,however I do feel that we need a moral backbone. Now what I am about to say is not me bashing anyone's sexual orientation or personal freedoms...well maybe a little on personal freedoms... I strongly feel that sexual orientation should not be waved around like some victory flag. I could give a shit about who you're doing....but keep that shit under wraps. I also feel that many in this day and age take a crusade for the sake of crusading. They never look deep into the picture as to why they do what they do. I feel that we need to stop prying into people's lives and feel we do NOT cont

Dont Close Your Blinds!
I got this in email today its a must read!!! *DON'T CLOSE YOUR BLINDS* ** *The other day, my nine year old son wanted **to know why we were at war. My husband **looked at our son and then looked at me. My **husband and I were both In the Army during **the Gulf War and we would be honored to **serve and defend Our Country again today. I **was confident that my husband would give him **a good explanation. * **** *My husband thought for a few minutes and **then told my son to go stand in Our Front **living room window. He said, "Son, stand **there and tell me what you see?"* ** ***"I see trees and cars and our neighbor's **houses." he replied. * ** ***"OK, now I want you to pretend that our **house and our yard is the United States of **America and you are President Bush." * ** ***Our son giggled and said,"OK."* ** ***"Now son, I want you to look out the window **and pretend that

Today Suxxxx
today i took my dog to my aunts untill i get my own place n the worst thing happened! she got ran over i loved her so much! i just lost my bf n bb (the dog) was my only companion. the past few weeks have been horriable! but thanx for takin the time to read this!

Road Rage
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. >Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right >thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red >light by accelerating through the intersection. > > The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in >frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, >dropping her cell phone and makeup. > > As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked >up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her >to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where >she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding >cell. > > After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the >door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer >was waiting with her personal effects. > > He said,

Losing Faith
Humanity is spiralling out of control. We allow the weak and poison minded to rule us. The ideals of political correctness is such a one way street. Those we seek not to offend, offend us at the drop of a hat....and they get away with it. So many people cower in fear of the repercussions of dealing with infidels the way they should be dealt with...so many feel they are entitled to so much they have not earned. The only thing anyone is entitled to is the right to live like everyone else. Work,uphold the law,treat folks decently and be treated accordingly. I am also angered at the people of this country. I understand that we all have a right to our opinion and what have you,however I feel if you have such a strong opinion,stop talking and act. You talk the big talk but when the time to be froggy comes you simply cower in your cave. Either back that shit up or shut your can. If you hate this country so much get the fuck out. We won't stop you. But if you choose to remain ,then I sugges

Been Away A Long Time...
I'm baaaak!!! To all my friends out there, I am so sorry I have been away for so long. I had been away in the hospital on and off for a while due to a lengthy illness because of diabetes and allowed a viral infection in. It was CLOSE. I simply want to say thanks to all my friens and well wishers and NEW friends. I promise to touch base with all in the next weeek or so. Again, many thanks and I look forward to hearing from you all again! Sincerely, Chris XOXO

Help Me Out Guys Please
An ex gf of mine is involved in an online audition for the musical rent...She needs all your votes so please please vote for her!!! the link is....http://www.siteforrent.com/onlineaudition/votes.html Her name is Doria Tremante....she's prolly towards the bottom...please just click vote and enter ur name this is GREATLY appreaciated if u can help me with this!!!!

What Would You Do?
Message: If you had me alone ... Locked up in your room for twenty-four hours & we could do whatever you wanted what would you do with me ?? Tell me in my box .. Cause its a secret ""sssshhhh""" Then repost this .. You might be suprised with the responses you get they could make you laugh or even smile...lol If you do not repost this you are a coward and more then likly should be spanked

Mastercard Wedding??
MASTERCARD WEDDING? You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hir

Ty,hooligan
As I arrive home and enter through the front door, you are there, on your knees, waiting for me. I step up to you and place My hand to the side of your head and give you a soft stroke telling you what a good girl you are. Without even having to tell you to, you reach out and undo the zipper and button on My pants and take out My semi-erect cock. You immediately begin to lick the precum from the head of My cock...savoring the taste. You make sure to lick up and down My shaft to get all of what has dripped from the head of My cock. As My cock swells fully, you slide My cock into your mouth. As you do, I stop stroking the side of your head and take a handfull of your hair into my hand and give it a hard tug towards Me...making you take My cock DEEPER into your mouth...forcing you to gag on it. As you do, I push My hips towards you to make the head of My cock ram into the back of your throat...making you gag hard on it. Trying to get your breathing under control, I take my other hand and

The Future...
I'm working on a new song for Earthwhore, something in a style not unlike what's familiar with the project. Still wish I could turn it into a band. You may have noticed I now have a mere handful of friends on there, that's because doing anti-human metal and having more than a select few friends would be hypocritical of me and I will refuse all add requests on the Earthwhore account from now on. Everyone is a tosser anyway. Eat shit. Some of you have also noticed perhaps a bitterness about me. Well fuck me that's novel! I'm supposed to reassure you or something. Meh, not really worth my time, you should know by now who I am, what I stand for and how a happy me isn't gonna happen. It's not that I don't want to be happy, it's that I'm too smart for it. Watch the Earthwhore page in about a week and you'll see the new song there. I'm gonna take off your favourite song to replace with the new one. I can because I'm a bastard. Want me to care? Stop being human. Some of you noticed a whil

Myspace Account Has Changed..
to all my friends and family that were on my previous list for harley34_1970 has been deleted...now it is harley_37_2007 or if u cant find me that way try by name harley waite...ty for ur patience on this matter...im starting from scratch...hope to here from all my friend and family new or old....ty harley

Leaving Fubar For Good
hey ya all this will be my last blog on here i have had enough of all the lies and bullshit that goes on in here.....i am only writing this to give those of you that i have enjoyed talking to a chance to email me your contact info for yahoo or msn in my mailbox here....i will be totally deleting my profile page in the next 24 and will not be comming back to this site there are many reasons for this including but not limited to the fact that there are so many cheaters, liars, fakes, multiple accounts, etc.....(i could go on and on but i wont) for those of you looking to join a family or thinking about joining a family on here make sure you do alot of checking to find out exactly what you are getting into before you join any of them (i joined one and it turned out to be the exact opposite of what i was looking for)for example the bombing contests that you see and hear so much about what you dont know is that well over 75% of the people your up against are using bombing programs and if

Ty Tony,..
In my dreams It was me in your arms My lips on yours There was only us And the clouds And the stars It was the world and us It was us against the world But in your arms I could take it Anything the world dished out And with your kisses I was strong again In my dreams it was me in your arms My lips on yours But in reality It’s always been her

Ty,tony
I watched you rise With virgin eyes Emerging from the ocean; like a phoenix as it flies You kiss my skin Tear flows begin Your beauty and warmth; has bewitched me again ============================================= Songs of ecstasy, love found in lust, the softness of your skin, the heaving of your breasts, just give me one more moment, another life with you, another long embrace, so I can know it's real, do you feel the same way, when I'm brushing back your hair, kissing you so softly, knowing something that's so, Dare we go much farther? Then you unbutton my shirt, you push me on the bed, you start to lift your skirt, hurt can turn to happiness, like pain turned into pleasure, I caress your silky thighs, while you remove your panties, whether we stop here, or continue thru the night, we'll be living lives in ecstasy, we both know it's, biting my neck gently, as I move slowly into you, I hear your moans grow louder, feel you

Ty,glenn
her soul lies sweetly in the essence of eternity never seeing, always a question i see her where i once was, and vow to aid in her quest of knowledge ...Glenn =============================== The Yearning her smile lighten`s the aura of the rose that weeps...one watches from above..ever within the soul..the memory shall always remain with yearning...and the lovely sweet poison will forever endure ============================================== 4 Sharlene she battles the terrors within...to fight the past, and gaining the the embrace of love...the memories will always remain..and the man of ink stands close to her heart...when the day is done,the solution shall ever be the ember of the smile -------------------------------------------------------- the pain that i feel in you will forever open my eyes...i search for the door to the limitless walls surrounding your heart...the key lies within,the light shines with hope...the question`s answer forever shadows your soul

Why Is It???
Why is it that funerals bring out the worst in people? Is it grief or is it guilt? Today was Eleanor's Memorial Service, pre-arranged as her wishes were similar to that of her husbands with a few personal requests. No problem, I knew it was coming. October 2004 I cleared out the spare bedroom and arranged it so he and I could take care of mom in our home, which meant getting rid of double and even triple household items and goods to make it roomy, comfortable and safe. Thank goodness for a 2 car garage that wound up being storage and donations to the needy in the community after hurricanes and other disasters. Having only known her 5 years, I had the pleasure of listening to the stories of her glory days from her son Daniel who would have been my husband had we wed before he passed away in April 2006. So in all actuality - I was a "daughter" without the marriage license or birth certificate. I had to stop working a full time job as it was necessary for me to take care of fa

Morph Us For A Blast Contest.
Just want to see how Talented some of you can be. make a Morph of and for the show and We shall give away three blast for the top 3. How will the winners be picked. Mike and Roy Will Pick the top three to battle it out by comment votes which the Morphs can be found in our photo files under Show Morph Contest. As always We can change the rules as need be to fit the best needs of all. Any Changes will be posted below here. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Changes are as followed. This Contest Has Been Canceled. However If You Make Us A Morph And We Use It As Our Default Photo. We Will Pay You In A Blast. How Big Depends On How Well Mike And Roy Like The Morph

Ty,...
Retreat from joy, Like a boy. When men pursue that which they were born for. Retreat from her, Like a blur. When men pursue gold, when only stone seems possible. Retreat from a smile, Like a juvenile. When men pursue light, without any sight. Retreat from her, Like a boy, Like a blur, Like a juvenile. When men prove to her, she is the only thing that makes them men

History
To begin a new life together does not mean that we must forget the lives that each of us leaves behind; but rather we should remember the differences that brought us here; and keep alive the memories of what you and I are in our pursuit of what we can become together.

Dad's Birthday (trip Back To Us)
As some of you know, this weekend was my daddy's birthday. The big 50. I took the wonderful billion hour plane ride from Quebec to California to be with my family to celebrate. I got in early this morning at around 3am...I think. I'm sooo screwed up time-wise. Which is more than mildly annoying because it took me awhile to get back on Quebec time after the summer. But, that aside, the visit home was nice. I got to see alot of family that I haven't seen in years, got to answer a thousand and one questions about why I'm going to school for political science and not acting. Which, I guess you guys on here wouldn't know -- but it was thought by many in my family that I would end up pursuing the arts and not politics...not that I'm not any longer pursuing the arts, it's just not a main focus and they're surprised by that. I don't know why. You'd think they'd be happier, a family member involved in actually changing things instead of simply memorizing lines and looking pretty...sheesh :)

566
So today I was supposed to work my normal hours..but I got in, and they told me I could either go do what I wanted till Noon time and work till 4, or I could go home early..So I opted out for going out and pampering myself for the morning. I went and got a much needed manicure this morning...I just uploaded a pic of my nails from my cell phone..Not sure how well it came out..but..I love getting manicures. All I got were the french tips on..I just think it looks classy, and it goes with pretty much anything. Oh well...Im gonna go leave some lovins to some friends. If you're realllly bored & haven't done so, wanna rate my stash?? I do rate back! :) BrattyBytch/OUT!

Why?????
How can one person who says that thay still love you, put you through so much hell???? Why do thay have to play games with your heart??? Why do thay not have even the guts to addmitt that thay are just as much fault as you are??? How can a person do the things thay do, and not have any feelings about what thay are doing???? This can not be humen!!!!! How can you just give up someome that you shared a life with for 4 years,not careing about the other person???? Theses are quastions I ask myself each and everyday. I guess I will never know the answners. Cause thay have giveing up on me all together!!!!! That is so unhumen and unkind!!!! But I guess it does not matter???? It will not stop tham from doing what thay belive or think is right for them.

Ty Bittersweet,...
I see you for who u r not what u r...I see into ur eyes to find anwsers to unsolved questions...I kiss your rosy lips to discover they r filled with bittersweet poison...as I move to ur neck down ur shirt is lucious pair of sweetness...I know I'm only one third to heaven as I kiss your thighs of seduction...from the poison of ur lips I draw closer to death only i know one thing that is to please my sweet with everylast breath...with death drawing near I take off ur french panties to find the heaven I have been lookin for...I begin with tongue slipping in and out death drawing near last breath coming soon as I hear you moan of lust and enjoyment...and with my last breath I finish my sexual quest of the voice of you cumming, lay my head on ur leg and die peacefull knowing I satisfid you BITTERSWEET,

Online Love
Let it never be the case that we grow weary too weary, impatient,or fearful to sit and talk to one another about our love. Let us always remember that just sitting and talking to one another is how we discovered our love in the first place.

Ty Unloved,...
After a walk through the park, we took a little break at the picnic tables behind the tennis court. We talked for a moment be neither of us could keep our mind on conversation. She was sitting between my legs facing me, running her hands up and down my legs, up to my crotch. She ran her hand over my harding cock. She stopped. She begin to un buckle my belt, but it seemed to me she couldn’t get my belt off fast enough to suit me. I reached down and gave her some help, I couldn’t wait. She took my cock from my pants and begin to stoke me hard, then taking my cock all the way in to her throat. I could feel my cock growing harder as she sucked harder, faster. Both of my hands on her head pulling her hair, almost using it as a guide for her wonderful mouth up and down on my cock. Suddenly she takes me all the way and begins to hold it down the full depth. Moving , shaking her head. I start to moan in my pleasure. Then I erupt with a full load of cum while she still has me all in her

Forgiven
Forgiven Kneeling in the corner, left to myself with my thoughts and actions. Knowing that in some way I had displeased you. This time I didn't even get to cuddle afterwards. You left me with my ass burning hot, a few small welts starting to show. You pushed me to the edge again, you are so good at doing that. Well really I couldn't resist you, my hands were tied and my mouth was gagged. I knew I had better lay there and take your punishment if I wanted to continue. You put me in complete subspace, I took it very well until the end. The pain was mounting and I started to squirm and whimper and cry. Never once did I beg you to stop, but you knew when I had taken enough. But this time I was just simply ordered to kneel in the corner until you returned. Left there waiting for you to return, waiting for you to come hug and hold me, because only then will I know that I am forgiven.

Blow Job With A Twist!
Blow Job With a Twist I wanted to just walk in and force you to your knees. I would already be ready and waiting, you know I don't get things very often. You wouldn't even have time to touch. I would pull down my pants and expect you to go there. To pleasure me with your mouth. To lick and suck so well like you always do. But this time would be different. I would stop you short of finishing me off. I would reach down below, take off your clothes and gently feel your pussy lips. I know how hot you get from getting me off like that. I would then take you and bend you over the table and penetrate you from behind. Today isn't all about sensuality, this is about being hot and taking control, this is about my needs and your needs. And in some little way this is about fulfilling fantasies at the same time. Once we settle in and find the motion that brings us both so much pleasure... I will know when I hit the spot and you bite your bottom lip... the dirty words start to come from your mouth

Ty Duane
If I had you > > > > > > Don't know if I can do it, > > Give you the passion that you seek. > > Been mesmerized beyond hips and thighs, > > But, the blade may cut too deep. > > > > I feel your breath upon my neck, > > You motion stirs my mind and feeds my need. > > Cannot resist your passion sweet, > > And so, my blood runs free. > > > > But then, you kiss me, > > Hands on my heart. > > Pelvis thrust to pelvis, > > Massaging my cock until it is hard. > > > > I burn with pleasure, > > Hold you close. > > Feel my cock smolder, > > Deep inside you. > > > > Juices flowing, > > Creamsicle melting. > > Exploding pleasure, > > Oh my soul! > > > > > > Duane Ellis

Thinking About Moving Back To Western State!!!!
I just thinking about to back to Phoenix Arizona maybe this Summertime! Because of I don't have any ood friends in Albanu NY! I have to talking to my uncle & aunt about me to lives there! They might will let me use trailer or spare house in Gibert Arizona for while till I finding a job and place! But I know They have loaded up for deaf Services!! I will starting saving some money for carrying to longest trip to Arizona!! I will miss my parents but that Albany NY has nothing to do for me!! Most of I getting bad depressed and alone at home and None of them offering or asking me for joining deaf club or party! I am so tired of staying in NY for 8 years now My father offered me to going with his 3rd of brother for while!!! I told my father, I needs about $2,000.00 to go Arizona for in case for hotel and gas and foods for 5 days!!! I will getting refund taxes and leftover in my bank I will moving out on March or Apirl 2008!! I gave up and tired of people in NY!!! So I have to fixing up or c

The Meanest And One Of The Most Cruelest Things Ever
How can people be so fucking cruel? This is without a doubt one of the most heinous things I have ever seen in my life..We need to stop the cruelty to animals NOW.. Before one day we wake up and there are no animals left!!!

Against The Wall
Against the Wall First I would kiss you like you kiss me... I like it hard and heavy, that usually gets me all turned on. I would have to pin you up against the wall you know. And I would start with taking off your clothes partly, I hope you didn't have a bra on so the shirt could stay. But the rest of your clothing has to go. I would start at the top......kissing my way down...taking some time to suck on your nipples....and kiss your tummy before I went down on you. Yea I would have to get you off before I could bend you over and take you for myself.

Dont Come To My Page And ....
put your music on my page. In case you haven't noticed, I already have put music that I like on my page. And when you put your music up, you make the stuff I like sound like shit. put your music as a comment to a picture. OK some of these I leave up. But for those of you that go to every fucking picture and drop the same song AND don't even rate the pic or leave a little comment along with your music -- HELL NO. You really got things fuck up. and post a link to your dumb ass contest you are in. First of all, I must not even know you and/or like you or I would have reposted your bulletin. Secondly, what makes you think the people that come to my page want to vote for you anyway? I will add more as I think of it. DON'T FORGET THE RATE THIS BLOG! THANKS SO MUCH!

Ty
ts a hot sticky day as i sit in my office,the air con unit has packed in and i drift off...... there's a knock at my office door,it opens and i see you standing there,long black dress and cherry red lip stick,black eye liner and beautiful long hair tied up in a bun.i smile as you walk towards me,i stand to greet you,i take your hand and straight away i notice how soft it is,thoughts are running thru my mind,thoughts of lust,animalistic instincts,i breathe in your sweet smell and i feel my cheeks begin to flush,you notice that i'm blushing and youtease me with it,as i sit down you sit on the edge of my desk and let your dress fall open revealing your gorgeous legs covered in silky black stockings,i look up to you and you give me that look,you know the look i mean sharlene. i grab your legs and pull you round to face me,i stand and look into your beautiful eyes, i lean forward and tenderly kiss your full gorgeous lips,you respondby kissing me back,i hold your face in my hands and g

Whats Going In My Head
Aww, look at daddy's baby girl. It's daddy's baby, little sleepy head. Yesterday I changed your diaper, wiped you and powdered you. How did you get so big? Can't believe it, now you're two. Hailie you're so precious, daddy's so proud of you. SIT DOWN BITCH, YOU MOVE AGAIN I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! (Rapping) Don't make me wake this baby, she don't need to see what I'm 'bout to do. Quit crying bitch, why you always make me shout at you? How could you, just leave me and love him out the blue. Aww, what's the matter Kim, am i too loud for you? Too bad bitch, you're gonna finally hear me out this time. At first I'm like, aight, you wanna throw me out that's fine. But not for him to take my place, are you outcha mind? This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine! How could you let him sleep in our bed? Look at Kim, look at your husband now, I SAID LOOK AT HIM, he ain't so hot now is he? little punk. Kim: Why are you doing this? Eminem: SHUT THE FUCK UP Kim: You'r

R U My Friend
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So........... If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you.

The Wish
The Wish I get the chance to lay with you, to be beside you like I love so very much. It brings back memories of the very first time. You start to rub you ass against me, and it feels good. I am just going with the flow this time. I can tell you are aroused as I slide between your legs. This time it is all about your pleasure, giving you exactly what you want and learning something new at the same time. We find a motion that works well for us, bringing us both high in emotion and pleasure. I love this because I can really touch your body during the act. It makes it feel so close and intimate. I always feel comfort in your arms, and I want you to feel that way too. I want to make you climax, so very hard. I want to really feel you, your body close to mine. I can feel the tremble as you release. I would like to spin it off and have you then lay on your back. I want to be able to see you, your eyes, your curls. I want to touch and play with your hair. I want to kiss you on the neck. I

Ty Ron,..
sweet poison flowing through my veins deep .... writing that binds me her to keep ... images the hold my mind .... rare and yet the best to find ... a sweet soul from before time ... I read her and get lost in the sublime ... raven tresses and blue eyes the shine .... sweet poison is ecstacy devine for sweet poison by Ron

Fill It Out Anyone?
Girlfriend AppName:: Age:: Sex:: Birthday:: Lesbian or Bi:: R U Femme, Butch, Dyke or Stud:: Current Location:: Orginally From:: What made you want to fill this out?: Are you single?: What do you like to do for fun?: What are your goals?: Do you smoke/drink/do drugs?: If you could live anywhere, where would it be?: Where would you want to go for a first date?: Can you handle affection?: Do you believe in God?: Do you like sports?: If so what kind?: What do you want out of a relationship (with me)?: Favorite kind of music?: What are your passions?: Screen names:: Any piercings? If so, where?: This or Thatshoes or barefoot: panties or thong: pj's or my shirt: going out or staying in cuddling: DVD or 2-player Gamecube game: share shower or share bath (or either):

Overly Happy People!
Today has been a rather “blah” day for me. I’m not feeling well. My allergies have me sneezing endlessly. My left knee hurts and is “popping” My lower back is throbbing and to top it all off, I have CRAMPS! As some of you may recall, I had been craving a grilled chicken panini from Fazolis since I saw the commercial for it. I decided today would be panini and salad day. After Momster and I worked out, we headed over there. Walked in, placed the order. The woman at the register said to me “Ok ma’am! You’re #11! Oh, wait, that’s wrong. You’re not #11, you’re #1 — TWICE! All depends on how ya look at it! ” I was so NOT in the mood for THAT. Me! The one who finds the silver lining and always look for the fuckin’ rainbow. THAT was too much for ME! But I was surprisingly polite to her. I don’t know why. I think I just had no possible energy to come up with something to say to that. *sigh* Side note: The panini is EXCELLENT! It was worth dealing with the fucking carebears beaming f

Vanessa Hudgens
One does not simply walk into Hudgens. Its black gates are guarded by more than just hair. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye of Hansen is ever watchful. It is a non-barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust and hair, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

Loving Honest, Real Friends!
HELLO, NICE TO MEET YOU, MY DAUGHTERS TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SIGHT, I HOPE TO MAKE LOTS NEW FRIENDS, IM FROM ORLANDO FLA, IM 52 YOUNG AT HEART LOL I LOVE ART PAINTING, SINGING, AND PIC TAKING AS HOBBIES, I LOVE REAL PEOPLE NOT FAKE ONES PEOPLE THAT ARE HAPPY, SMILES LAUGHTER IS GREAT MEDS, I LOVE BEING SHOWN RESPECT, AND LOVE SHOWING RESPECT, ONLY PEOPLE MY AGE IM LOOKING FOR AS FRIENDSHIP,A friend is been with you through it all a friend picks you up when you would fall a friend makes you smile when your up set this person will be the one you won't forget someone you can trust with your life and such someone you appreciate so very much a friend is someone with you through thick and thin even if it means loosing another frienda friend is someone who is always there no matter what they will always care a friend is someone who knows you so great they know who you like, love, and hate a friend will back you up no matter what goes down making sure you don't leave with a frown a friend is someo

2 Good Days In A Row! Woo Hoo
OMG! Is it possible? 2 days in a row? No stress, no fighting, no arguing. Kids getting their homework done. I got an email from Christopher's teacher and she said he had another excellent day! I am so happy. The sad thing is, it could have been the mocha's he was drinking every morning before school! Yes, I am crazy. See, coffee has the reverse affect on kids. If kids have trouble concentrating, you can give them coffee and it is supposed to help. So I was giving him a mocha every day before school. Now, it may not have been the coffee itself, it could have been the chocolate and white chocolate I was putting in it! He does have trouble with sugars. Who knows? So yesterday, he didn't mention wanting one so he didn't get one. He did great at school. Today, same thing and he did great at school again! Must be a correlation, right? We will see if he behaves tomorrow. He is not getting a mocha! I added some pictures, a request from a sexy guy that I want to j

Ice (in Case Of Emergency)
We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call. He therefo

Break Time.
I've decided I need an extended break from this place. If you see me online it will only be long enough to dump my 11's until my VIP is gone. I've realized that I kind of hate people. Especially a lot of the people on this site...even some people I thought I was friends with. And when you hate people...what's the point of "social networking"? I'm sick of the melodrama...and the two faced behavior...and the rumor mill. I have enough to deal with in real life without that crap. And my real life has suffered for it. I'm not deleting my profile or trying to go out with a bang. I'm just...stepping back. Short Version [for Masokyst]: You and I have talked a lot about certain things. And you know what? I think you were right, sir. You always were a wise fellow. The people who matter know how to reach me when I'm not here. Adios for now to the rest of you.

Powerfull
The first sentence is pretty powerful. God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go. I need this back. If you'll do this for me, I'll do it for you.... Father, God bless all my friends in whatever it is that You know they may be needing this day! And may their life be full of your peace, prosperity and power as they seek to have a closer relationship with you.

Homework!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the Greek city-state of Thucidae, General Demas has spent a long career in the service of the government. In seven major military campaigns he has led the soldiers of Thucidae to victory, defending the state and preserving the prized freedom of its citizens. His family, however, is now in dire straits. Both his mother and his wife are ill and require care that only Demas can provide. In addition, a rival has begun a vicious campaign of harassment against Demas' family. The general feels that he has served his country long and well, and that the time has come for him to devote his attentions to his personal affairs and those he loves. He has developed a number of highly capable subordinates who, in his view, can assume his responsibilities for defense of the state. A new menace has appeared, however, a strong army from lands to the north whose leader has announced his intent to extend his empire to include Thucidae. He is notorious as a ruthless dictator with a particular dislike for

So Called Friends!!!!
Why does everyone in your life let you down at one time or another? Has the world become so corrupt that you can't even find a loyal human being? It's pretty sad that you get left all alone in the rain at the end of the day. No one cares enough to take you in from the cold, give you a dry pair of clothes, And a cup of hot coco to make the pain go away. Everyone is programed to have best friends and a "Click." What is a best friend anyway...? A friend that's better than the rest of your friends? Someone who's real while the rest are just fake? Why not just surround yourself with friends that are the best? I don't understand why everyone has friends and best friends. I just have best friends. I don't believe in any other kind of friend. Why would you associate yourself with fake people when you can just stick to the real? I love the fact that I've turned myself into the biggest loner. There's only about 5-6 people that even matter in my life at this moment. The re

Friendship And Love
You bring a smile to my face each day, with the little messages you send my way. I hope in the years soon to come, that our friendship will shine like the sun. ~ We share a special kind of love, blessed by that of the Lord above. Forever friends we will stay, never allowing our bond to fray. ~ In my heart you will always stay, as I cherish our friendship everyday. Take my hand my dear friend, and friends we will remain to the end. ~ I will lift you up when your feeling down, giving you a smile to replace that frown. Just as I know you would do for me, without friends where would we be. Alway be happy Author Unknown

I Cant
2 words i shouldnt be saying but when it comes to this shit its safe to say: I CANT go back to who i was I CANT push those i care about out of my life.. I CANT stop being who i am now I CANT do something i promised I CANT trust those who lied to me I CANT keep my comments to myself I CANT forget the past I CANT predict my future I CANT FAIL I CANT be a lamp to those i dont want to be I CANT I CANT I CANT do it!!!!!!!

Hmm...ignorance...its A Doooooozy!
Ok so Ive been a member of fubar for a while but just today I finally figured out how to work most of it. I am hoping to have a better outcome with fubar than I did with myspace. It is so hard to meet respectable, non-ignorant people these days and I must say that it gets rather tiring dealing with the drama that revolves around them. I am speaking of people who look at what I do for a living as a bad thing. Personally I dont find anything wrong with stripping but bellydancing is nothing like stripping. My clothes stay on.....at all times. So when I hear things or read things in the newspaper that say "I cant believe people would bring their children to see strippers" it absolutely irritates me. I believe what I do is an art. Yes, it is in some ways erotic, but it is also very classy if you are good at what you do. I guess I need to get out there more and show more people about the dance, maybe then they wont be so judgmental.

Do You Have Any Common Sense?
Q: Is there a fourth of July in England? A: Duh! There’s a fourth of July everywhere. There’s also a fifth, a sixth, etc., Q: How many birthdays does the average man have? A: One. You’re only birthed once.. the rest are the anniversaries of your birth. Q: Why can’t a man living in Miami, Florida, be buried west of the Mississippi? A: Generally, people that are still living aren’t buried. Q: One month has 28 days. Of the remaining 11 months, how many have 30 days? A: The answer is in the question – 11. (You gotta have 30 days to get to 31.) Q: How far can a dog run into the woods? A: Only half way.. the rest of the way, he’s running out of the woods. Q: A farmer had 17 sheep, all but 9 died. How many had he left? A: You’re not very good at this are you… the answer’s in the question. Q: How many animals of each species did Moses ta

Dale Jr In 2008
Well its offical , for all your Nascar fans. Dale jr will be driving the # 88 car. Yates is retiring it after this yr and Hendricks motor sports is picking it up. It will be the Mountain Dew ,National Guard,AMP power drink. If your intrested look at my more nascar pics to see what it will look like.

Quiz/survey
1. Who are you? 2. Relation to me? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do/Did you talk to me a lot? 5. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 6. Describe me in one word. 7. What was your first impression? 8. Do you still think that way about me now? 9. What reminds you of me? 10. If you could give me anything what would it be? 11. How well do you know me? 12. Whats one thing that we had and was only ours? 13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 14. Coolest memory of/with me? 15. What were you doing b4 this?/What are you doing after?

Re: Rangers 2 Vfb Stuttgart 1 Pics
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Glasgow Rangers Date: 19 Sep 2007, 14:34 Rangers have made a dream start to their Champions League campaign with a fantastic come-from-behind win - and it's all thanks to Alan Hutton.The young full-back, who was a hero for Scotland in Paris a week ago, was the catalyst for a wonderful victory in front of a packed Ibrox.He set up a great equaliser, finished with superb style by Charlie Adam, and then won a penalty following more magnificent pressure which was expertly finished by Jean-Claude Darcheville.The Light Blues had fallen behind to Suttgart 10 minutes into the second half of an engrossing contest.Mario Gomez struck with the slightest of touches after the Rangers defence failed to clear Sami Khedira's ball into the box.The goal had come while skipper Barry Ferguson was off the field receiving treatment for a head injury and it could have stopped Gers in their tracks but they responded in the best possible fashionTh

Deal With Ur Responcibilites
As most of my good friends know I work in an accounting firm, dealing with payroll and books. The thing to this day that boggles my mind is just this. Today I get a phone call from one of my clients employees. They proceeded to chew me out because they have not paid child support in over 4 years and they caught up with them and now that the wages are being garnished. I do as a notice is told not my fault they are garnishing 60% of your wages. I guess I can be a little bitter. After 11 years I still have not gotten one dime for my kids. If they were'nt just a common ass sucka's they would not come after ur wages. This goes both ways men and woman take care of your shit!! These kids did not ask to be here so take care of them. They are your future and if your wages get garnished know it was on you. that is all I really have to say right now!! Just tired of dumb mother fuckers that cant deal with their shit!!! Then blame everyone else for their problems that they made for them

Higher Mind
Don't mistake my works for love poems or words of sorrow Make no assumptions that I am making promises of tomorrow Never listen to the line of grapes rumoring that what I wrote was drama Stay in anticipation of the message because it aint about mama Assume not that you must read between the lines You may turn the opposite direction if you read the wrong signs I find it unnecessary to paint with words of heartache I wont jot down the names of whos made my heart break Never am I inclined to share stories of feeling suicidal And you wont hear of my fallen heroes or current idol I wont share my horrors or nightmares or dreams Because even in the real world nothing is what it seems I wont speak of my heritage or the land I call home Or my candy apple Cadi pimped out with chrome This artist doesnt speak on political views or oppression Nor does this creator compose lines of angst or aggression There will be no production of meadows, butterflies

Iraqis Reject Blackwater Mercenary Thugs
Iraqis Reject Blackwater Mercenary Thugs ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Steve Watson Date: 19 Sep 2007, 12:11 Private army thrown out of Iraq after years of unimpeded killingSteve WatsonInfowars.netWednesday, Sept 19, 2007After years of running riot in Iraq with impunity, the license of private contractor company Blackwater USA has been revoked by the Iraqi government, and the company has been banned from operating in the country all together according to reports, a move that will see the withdrawal of tens of thousands of armed mercenaries from Iraq. CNN reports: Iraq's Interior Ministry has revoked the license of Blackwater USA, an American security firm whose contractors are blamed for a Sunday gunbattle in Baghdad that left eight civilians dead. The U.S. State Department said it plans to investigate what it calls a "terrible incident."Full article - http://infowars.net/articles/september2007/190907Blackwater.htm

For Women Only...
CHAIN LETTER FOR WOMEN ONLY This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost you anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated, then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears on the top of the list. When your name comes to the top of the list you will receive 16,877 men… One of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have!!! Do not break this chain! One woman broke the chain and she got her own son-of-a-bitch back! At this writing, a friend of mine already received 184 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 35 hrs to wipe the smile off her face and two days to get her legs back together so they could close the coffin. Hurry and send this letter today, so my name can move to the top of the list. Thanks, The Liber

Update
Hi everyone! hope everyone is well... i'm doing great..been workin graveyard, but i get paid more to do it lol just wares on me lol feel free to send me messages, comments and rate my pics..i always reply..or try to rather lol wanting to get new friends on my myspace page too..feel free to check me out there: myspace.com/cin_1980 *hugs* miss chatting with you all.. catch ya later lots of love ~cin

My Love
hey all.... well i posted a couple pics in Love is... but no one seems to care...lol...and i don't either... her first and middle name are Li Tsai... pronounced Lee Zai, but her friends call her Lisa..lol..aren't americans awful? when we have a problem with a foreign word/name we americanize it... anyway, life is wonderful, all is good...and who has time for online anymore? lmao.... love ya all, friends... tell me what you think of Li, k?

Trojan Condom Modeling
Trojan Condom Company, Inc. 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NO 22269 RE: Condom Modeling Dear Sir: We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product, Trojan Condoms. Although your general physical appearance is not displeasing, our board of directors feels that your wearing of our product in the advertisement does not portray a positive romantic image of our product. We did admire your efforts to firm it up by using Poly-Grip, but even then it slipped off before we could get the photographs taken. We would like to note, however, that yours is the first we’ve seen that looked like a bicycle grip. We appreciate your interest and thank you for your time. We will retain your application for future consideration, if by chance we decide there is a market for Micro-Mini Condoms. We send greetings to your wife and/or girlfriend along with our deepest sympathies. Yours very truly, Burly Dick, President Note

They Say They're 100% True But Are They???
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

What Do We Do, When Our Hearts Tell Us One Thing, And Our Head Tells Us Differently
How many times have you found yourself, with the perfect person, the one that makes your heart flip, and your smile emerge every time you hear his voice? It is rare in life that we come across the one person that makes everything in our life, make sense. And when that person is in the same place, emotionally, spiritually, and logistically, as you well magic happens. Now suppose that person is not in the same place as you are. What then, do you do? Do you wait on them, and hope they soon catch up to the place you are in? I find that idea to be a bit selfish on my part. for me to want to rush someone along on their life path, so that they will catch up to where I am, is not fair to them, or to myself. But, my heart says ..... wait, then my head speaks and I listen. We all have to come to the place that we desire to be with someone all the time, in our own time. We have to decide for ourselves that we want to be there when they come home. To call and say let's meet for lunch, and to w

What Is Your Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I Say It Again....
What the hell happen to my town?! I turn around and not only does everything change but every girl in the middle of 21 and 30 are gone. WTF!! Now that graham's is closed I have been forsed to scrape the bottom of the four bars in amarillo. Fuck me!! I tryed the internet and found alot of interesting ppl. Some more than others, but still nothing in my area. I'm eather too young or I'm just someone to use with a lot of money. Granted I have a sweet job that pays well and other things but come on! Can I get a girl that doesn't live with her folks, has a job and be generaly interested in me?! Thats it, i'll do the rest but damn, what the hell do I have to do?!>:O

Certificate Of Complete Asshole!
Certificate Of Upgrade To COMPLETE ASSHOLE Is Awarded To: In recognition of your obnoxious attitude, ability to piss people off, complete asinine juvenile behavior, total dedication to personal gain without regard to the many hardships you have forced upon friends, family and other during your lifetime, you have become a legend in your own mind. To recognize your upgrade from half-assed to complete asshole gives all concerned great satisfaction. If anyone, for any reason, doubts your status… JUST BE YOURSELF! Effective date: ALL THE TIME Signed: ALL THOSE WHO COME IN CONTACT WITH YOU

Selena Dreaming Of You
Late at night when all the world is sleeping I stay up and think of you And I wish on a star that somewhere you are Thinking of me too Cause I'm dreaming of you tonight Till tomorrow I'll be holding you tight And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be Than here in my room dreaming about you and me Wonder if you ever see me And I wonder if you know I'm there If you looked in my eyes Would you see what's inside Would you even care? I just wanna hold you close But so far all I have a dreams of you So I wait for the day And the courage to say how much I love you Yes I do! I'll be dreaming of you tonight Till tomorrow I'll be holding you tight And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be Than here in my room dreaming about you and me Corazón I can't stop dreaming of you No puedo dejar de pensar en ti I can't stop dreaming Cómo te necesito I can't stop dreaming of you Mi amor, cómo te extraño Late at night when all the world is sleeping I stay

Dj's, Promoters Wanted
just click on the banner up DJ Broadcasters / Promotion Wanted Please read below before submitting we need a lot of DJ's for @bluenet Radio DJ APPLICATION Fill in the form and submit it to us. No experience necessary but reliability and commitment essential. A small recorded sample in mp3 format will be required If your application looks good to us, you can expect an e-mail from one of us. You'll soon find yourself playing the music of your choice over the Internet. To over 56 different country'sAND HAVE YOU EVER WONTED TO BE A DJ? IT IS VERY EASY AND WE WILL TRAIN ANYONE TO DO THIS WE HAVE DAYTIME AND EARLY EVENING AND OVERNIGHT POSITIONS AVAILABLE SO PLEASE SEND ME A PM IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN A DJ POSITION ! LIKE I SAID IT IS VERY SIMPLE TO DO ! Please upgrade your Media player

Free Speech
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. I have watched this video several times, did I miss something? when did asking hard questions become a crime. I have brothers and a father that served and fought for this Mans freedom to ask the hard questions,and it really makes me angry when someones right is stepped on. I don't beleive in censorship in any form, and the university and the security guards should be ashamed of the action that they took.And In my oppinion Mr Kerry should have been the loudest protester when he saw what was happening. This blog is not to anger anyone but I hope that it makes you think.

Booty Call Agreement
THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the “Agreement”) is entered into on the day of , 2007, by , between And . THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over – unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM – we don’t have shit to talk about. 4. None of the “lovemaking” shit – only mind blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions – (e.g. – “Where are we heading with this?”, “Do you love me?” – The answer is no, so don’t ask.) 6. No plans made in advance – that is why you are called the “backup”. ***Exception: if you are from out-of-town there is an allowance of a one time advance arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted! (TIP: Money is always good!!) 8. No baby talk – dirty talk, however, is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with forme

Work!!!!!
ok finally i start a job tomorrow 7am i guess flirting with someone oops i mean talkin with someone online who runs a job service paid off...lol and i just found out today she did lol But i wont be on like i used to anymore so lets see who misses me lol...but i will be on just gotta do what i gotta do huh... so hope to chat with u all now n then still seems like i have lost alot of my friends somewhere i think do to me not commenting as much or maybe to much flirting who knows but still love ya all.... love ya all..... Tongue...........

Vehicle Identification Number
VEHICLE IDENTIFICATION NUMBER YOUR CAR'S VIN NUMBER?WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT? >Seems that car thieves have found yet another way to steal your car or? >truck without any effort at all. The car thieves peer through >the?windshield of your car or truck, write down the VIN # from the label >on? the dash, go to the local car dealership and request a duplicate >key?based on the VIN #. > >My friend didn't believe this e-mail, so she called Chrysler-Dodge >and?pretended she had lost her keys. They told her to just bring in the >VIN?#, and they would cut her one on the spot, and she could order >the?keyless device if she wanted. > >The Car Dealer's Parts Department will make a duplicate key from the?VIN#, >and collect payment from the thief who will return to your car. He?doesn't >have to break in, do any damage to the vehicle, or draw?attention to >himself. All he has to do is walk up to your car, insert?the key and off he >goes to a local Chop Shop with

My Current Ex And My Best Friend
Ok so this includes a little myspace drama here...lol My roommate jamie is the one that introduced me to my current ex...he is her bf's best friend. Anway we have went our separate ways...we still talk and were going to eventually get back together after he dealt with his issues. Well my best friend from Minnesota came down fora visit not to long ago. Jamies bf met her and then mine met her. They all hit it off pretty well...now im asking myself how well they hit it off ya know. I go to myspace today just browsing around cause i was taking a break from fubar for a little bit. Well I run across jamies bf's page that i didnt know existed and on his friends list is my current exes page too (which i didnt know existed either) and on both of their friends list is my best friend. Jamie isnt even on her bf's friends list....lol kinda funny huh. I know for a fact that jamies bf has a thing for my best friend....you can just tell when hes around her....i hate it cause i know its goi

Fuck The Traitors & The Haters!!
You took eveything from me - My happiness My trust in myself My trust in others My heart for others My dreams My best friend My place to unwind My ability to be sober for longer than 12 hours The life we built together The family I wish I could have had (count yourself lucky) My sanity Why? Because you couldn't keep your dick in your pants - I hope it was worth it you fucking piece of shit! Both you and your little fruit fly can go die in a fire - maybe THEN I can finally feel at peace. Oh, and fruit fly - how dare you call me your "best friend" and then turn around and befriend the person who destroyed me on a whim; you chose your side and now you can live with it. I hope he catches AIDS and then passes it on to you! (but we can only dream...) < 3 NJ

All The Things You Do >.to Show Me Your Love And Suprises For Me Too
For all the things you do for me , the sweet beatiful suprises . Im amazed and thrilled and over whelmed too. For it,s from your heart ;It shows me your love and charm. It, is so wonderful to know you,ll do any and all, to give me your love , in ways ive never have thought. I like your smile and small things you do ,along with all the perkiness ; I see in you. I want to share all; My fun and sweetness and love with you ,as these days are growing us closer to be ; Cause I do know your for me and me for you ,and this is always gona be. I give you my heart and you give me yours , Our love is a growning on and on . Between the both of us ; Love is blooming into a ray of colors; It show thru from me , passing on to you. Your smile lihgts up and your voice is soft ; As I hear you whisper nothings at all, (to me) ,and me back to you in a sexy way and as I say I love you too. I do , I do love you .. forever and a day: hugs all, poem i wrote ... to you my love...L...

Love!!!!
Why is this pain so hard Why is this life so wrong Why is that every time I say I love you You say I don't Why is that I say I want you You say you don't Why is that every time I look In to your eyes I see pain Why is that you look in to Mine you cant see the divine Why is that you have lost your faith Why is that I still have mine Why is every time I see you with him Why is that you are not mine Why is that you have said that I'm a god but I feel that Im not Why is it that I cant sleep At night when the dreams Have not yet gone away Why are my thoughts so long Full of words gone wrong Raven

I Really Really Need Your Help?
OK... I AM GONNA KEEP POSTING THIS BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO DO A HAPPY HOUR. HEY! IT BENEFITS ALL OF US I NEED 100,000 COMMENTS IN ONLY 2 WEEKS. I KNOW IT'S ALOT, BUT LIKE I SAID...WE ALL BENEFIT FROM IT. PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT THIS PICTURE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. THE TINY GLITCH IS PLEASE ADD/RATE/AND FAN MY DEAR FRIEND SEXYGIRLBLONDE BEFORE YOU COMMENT MY PIC. SHE'S A DOLL AND TRUELY KNOWS HOW TO REPAY LOVE. THANK YOU FOR WHATEVER YOU CAN DO FOR ME. WITH ALL THE FRIENDS I HAVE THIS SHOULD BE EASY.

Grr
So I got suspended from work today. Was embarrassing sitting there in the boss' office being reprimanded. Apparently a friend I worked w/ until Friday when she quit, left her computer logged on her ID and left her Inbox wide open for everyone to see and one of the supervisors saw it. Well its spurred an IS investigation into her internet usage and because her and I emailed back and forth quite a bit they delved into my emails as well...So I got suspended for writing personal e-mails at work. Ugh, I'm mad at her for being so stupid. I know we're not supposed to be doing anything personal at work, but everyone does it. Even the bosses. But its kind of an unwritten thing that its fine as long as you don't get caught and her stupid ass got us caught. At least I was only suspended for the one day. I just wish it had been Friday!

Work Grievance
WORK GRIEVANCE I, Mr. Penis, hereby request a raise in salary based on the following reasons: · I do physical labor. · I work at great depths. · I plunge head first into everything I do. · I do not get weekends or public holidays off. · I work in a damp environment. · I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. · I work in high temperatures. · My work exposes me to contagious diseases. · I work with a bunch of pussies – I’m the only one that does any real work. Thank you for your time and consideration on this matter. Sincerely, Ime A. Penis Management’s Response: Dear Mr. Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: · You do not work 8 hours straight. · You fall asleep after brief work periods. · You do not always follow the orders of the management team. · You do not stay in your designated wo

Cats
writing prompt: If you have children (or even pets), how did you choose their name(s)? i have owned alotta cats in my lifetime!!! so now i am gonna tell you their names &what/ how i named them..atleaet the ones that i can remember!!! SMOKEY---my first kitty i had when i was 6. he was grey. i wanted to name him "zipper" after the cat from The Get Along Gang. but my brother chose Smokey REXIE--he was named when me & my brothers were at my grandma's house brainstorming about cat names & came up with absolutley nothing. then a commercial came on & a guy with a black & white horse appeared on the television.the man said 'this is rexie" our cat was black & white like the horse so...we named him rexie ! simple as that! SKIPPY--our one & only dog . he was named after a jar of peanut butter! TOBI- my brother joaquin's cat. i'm pretty sure he was named after Tobi Vail from Bikini KIll. BRODIE -my brother joseph & his girlfriend lori(caidahlia)had a cat named Brodie. nam

Why......
Why are so many guys "afraid" or "intimidated" by single mom's?? Not ALL of us are looking for a "DADDY" for our child/children or a paycheck!! We are capable of handling our own. I know in my situation, I have 2 children (13, boy & 7, girl)they don't see their "dad" & it is a good thing. I am in NO WAY looking for a REPLACEMENT. It would be nice if the man I date is a good role model. Someone who isn't lazy, disrespectful, abusive (in any way...drugs, alcohol, physically, etc...)someone who can be a FRIEND. But, it seems like men are afraid of getting involved. Yes, I know it is difficult because as a single parent we can't just 'get up & go...' or be as 'spontaneous' as we once were BUT we are still very capable of loving & caring & making a partner happy. If there are ANY guys that can shed some light on this I would LOVE to hear it..... XOXOXOXOXO

Tibetan Personality Test (4 Questions)
This is a unique personality test. There are only 4 questions but the results are very interesting. I was kind of shocked by what some of my answers meant. Be honest and honor what pops into your mind when the questions present themselves. Tibetan Personality Test (click here)

Waj
I'm tellin ya this place anymore is gettin lame. You have all these damn friends yet none talk with you or to fucking scared to, why? We're all adults here so whats the DEAL? Ready to say the hell with this place an move on to what I was doing before I came here. Eh.

Blogging
I have noticed a disheartening trend in the blogs being posted in the Kingdom....I know I am only a lowly mediator,but this will be a mediation on a grand scale.... I have seen hurt,anger,pride,back-biting and biting back....dissension,tension,and did I forget to mention...rumormongering,truth stretching,(that's my hubby's personal favorite)but I'm most concerned at the inability of people to realize that sometimes it pays to ask questions and not assume that you know more than you do...... I make personal,formal apology to First Lady Goth for the apparent misconception that the blasts last night were an attempt to cause dissension instead of the wonderful way of relieving grief by sharing with "family"...when our family assumes the worst and voices that thought how can people who don't know us know better???? I also make formal apology to all members who think I am out of line in voicing these things....however,I will not repent saying them... Lastly,having witnessed the

Daily Horoscope: Libra For September 19,2007
Try not to worry too much about how people will respond to your ideas today -- the positive energy might almost be overwhelming! It's a great day to suggest new directions in business or love.

Bonds 756 Ball
Whole story is below, but the best paragraph is : Ecko did not directly respond to Bonds’ comments Wednesday, but said in a statement he would make Bonds a custom T-shirt that says, “Marc Ecko paid $752,467 for my ball, and all I got was this ’stupid’ T-shirt.”’ Bonds: Home run ball buyer is an ‘idiot’ Auction winner plans to let public decide fate of No. 756 Updated: 34 minutes ago SAN FRANCISCO - Barry Bonds said the man who bought his 756th home run ball and announced plans to let the public decide its fate is an “idiot.” Fashion designer Marc Ecko had the winning bid Saturday in the online auction for the ball that Bonds hit last month to break Hank Aaron’s record of 755 home runs. The final selling price was $752,467, well above most predictions. Ecko, 35, has set up a Web site that lets visitors vote on three options for the ball: give it to the National Baseball Hall of Fame, brand it with an asterisk before sending it to Cooperstown or blast it into space

One Sexy Dsc Member
Hey ya'll please show this guy lots of love! He's one sexy DSC member and he's been stuck at level 20 forever and would like to level up soon. He's got 156,642 pts to go. He's a really nice guy and you'd be lucky to have him as a friend. So please FAN, ADD and RATE him. If he doesn't show ya the love back i'll be glad to go to Ohio and do it for him. LMAO Please repost for me.... Guys don't be shy he's only into women...I hope! HA HA Just Kidding he is! BuckeyeCowboy67 * Proud Member of * DIRTY SOUTH CREW*@ fubar Much luv to you all, Jackie XOXO

Something To Ponder...
Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon , used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Tattoo Advice
Okay ppl, I usually don't do this, but i'm asking advice: I'm planning to get another tat, to go along with the eleven that I already have. (which are all in chinese characters). I want to get something that starts at the back of my right hand and continues all the way up my forearm. Any suggestions on what I should get? And please be original. i.e. FLAMES ARE A NO GO.

Yo All My Sexy Peeps!!!! Where All My Friends At????
check it out gotta a friend in a 4 day bombin contest..... need my peepz friend family & fan to give him some extra luvn ... he'll return them.... HIT HIM UP :p:p:pBooooYaahhhh:P:P:P (Spankers members if u hav any extra time plx help him out ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PLease bomb me contest ends sept 22nd at midnight central time contest is for 3 month vip ...ill hook ya up drinks 4 all 100 plus= big pimp gift... thxx in advance .oh and it ends on the 22nd at midnight central time . (repost of original by '¢@NDL3 M@NN (316)`~PLEASE FAN ME' on '2007-09-18 22:17:08') (repost of original by '¶Kéa£aßøÎ' on '2007-09-18 22:19:19') (repost of original by '¢@NDL3 M@NN (316)`~PLEASE FAN ME' on '2007-09-18 23:54:02') (repost of original by '*~£ÎßÊ®Tÿ~* H.T.A.' on '2007-09-19 00:07:46') (repost of original by 'Riot Girl -KKs Lovah- Spyders Shawty -UG Brat-' on '2007-09-19 01:38:14') (repost of original by '¢@NDL3 M@NN (316)`~PLEASE FAN ME' on '20

You Need To Think About This....
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So........... If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you.

That Smile
As I look at your Beautiful Smile, I know this is why Life is worthwhile. Your love is so great, Your powerful mind, They remind my heart To be just as kind. I can remember All the things we did, Running through the park Just like we were kids. Everyday we grow Closer together, Through the pouring rain Or sunny weather. When I look at you In those bright lovely eyes, I say "I love you" "There will be no good-byes." As I look at your Beautiful smile, I know this is why Life is worthwhile

A Call Of Solidarity To All African Americans!!!!
Wear all black tomorrow in support of the Jena 6. http://www.bapd.org/n9118.html If you don't know the situation... enlighten yourself http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jena_Six

Liars On Fubar
I am so glad that people find it funny to lie on other people on here. To start stuff and ruin peoples lives for no reason at all. It seems like they have nothing better else to do with their time. The outcome from this has ruined some good friendships and the trust between individuals. The person whom got lied on, has been honest and was honest to all parties involved. Now, that person is having to fight with the best friend they had due to this and lost that person as their honesty seems not to with hold to the lies. Just thank you to all of you involved in this. I hope you got what you wanted out of it. I hope you can live with yourselves, cause you know what you done was wrong and were lies.

For Mature Audiences Only
Q. What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up? A. Vomit Q. How can you tell if you eat pussy well? A. You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and a beard like an unwashed paintbrush. Q. Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? A. He did okay until his business fell off. Q. What's the best thing about marrying a woman with leprosy? A. She can only give you lip once! Q. If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on? A. The Captains Dinghy! Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like? A. Depends! Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to use it. Q. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A. To stop the snoring before it starts. Q. Why don't men have mid-life crises? A. They stay stuck in adolescence. Q. What's t

More Fun
The mumm: what to make for dinner created @ 2007-09-19 13:14:25 -- expires in: 23 hr ok ppl what should i make for dinner hamburger helper or friend chicken 36 votes 163 views 24 comments hamburger helper ** OR ** fryed chicken 1st comment in mumm: how about eating a spelling and grammar book ... Comment on my page from mumm owner: how about u go fuck ur self and eat some ass dick fuck 2nd comment in the mumm: keep it in the mumms 1st Comment from *Ä£WÂ¥Z_§TØÑEÐ*.: sphere grow sum hair assmunch! 3rd comment in the mumm: Awe ... how cute ... someone came to this fucktard's rescue. 2nd Comment from *Ä£WÂ¥Z_§TØÑEÐ*.:i think sphere has a typo on his age lol he looks 59 lol stay outta the sun dude. i have rasins that look younger then you! (I actually think that started out funny). Then the shoutbox bottom to top0: *Ä£WÂ¥Z_§T...: dude get ur head outta ur ass.......it was a fuckin blog what do u care about his spelling who are u a fuckin spellin b ur ugly as fuck.

My Photo Is Going To Be Published!!
ONE OF MY PASSIONS IS PHOTOGRAPHY. MY CAMERA IS NEVER FAR AWAY, LOL..ANYWAY, I ENTERED ONE OF MY BEST PICS IN A CONTEST, AND IT WAS CHOSEN FOR PUBLICATION !! I JUST ABOUT SHIT MY PANTS, LOL! SO, WISH ME LUCK, MAYBE I'LL WIN A THOUSAND BUCKS!! CHECK OUT "SUNSET IN THE SWAMP" IN MY PICS..

A Sad Case Of Child Abuse
Date: 19/09/2007 Date: Sep 19, 2007 12:18 AMMAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER.. This first Video made me cry!!

Proverbs 16 ; Verses
14 ; The heart of of him that hath understanding seeketh knowledge; But the mouth of fools feedeth on foolishness. 15 ;all the days of the afflicted are evil, but he that is of merry heart has a continual feast. 16 ; Better is little with the fear of the Lord,then great treasure and trouble there of. 17 ;Better is a dinner of herbs,where love is ,then a stalled ox and hatered there of. 18 ; A wrathful man stirreth up strife,but he that is slower to anger appeaseth strife. 19 ;the way of the slothful man is a hedge of thorns,but they way of the righteous is made plain. 20 ;A wise son maketh a glad father.but a foolish man despiseth his mother. 21 ;Folly is joy to him that is destitute of widson,But a man of understanding walk uprightly. 22 ; Without counselse pourposes are disappointed ;but the mulitiude of counsellors they are established . 23 ; A man have joy by the answer of his mouth,And a word spoken in due season , how good it is! 24 ; the w

Cold
So I just got back last Sunday from being in Florida for a week. I got a couple of hours of sleep then got up around 7 and put some shoes and shorts on to go wash the car. Just shorts and shoes mind you. I opened the door and walked out the house. COLD! FREAKING COLD! I turned back around and put a pullover on with a hood. Damn! What happened to the 80 degree humid mornings? Well at least the cold is great turbo weather. =)

Sex Jokes
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator? A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me. What a woman says: This place is a mess! C'mon, You and I need to clean up, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON YOU AND I blah, blah, blah blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

Omg Again
2007-9-19 12:51:4 shay2187: ok did you see the up load please comment and rate and you should have furbar mail damedifidoanddamedifidont: k damedifidoanddamedifidont: i see that you sent me mail that is all. damedifidoanddamedifidont: ok i see it. nice attempt. i asked for a tag i could put on the fsm site. and the fish are going on direction and the arrows are going in the other direction. but nice attempt. ty shay2187: toy just ask me to make you a tag shay2187: tag shay2187: your welcome shay2187: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=768396&albumid=464979&i=2439550296 shay2187: there the picture please rate and comment ty Show Recent Messages (F3) shay2187: happy humday back to you shay2187: hump damedifidoanddamedifidont: Happy talk like a pirate day and Happy hump me day shay2187: getting started on your tag damedifidoanddamedifidont: ok damedifidoanddamedifidont: http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=242190#242190 BUZZ!!! shay2187: clicking now dame

Blame For The Faults Of Others- Poem From My Friend
Blame for the Faults of Others, How Can I write about your Beauty when your claws of angry are Scratching my eye's out, How Can I wipe the Tears from my Eye's when your Spit lands upon my face Like Venom, How Can I say I love you when your shadow Haunts Me as my Lie's once did, My HeartAches to see you Hate me with Every fault of Every Man woman or Child, I Drown In my Own Tears as I laid On your Bed of crush Glass and Eggs Shells, I Hide From your Thoughts From Words Spoken From Others, The War I am in is Not Mine nor Yours but Nonsense created By the Ones that spoken , If I Can not See your angry Beauty that Haunts My Every Waken Moment, Then Spit in my eyes and claws my face listen to Spoken Words From others, Let Me Drink from your Angry cup of Venom Blame me for the Faults of Others, How do you fall in Love when you Blame me For all the Others. CPR2007 James Landry.

Lyrics
The finest parts of me Are only shades of you To put aside the ties that bind Is the goal of man I give my word To stand the test of time No more wasted days The past must perish The line is drawn I pledge my devotion There is no turning back This heart is yours I sacrifice for you For you For you This is immortal The finest parts of me Are only shades of you With each passing day This heart is endless No more wasted time We are immortal The line is drawn I pledge my devotion There is no turning back This heart is ours I sacrifice for you For you For you This is the everlasting This is immortal Your words are my inspiration Your life, the image of perfection For all you are For all you've done I strive to be in your reflection The line is drawn I pledge my devotion -Killswitch Engage

Lyrics
I watched you walk away Hopeless, with nothing to say I screen my eyes Hoping to see you again This is my curse (the longing) This is my curse (time) This is my curse (the yearning) This is my curse There is love burning to find you Will you wait for me? Will you be here? Your silence haunts me But I still hunger for you This is my curse (the wanting) This is my curse (time) This is my curse (the needing) This is my curse There is love burning to find you Will you wait for me? And still I want And still I ache But still I wait To see you again Dying, inside, these walls Can I see your face in these tears? In these tears And I see your face... There is love -Killswitch Engage

Stuck At Level...
Guys/Gals... I see alot of you stuck at level 5 and level 10... so public service announcement of the day: if you're stuck at level 5 at 99.99% you need to confirm your email address. if you're stuck at level 10 you need to upload a salute. if you don't know what one is, look under help, there's information on how to make one. (if you still don't get it, look at mine) So if you want to be able to increase your rating limit/photo upload space, you gotta get these taken care of. Love ya'll Sin p.s. i still won't unlock shit, and afk stands for away from keyboard (meaning i'm not here)

Lyrics
Torn disbelieving separation I close my eyes to see you This is for you, everything I am This is for you, take it from me Torn disbelieving separation I close my eyes But there is no escaping this In your arms in your soul I will be rejuvenation Breathe me in I am forever Deep within I am eternal I will return to you I am with you always I will never turn away from you -Killswitch Engage

Rules And Regulations
JOINING : IF YOU WANT TO JOIN YOU MUST READ AND RATE THIS BLOG. ADD/FAN/RATE ALL STAFF.SEND WSC A FRIENDS REQUEST STATING YOU HAVE READ AND AGREED TO ALL THE RULES AND WANT TO JOIN.ONCE WE HAVE FANNED YOU AN ID WILL BE MADE AND CAN BE RIPPED FROM THE ID FOLDER. PARTICIPATING : WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE LEVELED OR BOMBED THERE WILL BE UPDATED BLOGS.WE ASK THAT YOU PARTICIPATE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE YOU CAN DO ONE OR THE OTHER OR YOU CAN CHOSE TO DO BOTH.(LEVELING OR BOMBING).WE ASK THAT YOU DO YOUR PART IN HELPING YOUR FAMILY IN NEED,SO THEY WILL RETURN THE FAVOR WHEN ITS YOUR TURN. DRAMA FREE : WE HAVE A DRAMA FREE POLICY. IF THERE IS A MEMBER CAUSING DRAMA REFER THEM AND THE INCIDENT TO STAFF TO BE INVESTIGATED.IF YOU ARE DEEMED GUILTY YOU WILL BE REMOVED AND BLOCKED FROM THE WSC FAMILY.WE DO NOT TOLERATE DOWN RATING,RUDENESS OF ANY KIND,BADMOUTHING FAMILY MEMBERS,OR ANY OTHER OF THE SORT.DRAMA OF ANY KIND WILL NOT BE TOLERATED FOR ANY REASON.WE DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO R

Keep On Drinking The Kool Aid
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070919/ap_on_go_co/us_iraq GOP opposes bill regulating combat tours By ANNE FLAHERTY, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 12 minutes ago Democratic legislation to regulate troops' combat tours in Iraq ran into stiff resistance in the Senate Wednesday from Republicans who said the military, not Congress, should manage deployments. The proposal by Sen. Jim Webb, a former Navy secretary and Vietnam veteran, would require that troops be allowed as much time at home as they spend deployed. Currently, Army soldiers spend about 15 months in combat and 12 months home. One of several Democratic proposals intended to challenge President Bush on the Iraq war, Webb's bill was seen as having the best shot at achieving the 60 votes needed to advance. The bill attracted three dozen co-sponsors, including Republicans Chuck Hagel of Nebraska, Olympia Snowe of Maine and Gordon Smith of Oregon. "You cannot continue to load on to 1 percent of our society all t

Day To Day
Every day we go through trials and it's human nature to not forget. However, it's up to us not to judge one another for who they are today with what we've done in the past- For the past is what we have learned from to become what we are today!! Everyone makes mistakes and holding these things over someones head does not make "everything all better". It's like putting someone down to try to make yourself feel better. In the end all you do is invite negative energy into your heart and soul and make it dark. Enjoy the days you have with the positive energy by surrounding yourself in it. Life is too short! Enjoy it while you still have it!

Update
Hey everyone I decided to let go of the modeling thing. It just takes too much time and I don't have that time to spare. My focus is now on my kids and becoming a Director with my company I work for which is Mary Kay. I look forward to being a mentor for my team members and helping others feel great about themselves. I am going places in my life and it is not in the modeling world.....I would rather be a model for my kids

Ramblings Of The Criminally Insane
Dr. Laura (Grrrrrrr!!) is an overgrown PLACENTA. Seriously dude...she is a vomitous mass of social distortion. Here is an example of her elusive "common sense" matters of the mind: Husbands need sex, and it's a wife's job to provide it - as much as he wants, whenever he wants it. So contends Laura Schlessinger - better known as Dr. Laura, the ever-provocative radio-show shrink - in "The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands." She further instructs women to "Get over yourself and under your husband. Make love no matter how YOU feel" If your husband is upset, it is because of something that YOU did. YOU are the bad wife. The Marriage failed because YOU didn't try hard enough. He hit you because YOU didn't do as he instructed. She is PRO-Slavery and Anti-Individuality and women should submit their every thought, movement and action to their husbands. Yet she is the most HYPOCRITICAL BOWEL MOVEMENT I have ever laid eyes on. Why am I having this beef with Dr. Laura you may ask?

Hollowing Out My Brain Of You
Why are you still on my mind? Why do I still hear you call my name? Why can I still see your smile and hear your laugh? I thought that I would be over you by now. But I guess I was wrong I gave you everything I had. And I would have given you more. I wanted to be yours forever. But it's time I hollowed out my brain of you. Why do I still feel your touch as you brush my cheek and caress my lips? Why do I still hear "baby doll" all around me? You're presence both positive and negative are still suffocating me. Why can't I breathe? I thought this was going to be easier than this. But I guess I was wrong You were my everything And I now know I wasn't yours. I might have been at one time But your love for me faded as mine grew darker. I need to holllow out my brain of you. I still yearn to have you near me I need you by my side at night I shouldn't even cry anymore Why would you hurt me so? I can't be happy until you bleed I can't be happy until you

Todays Surgery
hi there, to all my friends and fans out there, well today turned out to be a bust . seems the hospital paper work didn't describe all the meds that i shouldn't be taken.seems that the medicine proxicam should have been on the list . as an anti in flalomorty. but is also causes sever bleading,. in which case hadn't been caught i could have bleed to death. so teh surgery that i was suspose to have today is now moved to october 31 st.with pre op testing on the 24th.. i will keep everyone informed as the time draws near once again.

It's Screaming Not Venting.
There isn't any particular reasoning for writing this. Cedar Point was awesome..ppl I talk to all the time have already heard this tons of times since I've been back.Sorry and stuff. Well I thought I'd let you ppl know I am no longer Ali. I'm moving to the mtns and changing my name to Helga. I will also have a dog named Goat. Candy will also be accompanying me. She is gonna be Raspnancy. We will plant our own food and live off the land.If any men named Steve is to step foot on Mt. Cornbread they will me maimed and fed to Goat. Please make sure to send Xmas cards and lots of presents. Signing OFF -HELGA

The Awakening
The Awakening by ShePlaysWithFire© The rough carpet scratches my knees as I patiently wait, hands clasped delicately in my naked lap. There is a slight chill in the air, which does nothing to set my senses at bay. Like a lover's hand, it caresses my spine and raises the hair on the nape of my neck. I dare not shiver; somehow, I intuitively know it would displease Him. "Ah, little one, I see you have no problems following orders. Excellent. Now keep your eyes closed, and don't move a muscle until I say otherwise. There's a good girl!" His hand idly fondles me, repositioning and correcting my posture to suit his desires. As he spreads my knees even further part I almost gasp but manage to simply inhale deeply through my nose. The cool air hits my exposed pussy lips like the sting of ice water on hot flesh. My cunt twitches, the juice that had been gathering dries almost instantly, but instead of diminishing sensations, it only calls further attention to that area. He chuck

Ayumi’s Photo Shoot
Ayumi’s Photo Shoot by WFEATHER © Ayumi walked into the front room of the building, and was greeted by the bubbly assistant Monica. They exchanged brief pleasantries, commented on the fact that John was really excited about this latest idea for a photo shoot, and then Ayumi disappeared down the corridor. John was already in Studio 3, the room designed specifically for fetish-related shoots, primarily BDSM. He was working with one of the lights, perhaps diagnosing a malfunctioning switch. "Hey, John! Great idea for today's photo shoot!" John looked up and grinned, a facial expression which revealed the gap from having a tooth punched out in a bar brawl a few weeks earlier. "I think so as well, and of all the fetish models I work with, you came to mind immediately for this one." Ayumi reached the photographer and gave him a big hug. "Thanks," she said softly. "That means a lot to me." "So will the exposure," John responded. "I mentioned the idea to a friend, and h

That's The Way It Will Always Be
Time will come, Time will go But through it all, I'll always know That you're the only one for me And that's the way it will always be I dont' see how you can love me through and through after all I've done and said to you but you always do still love me And I hope that's the way it will always be When you "talk" to me, I always want more My wants and standards always end up having a war I want you to do so many things to me And that's the way it will always be I think of you every day, all day long Now, truthfully, is that so wrong? In my mind you'll stay with me And that's the way it will always be We'll spend eternity and a day together And be happy....Forever Cause in my heart you'll stay with me And that's the way it will always be I'm never ever going to let you go Because the truth of the matter is (I hope you know) That I'm in love with you And that's the way it will always be

"you Know You're A Redneck When......"
Yes, the new list is out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're a redneck when......" 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is a vice on the work bench . 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of h

Awakening The Beast
Awakening the Beast by Shay73 © We are laying together on the couch, lazily spooning, staving off the humid, summer heat when you tell me to go undress and lie face down on the bed. Without a word I go to the bedroom and strip off all my clothing. In the coolness of the dark, air conditioned room, my nipples quickly becoming erect. I lie, expectantly, hoping to hear the squeaking of the door as you enter. You leave me lying there, awaiting your touch for what seems like a very long time. Finally I hear your footsteps as you approach the door. You enter silently and shut the door behind you. You stand silently in the corner watching me. All of my senses become heightened. I feel your eyes on me, and goosebumps arise on my skin. You don't move from your spot. Very calmly and firmly you tell me to spread my legs for you. I protest halfheartedly. You tell me to be a good girl and do it. Now. I spread my legs wide apart. My ass is totally exposed to your gaze, vulnerable. You

Best Ink Contest
I have 10 contestants in my Best Ink Contest now. I will start the contest at 9:00 am Central time on September 20, 2007. The contest will be open for 2 weeks, ending on October 4th at 9:00pm Central time. I have enclosed the info of the contest from my blogs and bulletins. If you have any further questions please don't hesitate to send me a msg. Good Luck! THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS. ONE FOR COMMENTS AND ANOTHER FOR RATES. FOR EACH CATEGORY THE TOP THREE PICS WILL BE TAKEN AND BE JUDGED. PRIZES INCLUDED WILL BE PIMPIN GIFTS, TO BE DETERMINED WITH THE RESULTS OF THE CONTESTS, ONE MORPH FOR EACH WINNER BEING MADE BY MY SPECIAL FRIEND FIREMEN7. ALOT OF HIS WORK IS IN MY FOLDER. RULES: SELF BOMBING ALLOWED NO DOWNRATING NO AUTO BOMBING HERE ARE YOUR CONTESTANTS oLd GuYs RoCk!!! aKa JeRrY :) lickemlow Twisted and Transparent ~Fubar Wifey To John~ Dawg shockeyd69 'I, Diablo' A unruley4u Infntrymn ~*~C

Awakening
Awakening by ForeverHisLady © She was lying on the bed, freshly pampered from her bath. Smoothly shaven and oiled, I hear her call me into the bedroom. I found her lying on the bed, absent-mindedly playing with her collar, massaging herself with the whip; dragging it slowly and delicately across her tits, running in down to her smooth, soft, and obviously wet open pussy. Smiling at me she almost whispers, "Master, it's slowly becoming a part of me, as you are now, my owner, master, and lover. I need it as much as I do you. The softness I feel now, the pleasure of the sting and pain it gives me when you are in control of my lust." Almost in a trance, she takes the handle and begins to lightly massage her clit, breathing raggedly as it slowly disappears into her soul, her legs opening wider to admit the handle. "Master, please come kiss me." I ease onto the bed, crawl up beside her, and gently kiss her neck, while I whisper to her, "Let it love you in the way you need it

The Auction By Steve1613
The Auction by Steve1613 © Sold! Number 28 was standing in a cage with 3 other female slaves waiting for their turn to be auctioned off. She could hear the auctioneer as he called out the bids on the slave taken from the cage a few minutes before. As number 28 stood there nervously, she reflected back on her path to this point in her life. She had been a relatively shy but normal 34 year woman. Long brown hair, nice soft body with curves accented by a little extra weight. Her childhood was normal with loving parents and two brothers. She had been the middle child. She had been a passive child, letting her parents guide her life and her friends take the lead in play. Her main pleasure was in making others happy. To make her parents happy, she began attending college even though she had no real focus to her studies. She attended college for a few years before her friends were lured away by the big salaries offered by the dotcoms. Once again, following the lead of others, she l

Wtf?!
1.Name one person who made you smile today? Landry 2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Sleeping 3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Eating 4. What is something that happened to you in 1994? WTF? I have a good reason y I cant remember......LOL! 5. What is the last thing you said aloud? You better not be laying that sucker on the leather! 6. How many different things did you drink today? Lipton Tea, Pepsi, Water 7. What color is you hairbrush? Black and Silver 8. Name one person you absolutely miss today? I miss my lil Sister.....Jaime 9. What was the last gift you received for your birthday? Shoes 10. What color is your front door? Brown 11. Where do you keep your change? In my wallet 12. What was the weather like today? Sunny and hot as hell 13. What is the best ice cream flavor? Ben & Jerry's Phish Food....Its awesome!!! 14. What is something you are excited about? Getting my BRAND NEW CAR!! 15. When was the last rai

The Auction
The Auction by trillian © My hands are bound. I'm blindfolded. I've been stripped of all my clothing, picked up and placed in a tub. Her hands are soft as she washes every inch of me. I try to speak to her, but she only tells me to be quiet and not to speak unless I'm spoken to. She continues bathing me. She helps me up and dries me. She brushes my hair to a soft shine. She whispers "good luck" and kisses me softly. I hear the door close and the lock click. I'm alone again and wonder for how long. What seems like hours have passed, before the door opens. His hands are coarse, but his touch gentle. His voice soothing, "Stand up and lift your head." I do as instructed and he snaps a collar around my neck. He attaches the leash to it and forces me back on my hands and knees. Tugging on the leash, I have no other choice but to follow him. He leads me down a long hallway. My clean-shaven pussy glistens as my excitement of what is about to happen overcomes me. He grabs my hair and

Audrey's Revenge
Audrey's Revenge by Buckfuzby © Shelia could feel the climax building up inside her body and despite the fight to stop it, she knew that it was impossible. Sure enough after just a few minutes more it hit her and like the previous three left her shattered. She screamed out loud, not that anyone could hear the screams, the gag and tape stopped all sound. How had she got into this position? Her day had started as normal when after having a shower, she had slipped into a lacy pair of panties and t shirt. She was going to see her boy friend. Shelia knew just how to dress for him, after all he told her just what to wear and the effort she put into this was well worth it because her sex life had taken off in a big way. She had been made love to in public places. Something a few weeks before would have appalled her. Now the very thought thrilled her. Several of the clothes she was told to wear was also a reflection of how her life was going. One day she was taken into a major city w

The Assistant's Taming
The Assistant's Taming by Writor © "Look guys the sonuvabitch who paid us gave us only three weeks to get this job done. That means we wait here until the chick comes out then we follow her until we get to a good enough spot to make our move. He said it had to happen tonight. It was the only night she was leaving this practice alone." The dark gray Taurus was parked on the corner. Its tinted windows gave it the impression of just a small limo. Those same tints also concealed the identity of the three men inside. Two of the three men inside had seemingly lost their patience. "Look Tony you're the boss. I just don't see why we can't walk the fuck in there and just grab the bitch. Fuck everybody." "Easy Chico. We been paid to do it this way and this is the way we gonna do it. Shit! Shit here she comes man. Start the fucking car." Tony, the leader, nodded to the driver who quickly started the car and waited. "Okay easy. We wait until she pulls out and makes the left at

The Assignment
The Assignment by fantasywriter© I knew when because she had told me, I knew where because she had told me. What she didn't know was that I was going to take advantage of her willing share of information and surprise her. Char and I had engaged in a bit of flirtation for quite some time now and our adventures had become more and more intricate. I would instruct her on what I wanted her to do and she would take it from there, embellishing in only the wonderful ways she knew how too. This weekend however would be a little different, that I knew for sure. It was Saturday and I had given Char her instructions the day before, little did she know that I'd given them from her hometown's library. I had watched her house all Saturday afternoon, knowing she would have to go out shopping for the late additions I had requested that she use. Sure enough, right around three she pulled out of her driveway and I made my way closer to the house. She was a trusting soul, the back door wasn't lo

About Me
alright this is my 4th account dam ***stalkers and down raters if your a down rater then stay the ** off my page alright now that i got that out of the way let see name: cal age:24 will be 25 in October blah what so good about anyway rate me i will rate back it's simple as that anything else just ask i pretty much cover everything (:

The Arena
The Arena by MrDluxxx© It was one of those nights in which you want to be inside your home all bundled up with a blanket and cup of hot cocoa. A dark and gloomy night with a light drizzle just enough to be annoying. It was the perfect night to have a cell phone with no signal and car trouble, right? Luckily for Ann on the dark street there was a dim streetlight. As she approached the light, she felt chills up and down her spine. Maybe she was slightly scared or maybe it was just the cold rain. There was slight reassurance when she saw several cars parked in front of a small plain building. Of course it would seem odd to find cars in front of abandoned building at this time of night, but just maybe she was having some good luck for once. Once she got over nervousness she approached the door... Knock, knock... No answer, maybe this was a bad idea she thought. For sure someone had to be in there so she knocked again. This time a panel slide back and pair of mysterious eyes p

Are You Ready?
Are You Ready? by WhiteSnowdog © You arrive home late evening and on your desk propped up against the PC is a plain white envelope. On the front is just your name 'Fiona' written by a fountain pen in red ink. The handwriting is flowing and bold and your name is underlined. You study it in your hands. It feels expensive and it elicits your curiosity. After considering it for a moment weighing the envelope in your hand you turn it over. It is sealed with red wax. Unusual. There is some sort of coat of arms stamped in the bright red wax and all you can make out is what looks a wolf or a dog on the outline of a shield. It takes just a moment to open the letter and you take out a single sheet of matching paper folded in two. There is an unusual fragrance coming from the paper, not unpleasant but like nothing you have ever encountered before. You push this sensation from your mind to turn your attention to the message. In the same handwriting the red ink reads... "Aloha Fiona,

Anything You Want
Anything You Want by Susan Strict © "Anything you want," she said. "Anything? How about if I want to do something kinky?" "I don't mind," she confirmed, "Although I don't really like being hurt. Pain doesn't turn me on at all." "But you don't mind giving a bit of pain, do you? You keep on about men needing a good spanking!" She laughed at that. "I've never actually tried it," she admitted. "I do quite like the idea!" "Well you're not spanking me." He was definite about that. "What a pity," she said, still laughing. "I ought to try it with someone one day. I think I'd really like to do it properly." "What do you mean 'properly'? Either you do it, or you don't. What's 'properly'?" "Oh, you know. Have him so he can't get away until I've finished. Give him a good hard spanking until his backside is bright red. Maybe gag him, so he can't make a noise and I can just do it to him until I've had enough." "You are kinky," he said disapprovingly. "You're not doing

Doobie Dawn Is In A Sexy Pose Contest-please Show Her Some Support.
What up my friends? Another sweet friend of mine is in a contest. She can use all the help she can get, if you don't have the time to leave comments atleast just click the link and rate her pic. Good Luck Doobie Dawn.

Anya's Dungeon Debut Ch. 01
Anya's Dungeon Debut Ch. 01 by LuciousBi-Writes4U © Anya felt the cold, rough, stone walls with one hand and the steel rail with the other as they continued their descent below. As they rounded yet another corkscrew in the spiral stairs she began to doubt herself again. Did she really want to try this? Did she really want to spanked and god knows what else? Did she want to make Tom her pet on a leash? "Well, that part wouldn't be half bad she thought to herself" She had always known that the latex and leather clothes and all the chains and strange looking toys turned her on. But would the actual even turn her on? Would she actually enjoy feeling it done to her? Or enjoy watching someone else do it to the love of her life, Tom? Her stiletto healed lace up black leather boots coming to rest on the bottom step, she steeled herself...it was now our never...dive or run for your life...so she held her breath and dove. It was dark and dank inside the basement dungeon. Yet so

Another Story
Another Story by learningteach© Another story, another disappointment. She'd been looking for the perfect story—the story that would get her there, all on it's own—for months. She would often think she had found the story she needed, only to find herself dissatisfied with the harsh details or overly emotional characters. Leaving the laptop to finish shutting down, she rolled over and lightly touched herself. Thoughts, ideas, and imaginings swirled in a kaleidoscope, illuminated by the blue glow of the screen. Her mind created brief, nondescript scenarios to help her finish: a slap, a soft touch, a slight movement or a sharp gasp. She woke sometime later, groggy and perturbed. It was only during an irritated stretch that she felt him lying closely behind her. Her stretch naturally turned to a snuggle as she backed into him and smiled. Her sigh triggered a squeeze in the hand he'd rested on her naked hip and she froze. He was really there! His squeeze didn't lesson as he g

Another Sexy Holiday
Another Sexy Holiday by janetnorway© After our holiday in Australia my slave moved into my house on a permanent basis. She was quickly losing any inhibitions she had previously had and was enjoying her new found liberation. For the first couple of weeks she slept in a spare bedroom but I then allowed her to sleep on a blanket at the foot of my bed, her face when I told her this was a picture. One of my rules was that whilst in my house or garden she was to be naked at all times. Another was that she had to ask for permission to speak unless spoken to first. She was free to masturbate at any time but she had to ask for permission first, a formality really as I did not intend to deny her, I enjoyed watching her do that. The holiday in Australia was her first experience of public nudity but she had found it to be a great turn on. Because it was her first time I had deliberately selected a place where there would not be too many people so as not to frighten her too much. I now

Wednesday2
If I could fall to my knees and dig the dirt with my fingers and nails bleeding to find answers I would, but there isn't any answers in the dirt or in the sky, no one to answer. Except maybe me, why, why did I care, why let myself be lead into such a need? Anyone who remembers loneliness and hopelessness knows what I'm typing about through my tears. Why am I not good enough?

Family List
Ok I went and removed some people from my family due to the fact that I dont chat with them much. I left all the people I speak to on a regular basis. Didnt remove anyone to be mean just cleaning up my list and it makes it easier to find my friends this way..Hugz and Kisses to u all..

Annoyed
Annoyed by EA1973 © I was in a splendid mood. My day had been great. I had received praise from my boss at work and a steady job position now lay very close within my reach. I walked in the door, and could tell by your whole body posture that you were annoyed. I said "Hi," and went over to kiss you. You turned your head away from the computer and gave me a quick kiss before giving your full attention to the creatures on the screen. I sighed and considered my options. I was in too good a mood to let your annoyance get to me. I went to the kitchen to get myself a rum and coke, since it was Friday. I felt the rum warming up my insides and the sensation going all the way to my pussy as it always did. I grinned to myself and knew that I wanted your attention, one way or another. I finished my drink and went back in with you. I stood behind you and started to massage your shoulders, but you were not relaxing. Then I bent down and started to give your neck small kisses and you as

Pic Updates On Bar Tab
Fubar has always been a little flaky on updating when a friend post pics but not it seems to damn near not work at all. I have talk to 2 friends I KNOW updated pics and it never showed up on my bar tab. I tried to just sort by pic updates still nothing. I know the pics were there i went and rated them. Anyway if you post pics and no one rates them this may be why.

Right To Be Wrong
I've got a right to be wrong My mistakes will make me strong I'm stepping out into the great unknown I'm feeling wings though I've never flown I've got a mind of my own I'm flesh and blood to the bone I'm not made of stone Got a right to be wrong So just leave me alone I've got a right to be wrong I've been held down too long I've got to break free So I can finally breathe I've got a right to be wrong Got to sing my own song I might be singing out of key But it sure feels good to me Got a right to be wrong So just leave me alone You're entitled to your opinion But it's really my decision I can't turn back I'm on a mission If you care don't you dare blur my vision Let me be all that I can be Don't smother me with negativity Whatever's out there waiting for me I'm going to faced it willingly I've got a right to be wrong My mistakes will make me strong I'm stepping out into the great unknown I'm feeling wings though I've never flown I've got a mind of

Anniversary Surprise
Anniversary Surprise by madengineer3© Copyright 2007 by madengineer3 * My wife, Sharon, and I (Bob) have been married for over nineteen years. We have had some minor problems, but to a large extent our marriage has been quite good. We both have different and varied interests. Like most of our friends or family neither of us affiliates with any church, temple, or synagogue. To a large extent we are not overly bound by what society accepts as right and wrong. We figure if we don't hurt anyone else we're doing O.K.. To avoid the restrictive limitations that would be imposed, we have avoided having children. We avoid interfering with each other's hobbies unless they impact the other person. For example, I no longer bring my motorcycle cylinder head in to the kitchen table to do a valve job, and she avoids burning strong incense around the house. Early on we decided to set aside a couple of nights a week for fun. We both work as professionals, I in finance and my wife in vis

A Love's Caress
a summer breeze caressing my body his loving glance warmed me down to my soul bringing forth my thoughts of being naughty i felt licked by flames, me a piece of coal and he didnt, hadnt even touched me i glanced across the room at my lover his eyes flames dark with desire i could see and they danced for only me, no other the grand ballroom became a great big haze as my skin became licked by burning flames my eyes began to take on desires glaze my lover and i whispered each others' names if only we were home to skip and play and to forget about thoughts of our day

Anniversary Present
Anniversary Present by rachelg© (C) 2007 Rachel Gumm. You may freely distribute this story digitally, but only in full, crediting me as the author. Please send feedback to me - it makes writing these worthwhile. For a few seconds, Leanne stared at the door, wondering whether she should just turn around and walk away. This was the first time she'd ever answered a personal ad of this nature. Eventually, she tentatively raised her arm and pressed the doorbell. A tall, slightly muscular woman answered the door. "Yes?" She was a bit butch for Leanne's liking, and looked quite a bit older, perhaps in her late thirties compared to Leanne being in her early twenties, but that paled in significance to what her advert had promised. "I'm here about the ad," said Leanne, glancing around at the empty street. The woman looked her up and down approvingly. "I suppose you'd better come in then." She opened the door long enough for Leanne to slide through. "Do you have any disabilit

Fear
you dont understand you never will how could you when you dont even try i hate you you scare me i despise you just let me hide how could you oh, please, tell me why how could you oh, please, dont let me cry under the stairs no, thats to obvious just let me hide you scare me oh, how i scream a terror to be reconed with and yet it was all a dream

The Magick
it courses through me throughout my body it feels me with a hope and a sense of peace it maks me feel good, not at all naughty i hope this feeling, this good, does not seese throughout my body a warm bright light glows through my mind the knowledge begins to race and throughout my body the magick flows this begins as he starts setting the pace faster and faster he moves against me my heartbeat is thundering in my ears i am the lock and he the master key i cry out with release and joyful tears amazingly, he and i are still whole never will i forget touching his soul

Anne's New Sister
Anne's New Sister by anneslutpet© The door opened slowly, Anne was engrossed in her work, she had a case that had been nothing but trouble since her boss had assigned it to her. It was late in the night, past 11:00 pm and everyone else in the firm had long since left the building. She suddenly felt a shiver up her spine, looking up she saw her Master standing in the door, smiling at her. Behind Him, on her knees, knelt a small woman with a thick mane of strawberry blonde hair. Moving instantly, Anne fell to her hands and knees and began to crawl toward Master. She had noticed the girl behind Him but didn't acknowledge her in any way. Master had not permitted it, she would greet when He permitted. Her ebony curls brushed against the thick carpeting as her mouth lowered to His boots, softly, sweetly kissing each before she knelt back, thighs splaying wide, her face lifted to Him. "Hello my Master, what a lovely surprise" Eric looked down at his pet, appraising her wi

To My Child
So much fear for that unknown A dream once for a warm loving home But do not think you will be alone For you are my unborn child My love for you my dear sweet child Will never grow meek or mild Forever shall it be young, strong and wild For you will always be my beloved child Though your father is gone far away There will be one fine distant day When a once young man now grown old will pay For you are my special child This man will be filled with much guilt and shame And some day from it will become lame Because he will recall the pain he caused when he recalls my name For you are MY child

The Fawn
The lamp is on. As approaches the coming dawn. A young woman looks out her window to gaze at the sunrise past her lawn. She notices in the tall green grass a young spotted fawn. The woman told her family but they felt she was a con. For when they looked, it was gone. All she did was yawn.

Anna, Master And Me
Anna, Master and Me by vertigo_blues06 © It was extremely hot and humid that day, and I was beat when I got home from work. Anna, my twenty-year-old slave, met me at the door with an ice-cold Coke and a smile. "How was your day, Mistress?" she said as I eyed her up and down looking for any telltale signs of misbehavior. "Exhausting, just look at me, I'm a mess. Thank you." Taking the glass from her, I raise it to my lips and take a big swallow. "Aaahhhhhh, that hits the spot," I sigh. "Anna will you start my shower, and remember I like the water lukewarm." "Yes, Mistress. Anything else you would like me to do?" she asks, turning to leave. "Yes, after that, set out the silk night coat Master got me. It's his favorite." I tell her. I sat and relaxed while I finished my drink. Then I padded through the living room and down the hallway to the Master's bedroom. On the way, I checked to make sure the house was very tidy. That was my job; to make sure Anna did hers. Du

The Darkness
darkness fills day and night be fore warned of its deceiteful ways know no matter how much light be weary of the coming days lulling one into a deep, deep slumber one fills at ease and full of peace but then like it pulled one's number the agony will not now cease one should have known not to trust the dark should have known it should have been slain known that the dark would make its own mark and known this darkness would cause only pain but one overlooked the darkness's flaws and gave this darkness it's one and only chance to find out that instincts at times, like claws, do turn out to be right and sharp, even to or about an aquaintance

The Raven's Love
he was a ravenous one, but so dark my heated body he so did ravish hunger flowed through him like that of a shark but still love and kisses did he lavish he brought my body to that fevered pitch and brought me back once again to this ground i thought his need, his hunger, he had ditched but the call for me did once again sound oh how could my driving need for him grow? need of his touch, his taste, the feel of him? hunger for him no one else could know? need like light in night that would not dim? how could anyone need someon else so much? and need from them every kiss look and touch?

Update #2
Again for those of you who have been asking, let me bore you with the details of an update on my leg. I am sorry I haven't responded to all emails....but here we go. I have been doing my follow up visits with my family doctor as scheduled. They have now put me on Avinza, which is slow release morphine to try and manage the pain or shut me up one. This is added to the vicodin and valium. So, if I should happen to say something totally out of the ordinary, let's go ahead and blame the drugs. It's makes me completely loopy, but it's not touching the pain. Yesterday was my 2nd wound care visit where they did another skin removal surgery. Another terrible, painful day. They said my leg was worse this week than it was last week. So my question to them was, "well, what are you doing wrong, cause I've done everything you've told me to do." Of course I got no answer. On the 25th of this month, my family doctor is sending me to a vascular surgeon. The allergic reaction from the tatt

My Love
people go through life without knowing love how sad that these people may never know it love, however, isnt just something i know of it was not something that just suddenly hit i had known but never told him to his face scared he wouldnt understand h ow much i care afraid he wouldnt see it like a piece of lace scared he wouldnt want us to be a pair afraid he would turn away in much distaste scared he would rather i not let him know afraid my love would just be a big waste scared he would rather not let us closer grow how could i be so lucky as this? as to know love without even a kiss?

The Lover
on takeing a trip to a foreign place i looked upon a new lover's dear face much like romeo and his juliet i had want for him as soon as we met but, alas for us it can never be but our love, so strong between he and me cause, thought we care for each other so much we never shared each other's kiss or touch so now, as i sit with a pen in hand, and dreaming so of that far away land, hoping it is me he never forgets and hoping i wont continue to fret because if it, our love, is meant to be it's not over for my lover and me until then, our memories we will clutch til we again feel love, yearning, and such our hearts will remember how much we cared as well as how many true feelings we shared

Taurus- The Aggresive One
TAURUS- The Aggresive One (4/20-5/20) Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Loves to fight and is good at it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

Anna
Anna by Kitschshaman© "All things are possible," she said, "if only one follows proper protocol." To Justin, Anna's words were loaded with innuendo. They often were, it was one of the things that made her intriguing, but this time there was a hint of reality in her voice, and in the way she arched her eyebrows. She knew something. A small, dimpled, slightly nervous Cheshire cat smile accompanied her words. "What do you mean?" Justin was a student of literature, studying in London. Anna was an art student. They had first met during a life art class his literature seminar class visited during the term. There was something about her he noticed immediately, in the way she delicately held her pencil, by the fingertips of her angular hands. Completely absorbed, she leaned into her work, as if scratching these simple lines to paper was the most important thing in the world. She sat with the chair reversed, her slender jeaned legs straddling the back, leaning on the bent wood wi

Angel's Double Adventure
Angel's Double Adventure by TreazuredOne © Angel lay on the bed on her back, her legs spread, restrained in leather and chained, blindfolded, with her wrists handcuffed together and tied to the head of the bedstead above her head. She had nipple clamps on her nipples, and a clit clamp on her clit. Her cunt was dripping wet, and her Master had yet to touch her in any other way except to tie her up like she was. "My little one . . . .you look marvelously erotic, stretched out like that for me. How do you feel?" Angel's Master asked. Angel swallowed nervously and said "Master, I feel wet and wanton, every bit like the whore I am." A soft chuckle greeted her admission, and then Angel felt her Master's hand stroke her hair. "We shall see just how much of a whore you really are, my dear." With that, Angel heard the door open, and then footsteps . . she wasn't sure how many people had come in. Angel's heart gave a leap into her throat . .oh my god . .he was really going to do it. An

How To Catch A Kitty
PORTSMOUTH — David Kondrup has rescued plenty of raccoons from chimneys. And as owner of New Hampshire Animal Damage Control he's also rescued possums, owls — even a boa constrictor — from the tight spaces, but Tuesday night marked his first cat. The local feline is now missing a little fur but is otherwise safe after a 45-minute rescue effort on the roof of a Union Street building that formerly housed Pro Portsmouth. The unidentified mouser was trapped in a 30-foot chimney at 236 Union St., which had been sealed off from the inside. Fire and police crews were on the roof trying in vain to help it when Kondrup was contacted around 9 p.m. "It is a first for me. Cats are usually pretty smart and don't fall down chimneys," Kondrup said. Police say the property manager had been contacted Monday and was told there was a cat stuck in the building, but he could not locate the animal. By Tuesday, fire crews were able to pinpoint the kitty's location in the one-way shaft. Afte

Embarrassing Medical Exams
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX. 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor

Angelina
Angelina by pleasebeatme69 © Angelina and I had been at her photo shot all day. She had given me orders not to wear anything under my mini-skirt and to sit in a raised chair so that during the shot she could relax and look over at my pussy and think of what to do with me when we got home. After the shots she was usually tense because of the demands made of her so I knew the evening was going to be great cause she always like to relax using sex lessons. At one point during the shot when she had a quick break she came over and whispered to me, "You will be the student tonight, I will teach you to obey." At that point I looked down and realized that the front of my shirt was covering her clear few of my pussy. The photo shot was over and we were on our way home in our black jeep. Angelina turned and said to me, "You are such a slut. I don't want anyone to see my slut get down on the floor on your knees so that no one can see you." Right away I removed my ass from the seat and took

What Do They Mean?
OK, DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THAT DREAMS HAVE A HIDDEN MEANING? WHEN YOU DREAM ABOUT SAY... ONE PERSON AND IT'S CONSISTENT... OR.. YOU DREAM ABOUT BEING SOMEWHERE. I'VE BEEN HAVING THIS RECURRING DREAM. ABOUT THIS ONE GUY. THAT NO MATTER WHAT ELSE I'M DREAMING... HE APPEARS THERE. EVERY NIGHT FOR THE PAST WEEK NOW. COULD IT BE AN INFATUATION? IF YOU DREAM ENOUGH, DOES IT COME TRUE? I'VE KNOWN THIS GUY FOR QUITE A FEW YEARS NOW.... AND IT BOGGLES ME THAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT ALL THIS DREAMING ABOUT HIM MEANS. YOU EVER HAVE A DREAM ABOUT A PLACE AND THEN AT SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE, YOU HAPPEN TO SHOW UP THERE? OR HAVE YOU A DREAM ABOUT SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW, AND YOU HAPPEN TO MEET THAT PERSON? I'VE HAD DREAMS ABOUT A DEATH TO SOMEONE CLOSE TO ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO THEM.... BUT SOMEONE CLOSE TO THEM. OR YOU EVER HAVE DREAMS WHERE YOUR SCREAMING OR CRYING, THEN WHEN YOU WAKE UP, YOUR EITHER SCREAMING OR CRYING YET? I'VE HAD A LOT OF ODD DREAMS, IT'S JUST UNKNOWN TO ME WHAT THEY MEAN.

Angel-b
Angel-B by angelx602 © I met my master at his choice of hotel room. I was waiting for him to knock on the door as I would immediately open the door then kneel before him wearing my collar and leash he left for me on the bed. The knock on the door came and I jumped cause I was so scared. I had changed my mind so many times in the past few minutes and had almost got dressed and ran out the door before the knock came. Now it was too late. I immediately got up went to the door, opened it, moved back a step so he could close it and knelt at his feet. I handed my master the leash, I looked up into his eyes and he said nothing. I shakily reached for his shoes to take them off first. He pulled on the leash slightly and led me to a chair where he sat down, he presented his feet to me so I could finish my task of taking his shoes off. As I got his shoes and socks off I knew I was supposed to pay special attention to him and wasn't sure if I could do what I knew was expected of me. I

Politics Usa
UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE STEPHEN D MACMILLAN REPUBLICAN FEC ID C00433458 20 GLEN RD HYANNISPORT,MA 02601 BORN BOSTON 1962 GREW UP IN MILTON MASSACHUSETTS NAVY VET MICHIGAN HELPED MICROCOM IN NORWOOD MASSACHUSETTS 1980S THE INVENTION OF THE INTERNET FIRST BASED COMPANY TO BUILD THE MODULE MECHANICAL ENGINEERING THE BEST QUILTY I HAVE AND LAW AND ECONOMICS AND POLITICS AND ACCOUNTING FOR BUDGET IM CERT. SINGLE CANDIDATE STILL SEEKING A WIFE TRUTH

An Angel Awakes
An Angel Awakes by Valiant© I opened my eyes to a white room. A very white room. It wasn't very bright, but my head throbbed as I tried to focus and think. Slowly it came back to me. I had been cycling home through the streets of south London when a car had pulled out in front of me and I seemed to recall flying through the air, but nothing else. Even in my muzzy thinking I guessed this was a hospital room, so I must have been hurt in the accident. I slowly did a body check and everything moved; it hurt, but it moved. I felt tired and closed to my eyes to think as my body lay under those crisp white sheets, my arms on top of the covers. I have no idea how much later it was, but I heard the door open. I kept my eyes closed and heard someone moving around the room. Slowly I opened my eyes and could make out an angel. Well in fact it was a nurse in a white uniform and belt and one of those white nurses hats. With my semi-focused eyes she looked like an angel with a halo.

Amanda's Adventure
Amanda's Adventure by Tim Smith © My mind was on fire as I watched Amanda being led across the hotel room to a desk that had been moved away from the wall and now covered with two blankets from the bed. The two men, Richard and Samuel, had posted an ad on line in search of a female to meet up with, when they came into town next on business. I was thinking of the ad almost word for word at this moment. "Wanted white female 20 to 50 years old, for fun and games on this date by two dominant males traveling to town on business. Let us open your eyes to a new level of submissive pleasure that you will not soon forget." My wife and I had taken part in several other threesomes and had decided due to her newfound likings in being submissive, we needed to find a man more dominant to play out our fantasies to the fullest. The fact we ended up with two was I guess a bonus in my mind as I would get to lay back and take pictures while taking it all in. Amanda is 37 and has a knockou

Adalia Lyrics
She wraps her tragic moments tightly around her neck Then she hangs herself with them as i try to disconnect Cuz she wants to choke on her life again Breathing it in like a deadly poison. She cries cuz she's lost and she doesn't even know what she wants Her eyes go cold and she begs the world to just let her go She lives and breathes in a wrold that brought her to her knees And now i'm addicted to her cuz that girl is just like me And i'm gonna choke on her life again Im breathing it in like a deadly poison. Cuz i just want to get through to her, Before her last breath. She cries cuz she's lost and she doesn't even know what she wants Her eyes go cold and she begs the world to just let her go She cries cuz she's lost and she doesn't even know what she wants And she hides all alone inside the pain that she wont let go Watching her life pass her by, watching it all through her watering eyes But i'll be chasing dragonflies from her darkest skies until the day she

The Altar
The Altar by panama trick© T/they had been sitting together in the throne room ... she placed herself strategically at His feet just off to the left in a tower position. Looking down at His girl He said, "want to take a walk?" She replied, "yes Master if it pleases You," and smiled as He reached down to help her to her feet. Leading her by her leash He hustled out of the throne room to the hallways slipping down dark passages He opened a door and pointed into the darkness. "Down there little one." Her eyes darted around nervously and she almost whispered. "down there?" The Master lifted a torch and lit it, the girl following as her eyes adjusted to the light in the darkness. He led her down a long stairway carved out of stone into total darkness, the girl following Him obediently. He turned back to look at her, "yes down there." He: took the torch and led her down the stairs quickly. She looked at Him with concern "why does Master wish to take girl down here?" N

The Alley
The Alley by gigi_always© It was late and they had been at a bar for most of the night. She dressed as he had instructed earlier that day in a short skirt and low cut white shirt and while it covered her, it outlined her breasts and barely covered the hardness of her nipples. She loved to be partially exposed in public and as he teased her throughout the evening her cunt grew wetter and wetter. The looks she had been getting throughout the evening from men grew more brazen the more they drank and she enjoyed the attention even though there was no question as to who owned her body. They could stare as much as they liked, but she knew that there was only one man who could lay claim to her flesh. As she sat legs parted on a bar stool next to him, he ran his hand up her inner thigh, pinching and stroking her skin, enjoying the helpless moans that escaped her lips. He pressed close to her now and then and with his hand between their bodies would take hold of a nipple and squeez

"goodnight" By Dennis.
By the light of a Shandore moon The dogs are howling And the wind sings in tune The old man shuffles Toward the garden gate Looks to the sky And says"God you can wait" I have something to finish On this clear sky night There is time I know I'm right There is a rustle in the grass As the wind shifts its pace A smile appears on the old mans face I am in no hurry to end this life Besides I have to say goodnight to my wife. (Dedicated to my dad and mom)

Almost Caught
Almost Caught by piltdownman© It was quiet in the woods, and private, the way they liked it. Trees and bushes and secret, winding footpaths. Peaceful glades where no one would see them. Sunshine and dappled shade, the heavy scent and stillness of a summer morning. Lenny had put the camera away, now he turned to Maggie and took up the loose end of one of the blue nylon ropes he'd used to lash her to the tree. Maggie was naked, he'd never known a woman so eager to slip out of her clothes in the great outdoors. She watched him through the fringe of dark hair that had fallen across her eyes. There were leaves in her hair. He'd smeared dirt on her constricted breasts and her thighs. The gag was her own idea. He could hear her ragged breathing as she followed his movements. She was ripe for a fuck. Her skin was pale. He stood before her and savoured the moment. She looked like a wild woman, caught and tied to a tree deep in the lonely woods. At his mercy. He could do anything he

All Weekend
All Weekend by LadyM12 © Her pussy was dripping. It had been a long drive to his house, and her body ached from being cramped in the car, but the anticipation of being with him again kept her on the verge of orgasm. They had met for drinks a few weeks before, and the night of passion that ensued was forever seared into her brain. He had been surprisingly gentle for such an aggressive Dom, but she knew that he had not wanted to frighten her. Rough by vanilla standards, their passionate first meeting did not compare with the heights of pain and pleasure they wanted to achieve together. As she got out of her car and walked towards his house, she made up her mind that she was going to ask him to be rougher with her this time. After all, they had all weekend. He opened the door just as she approached, took her by the wrist and pulled her inside. Her purse and overnight bag dropped unceremoniously to the floor as he pressed her against the wall and raped her mouth with his own.

A Good Night...
You come home from a hard day's work to dinner, music, candles, and most importantly, me.. wearing nothing but smile. I greet you with a warm, wet kiss, pressing my soft body against yours. Informing you that there's no dessert until you eat your dinner, I seat you at the table, perching my round bottom at the edge, and begin to feed you. A tiny bit of juice is on your chin, and I lick it off. My tongue travels from your chin, along your jaw, to your earlobe, and I nibble gently. Softly whispering in your ear, I ask if you've had enough. You reply by dragging me into your lap, and you begin to kiss me passionately, touching my body the way you know I love. I push your plate aside, and you pick me up, placing me back on the table. I'm fervently untying your tie, unbuttoning your shirt, and getting frustrated because the clothes aren't coming off fast enough. My kisses follow my hands, while you wrap your hands in my hair. Pulling my head back, you place your mouth at the base of my t

All Tied Up
All Tied Up by Peppered © Her wrists protest to her struggling, as do her ankles. Her neck begins to tingle as she desperately tries to keep her head off the sheets as he had requested. Her body is beginning to sweat with the sexual torment bound within her. She feels so alive, as her skin become sensitive to even the lightest touch. Her nipples rub against the sheets making them go hard. Her knees are spread and tied wide open. This is so her pussy and behind are clearly visible and easily accessible. With her body face down on the bed she cannot see behind her without a painful struggle. Suddenly he slaps her bottom, this is such a shock that her head falls to the sheets. He grabs her hair and pulls her head back up. He repeats his previous order and slaps her pussy three times for punishment, her pussy becoming sopping wet. The heat begins to ache and throb inside of her. He begins to tie something round her waist. Turning her over he brings the rope round so he can tie it up at

Pirate Lingo
The basics Pirate lingo is rich and complicated, sort of like a good stew. There are several other sites that offer glossaries that are pretty good, and you can find some of them on our links page. But if you just want a quick fix, a surface gloss, a "pirate patina," if you will, here are the five basic words that you cannot live without. Master them, and you can face Talk Like a Pirate Day with a smile on your face and a parrot on your shoulder, if that's your thing. Ahoy! - "Hello!" Avast! - Stop and give attention. It can be used in a sense of surprise, "Whoa! Get a load of that!" which today makes it more of a "Check it out" or "No way!" or "Get off!" Aye! - "Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did." Aye aye! - "I'll get right on that sir, as soon as my break is over." Arrr! - This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. "Arrr!" can mean, variously, "yes," "I agree," "I

All Dressed Up
All Dressed Up by curlygirly32 © I had little confidence that I could pull it off. I sat on the steps in front of my house, your note in my trembling hand. It was a sunny day, and if anyone had known to ask, I would have blamed my reticence to leave on the beautiful weather. I'd read it and reread it since you'd handed it to me the night before. Such seemingly simple directions, but I hadn't made a move to comply yet. Shaking my head, I stood and turned to go up the steps and into the house. I climbed into the shower, the hot water running over my shoulders and back. I turned away from the spray and relaxed under the warmth. I shook myself out of my reverie to spread shaving cream over my pubic hair, sliding the razor smoothly over myself until I felt no more stubble under my wet fingers. I couldn't help but slip them over my clit a few times, feeling my own rising excitement at the idea of being with you soon. I continued on down my legs, shaving from ankle to thigh. I washed

Horrorscope
My horroscopes are begining to tell the story of my life.....here's another example: Daily Horoscope: Cancer For September 19,2007 While everything seems to be fine on the surface, you may need to work on some personal issue that has been nagging at you lately. You've certainly got the right mindset for it now, so take all the time you need!

How Often Do You
Just wondering how often some of you check back in here to my page... once a day? more? less? when you see things added/changed? while i'm on that topic... should i try to get things together to get more up at once ... or should i just do what i do now and just post things randomly? i don't know i'm in a curious mood :p ~~Sin

Alison
Alison by OneLuckyMistress © Alison tapped her foot impatiently as she waited for him to meet her at their agreed place. True enough, the time was just now 4:30p, but she expected punctuality with him as much as she did those who worked under her. After all, in her mind, that's exactly what this was: he was under her, to play by her rules. As a dominant, she expected no less, even in these outstanding circumstances. The "outstanding circumstances" were something that had occurred after numerous meetings with him in a chat room she frequented. The chat room itself was designed for dominants to talk to others like them, discuss submissives, trade tips and even sometimes the subs themselves. As had often occurred, Alison's last sub had broken far too easily for her tastes, been discarded, and Alison had gone to the chat room to find another one. One of the doms had once commented that she treated her subs like toys: to be used, then discarded once they quit being a source of amusem

Alice Wants To Play A Bondage Game
Alice Wants To Play A Bondage Game by scottca74 © Alice wants to play a bondage game! I would like to dedicate this to Tiffany, you are so sweet and I wrote this for you! "You have one last chance to back out," I told Alice. "Why in the world would I ever back out," she stated, "it was my idea." I thought to my self for a moment what a wonderful idea it was. I looked at Alice she stood about 5 feet 5 inches tall, she was naked at the moment and the angle she was standing at gave the perfect view of her 34C Breasts and her cute little pussy. She had the hair above it trimmed just like I like it, that being a little line jutting up towards her belly button. My girlfriend was fit, with athletic looking legs and arms. She has the most beautiful green eyes and softest brown hair I have ever seen. Ok time for some back story...A couple of weeks ago one of our mutual friends came over (Tina) and we all got a little tipsy and she started talking about how her new boyfriend wa

To Those That Rip Friends Pictures
I have helped alot of people level up. And too everyone that rips pictures it makes it hard too level you up. Alot of people have no idea that they dont get points for ripped pictures. IT HAS STARTED RECENTLY. We will NO LONGER get points for rating ripped pictures. Alot of people have nothing but ripped pictures in their albums. This will make it very difficult to level up. Would be wisely advisable to start copying and saving, JUST don't forget to recognize the person you got it from.

Alice & The Neighbor
Alice & the Neighbor by netsub© Alice shivered slightly as the cool spring breeze caressed her nipples. She had been kneeling on the hard cement in the backyard long enough that her knees were sore. The neighborhood was quiet, except for the music floating somewhere on another block. She was more aware of her nakedness than ever before, as she waited and waited for her Master. Alice was not used to being naked in public, which was why he had sent her out here. Thankful that it was night, with only a sliver of a moon, Alice picked up the blindfold she had been instructed to put on before crawling off the patio, and onto the grass. Feeling her way in the darkness, she crawled until she thought she was in the middle of the backyard. She shivered again with the realization that she would be more easily seen, she still felt relatively safe within the safety of the bushes. They were new to this neighborhood. She had made one friend with the single woman behind them. Alice would just di

Alex At School Ch. 01
Alex at School Ch. 01 by FluteMaster © The first time Alex tasted James there was nothing sexual about it at all. "No, no, no! That phrase is supposed to flow through the notes. Make the line sing. Look, like this." At that, James took the clarinet from Alex and began to play the principal theme from the slow movement. She could hear the difference clearly. As he played, the notes stopped being individual sounds, but took their proper places in a song of exquisite beauty. The phrase lifted, held, and then dived down the register. She felt herself hold her breath on the long penultimate note, and then sigh with regret as the passage ended. He was her clarinet teacher, and he made the instrument come alive as he played. He wasn't playing music; he was working magic, playing on her emotions through the medium of a work composed nearly a hundred years previously. He handed back the instrument, and as she slipped the mouthpiece between her lips – tasted him as if for the fir

Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well kno wn Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK,take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not have sex or dates. The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."

Words....
Words has a thousand meanings... Words can make you happy, sad, angry, confuse, speechless... Choose the words carefully Or you'll be sorry Like me In the heat of the moment Words I shouldnt said Cost me dearly I think I lost a friend I wish I can turn back time I wish I can back to the past But I cant Sorry is no good All is said and done All left is regret and tear Learn my lesson To just keep my mouth shut Think hard before talk Anyhow... I still hold small hope That I dont loose my dear friend... Small simple hope...

Downrater Punk
after that he fanned me. someone posted a mumm about downraters look at his answer http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=188035 Rob became your fan! Rob re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! · Rob re-rated you a '10' from a '1'! · Rob re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! · Rob re-rated you a '10' from a '1'! · Rob re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! · Rob re-rated you a '10' from a '1'! · Rob rated you a '1'! · Rob just checked you out! Rob@ fubar

Tired
So anyway, as some of you might have noticed, I'm not much of a rater lately, but holler at me here if you want photo or stash rates when I log back on to fuber. I'm not sure yet when I'm coming back in because I always have plenty of stuff going on on the side, and lately my fuber activity is usually off the cuff and pretty random. I can barely even schedule around happy hours. Instead of getting pissed off and deleting me for not participating in your leveling process, just let me know right here and I'll do whatever I can whenever I can. If you don't care about the points, just feel free to holler anyway and I'll chat at you soon. Have a great day/night/wednesday or Thursday or whatever it is wherever you are, whenever you're reading this blog!! Emily's daughter turned 1 today (Sept. 19) http://fubar.com/user/995618. So go check her out and leave her some happy before we fit the kid for a flight suit. (wink Rev) I'm out; till next time, everyone. Take it easy!

She Loves Again
She Loves Again By: MHG a.k.a.Proud Mary She's wedged in her putrid world Greatly needing to gaze into your thoughts Will you allow her to feel what life is like in your eyes? The wandering, the "existing" the journeys you seized... Love was once her enemy Trust was her greatest fear They armed her with darkness Fed and stuffed her with coldness If you have come to bring more pain Shes got no strength left to fight Love wont find a challenge in her And sorrow wont set her free Her head is reeling Yet her sick sick heart needs healing Do you bring her cure Or the death of her spirit that once was pure She feels small compared to the life of you Will you welcome her with warmth and sanctuary? Defenseless her heart has been Though strong she may seem to many You sharpened her senses like a sword No matter how ugly the world seems to be A safe haven she found in your words And the magical beauty in you is all that she sees A whole new world of l

Airport Rendezvous
Airport Rendezvous by SilviaViolet © Robin heard the office door swing open. Someone stepped up to speak to Cindy at the front desk. "There's a problem with my maintenance order." Robin's body heated instantly. Jack Houston. She's been hearing him over the radio for the last week, but she'd yet to see him. His voice alone - low, gravely, seductive - sent waves of lust across her body. Whenever he was on the radio, she couldn't concentrate on anything else. She'd redone a maintenance request twice the day before thanks to the fantasies her mind conjured as he prepared for take-off. Now he stood mere feet away, but Robin didn't dare look up. He couldn't possibly live up to her fantasy. She'd rather not have her image of a muscular, sex god ruined by reality. "Robin's free. She's at the second desk." Shit! Why hadn't she picked up the phone so she'd look busy. Footsteps approaching her desk. From the sound of it, he was wearing cowboy boots - just like in her fantasie

My Life
It seem that no matter what you do someone always wants more. I got all the information they needed in order to get the house and know more, more, more. I give up. It is tearing me up. Have you ever wanted to get something and work at it so hard to feel as if it is about to be pulled away from you? I am upset. First one thing is good enough for the loan company but then the title company called and wants another. It isa pain to buy a house.

The Advisor
The Advisor by Bedtime Storyteller © Spring had arrived early this year. Cassie tugged at her skirt, which threatened to blow up and expose her to the other students on campus. This was only her second semester here, and she had tried her hardest to remain as invisible as possible. If there was anything Cassie wanted to avoid, it was being noticed. The green expanse of lawn was interrupted only by clusters of daffodils around the big old oaks that towered over the campus, like pillars of knowledge. These trees had been here for over a hundred years, and she didn't doubt they'd still be here long after she was dead and gone. Things at Pendleton College seldom changed. It had only been in the past five years that boys had been allowed to attend Pendleton. The dress code was still strictly enforced – plaid skirts for young ladies, navy pants for young men and white collared shirts for both. The young men were expected to wear navy ties as well. It wasn't much different from the Ca

An Afternoon Without Master
An Afternoon Without Master by momma1968 © I sit in the van waiting on my friend to get out of her appointment. I never thought she would be this long. I should have brought my book. I get comfy knowing I'm gonna be here for a bit close my eyes and my mind starts to wander. Mmmmmm Daddy comes to mind immediatly. I see his face then my eyes roam down further. Oh my god, that chest those big arms, just so sexy. Remembering the look on his face as he runs his hands through his hair making me want to be those finger tips. Watching as he licks those delicious lips I hear myself groan outloud. My body is now very much awake. I hear him tell me "Touch my pussy baby, come on no one is watching you, only me my love." I moan again, 'yes master' I look around with heavy lidded eyes no one is around at all. With my window rolled down I prop one foot in the sill, the other I let fall to the side. I tweek a nipple causing that delicious pain that only he lets me have. My h

Introductions
So what's on my mind... dont ask... seriously... my mind is not a great place to be most of the time but as I like to say... "my mind doesnt have a gutter, it has a moat"... so some of this will be fun. I have Blogs on other sites so I think I will focus this blog to the darker side. Sex of course and lots of it. I may even post some of my stories but that is going to take some consideration. You should also expect occasional rants... torture... and explosions of creativity. So what's on my mind today... Well, besides being horny as fucking hell and not having any of my playmates around to help me out with it I guess introspective is the next on the list. I'm obviously new to Fubar and starting to get used to the more adult feel of things... nice sense of freedom. I am also making a point of NOT inviting my normal gaggle of friends. Gives me a place to hide sort of. Though they all know my names so will find me if they come looking. todays question of contemplation: Can

An Afternoon Spanking
An Afternoon Spanking by WritingMyOwnReality© It was a lazy Friday afternoon. I was lounging around, and it occurred to me I hadn't seen you in some time. I turned off the T.V. and idly wandered around the house. Either you where hiding from me, or you had left without me knowing about. Then I heard you moving around in our bedroom. I made no effort to be quiet, so you must have heard me coming. When I open the door, there you stood, dressed in a school-girl uniform. Right down to the leg socks, and your hair in pigtails. With your glasses on, the look was spot on perfect. You looked bashfully over your glasses at me and said, "I've been naughty," and blushed like the setting sun. I put on my best stern face, and planted my hands on my hips. "And just what exactly does that mean? Tell me what you did, and I'll decide on your punishment." I went and sat down on the edge of the bed, forcing you to come stand in front of me. You where still blushing, and looking at yo

Afterwards
Afterwards by chagey© She walked down the short hall and moved back into the living room. As she moved her head was bowed for two reasons. It was one of the rules, an issue of respect for her station within the relationship. The other reason was shame. It did not come from wearing the collar that had been placed around her neck. That was a joy and an honor. It was not due to the fact that she was dressed in only stockings and a waist cincher; displaying all of her most intimate parts to best advantage. That was a thrill. It was what had happened to her and what she had just done. Also the fact that He was fully aware of it magnified the situation tenfold. His silence sounded like thunder as she sunk to her knees in front of him and put herself on display again. She had done this so often in the past. It was second nature now; an act of submission and also a thrill that a man could see pieces of her that should be kept private. Specifically this man. What was not second nat

Afternoon Delight
Afternoon Delight by _linda_ © Little did I know this calm summer afternoon would bring one of my fantasies to life. Sir and I had been discussing how to turn this particular fantasy into reality. I had been instructed to place and ad for a young black male to meet us. Well after much search this particular one contacted us and arrangements were made. I am sure he was most interested in getting together with us, since I had been allowed to tease him during our phone conversations and he did love my sensual voice. The time and date were set up, and that anxious day finally arrived. Sir had a few things to get done in town and I preceded to get ready. I made sure to take a nice long bath, wondering what the rest of the day will bring, excitingly trying to figure out what was to come. I felt almost tempted to play with my eager pussy, but I knew Sir had not given me orders to do so. I know that Sir loves to keep his sub in suspense on her toes, and eager to serve him. I walked int

Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite sexual position: Do you think I'm cute? Would you have sex with me? lights on or off? Would you have to be drunk? Would you take a shower with me? Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you like cuddling afterwards? Condom or skin? Have sex on the first date? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I would be good in bed? Scale of 1-10? Would you use me as a booty call? Can I use you as a booty call? Can we take pictures of the act? How long would we have sex? Would you tell your friends about me? Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

After Dinner Ride
After Dinner Ride by Jkay12© One night after a dinner out you tell me that we are going to take a drive. I give you a negative look and you say to me, "it is not your choice." I am impressed by your assertiveness and I feel myself get turned on. At the next traffic light I lean over to you and say in your ear, "I want you". You have no response and when the light turns green you just drive. We continue for a while and suddenly you pull into a secluded church parking lot. You get out of the truck and order me to do the same. I start to say something and you tell me to, "shut up and just stand there." Your tone is stern and I decide to listen. You take off your jacket and forgetting your instructions, I start to ask, "what are we going to do?" You grab my hair and you pull my head backwards. You look very stern and you tell me. "can't you shut the fuck up? I just want to you to listen and do exactly what I say. No more questions, no more comments. I know you want me and I know how

A Friends Obituary
Otho Dale Miller, 18-year-old son of Monte D. and Kay Miller was mercilessly taken from family, friends and loved ones by some of the ugliest predators on earth. It is the evil that is lurking in the black darkness of another human being that lives within our society. Given to us on Nov. 7, 1988, in Twin Falls, Idaho, he shared this date with a highly respected uncle and godfather. Dale grew up on a farm east of Jerome where he learned to love, care and respect life. He attended Jefferson Elementary, where by third grade he was helping teachers with computer problems. Dale moved on to Central Elementary and Jerome Junior High, becoming associated with music through choir, band and learning piano. He supported many friends through sports and became an active member in 4-H for seven years. He was in Hallisey and Life-Teen at his church during his high school years. In 2002, he moved to Twin Falls, attending O'Leary and Twin Falls High School, where he was an honor student. His pass

After Closing Time
After Closing Time by Artist101 © The diner was a clatter of dishes and pots and pans. The kitchen was a steamy room presided over by Eric the cook, a huge black man who weighed over three hundred pounds. As he worked the grill and the ovens the sweat glistened on his shaved head. In one corner of the kitchen a skinny young man with a shock of bright red hair worked feverishly at the sink, trying to keep up with the demand for clean dishes. Out in the dining area things were under the firm hand of Sharon, a tall woman in her late thirties. She had a well developed figure, which she put to good use, maximizing her tips by undoing the top buttons of her waitress's uniform and bending over the tables when she served a group. Kate had started work there only this morning, and although she had worked in restaurants before she found this one a little overwhelming. She had been hired by a manager who everyone called "the master" but he had not put in an appearance yet today. Sharon

Life
OMG!!!! This is one of the best things i have heard in a long time!!! MY MAN IS COMING HOME!!!! It's about time!!! He's been in Iraq for quite some time and i just got word that his ass is finally coming back...now i still have a month or so and i know this but hearing those words come out of his mouth made my MONTH!!! NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!!!! Those of you who know about my issues...they don't matter anymore...curt can kiss my ass...Ben is coming home!!!! For anyone who reads this Show my man some love...his name is whiskey63....he deserves it

Adora
Adora by tazgirl415© Hello Darling Reader, My name is Adora. This is a story about Antonio, his wife, his senior sub Angelica, and I. He is our Master. Our Dominant. I was asked to compose my own play session. Antonio needed to discipline me as well, for an indiscretion, and I knew he would be pleased that I had included it in the session. This was only my second foray into the world of BDSM, so please forgive my naivety if some things sound a bit simple. §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ I was sitting quietly, as Antonio had instructed, with my foot quietly tapping on the carpet. Inside me, my emotions were churning. I was very apprehensive about my punishment. I knew that Antonio was a fair and loving Master, and would not inflict punishment beyond my limits...but I had displeased him and caused him worry. This could not go unpunished. Since I was lost in my thoughts, I did not hear Antonio come into the room. "Adora, love, take my hand. It is time," he said. As I rose fr

Points
intrestin thing this pointz system. ya sit here all day rating hundreds of people and voting on mumms and leavin comments for other ppl.. then when ya hope to see some luv back ya get one or two ppl and its over.. it drives me nuts

Addiction
Addiction by fieryjen © The knowing smirk that appears on his face when he passes me in the hallway is almost too much. The way he makes me feel completely transparent, too easy to read in the split second my eyes meet his. I turn away, every time, barely supressing a shudder. I smile at my friends and pretend to be just as upbeat and cheerful as I was a moment ago, while at the same time, I feel as if he's reached out with a cold finger and touched my very soul. It chills me, reminding me of everything he stands for, of those dirty secrets that I have. We swore that we would never have any secrets from each other, my friends and I. I've told them about every crush I had, all those little indescretions a high school girl finds worthy of confessing. We still giggled at the mention of sex until our sophomore year, at which point it turned to expectant hushing and silence, and breathless waiting for an arousing or at least scandalous tale. Even now, none of us will admit to mastur

Fed Up
I am beyond fed up with everything right now. I am so sick of someone saying they care about you and all that bullshit but yet just sit there and spit bullshit lies all damn day long. I still to this day cant figure out why people cant just fucking be honest. How hard is it? Do they not understand that when you get caught in that lie you WILL LOSE THAT PERSON? Do they not understand how shitty it makes them look in the long run? I guess they just dont care. And it truely shows how they really feel for that person they are lieing to. They must see the people they lie to as idots, pawns in their bullshit games.. Well i have been played and lied to enough by people i care about and am gonna start making major changes on who i see as my friends and people i care for.

Accidental S&m
Accidental S&M by ChaseQ © After fifteen years of marriage it amazes me when I discover new things about my wife. Julie and I were married in our early twenties in spite of the differing desires of our parents. Through the years we have had our struggles and pitfalls and also enjoyed many wonderful times together. We have grown together though and have become so close that the decisions we make independently would be the same decision we would make together. Julie and I don't fight over anything anymore. My friends always say things like 'Oh no, Rob can do anything he wants, his wife never nags him.' That's not entirely true. My wife trusts me and I take her feelings into consideration when I make decisions. Arguments tend to disappear that way. It goes both ways. The friends on her side usually say things like 'Julie can't go, her husband won't let her.' In spite of her trying to explain that it is not true, they don't see why she wouldn't want to go to a singles bar and wh

Hunting Trip!
Father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field." A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet." The boy, bless his heart, answered; "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' "Well, I guess I just panicked ".

Abuse Me
Abuse Me by Lisa_1978 © WARNING!!!!!!! DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED. THIS STORY CONTAINS BRUTAL BEHAVIOR AND IN NO WAY IS CONSENTING TO THIS BEHAVIOR. THE AUTHOR DOES NOT APPROVE OF ACTING OUT THIS FANTASY. GIRLS DO NOT WANT THIS TO REALLY HAPPEN TO THEM. THIS STORY IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. DO NOT BEAT GIRLS AFTER READING THIS STORY. THANK YOU AND ENJOY. The warm yellow liquid dripped off her pretty face and she looked up at her master shaking the last drips of urine off his cock and onto her pouty lips. Most women wouldn’t stand for this treatment but Dena begged for it. She knew Paul would stop if she asked him to. But he loved this game as much as she did. He had pulled her by her hair and threw her into the empty tub. Her body hit the cold tile hard and her neck popped back eagerly awaiting his degradation yet never revealing her secret yearning for the humiliation. Paul called her a stupid fucking cunt as he unloaded his full bladder in her l

Abbey Habits
Abbey Habits by decimus © “Abigail.” Said Mother Superior. “You are a novitiate who has spent almost a month within our community. You were sent here so that we might assess your potential to become a member of our ancient and secret order. Yet you were seen last Friday frequenting a Public House and have confessed as much.” She paused. “I find your stated desire to remain within our walls and to complete your training difficult to believe.” Abigail pressed herself further into the hard parquet flooring. She was laying face down on the floor, arms outstretched. Her white robes bunched around her body. She wanted to say something to excuse her guilt but knew that now was not the time. Mother Superior turned to the other person lying next to Abigail. To the ungodly the only difference between the two prostrate figures would seem to be the color of their robes. “Sister Mary.” She continued, “As one of our younger members it was your responsibility to act as moral guardi

To All The Fishermen
A friend sent me these pictures of what was caught a mile and a half offshore. I bet you've never caught one of these while fishing!! Don't worry.. they let her go when they got to shore and not try to hang her over the mantal or have the wife clean and cook it for dinner LOL!!! This is a true story.

Abandonment Issues
Abandonment Issues by naive_rose_corsette © She was 18 and (her first) he was 29 almost 30. She was seeking out attention from anything and everything. She was consumed in the idea of being possessed, owned. She was consumed in the idea that she could be brutally punished and yet her panties were soiled with puddles of juice from her overlonging pussy. For years she had dreamed of the day when she would be his property. The one master for her, the right master who would punish her, but understand her limits. She thought she had found it in him. So young the girl, who'd met this master on the computer. He spoke of the dirty things he'd do to her. Flirting, and laughing at their equal interests. Her dark secret soon arose. He was responsive and agreed in his love for all things as dark. He agreed to possess her. They wanted to meet, but she was never home alone, as she lived with her parents. They spoke for weeks over the telephone as he commanded her to thrust her fingers inside

Interesting How...
Ya know I find it very interesting that men bitch they dont understand women but when they find one who is very open , honest & prolly too blunt for their own good they still arent happy. WHAT THE FUCK MEN make up your silly ass minds! Either you wanna know what we think or you dont .. cant have it both ways. fair warning to anyone insane enough to want to be my friend let alone involved with me.. get the fuck over my bluntness its not about to change no matter how special you think you are. And for the love of all thats sacred realize this is online.. online = not the real world dumbass... DUH! can you tell i'm slightly irritable today?? LOL *smooches* to all my friends who love me for who I am...