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Fu Marriage
The Question always comes up of "How does someone get married on Fubar?" There are two ways of getting fu-married: 1. Buying a Fubar Certificate * Buying the fu-certificate will entail you with being on each others profile and tooltips, special fu-marriage bling, 10% of each others points and a discount on giftshop items. Info on choosing this option is located here. 2. Contacting a Fu-Judge / Fu-Pastor * This option has been around since LostCherry (Don't know what LostCherry is find a member below the 300,000 mark and they'll fill you in. It has been used as a method of a member based wedding ceremony. Info about this option can be found here. 1. Steps to getting fu-married: * Step 1: Find a wifey/husband * Step 2: Buy the Fu-Certificate or Contact a Fubar Pastor * Step 3: Get fu-married and have lots of fu-babies need a fu pastor? hit me up! Mr. Sunshine

Id Card
The day I immigrated to the United States, I was given an alien ID card that featured a cute photo of me at age 15. Years later, when I went to the courthouse to become a citizen, a clerk confiscated my card. "What will you do with it?" my wife asked. "We burn it" was the answer. "Could you please cut the photo off and let us keep it?" asked my wife. "Certainly not," said the clerk. "This card is official U.S. government property. As such it cannot be mutilated before it's destroyed."

Morning 'would'? - Part Ii
This brings us to Wednesday. After having the same encounter 2 mornings in a row, I found that I couldn't stop thinking about it or what I wanted to do about it. I mean, there really isn't anything I could do about it except push myself to make a move in one direction or the other. If I was wrong about everything, I didn't want to seem pushy or freaky, but there was only one way to find out. And if I had just imagined what was going on, I would just have to start smoking in the garage from now on to save myself some MAJOR embarrassment. So I positioned myself as usual; waiting for her arrival. Just as before, seeming it hadn't happened, she slowly strolled over to make the drop. At this point, everything was the same, so I changed the order of things. First, I made sure that my normally declining and rubbery morning hard on was more firm that the other mornings. Not that difficult for me. And instead of waiting for her to get inside, I stood up and turned toward her before she started

Change Your Thinking...
Change Your Thinking It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking. Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

Erotic Story
Hotel by NikkiDawn© They met online and began to chat. It didn't take long for the conversation to turn to sex … a sharing of their pleasures and their fantasies. He told her he would be in town on business – could they meet? She paused a moment – she had never done anything like this before – then agreed. Nikki pulled into the parking lot, driving around until she found a spot. Hmmmm … this was going to be a long walk in 4 inch heels – good thing she didn't plan on being in them long. She entered the hotel lobby and headed straight for the elevators. She could feel a slight breeze work it's way up her skirt to where the skin was bare between the stockings and her panties. Nikki could feel her cheeks flush – it felt like everyone was watching her, like they knew what she was here for. With a slight smile on her face she stepped into the elevator and pressed 6. She stepped off the elevator and passed a gentleman in the hall. He nodded to h

"the Real Thing" Lyrics And Song Track
Right now....where I am on things this song exemplifies my feelings as of right now on things as I reflect back on the life I've come to know,a lot of the words in this song describes my outlook and how I feel about the journey I've had and just what it is I'm facing,ESPECIALLY the last 5 lines of the song,only a few of you may know what I'm talking about but thats where I'm at right now. The Real Thing I know the feelingIt is the real thingThe essence of the truthThe perfect momentThat golden momentI know you feel it tooI know the feelingIt is the real thingYou cant refuse the embrace...Its like the pattern below the skinYou gotta reach out and pull it all inAnd you feel like youre too closeSo you swallow another doseThe pinnacle of happinessFilling up your soulYou dont think you can take any moreYou never wanna let goTo touch the roots of experienceThe most basic ingredientsTo see the unseen glitter of lifeAnd feel the dirt, grief, anger and strifeChe

Morning 'would'? - Part I
My house wasn't finished being built until December, and it didn't take me all of 4 hours after settlement to move in. Maybe that's why she didn't see me right away; or even realize that someone was now living behind her. For the purposes of this post, I'll call her 'K'. She is a late thirty something nurse who has lived behind me for the past 2 years now. Divorced, with a 7 or 8 year old daughter that she sees every other weekend, K is a very quiet and considerate neighbor. She's about 5 ft. 5 in. tall, dark brown hair, hazel eyes and is in pretty good shape. Every morning around 5:30 A.M., I roll out of bed, feed my dog, grab a smoke, and sit out on the patio with cup of coffee to start the day. Sometimes with a t-shirt on, but most of the time, weather permitting, wearing just my very form-fitting boxer briefs. You know the kind. 100% cotton and they hug everything, including my receding morning wood, that at this point, is only a semi hard, half rubbery mass that's still trying to

Legalize
The hemp plant, like cotton, produces cellulose fibers that are much more pure than fibers derived from wood...Many of the early documents printed on hemp paper hundreds, or even one thousand years ago, are still in existence. Hemp as a fuel: Hemp is more sustainable and burns cleaner than any other fuel. More importantly, though, EcoMall says: The same high cellulose level that makes hemp ideal for paper also makes it perfect for ethanol fuel production. Ethanol is the cleanest-burning liquid bio-alternative to gasoline. In one test, an unleaded gasoline automobile engine produced a thick, black carbon residue in its exhaust, while the tailpipe of a modified ethanol engine tested for the same 3,500 miles remained pristine and residue-free. Also, when hemp as a biodiesel combusts it releases water vapor and CO2 which is absorbed by plants. Hemp to renew soil: For one, hemp grows in abundance. But more importantly, when plants grow they deplete the soil of some natural vital nutrien

Gtalk...work
Changed the names to protect identities 3:02 PM guyiworkwith: I haven't been paying attention to google talk! you sensitive little girl, maybe later we should go out and find a dress on sale, maybe that'll make you feel better 3:04 PM me: talking smack from behind the anonymous computer screen only works if the person doesnt know where you are... least you not forget i have no problems pummeling you guyiworkwith: you're a girl 3:05 PM me: your a dead man ....look behind you guyiworkwith: and you have boobs me: magnificant boobs guyiworkwith: booby mosley me: boobs that you can never have the glory of nuzzling SPELL MY NAME RIGHT DICK 3:06 PM 12 years.. holy christ on a stick... with nails\ guyiworkwith

Kids
ok i thought this was strictly a problem for women when it came to them finding guys. i think i have found the only city in the world where if youre a guy and you have kids that live with you the women treat you like you have the god damn hiv. what a great time we live in where ppl (guys and girls alike) treat ppl like they are losers cause they chose to have a fulfilled life by having children. i think that it is high time that these shallow fucks be put in thier place whos with me??

Geek!
Alright, I'm all geeked out today. The boyfriend and I are headed down to Mankato...a city about 2 hours away from Mpls...to go see the Vikings at training camp! Yay for football! I can get my fix! And preseason start is just around the corner! Damn I love this time of year! Only part that sucks is its going to be 90 degrees tomorrow...not exactly jersey weather...and I really wanted to wear my new Berrian jersey!

My Heart
How do you let go of a love you know is so right and say Ok? How do you say I will be ok? Sometimes when you both love each other it doesnt matter. There are so many obstacles they can not be overcome. My friends told me last night something that makes complete sense to me. From Budah. When you have one foot in the past you can not step into the future. This was the most true thing I have ever heard. I am willing to walk into my future. To let my past go and live. To be the best person I can be. To be kind, loving and true. I am ready for the future. Unless you are ready there is nothing another can do for you. You need to in your heart say OK. If that means losing a love? I do not have a choice but to walk into my future and pray that it will be OK.

Two Old Guys...
Two old guys were chatting..... One said to the other: "My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV". Other guy responded: "Wow, that's amazing!! Imagine, an SUV!! What a great gift!" First guy: "Yup ... Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"

Zomg!!!!!
From this week's A Prairie Home Companion newsletter. "Post to the Host GK Answers your questions Post to the Host: Are you going to make another movie? I really enjoyed the Altman movie and miss that type of wonderful dialogue. Thank you, Jess -- I'm working on a screenplay now, a fragile love story set in Lake Wobegon, and want to finish it before Labor Day. And then we shall see." I'm sure nobody else on this entire website gives a shit, but I am wayyyy excited by the prospect of a Wobegon movie.

How To Get Back At An Annoying Passenger
What to do in a flight or subway when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you .... 1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase; 2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully: 3. Turn it on, as well as the sound; 4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking; 5. Access the Internet; 6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven: 7. Take a deep breath and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html 8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.

Diseased African Monkeys Used To Make Swine Flu Vaccines; Private Military Contractor Holds Key Patents
To most people, vaccines sound medically harmless. “They’re good for you!” say the doctors and drug companies, but they never really talk about what’s in those vaccines. There’s a good reason for that: If people knew what was really in those vaccines, they would never allow themselves to be injected with them. Aside from the dangerous ingredients many people already know about (like squalene or thimerosal), one of the key ingredients used in flu vaccines (including the vaccines being prepared for the swine flu pandemic) is the diseased flesh of African Green Monkeys. This is revealed in U.S. patent No. 5911998 – Method of producing a virus vaccine from an African green monkey kidney cell line. (http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/5…) As this patent readily explains, ingredients used in the vaccine are derived from the kidneys of African Green Monkeys who are first infected with the virus, then allowed to fester the disease, and then are killed

Ap Propaganda - 3 Flu Shots Needed This Fall
Get ready to roll up your sleeve three times for flu shots this fall. That's right, three times. This year's flu season is shaping up to be a very different one. Most people will need one shot for the regular seasonal flu and probably two others to protect against the new swine flu.Experts suggest you get that first shot as early as this month — if you can find it."We'd like to get to Job 1 and get most of it done," said Dr. William Schaffner, a Vanderbilt University flu expert, referring to seasonal flu vaccinations."Get it done before we start to tackle Job 2," the more complex task of swine flu vaccinations, he added.The five vaccine manufacturers that supply the United States are finishing up production of seasonal flu vaccine earlier than usual. Health officials say they expect about half of the more than 120 million doses of seasonal vaccine to be available by the end of this month. Most of the rest are due out by the end of September. Some manufacturers report that distrib

Numbers Of Things.
1. I hate when I'm ignored. There is a huge difference between not seeing something and completely being avoided. I'm being flat out avoided. 2. It's cold this morning. 3. I really wanted to go to NC this weekend, but my plans fell through. It sucks, but oh well. I'll get over it. 4. Van is such a flake, lol. He told me he'd "never" do something, and he's went and done it. No, it's not a bad thing, just something funny to me. 5. WhatsHisName [andy] made me some coffee. It's nice and hot. Now we are talking about cartoons. 6. Things in my life are actually looking really good. It's amazing what a move will do to a person. 7. I love my friends. 8. I have a friend that sent my bird a bling. Go figure, lol. My bird loved it though.

Alone
Iam walking roundalone no one two talkI feel so alone like piecesscattered around just cantpick my self uplife getting down feeling depressedand alone what did I do so wrongI ask myself is it me did I do something wrongis it me how I look people willnot give me a chanceI keep thinking how can I changemy lifewhere I go which direction I takein my life is question mark

John Hughes
John Hughes, 59, the Hollywood director, producer and screenwriter who inspired an entire genre of teenage angst films and comedies about young outcasts, including "The Breakfast Club" and "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," and who wrote the popular "Home Alone" series about a resourceful boy with very careless parents, died Aug. 6 in New York after a heart attack on a morning walk. Apart from some Depression-era fare, movies for and about young people tended to depict them as cheerful, all-American entertainers (Mickey Rooney and Judy Garland in the 1940s) or moody, troubled and mumbling (James Dean in the 1950s). Mr. Hughes struck an entirely new direction when he arrived in Hollywood in the early 1980s after a career that included stints as an advertising writer and a joke writer for National Lampoon. He created films that were distinguished by the very ordinariness in which he captured teenage life: the mini-dramas over class distinctions, peer pressure, serious (and often unrequited) c

Save Your Love Singer Renato Dies
"The male half of singing duo Renée and Renato, who had a UK Christmas number one single in 1982 with Save Your Love, has died at the age of 69. Former Italian waiter Renato Pagliari, of Sutton Coldfield, West Midlands, died in hospital last week after surgery for a brain tumour. The crooner also sang on the Just One Cornetto TV advert for Walls." Source : BBC Online

A Part Of Me Missing
Missing the routine ofwork getting up get readyin morning doing the routinefeels like a empty space orsome part of me missingwhen Iam not workinggets me depressed sometimesI feel alone other timeslike searching for somethingthat not their with outthat my life it feels like emptyspace or a lost soultrying to find the job whatnot there or it is thereIam to blind to see itthere must be some hopefor me life not this bador have I reached the pointof no return

Sometimes
sometimes.. losing someone that you love hurts so bad that you just want to be numb... all i want is to be numb... my best friend hates me because of a lie... it hurts so bad... i just want the pain to stop... i have to see her at work tonight... but i am going to be on vicoden.. so i probably won't remember much... hopefully anyway

Life Routine
life is routinedo the same thingeveryday withoutbreaking a routineuntil something happensthen the routine breaksthen out the blue youredoing something unexpectedwhat you least expected to domaybe good maybe bad in theend it is up to us change our lives

The Outcast
being phased outbeing deceived not giving chancenot being treated fairlywho you are does not matter they dont carethey bully and humiliatethey have no rules they make them upas they go alongthey will drop at any level to mislead us they play so called care actthey sit on there ass all daypretend to be busywhen the shit hit the fanthey will drop you in the shitthen you see there true coloursthey tell you black is white is blacksome people are blind to see what the hell is going on

The Other Half Of The Fake
They get a way,anthing,people thingthey are great,fake smile fake laugh,they take a little bit from,here take some from ,somewhere else,if it does not add up,right they point,finger at some else,some people have seen,the fakes what they,are really like,the other half think their,perfect like butter,would not melt,Take them out for,a meal wrap them,in cotton wool,sit down have a brew,get a bit shopping,let other"s do,the work,If people could see whatI see,They would be in theshit if the word spread,what they done lie cheat and,steal of people,does that not take away,their trust,

Money,money,money
Money Money Money,without money,we arenothing,Money paysbills,get you clothesget you food,a roof over your head,a car,a flat or housewhat ever you want,youcan buy it,when it run"Sthen we are stuck,thenyou ask yourself,damm it"S gonewere did it all go.

Gone For The Weekend
I have a chance to go see a friend of mine stuck in Iowa. I am leaving this morning and I won't be home until late Tuesday evening. I'll miss being on line with all of you, but I will try and pop in from time to time to catch up with y'all! If you have my Yahoo or cell, I will have it with me, and Yahooing from it the whole time! :) Love y'all Rock on!Shawn

Stop Sweating
Sweating is natural phenomenon. But excessive sweating isn’t natural as well as good for health. It causes lot of inconvenience to the persons suffering from it. The most worrying factor is odor combined with the sweating. The bad odor is produced because of the presence of bacteria in our body.Employing antiperspirants is one of the methods to stop sweating. These antiperspirants consist of aluminum salts which stops the sweat produced in the ducts. The only setback of using the antiperspirants to stop sweating is the skin irritation caused by it. It may even result in a skin disease called Dermatitis.

Will You Come Vote For Will?? Hehe
http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=2345527&albumid=1800692&i=3513197815&idx=2 thats a link to my fu-fiances contest if you have a moment can you go vote plz? thank you in advance. i know men dont like to vote on men-- but if ya could just go drop and 10 or an 11 you dont have to comment or you can say i sent ya in the comment spot-- you would be doing it for ME!! hehe-- HUGZ and thank you again!! MC

That Me.............hope U Like It
looking in your eyes I can see myself the person I have become by being with you,I can feel the cold and bitterness that releases from inside youthe hatered that fills your heart....I know now that the person I once was is no longer thereyou've filled my heart with fear and disappointment,but I now know it was all my fault for the way I am todayI let you tare me down till there was nothing left to give,you used me and beat me... and looking at all of that now I know your not worth itIm moving on to something better leaving you behind cause I can no longer going to look into yours eyes and live that lie

10 Things Most All Men Want
It seems to me that there is an abundance of misconceptions as to what it is that men really want from their women. Now I certainly cannot represent all men but some of the basics are usually the same as my own so I thought I would share my top ten list of things that I want from my girl. 10. Criticize me Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want you to tell me a list of all my faults or constantly feed me reasons I suck…but when I wear a shirt that doesn’t suit me, if my jeans are too tattered to wear any longer, if my deodorant isn’t holding up it’s part of the bargain, please let me know in a loving way so that I can be more attractive to you. If I’m not doing something right or if my thoughts are bigoted or stupid, talk with me about it so that I can grow from you. We men are just learning our way and we could use your loving help. 9. Talk about me Women so often get with their friends and talk negatively about their man. Why would you do

Living My Life As A Lie
I wrote this let me know what you guys think ....... looking in your eyes I can see myself the person I have become by being with you,I can feel the cold and bitterness that releases from inside youthe hatered that fills your heart....I know now that the person I once was is no longer thereyou've filled my heart with fear and disappointment,but I now know it was all my fault for the way I am todayI let you tare me down till there was nothing left to give,you used me and beat me... and looking at all of that now I know your not worth itIm moving on to something better leaving you behind cause I can no longer going to look into yours eyes and live that lie

Top 10 Tips To Find More Balance In Your Busy Day
1. Steal Five Minutes – wherever you are! The next time you have five free minutes, grab it and do nothing. Get to a meeting early and sit quietly; try to forget that extra load of laundry; take a short walk; breathe deeply; pause. Being still allows you to reconnect with your instincts 2. Delegate… and Appreciate Let your kids make their own beds, and be OK with how they do it! If your husband makes dinner, don’t complain about the burnt hot dogs, but show gratitude. Give yourself a break by letting others help you 3. Your Health Matters Like clockwork, you take your kids for their annual checkups, to the dentist and to specialists, but over 50% of moms we talked to said they miss mammograms, doctor’s appointments and dental checkups for themselves! Make a master list on the computer of all your checkups, specialists’ names and numbers and dates for visits and then no slacking off allowed… Your mental and physical health is a priority 4. Sex is I

Life
i wouldve loved to been able to play pro sports but my body is shot, i wouldve loved to be an actor but my memory is shot, i would love to be an inventor but i lack the follow through and the motivation to continue, i use to have enough confidence in myself i couldve been a trillionaire off of ebay but it was destroyed by a woman i fell in love with i had a social life but it ended when i slowed down my drinking in 2005 i would like to get myself back in shape but i dont have the drive and i run out of energy quickly i would like to be married and have a family i know i would get my exercise that way either i would be running around after the kids or running away from the wife because i said something stupid besides im no paul walker or tom cruise im 33 with high blood pressure with a body that feels like a 50 year old doc says if i dont get myself in check and healthier i might be dead in 2 to 3 years tops i know im stubborn but im stubborn in the wrong ways i know alot about p

John Hughes Is Dead!
"The US film director and writer, John Hughes, who created some of the most famous comedies of the 1980s and 1990s, has died at the age of 59. The director died after a heart attack in New York, his spokeswoman said. Hughes was the director of such successful films as Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, and Planes, Trains and Automobiles." Source : BBC Online

Fringe Stuff And Things Like That
Monday I was at STV doing The Hour show which was live! Apparently I did very well and managed to catch up with the Chippendales who are performing at Gilded Balloon! I loved the live TV interview, good pre press for my fringe show. On Tuesday we moved through to Edinburgh, Ashley managed to bag the big double room with balcony and en suite bathroom, I don't understand how she gets the best room and I am the performer! Anyway we managed to put together an amazing flyer team, they are just a great bunch of enthusiastic bunch and they are working their asses off. If you see one of my flyerers please tell them I love them! Ashley decided to buy a tartan Hurley trolley; you know the kind, the wee tartan shopping trolley! She puts all the flyers in it and heads off to replenish their stock. My first night went great, I didn't really have a show, I just put together a bunch of stories and hope for the best. It went good...people liked it! It was also cool catching up with comics tha

My Secret Wish
my wish is to meet someone, who would like to be with me and surprise me or spoil me just because he wants to rather than because he feels that he has to. And make me fall in love with him, and him fall in love with me. Make love to me because he wants to and be slow and passionate, treat me like I was a princess in his world and love me for who I am. Someone who surprises me with flowers at work, or just because, has a nice house. And is spontaneous, and some what educated. Someone who will love me for me and not love me for being his play toy, someone who will tell me he loves me because he wants to say it not because he has to say it. Someone who is comfortable and not have to struggle with the bills, someone who takes me on trips just because he wants to or wants to surprise me. Someone who will say "I Love You" and actually mean it with his heart, someone who is not afraid to spend a little bit of money, and worry about struggling with the bills. Someone who appreciates me for me

Comin Out Over Top
Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate. I'm a romantic -- a sentimental person thinks things will last -- a romantic person hopes against hope that they won t. Love stories are only fit for the solace of people in the insanity of puberty. No healthy adult human being can really care whether so-and-so does or does not succeed in satisfying his physiological uneasiness by the aid of some particular person or not Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks yo

I Will Not Change My Belive But Merly Add One
i've realized that buddhism is not a religion, buddhists do not worship gods or people they do not follow gods or people they are not controlled by gods or other people they worship themselves there is no requirement there is no laws to follow just having the intention is enough Buddhism is more of a self development and respect for everything see everything equally and see good in everything and everyone.i will practice buddhism and see if this effa=ect's my live in a positive way.

Aftermath
well life brings us through all kinds of trials,we all lived a past and some times we dont make good decisions,although some people come to a reality and change there old ways to rebuild themselves to a better person....... And others stay dorment..........Life!

That Me Agin ..stealing U R Time ,,,
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find. Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.”

I Am Gonna Steal U R Little Precious Time..
Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate. I'm a romantic -- a sentimental person thinks things will last -- a romantic person hopes against hope that they won t. Love stories are only fit for the solace of people in the insanity of puberty. No healthy adult human being can really care whether so-and-so does or does not succeed in satisfying his physiological uneasiness by the aid of some particular person or not Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just a

Work Tonight!!!!! ( Growls )
I go back to work tonight after being off since APril.First thing she hits me with is the smoking place has changed. They suppose to of fined her for smoking out front .. Not too forsure on that one.oh and get this....She said the state told her you get 1 ... Now 1 .. 10 minute break every eight hourswho the fuk does she think she is, and who the fuk does the think she's kidding? Second of all I am suppose to clock out before going outside to smoke, and then clock back in and it will be held out of my pay?? ( I THINK NOT ) Third of all... I'm not going to get paid but on Mondays.two days after I'm threw for the week( I THINK NOT ) I was asked to come back for the bowlers.. at $7.25 an hour and to put up with the bull shit that I have to put up with I think I'm better offStaying right where I was at home.I"m going in later this evening to speak with her about all of these issues. Like me or not I'm head strong .and I hate being lied too in ever aspect of being lied too.I smoke big

Random Repeatable Acts
here i go again writing you off. i just want you to go away leave it alone, drop me off of this trip your on. what sence is it to want to be tied down to a moving car? i cant think i cant care, i cant give a damn anymore. two years of wanting, living up to your needs i forgot my own. and you want me back? give me hell for the life you put me in. give me hell for the pain you force me to try and avoid. all i can do is walk away, and you wonder why. your such a great person to yourself i wonder why the wold hates you so much.your such an infalable creature i wonder why god doesnt make you a saint. preach to your flock of all your innocent ways whyile you fuck them all. they will tell you the same as me in two years; "make up your mind, keep one path. and above all, leave us alone"you say im perfect and that i dont see it. i say your flawed and you dont see it. you say its chemistry i say its its just as good as the sex i give you. your alowed all the imprefect days your perfect self can

My Life Update
So this is my life up to date, So lately my life has been so scattered and stressful, for the last 3 months, My health is been not so good my cancer is starting to spread up towards my heart so I have been going though chemo and radiation but thank god I got 3 months without it and I have not been losing my hair this time around, also they found 4 wholes in my heart that they are going to fix next month, along with I got the cast off my legs and the brace off my back since my accident and to fill you all in if you did not know 7 months ago I got in a fatal car crash a drunk driver hit me head on going 75 in a 45 my car rolled 4 times after the first time my car rolled I blacked and was in a coma for 3 weeks I also shattered both of my legs and cracked a bone in my back I went through 3 surgeries to fix my legs and I spent 2 months in the hospital I also had to go through rehab to learn how to walk ago and trust me its been a bitch I'm getting really good at walking but I cant st

Relentless Family
Alright so I made it to ohio ok. Went through New Jersey to get Chase, which by the way is a badass awesome dude, a long ride thru pennsylvania, loved the lights of pittsburgh, and then even West virginia.. lol go figure, and finally ohio. Becca is cool as shit, and im glad to call these people my familia. Cant wait for all the others to get here, hurry up shane!!! I want my hug!!! This will most definantly top the other party :-) Will have more updates later

General
I was wondering how come some pretty wmen i meet are gay not that theres any thing wrong with it,it just floors me because you would think uglywomen would apt to be gay or am stairo typing it pleae tell me if my misconception is wrong or am i being judgemental about the whole profiling issue at hand.

Poll Shows Generational Divide Over Health Care
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/08/05/hea... Americans appear split over President Barack Obama's health care proposals, according to a new national poll. Fifty percent of those questioned in a CNN/Opinion Research Corp. survey released Wednesday morning say they support the president's plans, with 45 percent opposed. "Obama's plan is most popular among younger Americans and least popular among senior citizens," CNN Polling Director Keating Holland said. "A majority of Americans over the age of 50 oppose Obama's plan; a majority of those under 50 support it." That's funny though, old people need it the most!

Twisted Path
left right left right straight ahead dead ends every way i turn faster i run and faster they hit me left right left right straight ahead screaming and frightened i can hear the fog is rolling in now left right left right straight ahead keep running just keep runnign where did i go who is screaming left right left right straight ahead times run out theres no one here empty and hollow all is black left right left right straight ahead twisted and ripped i see it there reaching and stretching yet not quite there left right left right straight ahead finally i understand this is nothing more than an unfufilled life

Studies Show Marijuana Is Not A Gateway Drug...
http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/study-say-m... I am sure we all have heard it. From our parents, our teachers, those friends who overly stressed that they cared: MARIJUANA IS A GATEWAY DRUG!! "One day its a harmless little joint on the couch; the next day your suckin dick in an alley for a nickel bag of crack.." is what they used to tell my friends & I. But nowadays studies are showing different. A recent study at the University of Pittsburgh tracked 214 boys beginning at age 10-12 (all of whom eventually used some sort of illegal or legal intoxicant), until they were roughly the age of 22; where they were categorized into three groups: (1)those who used only alcohol or tobacco,(2) those who started with alcohol and tobacco and then used marijuana (gateway sequence) and (3) those who used marijuana prior to alcohol or tobacco (reverse sequence). A quarter of the studied population exhibited the reverse pattern of using marijuana prior to alcohol or tobacco, and those

Sporatic Ashes
I dream a dream every night I cry a tear every minute Nothing makes sense Nothing is going to be alright spiraling down into the deep unknown splash quick like water struggling and gasping for air is this my time is this the end no this is not water the sand covers all of me hidden from site no one can see me die tonight twenty five years later the wind blows but im nothing but ashes

Swine Flu Vaccine Will Contain Mercury
The Washington Post confirmed today that the swine flu vaccine, which is set to be rolled out nationwide this fall in what some fear could ultimately become a mandatory vaccination program, will contain mercury, a toxin linked with autism and neurological disorders.

Manufacturers Tell Fda Panel That Vaccine Could Be Ready For 50 Million People By Mid-october
By Todd ZwillichWebMD Health News Reviewed by Louise Chang, MD July 23, 2009 -- Vaccine makers told an FDA panel of experts that they're moving ahead with rushed plans to produce a swine flu vaccine and could have doses ready to distribute to the public by mid-October. Federal officials are planning a massive fall vaccination campaign against H1N1, the virus that causes swine flu and has caused thousands of hospitalizations and more than 170 deaths since the spring. The government has devoted billions of dollars to private companies as part of an emergency vaccine production program. Companies and government officials are rushing to test and produce a swine flu vaccine in time for an expected resurgence of the H1N1 virus in the fall. The effort is potentially complicated by the fact that manufacturers must also continue making a separate vaccine against the seasonal flu, which kills an estimated 36,000 people per year in the U.S. "Time is really not on our side," F

Stimulus Going Too Far!!!!!
I watch the latest plan to stimulate the economy by printing more money and handing it over to whomever, for whatever, with the ease of collecting two hundred dollars for passing GO in Monopoly. I try not to worry. I always take pleasure in the smallest of things. Sometimes the most amusing things are the honest mistakes; the toddler with the amazing golf swing - right to the scrotum of his sire, the sign that blazed in the night sky outside the local Arby's that was missing enough letters to perfectly spell out ARBY'S R A T BEEF, and most recently my husband. You know things are kinda hinky in the world of money, government, and morals when you are driving down the street with your love, your hands wet on the wheel from sloshing coffee around, and suddenly your husband jerks forward, turns up the radio, then looks at you with a conservative kind of unbelieving, yet sadly accepting, sneer of what he thought he just

Be Youself
If you want to be miserable, then get yourself around other people who are miserable. If you wish to be joyful, successful and fulfilled, put yourself around those who live with positive purpose. The more energy you put into complaining about how bad things are, the more things you'll have to complain about. The more intensely you visualize how good things can be, the better they will become. You are naturally drawn to whatever you focus upon. You will see precisely the opportunities and possibilities that you prepare yourself to see. Each day is filled with so many choices and directions that you cannot possibly connect to them all. The ones you do connect with are the ones that most closely resonate with your view of life. Fortunately, you can choose to view life in whatever way you wish. Those who find the best in life are those who continually remind themselves that all the good and valuable things are most certainly there. See your life as a grand opportunity for love and joy, ach

Tree Of Life And Knowledge
There were two special trees planted by God in the Garden of Eden, Tree of Knowledge and Tree of Life, Gen.2:9 Since "the tree of the knowledge of good and evil" symbolized all moral knowledge, knowledge that only God could have, its fruits was forbidden to Adam and Eve, Gen. 2:17. But the tempter suggested to them that, by adding to their knowledge, the trees fruit would make them like God, Gen. 3:5. So they chose to disobey God. This act of rebellion marked the entrance of sin into the world. The result was quite different than Adam and Eve expected. Instead of gaining superior knowledge that made them equal with God, they gained awareness or knowledge of their guilt, shame, and condemnation.

Big Day
Alright, I am going to start a blog. I don't expect anyone to really read it, but my life is in full upheaval right now. And I am getting the distinct impression that my friends are getting tired of hearing about it. Not that I blame them- I'm getting tired of thinking about it. So I will write my thought down here. Get it out. Then see what happens. The biggest thing I'm concerned with right now is my marriage. J and I have been together over 10 yrs, married for 5, with 2 awesome little girls. But I have recently discovered that although our marriage is filled with love, it may not be the marriage-sustaining kind of love. And that sucks. I never thought I'd ever question my marriage. Always thought that J and I were special- one of those couples that ppl look at and just know how happy we are. But I'm not happy. i haven't been happy for a very very long time. It's funny- the things we tell ourselves to keep the peace. So now I am terrified. Terrified that I am going to discover what

God's Will
Holy scriptures have it that two women appeared before Prophet Solomon claiming that both of them were the mother of a baby. The prophet was faced with a dilemma. How would he be able to decide who the real mother was? However, he was famous far and wide for his wisdom so he ordered that the child be cut in half and that a half be given to the women who claimed to be the mother. The older lady said, “yes, it’s ok. Divide the child in half and give me my share.” But the younger of the two cried, “No, please don’t harm the baby. I give up all claims to the child. Please give the infant to the other lady.” In an instant, the prophet knew who the real mother was. Of course, he did not cut the child in half. He told the younger of the two to take her baby home. He knew that because she was the real mother, she would rather give up her child than see it harmed. He admonished the older one because she laid false claims to a child not her own. I am p

Blah!!! Ugh!!!
My mind so full of question, the world so unable to answer. Life lessons. Love lessons. Why can't they come with a manual? Would make life so much easier. I mean really, to have the answers for every possible situation you come across would make for a much easier place. But yet again this will not happen. We will not have a manual for life and love. We must learn all lessons on our own. Suffer thorugh every broken heart. Every confused mind. Every lost soul. Shattered dreams and broken promises. Empty words and Lost lies. For most can get thorugh them with no issues. For a rare few other methods of dealing coping come into play. Some write, others slice the flesh of themselves. Just to see the blood flow freely, only to sit there and wish they could be so free. To have a free mind, heart and soul. One that is not burdened with the hurt the pain. To be just free, as the blood one sheds would be like heaven for them.

Hurting Badly
I am seriously hurting bad... my daughter has lived with my sister for awhile, and my sister called trying to figure stuff out about the house she was hanging at. Well today I ran into an old friend of my daughters, and asked him who this Autmn girl is where my daughter has been hanging out. Well he told me it was a dope house, I honestly believe my daughter is not using, but she should not be hanging out there. I told my sister what I was told, my daughter text me 1st saying not to talk to her for awhile, then it followed with I lost all her trust, and then she sent me another one saying and her respect. This is killing me. It is the only thing that keeps running through my mind, because she is really the only one I consider family besides my son. I don't want her hanging out in bad neighborhoods and such, it's hurting me but I want my daughter alive, not ending up dead with all the gang bangers that hang out in that area....it is one of the roughest areas of town. My heart is breakin

Purchasing Custom Dresses Online
Buying bridesmaid dresses is one of the most important parts of planning a wedding ceremony that can be either interesting or very tired. In fact you have many other choices that can make you enjoy the whole preparing procedure, for example, customize one online. Custom bridesmaid dresses are well welcomed by the girls worldwide for they can get a more fitted and desired bridesmaid dress. What’s more, it helps you save much valuable time and energy before the wedding so that you are able to have a radiant look on the important day. You simply need to click your mouse and numerous beautiful dresses will be shown to you. If the lack of knowledge on fashion gives you a headache, just bear in mind that choose a style you want! Don’t take fashion into consideration too much because no matter what the trends are in this year, this is ultimately your wedding. You can get the most stylish and cheapest dress easily. What’s more important, it is made for you ONLY. The dress i

Seduction Story
She sensed the warmth of his breath of skin, then his soft lips touched the valley, sparking a yearning desire deep within her. As she breathed deeper, she heaved her breasts into his hands fully, her tender, pink buds dimpling the warmth of his hands. As his fingertips moved away from her breasts, she sighed and lifted her arms above her head, offering her body freely and fully, without reservation to the warming touch caressing her body. She felt the warmth of his lips at the tips of her breasts, warm and moist, bringing her flesh alive at his touch. He returned his attention to her breasts, feeling her heart pounding, thundering within her veins with his lips, as he massaged her rosy buds with his tongue. Connie dreamed her clothes would float away, leaving the warmth of their bodies alone. Aaron's arousing fingertips ran over her stomach, reaching beneath her dress and br

Hmmmm...
They sit there and say there is nothing good left. That they cant find a good woman/man. Yet what most people do is overlook the one sitting in front of them. So many people out there looking for the beauty Queen or the GQ man that they loose site of the one they long for standing in front of them. You know it could be that good friend, that stranger that passed you by and said hi. Anyone, it could be. You just have to be willing to open your eyes and your mind. To see things that others refuse to see. Everyone needs to stop looking to whats outside and start looking to whats inside. For when you look inside you just might find what you have been missing.

Cereus
Have you been experienced?Something like Jimmy, only not so much.Bare breaths in the lobby,xrays b-lined to your bumps That rape whistle falling meekly from your delicate fingers.Do you love yourselfenough to be experienced by me?Property without a tag.Scentmarked branded and hauled down to your kneesbaying and mewling under protests ofmore.Please.Experienced like velvet vapor on my tongue,sapphires lit and crumbled on my fingertipsa thousand stars birthed and expunged the instant of a sighdialated eyes, nervous flittering handswandering the corpreal fantasia of being.I can experience you.High, low, ecstatic in the discard.That's when you're loved the hardest.Desperately, against a cold wall.Wrists pinned. Protests muffled to a misty release.Wet, soft and warm.The way all good things should be.

Personality By Blood Type
Blood type A: The Perfectionist Positive qualities: Reserved, Patient, Sensitive, Responsible and Punctual. Negative qualities: Obsessive, Stubborn, Conservative and Tense. Compatibility: A is most compatible with blood types A and AB. Famous people with the same blood type: George H. W. Bush, O.J. Simpson, Britney Spears, Alan Alda, Adolf Hitler, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon. Blood type B: The Individualist Positive qualities: Creative, Passionate, Strong, Animal loving, Optimistic and Flexible. Negative qualities: Wild, Unsociable, Critical, Indecisive, Unpredictable and Unforgiving. Compatibility: B is most compatible with blood types B and A

Random...
not really sure what i want to say yet, just had a long dayyy. and need to get some stuff off my chest i miss you more than you will ever know. im sick of being second guessed by you, i bust my ass and i get your shit for it. i need a new fucking job cant wait to move back to college you are my best friend at this moment in time, im glad i finally have someone around that is there for me, and i can be there for in return.. you get where im coming from. the last few days have been amazing, i just wish you could say the same.. when i see you bumming around it rips my heart out because i cant fix it.. youre going to perform this week, i saw that.. really wish you had done that with me and not him.. you are making a huge mistake and i wish i could tell you not to move. but that is your decision to make. its so hard for me these days it feels as though you never were, and i hate that with every inch of my person. i love you both. its hotttt. i so wish i had a

Addiction
Ok, So for those of the people who are on my friends list most of you know that I am a drug addicit or I should say a recovering drug addicit. I am not now nor ever will I ask for anyones pitty or sympathy for what I am or was. Nor will I ask of it for the things I did to anyone or myself over the 7 yrs I battled this demon. I am 28 now for 7yrs I allowed a drug known as Crack to run my life. To control every waking moment I had or non waking moments I had. There is no excuse for the use of drugs. I know this now I didnt know it 7yrs ago. I was using this drug to cope with daily life events, also I used this drug to fit it with people whom I cared deeply for and thought they did in return. I have done things that I was not then or now proud of doing. I have hurt the people who meant the most to me in this world. I can not change the things I have done I would if that was within my power to do. Cause the last thing I would ever want to do in the world is hurt someone who truely loved me

Looking Back
Looking back i see the things i have done the some right some wrong i look back at the things i have done and see where i went wrong i correct those things so they dont happen again but the thing i can never change is my heart my heart will always be out there will always be exposed there for the taking there to get ripped apart no matter how hard i try to keep it safe keep it covered up it always finds its way into the hands one one who could care less i can make you smile i can make you blush but thats who i am i show my feelings as they are once i have my heart back on my sleave i try my best not to let it go so easily but i guess thats just who i am but on the other hand once is all it takes you only get my heart once and never again so every time i look backand see the wrongs i have done the hurt i have caused its the payback for myheart getting broken by someone else so i live my life how i see fit love me hate me but dont pitty me for i am who i am and its my own doing so what y

Like Me Or Not
you can stck me with your knives in the side of my dawn,i really dont care.my life in the real world SUCKS and at times ,here too.no i'm not playgirl material,nor do i pretend to be..you can laugh at me,ridicule me,so as long as it makes you feel good about yourself..if peace it gives you ,so be it..me.i do for others in a genuine way and yes THE REAL WORLD folks as well. i dont cut you till you bleed nor do i intend to nor shall i ever..when i go to someone's site i come to view,not to only see or to get as many points as i can,i go there for the pleasure...so ya know what..LIKE me LOVE ME HATE ME...i'll be here long after all is said n done..

Seriously??
From my SB ..read from the bottom up.. wildchild12: hahahaha byee ->wildchild12: BLOCKED:d....THANKS FOR PLAYING ->wildchild12: lmfao...maybe it does..on someone who was born yesterday..move along to the next naive fu ho wildchild12: it does...your gonna love it oo ->wildchild12: seriously??? Does that shit EVER work??? wildchild12: geez your so freaking hot that i wanna suck ya pussy all night

The Veterinarian
The Veterinarian One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. 'Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate, he stated. 'Why yes, she replied, every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church' The pastor replied, 'That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?' The elderly woman answered: â€œ$10,000 a week.â€ The pastor was amazed, your son is very successful; what does he do for a living? 'He is a veterinarian, she answered. 'That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money, the pastor said. 'Where

Oregon Leads The Way!
Oregon: Legislation To Regulate Commercial Hemp Production Becomes Law Salem, OR: Democrat Gov. Ted Kulongoski signed legislation into law this week that seeks to license farmers to cultivate hemp as an agricultural commodity. Hemp is a distinct variety of the plant species cannabis sativa that contains only trace (less than one percent) amounts of tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the primary psychoactive compound in marijuana. As approved by the legislature, Senate Bill 676 authorizes the state Department of Agriculture to regulate the commercial production of cannabis containing levels of THC under 0.3 percent THC. Similar legislation was also signed into law in June in Maine. A handful of states – including North Dakota, Montana, and Vermont – have enacted regulations to allow for the licensing of industrial hemp production under state law. However, such production remains criminally prohibited under federal law, which defines all varieties of cannabis as illegal under th

Erotic Story
They have been talking for several years, by phone and by post. It was a rocky beginning but slowly they grew closer…finding commonalities and like interests. She had never been to the states but yearned for the wide open spaces of the American West. He had, on numerous occasions, invited her to experience the mountains and the plains. Just last year she had decided to take him up on his offer and began to plan the trip. Although it had taken several months, he now stood at the arrival gate in the airport, waiting for her international flight. He is surprised to find his hands are sweating. His heart beats harder and his breathing quickens as the aircraft docks at the gate. He waits patiently as the passengers debark…..too slowly, he thinks to himself. He sees her….he smiles and rushes to greet her. He hands her the bouquet of flowers, says”welcome to America darling!” and takes her in his arms. He is surprised at the warmth of her embrace for just

Level 36 To 37 Demon
Must rate 100 different members a rating of 1.Members must be at least level 20 and online.Requirement must be completed as of 8-06-2009. i learned a new thing about this today from Bashfullhunk! you can rate someone with autos on a 1 and it still counts so no down rating needed! Mr. Sunshine

"the Ceiling Of My Debris"
Culminating in the ceiling of my debris. She churns out the language of disgust. Well coordinated, directly at my chest. Fearful, she be not, to her consequences. The payoff is, a trifecta of somothered love. Who cares about my missing knees. I do, for it is, "The Ceiling Of My Debris. warmerthan (c) 2003

Easy Tips For Leveling
have an approved salute rate, upload pics, etc as much as possible during HH upload the maximum amount of pics for your level buzz meter being full is a good thing (sh!t faced is good on fubar) watch the scroll bar for those that have auto 11's and rate them like crazy NEVER expect gifts, rates, etc to be returned and do not get pissy when they don't. fubar is just for fun. buy a ticker with your fubucks to get some more exposure. click on the bored button these are just a few basic tips to help out those lacking point whore skills :P

Just Talkin
at times i wonder why i open my mouth, nothing i say seems to come out right. theres days where i feel smaller then the dust on an old picture frame and other days where i feel i rule the world. some days i am a complet goof bal then the next day i feel like hiding from the world. i wish i could control the way i feel. maybe one day i'll figure it out. Mr. Sunshine

The Aftermath
All I want is my happy back.It was stripped from me.Like pulling the rug out.Put it back dammit!Why would anyone do that?Why break something so good?If they will do it to me,What makes you think they won't do it to you?Starting out with low morals is no place to start.No matter how deep the chemistry.I would have never done that.I never have.You said you knew the pain.No, you don't.You couldn't.Because no human would wish that on another.Distance is a killer, so is dishonesty.I showed you the way to freedom.I now regret giving the tour.No more sunsets.No more fireworks.They just aren't fun anymore.They only burn.I am the only one.Don't forget, you were the one to let me go.Yet, letting go of you is another dilemma.I hate to see you fall.I hope my hand is strong enough.I'm weakening by the minute.

Some Tips For New People On Fubar
Hello again. I thought I would do a blog for new people that just got started. I wanted to do something like this because for the past year that I have been on this site, I have seen too many good people leave due to idiots, stupid drama, and just having rude people chase them away. So I decided to do here is to give them tips and advice for new people signing up to Fubar, so they don’t end of like the other casualties from this place. I’ll try to be as thorough and practical as possible on some of the subjects at hand: 1. Don’t get too carried away on VIP’s, Blasts, Tickers, or anything else on here that costs money. To be honest, having a VIP is not going to gain you anymore friends, or make you an better on here at Fubar if you don’t have a VIP. There are really no special privileges you gain with a VIP, except for more space for photos, and your picture may be displayed more often on top of the screen. Although getting a VIP, a Blast or a Ticke

Just Something
every day is an endless day,waiting for someone to steel my heart someone so worthy and loving like you, who is charming, sexy and smart. the day i read your poetry, we talked for a little while. I looked at your picture, over and over, and fell in love with your smile. I must have known you from somewhere before, but couldn't place exactly where.. but then it suddenly dawned on me.. it wasnt here, nor was it there. it must have been another life ,another time or another place. It doesnt matter anymore for you've filled that empty space.

Member Requirements
Requirements1. You must add Devils n Dolls Homepage.2. You must add all Devils n Dolls Founders and members to your friends list. (all founders will be in the family list on the homepage and the members will all be in the friends list on homepage)3. You will be required to repost any DEVIL N DOLLS bulletins.4. You will be required to help the person and or people we send out to you. (keep in mind we dont want you to spend all your time on fubar just helping, this is for fun and we would like everyone to have fun doing it. Key to being helped is to HELP!!)PLEASE CHECK HOMEPAGE DAILY FOR UPDATES AND INFORMATIONIf you have any questions as of now please send a private message to the DEVILS N DOLLS homepage. Until we can get blogs up.Keep checking this for a few more things might be added.

Got This In An Email...loved It
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we Survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank While they were pregnant. They took Aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can and Didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after That trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in Baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-basePaints. We had no Childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or Cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had baseball Caps not helmets on our heads. As infants & children, we would ride in c

"my Real Long Hair" - - Down With The Jealous Bitches!
New Vlog: "My Real Long Hair" - - down with the jealous bitches! Sort of self explanatory HERE. (Direct link.) Why are some people so negative and miserable? Why do they have to pick others apart? Or spread poison? (In real life, and a thousandfold on the internet.) Being miserable is so BORING and DULL and UNIMAGINATIVE. Anyone can slip into misery. It's easy. It's a crazy world, I know that. We have wars, a recession, and some very unsure times. Yes. So it takes some creativity and imagination to see things in a positive light. To spin situations and circumstances, so you can learn something and benefit in that way at least. And being happy feels SO MUCH BETTER, right? So why not? SHUT UP AND BE HAPPY!!! Who's with me? Down with the bitches!!!!!!!x Fluffy.P.S. This post is directed to those who are habitually poisonous for little or no reason. Not to people who are really going through some heavy stuff.

Archetypes ~ My Screen Name & Why.
This blog expounds on the philosophy and psychology behind my screen name. Some have asked what it is, or why I chose it, so this should be more than enough insight for those that are curious… Archetypes also relate, in some ways, to another blog I posted about Jungian personality types. It delves in to My Personality Analysis, along with the link to take the test yourself. ^^^Click Underlined Link to View... My favorite song… 46 & 2 by Tool. It speaks of transcending ‘the shadow self’ archetype and moving closer to evolving, or the ultimate growth… much akin to achieving enlightenment. When I chose the name a few years back, it wasn't because of any one particular definition, but rather an amalgamation of them all... to represent a vast symbolic meaning. I've used it on Stickam and various other sites prior to this. Here on Fubar, I have not used it before, only my name & Marqus Arealist (Paronomasia on the Roman emperor Marcus Aurelius, obviously ;) Archety

Please Pass On.
Posted on Friday, July 24, 2009 6:12:23 PM by CMS • Page 16: States that if you have insurance at the time of the bill becoming law and change, you will be required to take a similar plan. If that is not available, you will be required to take the gov’t option! • Page 22: Mandates audits of all employers that self-insure!• Page 29: Admission: your health care will be rationed! • Page 30: A government committee will decide what treatments and benefits you get (and, unlike an insurer, there will be no appeals process) • Page 42: The "Health Choices Commissioner" will decide health benefits for you. You will have no choice. None. • Page 50: All non-US citizens, illegal or not, will be provided with free healthcare services. • Page 58: Every person will be issued a National ID Healthcard. • Page 59: The federal government will have direct, real-time access to all individual bank accounts for electronic funds transfer. • Page 65: Taxp

Physics
I just want to let people know a few things....1) Water expands when it gets cold (ice) and should contract as it gets warmer (Evaporation) [Icecaps melting should not raise water level]2) Conservation of mass: "Matter is neither created or distorted, it is simply transferred from one from to another." [Again, ice caps melting will not cause water level to rise.]3)Archimedes' principle The weight of the displaced fluid is directly proportional to the volume of the displaced fluid (if the surrounding fluid is of uniform density). Thus, among completely submerged objects with equal masses, objects with greater volume have greater buoyancy.Global Warming may in fact be very real, however this load of crap about water levels rising is just that, crap... A helpful tip may be to TAKE BOATS OUT OF THE WATER... THAT WILL LOWER WATER LEVELS.... Have a great day!

Obama's Health Care Bill
Thanks to Kloverlynn for this, here are some highlights of the health care bill that Obama and the Democrats are pushing. And in case you think it's all hype, I'll also post a link to the actual bill that's on the floor of the House of Representatives so you can crosscheck! Be aware that page numbers may change as the bill is amended in subcommittee however. Here is the URL for the actual bill: http://docs.house.gov/edlabor/AAHCA-BillText-071409.pdf Be aware that the bill is 1,018 pages long as of the posting of this blog, so it's not an easy read! Here are the highlights, courtesy of Kloverlynn: • Page 16: States that if you have insurance at the time of the bill becoming law and change, you will be required to take a similar plan. If that is not available, you will be required to take the gov’t option! • Page 22: Mandates audits of all employers that self-insure!• Page 29: Admission: your health care will be rationed! • Page 30: A government c

Business Templates
You, or your people, are working as hard as you can, yet are still falling short of your business and personal sales goals. You know the goals you have set are achievable; you know that you (or your people) have the knowledge and skills to get the job done; yet your results are falling short for the effort being put forth. You, or your team, cannot seem to get off of the roller coaster ride of feast & famine that is all too typical for too many sales organizations. You have a broad range of products and services in your offering that you can sell to a broad market; but you are not confident that you are targeting the ideal mix of markets and solutions to maximize the return on your time invested. You, or your people, seem to be continually distracted by the tyranny of the urgent; allowing for more profitable activities to go undone. This article will show you how to build a plan for success. It will show you, and your people, how to develop plans that best leverages your available reso

Indicted
The Cook County State's Attorney announced a seven-count indictment this morning against four workers at historic Burr Oak Cemetery who had been accused in an elaborate grave selling scheme. Carolyn Towns, 49; Keith Nicks, 45; his brother Terrence Nicks, 39; and Maurice Dailey, 59, were originally charged with dismemberment of a human body last month when authorities announced the group had plundered old graves and hauled the human remains to a weedy dump in an unused section of the Alsip cemetery to make room for new graves. The indictments of all four added charges of aggravated theft of $100,000 to $500,000 from a place of worship, unlawful removal of grave stones, desecration of human remains, unlawful removal of deceased human beings from a burial ground and conspiracy to remove human remains. The crimes occurred between September 2003 to July 8, 2009, prosecutors said. In a court hearing, assistant state's attorney John Mahoney said that over 1,200 human bones were disco

Say Your Prayers
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away. "Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied. "Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we say a prayer before eating at our house." "That's at our house," Logan explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."

The Sex Cam Epidemic
i have been searching the web to meet people these last couple weeks and it seems that no matter who i meet they ask "you want to cam" and i say sure why not and they give me an external link to some sex cam site. I mean what ever happened to people just chatting without a damn signup sheet? you think a persons real until they ask you to give away your information just to see one person. For me? not worth it. Im not THAT horny haha but these days it seems everyone is and is willing to be scammed so easily! IS ANYONE REAL OUT THERE?! HELLOOO!! *hears distant echo and raises hands* guess not. it seems im staying up at night being dragged into these people who call me "babe" every 2 IMS. lol hey would u actually care to have a real conversation about a topic other then camming??? what has the online social network become....

A Heart Warming Story
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them 'gems-in-the-rough,’ more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee andlunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars 'pay' she

Question
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!I'm sorry ... What was the question?

Believed
I believed in a lie for 25 years until it fell down block at a time. I felt anger and rage that my country would sell us out to those thought to be noble but resort to pure evil to carry out what to them is holy. They are the movers and shakers of this world. They cannot have me and others running around with full memory of what myself and others have done. Revenge often is sought by people like me and who or what do I look for? Vengence is the mover within me but it is very bitter. I just watched a film with Stephen or Steven Seagall where he was about to have hes memory erased. They did a wonderful job on me. Unfortunately it is coming back to me. Norio

All Alone
I float in a pool of darknessCold presses in on meI am aloneFloating aimlesslyI reach for sparks of hopeBut rather than warmThey only burnI ache with sorrowI hunger to leaveTo escapeTo leave this prisonI crave to be freeTo be heard To be loved

Silent Tears
A thunderous silence breaks through my thoughts. What was once many great ideas is now a triumph, lost. Baffling words tumble through my mind. Reflections of darkness hover. A disturbing peacefulness beckons to me, and inside myself, I take cover. What would it be like to stay there forever? To be lost in all my cares? From the inside, looking out - I cry silent tears.

Mooshmooshak A Worthless Piece Of Shit
Why would someone block you for this shout?..look... -> mooshmooshak: & how do you spell english go good if your from russian?-> mooshmooshak: whats a arse? mooshmooshak: lol good one if you ask around I'm not one of those arse kissers but thanks for the comment-> mooshmooshak: hi how r u.how much ass have you kissed to reach 38 she laughed then blocked me lol.females emotions get them really fucked up.

Insurance Basics
Looking to buy auto insurance for your new car? Is your current policy about to expire, and you are looking to save? Well before your get your auto insurance quotes be sure to follow these 10 steps: 1. Buy coverage wisely. While most people could cover a $500 deductible, a $500,000 lawsuit would be a different matter. So why do so many consumers pay extra for low deductibles and carry close to the minimum on liability coverage? Raise your deductible and increase your liability coverage. Your premiums should remain roughly the same. 2. Keep a good credit rating. Many insurance companies use your credit rating to determine whether to insure you and how much to charge. See our upcoming chapter on credit scores for more information. 3. Shop around for your insurance You can pay more than double for the same insurance, so it does pay to shop around. Some states offer price guidelines for various types of coverage in different areas, and a few states even put the information online. C

Terrifying!!
Posted on Friday, July 24, 2009 6:12:23 PM by CMS • Page 16: States that if you have insurance at the time of the bill becoming law and change, you will be required to take a similar plan. If that is not available, you will be required to take the gov’t option! • Page 22: Mandates audits of all employers that self-insure!• Page 29: Admission: your health care will be rationed! • Page 30: A government committee will decide what treatments and benefits you get (and, unlike an insurer, there will be no appeals process) • Page 42: The "Health Choices Commissioner" will decide health benefits for you. You will have no choice. None. • Page 50: All non-US citizens, illegal or not, will be provided with free healthcare services. • Page 58: Every person will be issued a National ID Healthcard. • Page 59: The federal government will have direct, real-time access to all individual bank accounts for electronic funds transfer. • Page 65: Taxp

My Concept Of God
what idiot's idea was it to say that the world and the universe where created by a large boom in the sky... the question is yea... there was a boom created by god. How come we are the way we are he created us that way there is no way that a boom created all our organs and artisically created bodys.No way a boom created the rolling hills before. Then one asks if we where created who created god. "Creation" in its self a human made concept as well a time. To us everything has to be created with a beginning and end. Only we have a beginning and end. Only we have time.

Dream Sequence 8.0
I know in the past when I’ve posted dreams the storyline ran fluid. Unfortunately, with last nights dream, there was so much going on that if the detail is hazy I’m leaving it out. I’m surprised how well I’ve developed my ability to remember as much as I do, but don’t for a moment think it was an easy task! For the longest time I was afraid to post my dreams, let alone talk about them. As you have seen and will read today, you can understand why. The first sequence was way too hazy to remember but I know it had something to do with a drive thru. So I’ll start with what I remember the most.I was riding in the back of my parents suburban with a girl I used to work with named Markie. We were pulling up to my parents’ house, which also happens to be the house grew up in. I was meeting my older brother, Joel, there to grab my belongings and move to my friends’ (Chris Rogers) mother’s house. Markie was moving there as well, which is stran

Update
OK...so my sed rate is in the 70's...normal is 20 and under...(that is the amount of inflammation in the body) My kidneys are acting up again ...my potassium is low..and My T-cell count is in the gutter There is the update...bad day....but as usual this too shall pass they upped my morphine ;) Me and my lil man just had a very nice lunch together...I am gonna cry when he starts school next week. Kitchen is done except I am waiting on the mounting brackets for my microwave..so on to the next phase of the remodel. I miss Johnny I want sanity

Lucky Charms
So I was sitting around, just now, observing my environment. Doing a sort of Jane Goodall - but I am the chimp AND the good Doctor. I shall begin taking notes: +++++++++ Subject Amma appears to be a humanish woman who would be very good at being the teapot and singing I AM A LITTLE TEAPOT, SHORT AND STOUT, HERE IS MY HANDLE, HERE IS MY SPOUT, WHEN I GET ALL STEAMED UP HEAR ME SHOUT, THEN TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT! Markings of note are a jagged scar that runs across the palm of her right hand, obviously the remenents of her inability to believe that a barking dog is not always saying COME PET ME! - Yes, it appears that there was a time when her optimisim and love of animals was stronger than her knowledge of defensive and aggressive postures. She also appears to have prominently displayed tribal markings. The tribe could be the rarely seen peoples and creatures of the land of ICANCOMEBACKWITHLOVE. Ancient lore holds that the tribe ascribes to the power of lyrical language, imager

Hello Hello Hello Is There Anybody Out There!
Kitty updates!New album up and I will update it when their eyes open and as they mature and start playing etc. Can't believe my poor cat had SIX kittens! I am kinda here and there today,got company coming over to give my son prizes for helping me until 12am with momma cat.So dusting etc. With my back totally screwed my house isn't perfect anymore and I am like blah to it and know I am gonna pay for this cleaning later. who cares BECAUSE I HAVE KITTIES!!!!!!! hugs and stuffs, she is being such a good mommy too for her 1st & LAST time :D

I Just Dont Understand
Ok i just need to vent for a moment get some stuff of my chest so if ya dont wanna hear bitching and complaining best you stop readin now lol..i wouldnt blame you either..but this is just something i need to say. Whats wrong with honesty anymore? No ever wants to be honest with ppl. They lie and tell you what they think you want to hear when gawd the truth would be so much more appreciated. Why do ppl tell you they wanna get to know you and want to talk to you then after that its like pulling teeth to get them to talk to you. Or come up with rediculous things and excuses that you KNOW isnt true. I just dont understand ppl. Why is it your only good to someone when they need you then when they dont its a nice fuck you if you need them. Is this really how things are? Is everyone out there like this? Just wish i could understand ppl better, all my life i have put everyone infront of me..and working on helping them..doing for them...changing for them.......fuck this shit...im do

Lady Gaga? Ok For Young Girls?
Being the insomanic that am i I went to walmart and walked artound the electronic section. There was a group of young girls huddle over the headphones listening to lady gaga They repeated every word she said these girls where every bit of 8 9 and 13 they sung this and i quote the song... it refers to a disco stick she is obviously talking about a penis and sexual acts...heres the lyrics read them closelyshouldnt they age proof music!!let's have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick(2x)(huh) (2x)I wanna kiss you (huh)but if I do then I might miss you, babe (huh)it's complicated and stupid (huh)got my ass squeezed by sexy cupid (huh)guess he wants to play, wants to playa love game, a love game (huh)hold me and love mejust want touch you for a minutemaybe three seconds is enoughfor my heart to quit itlet's have some fun, this beat is sickI wanna take a ride on your disco stickdon't think too much, just bust that kickI wanna take a ride on your disco sticklet

I Love You
The title for today’s entry came as I was about to get in the shower after a dream where I’d just gotten home from somewhere and was playing a video game where I had to throw a plate at a door to open it. I got up and greeted Andy “Chip” Wright, a fellow Stetson alum who’d graduated the year before me, and was about to greet a taller person behind him when my alarm went off at seven fifteen! I gout of the shower, shaved, and got ready to write in my journal for the day – nine times out of ten, I succeed with that before Martha and the kids are up, but this was number ten – and wake Martha to get ready for work herself, but then our daughter Sarah cried out “don’t forget me” from the top of the stairs! Got her first, got her dressed, and we both sat at the table and then the couch for a bowl of “Star Trek” cereal that Mommy bought last night! I’m serious. I also write details of my dreams in my journal, w

How Much Do You Love Your Dad?
Apparently it's a good way to treat cancer. I breastfeed my dad: As Georgia Browne breastfeeds her baby son Monty, nothing could seem more normal or natural. At eight months old, Monty thrives on his mother’s milk, but someone else is also thriving on Georgia’s milk – her father Tim! That’s because Tim’s battling cancer. He drinks his daughter’s breastmilk every day to boost his immune system and give him the strength to fight the disease. After researching the idea on the internet, Georgia, 27, expresses her breastmilk as often as she can for her father to drink. He has the milk on his bowl of cornflakes every morning. It’s been his daily routine for the past six months and Tim believes the milk has given him a boost. And now you know why guys are always eyeing your chest. Because your chest could save our lives! lmao

Saw Him At Coffee This Morning....
That was uncomfortable. I can't even look at him. I did tell him that he was no different than every other guy that has fucked around on me. So why then does it hurt SO much more this time?? GodDAMMIT I need to snap out of this!! fuck me sideways! GET A FUCKING GRIP SILVER!!!!

Lets Just Forget It
If I could count the people I have met and thought enough of to befriend, I wouldn't. The reason for this is simple. Just because I think a lot of them as people..doesn't mean they feel the same about me. Regardless of words typed or spoken..it is what it is. So when I sit back and wonder how someone is doing? I should really just purge my mind of any short term friendships. I understand better than anyone that life isn't always simple or that time isn't always bountiful. However; I also know a damn brush off when I receive it. I don't take the time to talk to everyone who wishes to talk to me. I don't have the time for it. But when I make time for the people I care about it would be awesome if I could get 5 minutes of genuine conversation. I am thankful for the friends I do have. The ones who stand by me through all of my silent modes. As well as my not so silent modes. I decided to not bother meeting anyone else to befriend, it's just not good for me to get that attached to people.

Jobs And Economy
Todays economy was not at all bad until someone stood and and merely said oh... the economy is bad. So we freaked out and shut down shit and raised prices. My opinion is that we are spending less because the government merely stated we where in slump. So WE ourselves made it even worse laid off people making production cut in half. So Now our economy is fucked. Because word of mouth... We are the American idiots.

Well Crap!!!!
My girl and I were out running around doing errands, and I heard that noise we "men" are familiar with ... That annoying noise called the "Power Steering whinning"... Well I always carry extra fluids with me in the trunk such as oil, power sterring fluid, and of course cant be with out trans fluis, and brake fluid.. So I reached under the dash and "popped" the hood latch and walked around and opened the hood to check out the power steering reservior.. And it was fine but I noticed everywhere a slight film of oil, I looked at the oil dipstick still was about half a quart low well within the the safe level... I looked closer and I said to Joy, " WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!" wheres the oil cap!? I looked around the engine comparment didnt see it anywhere, I looked at Joy and said What did you do with the oil cap, I further commented and said "I know I put it back, I'm to anal to forget it"... Joy said " I dont touch the oil cap, Master...laughing, then she added, infact I dont go anywhere

Let's Write Together And See What Comes Out!
Okay, object is a joint story. LOL.. Just for shits and giggles.. add a line to the last one.. muah! This morning, when I awoke, I wanted to look at the lovely sunrise, but when I opened my window, much to my surprise..... (Begin here)

Solar Power
Here comes the Sun - with all the energy for free. You can take care of all your energy needs simply by tapping into 'solar power'. All day, and if you can store it, all night. All you need is a device that saves and converts solar energy. There are different ways of going about it, depending on your particular needs. Solar Power for Home

My Dog (chopper)
my sweet chopper got loos and got hit last night some time? well got him taken to the vet this morning, they took x-rays (2) his right leg is broken and the left hip is dislocated! its going to take a lot ofcare and love to get him back to health!! but i know i can do i he is like one of my kids, i couldnt let them put him to sleep!! so far there putting his hip back in place wraped up for 2 weeks, ( there is a 50% ) chance that it will stay, he's about 85 lbs, then bring him back in 2 weeks .. and hope that it stays and that he wont need surgery, on that hip... also the right leg there going to splint it up, and that could take up to about 3 mos to heal? its broken in a way that there is a big chip taken out thats y it take so long to heal.. but even when i get him home theres lots of work id have to keep him from moving, and move him from side to side every 2 hrs! and have to carry him out to potty 3 to 4 times a day... also hes going to be on pain meds, and some atibiotic, to help

Poem
just a lil poem i wrote today thought id share with you...Exstatic,you touched my life...visions, yet still so newcan't conceive it with out you...your repretoireworthy of mentionwhat i feel ,following throughan ever embededrecognition...lethal to my attention...neglection is not an option...a heart grasping concoction...your sweetnesswho can elude...what you exude...enlightening that whichcan not be refused...thoughts lingeringfeelings meant for your amuse...eludedwords stir there is no doubt...love what you all about!!!!leaves me in awe...suspends my head when misery stalls me to a crawl.foer most and above alllike a breeze welcomed as a summer's fall...an apeasing plea..know always yourfriendship means the world to me!!!!

Help?
Okay so I'm being a begging bish...Anyone willing to buy me a 12 pack of bling? I'll gladly trade fu$ or a salute or something...Anyone? I was aiming to get enough credits for a HH but I'm going to settle for a bomb lol...

Obummer's First 4 Month In Office
--- IT IS HARD NOT BEING NERVOUS WITH BO AND THE DEMOCRATS AT THE WHEEL.THE CABINET AND THE CZARS ARE RUNNING WITH THE BALL AND WE UNABLE TOSTOP THEM. Are you all feeling safe?????????????????????? .If you are, you have a really BIG Problem. First 4 Months Accomplishments Observations on the President's Early Days: 1. Offended the Queen of England. 2. Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia. 3. Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega. 4. Kissed Hugo Chavez on the cheek. 5. Endorsed the Socialist Evo Morales of Bolivia. 6. Announced we would meet with Iranians with no pre-conditions. 7. Gave away billions to AIG also without pre-conditions. 8. Expanded the bailouts. 9. Insulted everyone who has ever loved a Special Olympian. 10. Doubled our national debt. 11. Announced a termination of the space defense system the day after the North Koreans launched an ICBM. 12. Despite the urgings of his own CIA director and the prior 4 CIA directors, released information on intelligence ga

Broken Heart
My 24 yr old son has been dating a 20 yr old girl for 2 yrs now, she's got a wonderful little boy that I love just like my own grandson...The baby's dad is worthless, just got out of jail a few months ago after being in there for about a year...Kyle finds out that she's been taking the baby to a drug house where he hangs & hides from another drug dealer he ripped off...The drug dealer he ripped off pounded his face in with a brick 2 weeks ago, and won't care who is around if he runs into him again...Someone told Kyle about her taking the baby down there and he questioned her about it at first she lied and said no, then later confessed that she had been...It's not that Kyle doesn't want the child to see his father, he just wants him to see him at the fathers aunt's house where he's in a safe enviornment...He love the baby like he is his own son...Long story short, he packs up their belongings and takes her to her fathers house, he said he can't stay with someone that he doesn't trust,

The Republicans Now Make The Toriesat Their Worse Seemachingly Inclusive..
Thursday, 30 July 2009 As we gloomily maintain the deathbed vigil for a Government whose end cannot come soon enough, it is the opposite end of the life-cycle that fixates US politics. Fittingly enough, on the eve of the nine-month anniversary of Barack Obama's election, America obsesses about the President's birth, and specifically his birthplace. The gestation period for any conspiracy theory is far longer than that for human infants, of course, or even elephants. It tends, in fact, to be endless. It is 45 years since JFK was murdered, 40 since the first moon walk, and almost eight since the Twin Towers fell, and while the various notions (second gunman, studio mock-up, Mossad plot) were conceived almost immediately after those events, they have yet to deliver anything more substantial than lovingly nurtured insanity. That rag-tag coalition of shock jocks, publicity hungry attorneys, the credulous and simple-minded, plain nutters and above all frustrated racists collect

100 Answers You Dont Care About :)
100 Fun Questions Survey from Quizopolis.com Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? - Closed (Monsters)Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? - Sure its kinda like stealing but not :DDo you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? - InHave you ever stolen a street sign before? - Nope but I own one :)Do you like to use post-it notes? - Not as much as some people do.Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? - All the timeWould you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? - Both would suckDo you have freckles? - Yepp you want some?Do you always smile for pictures? - Nope I look best moody :PWhat is your biggest pet peeve? - When people are late.Do you ever count your steps when you walk? - Yepp I got a pedometer and everything.Have you ever peed in the woods? - Who hasn..'t?What about pooped in the woods? - Nope can..'t sy that I have.Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? - Sure all time. Do you chew your pens and pencil

Lots Of Traits!
I am Year of the Rat: Though the Western rat is reviled as little more than a bottom-dwelling disease carrier, this animal is viewed much differently in the East. The Eastern rat is revered for its quick wits and its ability to accrue and hold on to items of value; rats are considered a symbol of good luck and wealth in both China and Japan. Clever and quick-witted, the Rat of the Chinese Zodiac is utterly disarming to boot. Possessed of excellent taste, this Sign flaunts its style at every turn. Its natural charm and sharp, funny demeanor make it an appealing friend for almost anyone. The Rat likes to know who is on its side and will treat its most loyal friends with an extra measure of protection and generosity. Behind that sweet smile, though, Rats are keen and unapologetic promoters of their own agendas. This Sign is motivated by its own interests, which often include money; greed can become a problem if the Rat isn't careful to keep its priorities straight. This Sign's na

Baby Kicked Out Of Burger King
The baby can't even walk yet, but she's already been kicked out of a fast food restaurant for not wearing shoes. "No shoes, no shirt, no service!" That's what the mother of 6-month-old Kaylin Frederich was told by the manager of her local St. Louis, Missouri, Burger King when she tried to order a Whopper. Local FOX affiliate KTVI reports that Kaylin, her mom, Jennifer, and Jennifer's mother were booted from the restaurant due to "health concerns." The infant, Jennifer says, is too young to even crawl, and her feet are too small for shoes. "Everybody loves baby feet!" she said. She says when she was standing at the counter ordering, the manager told her, "You can order 'to go' but you're going to have to leave if she doesn't have shoes on.' He said, 'It's against health code.'" Jennifer said she was with her church youth group on their way to a concert. Her mother went into the establishment first; then she followed with the rest of the group. "The guy was still saying, 'That lady

Totally Me!!
Roxy is a GeminiMay 21 - June 21 Gemini is the third Sign of the Zodiac, and those born under this Sign will be quick to tell you all about it. That's because they love to talk! It's not just idle chatter with these folks, either. The driving force behind a Gemini's conversation is their mind. The Gemini-born are intellectually inclined, forever probing people and places in search of information. The more information a Gemini collects, the better. Sharing that information later on with those they love is also a lot of fun, for Gemini’s are supremely interested in developing their relationships. Dalliances with these folks are always enjoyable, since Gemini’s are bright, quick-witted and the proverbial life of the party. Even though their intellectual minds can rationalize forever and a day, Gemini’s also have a surplus of imagination waiting to be tapped. Can a Gemini be boring? Never! Since Gemini’s are a mix of the yin and the yang, they are represent

Death By Bad Health Care
http://blogs.consumerreports.org/health/20... As noted previously, comparing different countries’ health care systems is tough because of the many variables involved, such as the fact that the U.S. has both the highest rate of overweight and obesity and the lowest smoking rate of the eight industrialized countries we’ve been looking at. And let’s not even get into matters like diet: how to compare Japanese who live on rice, fish, and vegetables to the wine-and-cheese-loving French to the fast-food-eating Americans? Enter the concept of "amenable mortality." Invented years ago in the United States and used worldwide by researchers ever since, it’s basically a body count of people who die for want of "timely and effective health care." A higher rate is bad, because it means the country’s health care system is falling down on its one and only job, which is to keep people healthy and do the best job possible of treating them if they get sick.

San Francisco Busts On Marijuana
http://www.kron.com/News/ArticleView/tabid... "SAN FRANCISCO (BCN) – On Wednesday, San Francisco police continued a series of busts targeting large marijuana-growing operations in the Sunset District, raiding two homes, arresting three people and seizing 1,000 plants, handguns and an assault rifle. At about 3:30 p.m., officers from the Taraval station raided a home in the 100 block of St. Charles Avenue, located in the Merced Extension Triangle neighborhood, police Capt. Paul Chignell said. Police had obtained a search warrant based on complaints from neighbors and other evidence of a marijuana-growing operation. Chignell said about 1,000 plants were confiscated along with other items inside the home, as well as evidence electricity had been stolen to power the operation. The find then led officers to another home in the 2400 block of 17th Avenue, where a fully automatic assault rifle, three handguns, ammunition and ammunition clips were discovered, Chignell said.

Got Stung By A Bee
Just an advice. Whenever you mow the lawn. Make sure you're fully clothed or have some OFF on, so you won't get bitten by a misquito or worse (like what I experienced yesterday). I got stung in the side of the head by a bee and let me tell you, IT HURTS LIKE HELL!!!! So today I'm gonna finish mowing the lawn but this time I'm gonna wear my hat, pants instead of shorts and a T-shirt and spray some OFF on. I don't wanna have an experience like yesterday again. It took 3-4 hours for the pain to settle down. I took 2 asprins, and I put an ice patch on my head to try to settle the pain down. Yeah it was that bad, so BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!

People On People
why in fu or any other site. do people rag on others by calling them hurtful names,is it a game to make those fell far superior toward others..or are they in need of a real life? me ,myself i comment in my own manner and none of it hurts,it heals..so why cant some seem to feel for others too..i view others sites not only see..i speak in an honest tongue..

Women And Their Sexual Desires
this is how i feel when i am with a man i can teach them how to make me cum 95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for men..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur in between her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier

Anal Beads And Pearls
Anal Beads and Pearls I love to have you hard dick in my tight ass. But since your not here, I will have to settle for the next best thing, Anal Beads. Cum on over to the member's sextion as I spread my ass wide and show off my blue anal beads in my tight ass. Before you know it I have the pearls rubbing all over my wet swollen pussy lips. Shoving them deep in my pussy. Make it all nice and full. Be sure to check out my videos. I have 38 of them with more to cum. My newest one is "Exercising Naked" I rub and play with myself while I am exercising until I cum down my legs. Lots of bouncing and bending over showing my tight asshole. XOXO Kisses XOXO Exotic Flame-- Hugs and KissesExotic Flamehttp://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm

I Found My Ex On Ddhg.com...
Are you dating someone you are not too sure about? Is your best friend a COMPLETE loser who shouldnt be in the dating pool, and you want to warn girls to STAY away? Join dontdatehimgirl.com or at least browse. Maybe that guy from 3 years ago who left a bad taste in your mouth is on there already, maybe you think he SHOULD be on there. Guys: If you see yourself on that website, feel free to rebuttle. You have the right to stand up for yourself if the posting is falsified.

Dear Diary
Dear Diary, I'm sorry I haven't been around much, but I wasn't feeling well. I am doing much better but I have a long way to go to be back to my normal crazy self. I will try to send you some new pictures as soon as I can, I see that I am still full so I will have to delete some old ones to post some new ones. I'm sorry they won't be new new as I am not going to take any pictures for a while, I don't want anyone to see me like this. But I have a folder of pics that I can upload. I've been told to make an eazy rate folder too. I just can't load that many pictures yet. I hope all my friends are doing great. If I'm not on, I'm doing schoolwork (home schooled and tutored right now) or resting, which I will be doing a lot. I'll try to send out all the love I get, at least a little to everyone I get from. Much Love, Cait.

Waking Into A Bad Dream
I wake up, my memories are fadedLike the pictures on the walls and my body feels sedatedHow long have I been asleep my bones won't moveLike rigor mortis where they haven't been usedBreak myself from the mood, then this bedThings don't seem right like it's all in my headLayers of dust cover everything in sightWindows boarded up leaking rays of moonlightI must have been out for quite some timeThere's blood on my clothes but I don't think it's mineBut whose is it? So many pieces are missin'There's broken shards of reality scattered where I'm sittin'I can't pick it up, it's out of my reachI fight the stiffness of myself and make it to my feetStumble to the dresser and I grab a book of matchesLight a candle, goto the bedroom door, undo the latchesMy reality is so silent, everything is surrealI would have to be a corpse if this is really how I feelI must be dreaming but I'm fully awareI'm waking up, waking into a nightmareMy reality is so silent, everything is surrealI would have to be a cor

Help Finding Trades On Fu
Trades can be a rough thing to find on Fubar. Here is a place for members to comment & leave info for where others can find auctions, trading or sales of autos, bombs, tickers. So if you know of anyone leave a comment with a little info & our members can check in here to see whats goin on out there. REMEMBER THIS IS GIVE & TAKE SO DON'T COME HERE TO FIND INFO & ALWAYS OUT BID OR OUT BUY YOUR MFKN FAMILY.

Ponder-5
1. Ever wonder why they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? 2. How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food? 3.Why do they put locks on the doors of 24 hour stores? 4. What do they use to ship styrofoam? 5. Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow? 6. Why do they call them express lanes when during rush hour everything is stopped? 7. Why is abreviation such a long word? 8. If sour milk is used to make you gurt, how do you know when yogurt has gone bad? 9. Why is there an expiry date on my sour cream container? 10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? 11. Why do we send cargo by ship, and shipments by car? 12. Why call it a building if it's already been built? 13. Why do kamikazee pilots wear helments? 14. How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? 15. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? 16. Does "virgin wool" come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet? 17. If the front of your car s

Ponder-2
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 2. Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? 3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 4. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? 5. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 6. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 7. Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? 8. Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? 9. Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer? 10. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? 11. Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. 12. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at h

Random Poem
even if you say you hate me, i will always love you... even if you push me off a cliff, i will come back just to say i love you... even if you tell me to burn in hell, my heart will burn eternally just for you... no matter what, i will always love you!

Ponder-3
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why do people without out a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is? Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is? Why does sour cream have an expiration date? The light went out, but where to? Why do banks charge you a "in-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra? Does the reverse side also have a reverse side? Why is the alphabet in that order? If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!! Do fish get

The Value Of A Drink
The Value of a Drink"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drinkI feel shame. Then I look into the glass and thinkabout the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopesand dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be outof work and their dreams would be shattered.Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let theirdreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."~ Jack HandyWARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hellhappened to your bra and panties.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When theywake up in the morning, that's as good as they'regoing to feel all day. "~Frank SinatraWARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you aretougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."~ Henny YoungmanWARNING:

Ponder-2
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs? - If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like? - When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away? - When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? - What happened to the first 6 "ups"? - If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? - Why does your nose run, and your feet smell? - If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? - Hermits have no peer pressure. - Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... - There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.. - How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there? - What a nice night for an evening. - When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15." I said, "The middle of August? Cool!"

Ponder-1
What is the speed of dark? - When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? - Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's? - If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras? - How come you never hear about gruntled employees? - What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? - After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? - If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? - What's another word for synonym? - If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? - When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs? - Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? - Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? - Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor and planes don't have a row 13, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? - How can there be self-help groups?

45 Life Lessons
Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio "To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written." My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more: 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will.. Stay in touch. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. 13. Don't compare your life to ot

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Military Initials
When I was a newly commissioned Lieutenant in the Army, I was assigned as a temporary assistant in an administrative office in a Military Intelligence unit. One day a long came around with a cover sheet instructing all assigned officers to read it and initial it as indication of their compliance. I figured it meant me too, so I read and initialed it. However, a few days later, it came back addressed specifically to me. An attached note read:"You are not permanently assigned to this unit and are thus not an authorized signee. Please erase your initials and initial your erasure." So I did.

Public Health Option.
Here's the main problem with a public option plan: there are no immediately discernible benefits, and if there's something we Americans require, it's immediacy. We're the country that was too lazy to get up off of our asses to change the channel, so we invented the remote control... too lazy to wait for the stove to properly heat up our food, so we invented the microwave... too impatient to know where our loved ones might be, so we invented cellular phones... to ignorant to properly read maps, so we invented GPS... too busy to wait for email, so we invented instant messaging... too aloof to have to wait to know whether or not someone enjoyed the their McCrap with extra cheese, so we invented Twitter. We've so bogged ourselves with the desire for immediate satisfaction that we think quarter to quarter and not long term. See, spending trillions in borrowed money on pointless wars is acceptable, because we can see things getting blown up and assume that there are actual results for money

Husband Wanted
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!' She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!' Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'

This Is A Test Of The Emergency Blogging System
Warning !!!!! This is a test of the EMERGENCY BLOGGING SYSTEM!!!!!!!! The writer of this blog is trying to see if he can comment in "said blog" this is just a test .....................................beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep if this had been an actual emergency ,you would have been asked to bend over and kiss your arse goodbye :O:O

Me!
hello all the beautiful people out there on the world wide web and welcome to my page. I won't keep you for too long, but whilst I've got your attentin I thought it sensible to tell you a little bit about me and what rocks my world! I am a software consultant, and specialise working with great Banking Software. It doesn't sound like the most interesting subject but I really like it. I get to go to banks all over the world and travel alot so it has it's perks! On a slgihtly different subject, I also run a website about mailing lists of all things! I have just written a article about brokers of direct mail . It's not for everyone but if you ever need to buy lists for your business then it's worth checking out. I think that is about everything anyone would want to know, but if I hace missed anything drop me a message

Idk
never really noticed how scared of life iv been for a long time... i mean u wana do somthing dangerous and exciting sure im right behind u but when it comes to feeling things i want to run as fast as i can i actuly felt excited when i noticed i was becoming incresingly numb to my feelings and now iv met a guy who gets me far to much to nubm him out idk wether to kill him or thank him makes me feel small and scared and have no idea who to tell who would want to know and what to do

Green
I am in a state where they actually have stuff that falls from the sky. It is called rain. What a concept. Somehow, this "rain" stuff gets into the soil and inturn is absored into the trees and grass making them a beautiful green color. At my hometown we have water, but it is sitting near the beaches and we can't seem to use it for anything, except raising property values to those who live by it.

Work..blah
hope work will go alright today...last week it dragged wheni worked a extra day. Bleh...Ok...Tigger needs food...he keeps buggin me...maybe I should give him this nasty bran muffin... Poor guy..just looking at me...saying..mommy..please...food...now... and now he's on my lap...Ow....Ooo he's lookin at my muffin....I kisses him on his head. Okay Im stalling on getting ready for work...bleh...feels like it's Friday instead of Thursday. okay okay I'm going I'm going....

Bleh
I think I slept? I remember the last time the clock read 12:50. I remember tossing and turning a lot in bed. Had a weird dream..don't remember much..one of those dreams where you have multiple short dreams...something about How I couldn't be outside at night at this certain time or these vampire wolves would attack you. I remember getting being in this parking lot at night, broke into a car and tried to get away from these wolve creatures. Then something about how i was with someone, trying to figure out some information about her father. I guess by the time we got to the place or got the info we needed, her dad died. I was at some place in Oregon where the time change was completely different. You'd think it was 2pm...with the sun out and all..but it was 3am. I was at some house, that was suppose to be my parents house, where they retired, I guess? and I looked at their bedroom...which had seperated beds. more like weird looking recliners with a bed connected to it, and one of their

Oh, What's Broken Now?! [fixed]
Problem: Unable to comment on MuMMsDate: 8/6/09, 04:00 fu-DTStatus: Resolved 8/6/09 It appears someone broke MuMM comments. Members are reporting an error message akin to "Error: sorry, failed to post your comment" when they attempt to post a comment to an existing MuMM. These members seem to be able to comment on everything else without issue, however. Resolution: fixed mumm comments... database filled up. woops.[babyjesus[

Tv Networks Profit From Pot, But Won't Talk Of Legalization | Pot Legalization.com
http://www.potlegalization.com/tv-networks... Marijuana legalization is the hottest topic in the media these days. MSNBC, CNBC, CNN, FOX, NatGeo, and CBS News have presented special features on marijuana business, medical marijuana, and the marijuana legalization movement. Google Trends is showing double the interest in searches and news hits for the term “marijuana legalization”. Showtime’s hit series Weeds, about a suburban mom turned pot dealer, is entering its fifth season. Everywhere you look, corporate media are happy to profit from America’s most popular herb.

Marijuana Is Safer: So Why Are We Driving People To Drink?
http://www.alternet.org/drugreporter/14180... A new book explains how we're steering people away from cannabis and toward the use of a very harmful and deadly substance: alcohol.

Welcome Me!!!!
I've been a sleep clinician and work with a specialist now for almost 20 years. I'm always looking for new ways to treat and help people with this disorder.Just wanted to say a big HELLO to everyone here at FUBAR!!! Insomnia Cures

Don't Smoke It
http://www.fwweekly.com/index.php?option=c... Quick: What single plant can you use to build, insulate, and heat a house; help build and run cars; turn into the finest textiles; use to make tortillas, cheese, veggie burgers, perfumes, skin creams, and suntan lotions - and also to get stoned? Gotcha. The answer is none. But if you leave out the stoned part, you're talking about hemp, the non-smokable variety of cannabis sativa, botanical cousin of the cannabis that gets you high. It's currently grown legally in 30 industrial nations, has a history that dates back to the earliest days of man, was touted by George Washington and Benjamin Franklin, was probably used to make the first American flag, and - if given the chance - might help bring Texas farmers out of troubled times.

Oregon Hemp Farming Bill Becomes Law
http://www.votehemp.com/PR/08-04-09_vh_ore... Vote Hemp, the leading grassroots advocacy organization working to give back farmers the right to grow industrial hemp (the oilseed and fiber varieties of Cannabis), enthusiastically supports the decision of Oregon Governor Ted Kulongoski to sign SB 676 into law today. The bill, which passed the House by a vote of 46 to 11 and the Senate by a vote of 27 to 2, permits the production, trade and possession of industrial hemp commodities and products. With the Governor's signature, it now makes a politically bold commitment to develop hemp in a state whose slogan is "Oregon - We Love Dreamers." "I am glad that Oregon has joined the other states that have agreed that American farmers should have the right to re-introduce industrial hemp as an agricultural crop," says SB 676 sponsor, Sen. Floyd Prozanski. "By signing SB 676 into law, which passed the Oregon Legislature with strong bi-partisan support, Governor Kulongoski has taken

Mumm Comments
So looks like the MuMMs is all fuckered up for a while. I'm off in about an hour to conduct some interviews for my school. I'm such a big cheese. In any event, won't be about for the rest of the day, and then tomorrow is the first of the two school reunions I'm attending over this weekend. Word.

The Look In Her Eyes
the look in her eyes is full of pain full of wonder seeing her breaks my heart makes me want to hold her close let her know it will all be ok the pain is fron past hurts hearaches, and disapointments can she love dose she know how to she feels nothing but pain only knows hurt before you get hurt but as i look in her eyes i see the color change from a dark hateful color to a light help me please gray i see the ice around her heart break and melt away the hard gaze turning lighter as my eyes penitrate her soul shes knows by my stair that this is real it from my heart that love is alway there never failing never falling the look in her eyes is full of love full of hope full of joy now and a smile appears on her sweet face how long will this last who knows and who cares it mine for now ill hold her close and not let go till it is time to let us move on never give up on the look in her eyes it will change and she will be happy as i look into her eye

I Need Your Help
I am currently living in a house here in Natrona PA. I only owe $6,000 on this house...... I am trying to make it my sole property. Forgive me but I have poor credit and I cannot find help from any banks or anyone. I am 28 years old, and I am very responsible. I have lived in this house since July of 2008 and I have paid all of my bills on time every month. I am looking for someone who would be willing to either buy this house for the remaining $6,000 dollars and allow me to make reasonable monthly payments to that person. Or I am looking for someone who would be willing to loan me the $6,000 dollars so that I can buy this house and then make payments on the loan. I am honestly trying to not have to deal with the person that I am buying this house from initially. I don't know what to do...The individual that I am purchasing this house from is always trying to do me wrong. One month she charges me one price and because I get a room mate she wants to demand that I pay her more money each

Now The Melody Is Renewed
Now The Melody Is Renewed A time spent apart from My Fire Words written to reach her heart Have been wiped clean from her slate Now the new sun rises giving fresh start I have missed My Fire’s sweet voice Her melody that brings passion to my spirit Eyes like gateways to heaven A kiss with a lust deep within it My Fire’s body carved from the night sky She is the untamed mystery of love She graces me with her touch Her heart I take hold of Let me hid in the feathers

A Poem From Emptypiecesnow
Now The Melody Is Renewed A time spent apart from My Fire Words written to reach her heart Have been wiped clean from her slate Now the new sun rises giving fresh start I have missed My Fire’s sweet voice Her melody that brings passion to my spirit Eyes like gateways to heaven A kiss with a lust deep within it My Fire’s body carved from the night sky She is the untamed mystery of love She graces me with her touch Her heart I take hold of Let me hid in the feathers Of the wings of this phoenix Let me take in all of your scent Let my soul pour onto your lips Now My Fire open your ears To the notes we have pursued As the sun pierces the dawn Now The Melody Is Renewed ps all my other poems got deleted by fubar..

A Brave New World
Dying swans twisted wings, beauty not needed hereLost my love, lost my life, in this garden of fearI have seen many things, in a lifetime aloneMother love is no more, bring this savage back homeWilderness house of pain, makes no sense of it allClose this mind dull this brain, Messiah before his fallWhat you see is not real, those who know will not tellAll is lost sold your souls to this brave new worldA brave new world, in a brave new worldA brave new world, in a brave new worldIn a brave new world, a brave new worldIn a brave new world, a brave new worldDragon kings dying queens, where is salvation nowLost my life lost my dreams, rip the bones from my fleshSilent screams laughing here, dying to tell you the truthYou are planned and you are damned in this brave new worldA brave new world, in a brave new worldA brave new world, in a brave new worldIn a brave new world, a brave new worldIn a brave new world, a brave new worldA brave new world, in a brave new worldA brave new world, in a

Second Chance
"Second Chance" by Shinedown My eyes are open wide And by the way, I made it Through the day I watched the world outside By the way, I'm leaving out Today I just saw Hayley's comet She waved Said why you always running In place? Even the man in the Moon disappeared Somewhere in the Stratosphere[Chorus] Tell my mother, Tell my father I've done the best I can To make them realize This is my life I hope they understand I'm not angry, I'm just saying... Sometimes goodbye Is a second chance Please don't cry One tear for me I'm not afraid of What I have to say This is my one and Only voice So listen close, it's Only for today I just saw Hayley's comet She waved Said why you always running In place? Even the man in the Moon disappeared Somewhere in the Stratosphere[Chorus] Tell my mother, Tell my father I've done the best I can To make them realize This is my life I hope they understand I'm not angry, I'm just saying... Sometimes goodbye Is a second chance Here's my chance This is my chance

*sigh*
A girl asked a boy "Do you think i'm pretty?" He said "No" "Do you wnat to be with me forever?" He said "No" "Would you cry if I left?" He said "No" She had heard enough, as she walked away with tears running down her face, the boy grabbed her arm and said "You're not pretty, you're beautiful, I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever, and I wouldn't cry ifyou walked away........I would die"

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Lol Nothing But The Dog In Him Haha
Aug. 5, 2009 THREE RIVERS, Mich. (AP) -- Authorities said a man has been arrested in for barking at a police dog. The Three Rivers Police Department said officers responded Monday evening to an apartment complex to investigate a suspicious situation. Police said Wednesday in a statement a 26-year-old man in the area "began to torment" a police dog inside the patrol car by barking and shouting at it, causing the animal to become excited and "very aggressive." The man was arrested and later released on bond. He faces a charge of disorderly conduct.

Serious Bi Women
You know as a bi women myself it is hard to believe how many women our here are not really serious about meeting up and going through with what you talk about. Seriously its perfect you get to have great sex drinks dinner and no strings attached. no drama and no commitment. You know when I was single looking for a man I got stood up all the time and I listen to females talk with me and bitch about guys and why do they do that but now I am looking for a women to have fun with they are no different then men. If there are any serious bi women in our area wanting to have some real fun please mail us if your not serious dont bother......I am a very horny women....I am a nymph and want a women to join me and my boyfriend in some good clean but very hot and dirty fun.

Asdgfsga
So it's 11pm and I'm still up...and I have to wake up for work tomorrow at 4am. I'm gonna be hella tired lol. I'll be heading to bed here soon though. I'm watching some type of Japanese game show..they always have the weirdest games....I want to play!! My ex is on his computer playing WoW...his love... his life.. ha ha.. I don't even know why he still keeps the wedding ring on. After this work weekend, Im going to go through more stuff...stuff to trash and goodwill... i'd love to try to sell some of the stuff but I just want it all gone. I don't think we'll have that much of a problem of gathering stuff up when I move out..I think the only tihng we'll probably fight for is one of the cats. LOL!! I know he's not too fond of Mittens...she's my baby girl. She follows me everywhere...she's on my lap right now...hehe my baby....Then there's Tigger....a true Garfield... I know he loves Tigger the most, but I'm taking both cats...I take better care of them....mine..both mine.....my furry c

Bleh
I slept in today, felt nice but wasn't planning sleeping in that long. Didn't get the chance to do some cleaning, laundry and test bake a cake. I want to try to bake a Mango flavored cake for my mom's birthday on monday. Went out to eat at Buffalo Wild wings with Rich's mom, her truck boyfriend...if that's what he still is, and even Rich..wow..actually got him to come out and off playing WoW. He said he was sorry for acussing me about the whole arguement a few days ago. Something he thought I did to ruien his nerd night or whatever...Like I want him home when I'm home. I'm working a extra day tomorrow....bleh.....but it's money...money in my bank and money to move out....yup yup

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A Poem For Johnny
Remember all of those times I ran you out of my kitchen Because you always tried to taste everything while it was cooking, You were my biggest food critique but you loved everything I made. Remember when my daughter at the age of two would jump into your lap and make you read, “The Cat in the Hat” because no one else could read it like you. JJJJohnny. Remember how you used to call me Mom even though you were older than me. Remember that night we watched scary movies until dawn, then when you were leaving I snuck out the back door and scared you. Remember the time we watched an Air Show together and you almost jumped into the river when the stealth flew by unexpectedly. Remember how you used to call me up in the middle of the night trying to disguise your voice but it never worked because you stuttered. Remember how you were my closest friend for 35 years until you left this earth too soon. I do. Poem by Tammy C.

Spider
spider little spider whisper in my eari barely sense youlittle spider tell me what i want to heari hardly hear youlittle spider climb insidei can just feel you little spider tickle me just righti can feel you climbinglittle spider keep goingi can feel you growinglittle spider please don't stopi can feel you cumminglittle spider eat awayi am your's

I Am A Sinner And I Am A Saint, I Am A Devil, I Am A Ghost At The Wake
So it seems I have been crushed yet again by someone who I thought truly loved me. It actually happened 2 months ago, well in reality I was only told a month ago but they knew 2 months ago after giving me the cliche "break" bullshit line, ya to make it hurt less because we all know how well that works. The thing that hurts me the most is that I was rejected me. I wasn't good enough for someone who never deserved someone as good as me, I can get better but I guess I settled just so I wasn't alone and I convinced myself he was some great catch and now I see how stupid I was. The way it all went down was worse, it was like I was nothing more to him than some drunken one night stand or a mistake. He couldn't face me or even call he hid for a month and then did it on fucking myspace, how did i deserve that in anyway??? I think the worse part is I'm swimming around in a dating limbo, I mean there are some guys I am talking to but I don't know if it will ever add up to anything and he i

I Could Snap At Any Moment And Remember I Was Not Born To Be Sold
I should be sleeping since I have my final tomorrow but god knows that won't happen since my brain would rather have me think about shit. I'm really tired of this whole dating scene thing. I'm starting to see why I'm always either single or in a serious relationship. It's exhausting and frankly makes me feel like shit. Ever since crack whore dumped me I seem to be attracting only 2 types of guys, either guys that have pretty much all the things I am looking for and have no time for or can't be with me cause distance and seem to only want me for physical reasons or they are losers who I am not mentally or physically attracted to. I don't get what it is about me that draws these guys to me. It just sucks when someone that really doesn't deserve to be happy is and I'm getting bs. Everyone says don't worry about dating and work on yourself but contrary to what people believe I'm not that unhappy w/ who I am and my life. Yes, I'd like to lose a few pounds and yes I'd like to have a

Penny For My Thoughts
I found a Lucky Penny so I threw it in the fountain & made a silly wish Knowing that hopeful wishing wouldn't make my dreams come true I'm the queen of perpetual setbacks Noone knows them better than me hoping for the best yet always facing catastrophe It's a shame that I can no longer experience disappointment as I no longer have any expectations of you Some may view this reality as bitter or bleek but i truly feel as though my perspective is in check Knowing that nothing ever "goes according to plan" yet though it doesn't go my way, guaranteed that it'll eventually have to turn around and come my way...one day Especially After years of throwing away lucky pennies, Interest is way past due & I'm ready 2 collect

More Thoughts
I seem to have a special knack for pissing people off..is it a gift or a curse? I am dreading the doc tomorrow I got the sad when john commented my last blog..I am a wuss I seriously am doubting decisions I have made that I cannot fix my mother truly is the epitome of evil anyone know who teenycokoncam is? I think he has a crush on me

Plain White T's 1234
1-2-1-2-3-4 Give me more loving than I’ve ever had Make me feel better when I’m feeling sad Tell me I’m special even though I know I’m not Make me feel good when I hurt so bad Barely getting mad I’m so glad I found you I love being around you You make it easy Its as easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4 There’s only one thing To Do Three words For you (I love you) I love you There’s only one way to say Those three words That’s what I’ll do (I love you) I love you Give me more loving from the very start Piece me back together when I fall apart Tell me things you never even tell your closest friends Make me feel good when I hurt so bad You’re the best that I’ve had And I’m so glad I found you I love being around you You make it easy It’s easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4 There’s only one thing To Do Three words For you (I love you) I love you There’s only one way to say Those three words That’s what I’ll do (I love y

Please Say A Prayer For My Brother
my mother and I found out this evening that my brother has to have a pacemaker put in first thing in the morning (8-6-09). the stress of battling his mental illness has ruined my brother's heart. over the past months my brother had been complaining of extreme fatigue. we assumed it was a side effect of his depression. not so. my brother's heart has been failing him for at least a year now.this is excruciating news for our family. yes, the process of getting a pacemaker is done frequently...its a very routing procedure. but just because something is routine doesn't make it any less dangerous. my brother is only 35...younger than i am by a year and a half.the doctors told my brother that he WILL die if he doesn't have the pacemaker put in.my brother doesn't want the pacemaker. he understands fully what that means. he told me he's tired of this world. i didn't know what to say to him other than i love him and that i will be there in the morning for his surgery.

Dark Corners
IN THE DARK CORNERS OF HER WORLD SHE SITS AND STARES AT THE WALLS. WONDERING WHY THIS TIME. WHY NOW. WHAT COULD HAVE SPARKED YET ANOTHER FIGHT. SHES LOST SHES CONFUSED. SHE HAS PENT UP ANGER PENT UP PAIN. SHE NEEDS TO RELEASE. EVERYONE AROUND LISTENS YET NO ONE UNDERSTANDS. THE PAIN ONE HOLDS DEEP INSIDE. SHES IN A DAZE LOST AND SCARED. SHE WALKS TO THE KITCHEN AND GRABS A KNIFE. SHE SLOWLY CUTS HERSELF TO WATCH IT BLEED. THE RELEASE THE PAIN BRINGS ON THE TEARS SHES HOLDING DEEP INSIDE. THE PAIN IS FREE. WHEN IT IS ALL SAID AND DONE HER MIND IS CLEAR. SHE CAN THINK YET AGAIN. AND PREPARE FOR ANOTHER DAY. ANOTHER DAY OF COLD LONELYNESS MISERY AND PAIN. SHE WONDERS WILL IT HAPPEN AGAIN. WILL SHE PICK UP THE KNIFE YET AGAIN AND DO IT ALL OVER ANOTHER DAY? NO ONE WIL KNOW ONLY HER MIND HOLDS THE SECRETS TO THIS. AND NOONE WILL UNDERSTAND WHY. FOR ONLY SHE DOES. THE SECRETS SHE HOLDS DEEP INSIDE. THE PAIN SHE HOLDS NEEDED TO BE RELEASED OR SHE WOULD HAVE LOST HERSELF YET AGAIN. IN THIS CO

New User To Social Networking Sites...argh!
So, here I am, a new user yet again on another social networking site. I have done the MySpace, the Facebook, MyYearbook, and now Fubar...and I still dont really have a clue as to what the hell I am doing! Yeah I know how to "add friends", and that there is a certain stigma attached based on how many friends you have...same here as on the other sites. But, and here is where I get truly lost...what the fuck is "photo bombed" and do I want it, or even better, do I need to be doing it? I see plenty of people on here that have folders of really mundane pictures, and they are labled Bombs....whats the deal? Where do I need to go to figure this all out? Do I really need to figure it out, or is it cool if I just travel around Fubar aimlessly, adding people as i see them, if they interest me of course...God forbid I just randomly add people for the sake of increasing my score... Come on, someone out there can surely take a bit of pity out on a newbie right?

This Is Disturbing
BRIDGEVILLE, Pa. – George Sodini seethed with anger and frustration toward women. He couldn't understand why they ignored him, despite his best efforts to look nice. He hadn't had a girlfriend since 1984, hadn't slept with a woman in 19 years. "Women just don't like me. There are 30 million desirable women in the US (my estimate) and I cannot find one. Not one of them finds me attractive," the 48-year-old computer programmer lamented in a chilling diary he posted on the Internet. For months, he also wrote vaguely about using guns to carry out his "exit plan" at his health club, where lots of young women worked out. On Tuesday, Sodini put his plan into action. He went to the sprawling L.A. Fitness Club in this Pittsburgh suburb, turned out the lights on a dance-aerobics class filled with women, and opened fire with three guns, letting loose with a fusillade of at least 36 bullets. He killed three women and wounded nine others before committing suicide. "He just had a lot of

Thoughts And Wonders. =)
Allow me to start by first saying that I am a woman who carries her own light, who would never leave a friend in the dark. Over the years I have come to realize that people are what people do. Actions do in fact speak volumes over words. You do not just tell someone you're their friend, that you love them, or that you will never break their heart. you show them by enlightening their life with your presence. In the process you do everything in your being not trip over someone Else's genitalia. This my friend is being true to yourself and your word to others. With that being said I am a genuine woman, raised by a single mother of" two" who struggling to just keep food on the table. The one man that did manage to offer some kind of influence in my life taught me That not all man are the same. I may not have been born & fed with a silver spoon. I may not have always had brand new things growing up but that didn't mean I wasn't already surrounded by the very thing that mattered the most,

The Losers
Have you ever wantedTo be someone you're notBut you look into the worldAnd you see what you've gotThere's nothing thereBut brains and gutsFinally open the doorAnd then it shutsLook to the centerAnd I think you'll findThe people that are gettin'They are blindYou changed the channelAnd there's nothing thereYou weren't born prettyAnd it isn't fair...Here's to the losersThe substance abusersTo the rejectsAll the imperfects'Cause I think we're beautiful'Cause I think we're beautiful'Cause I think we're beautifulNo matter what anyone saysI think we're beautifulThem most beautifulIn the worldYou try for jobsBut they say you're strangeYou're sportin' a styleThat they call painSo you get in troubleAnd your brain is goneYou're cryin' out manBut the words are wrongHere's to the losersThe substance abusersTo the rejectsAll the imperfects'Cause I think we're beautiful'Cause I think we're beautiful'Cause I think we're beautifulNo matter what anyone saysI think we're beautifulThem most beautifulIn th

Letting Go...
With everything else that is happening...I've had to finally admit to myself that I have allowed someone to become to damn important to me on this site...I've let myself fall in love with the shadow of a person...Someone who isn't real...Just a face on a screen...Without meaning to...Or even being able to say when it actually happened...All I know is that I looked up one day and realized this person meant more to me than I thought...And now I'm sitting here realizing it's time to let that go...He doesn't know...And he never will from my mouth...There is no point in telling him...For what purpose? All I know is that he loves someone else...I've known that for a long time...And still my traitor heart couldn't say "no" it just kept beating for him...And I've come to the conclusion that I'm not meant to be with him...Or anyone else for that matter...After being single for a year I have yet to go out for a cup of coffee...Let alone on a date...And quite truthfully...I'm not sure I want to..

Geography Lesson
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN (and MAN) Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ; half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed, open to trade and mergers, especially for those with cash and property. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , still enchanting with her glorious past fading gently behind. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through the war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes like Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious

The Darkness Gets Darker Everyday...where Did The Light Go?
Dark Angels represent every bit of pain and suffering that humans have to endure...And I sit here tonite thinking of the creator of the Angels and wondering what sick, depraved sense of humor or madness this God has that He would allow His most beloved of creation to endure such evil on a daily basis Since the day I accepted Christ, accepted the free gift that is offered, I have paid with my tormented soul for that everlasting and eternal salvation and life with God...Well big effing deal! So I get to live forever because I believe Christ is my Saviour and died for my sins...And it's supposed to be a gift freely given... Then why the hell do I have to pay for it day after day watching the pain of my family, friends and just the random people that you see on the street or in the news? From the moment I accepted Christ, for 5 years I did my best to learn, know and live His word...And it's been a non-stop battle against satan, man, evil, what ever the hell you want to call it...Nothing

Do As I Say...not As I Do
Whoever came up with that saying knew what the hell they were talking about...I'm sitting here with those words pounding in my head tonite...As I think about my daughter looking at me today and reminding me "You didn't leave dad when you found out he cheated, remember?" Now I can be haunted by the decision as I watch my baby girl, 7 months pregnant, trying to do the right thing...Keeping her baby, planning to raise it, finish high school, and stay with the MFKN asshole that cheated on her while she's pregnant with his baby... How the hell do you tell her that it's over? Once they've cheated, your relationship is destroyed...It's never gonna be the same...And the baby isn't even here yet...The joy of this baby's birth is marred by the infidelity of a young punk who has no clue what love is...And most likely my daughter doesn't either at her age...But to think that he could do this to my baby girl makes me sick...And to think she is using me as an example of the right decision to make.

My Favorite Card Ever!!
Having You in My Life Is One of the Best Things That's ever Happened to Me In this fast-paced, impersonal, sometimes unfriendly world, I know that I'm really fortunate that you are here, too. You make me feel not so alone. Thank you for all that you are to me. I hope we will be there for each other during all the seasons of our lives, no matter where the road takes us. I can't imagine a circumstance that I would not be around for you or a place in time that I would not want you there with me. Having you in my life is like the best present anyone could ever give me. I have grown to trust you and care about you, and I love sharing the time we spend together. Knowing you lifts me up. You fill an empty space in my heart, and I hope you will stay in my life forever. Written by Donna Fargo The love of my life sent me a card with this written on it and it made me cry with tears of joy. It made me so happy that I wanted to share it. I love you Ernie.

She
She invited me, with the simple grace of her delicate fingers willing me toward her, the slow bat of her eyes as if not to let me from her sight for to long, the sweet curves of the corners of her mouth tracing my name, drawing me in. She lay down for me, her taunt tan body splayed out in front of me like amber fields rippling from the wind with her every breath, her body shifting slowly with every caress from my exploring fingertips, her hair radiating around her alluring face housing eyes as deep and green as emeralds glimmering in the sun. She opened herself to me, like a flower eagerly capturing the penetrating rays of the sun, hungry for its warmth and security, and I danced inside her as a bee, playful with each petal, enveloping myself in sweet nectar covering myself in her essence. She whispered to me, secrets of life, of love, of the universe opening my soul to see creation explode from the tiniest spark into an inferno so hot I could feel myself melt. I could hear my past

A Walk In The Park
Today you decide that maybe you should just go for a walk. Let your mind be free to wonder, and just enjoy nature. So you get into the truck and go to the local park. After walking for about a half an hour along this little used, highly wooded trail. The sky started to get cloudy and it was turning gray fast. You could tell the rain was coming. You decide it was time to go back to the truck. After about ten minutes of walking back toward the truck, You see me there.I am like an angel so very beautiful, and just sitting there on a rock that over hung on the trail. You looked up at me and said, "Hi There", with a nervousness in your voice. You never took your eyes off of me. It was like you couldn't believe how beautiful I was. My brown hair was sitting on my shoulders, my short skit was showing my sexy shapely legs, and my tightly fitting short shirt accentuated my small breast. There was a decent wind blowing and you could tell by my erect nipples that I was chilled. You look at me a

Todays Horoscope
Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) General OverviewAries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20)Cancer (June 21 - Jul 22)Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22)Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22)Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) It's challenging for you to maintain a healthy perspective about a current project. You are tempted to take a good idea and make it so big in your own mind that you lose your effectiveness. Today's eclipse makes it difficult for you to stay focused on what is, rather than dreaming about what could be. For now, when you find yourself drifting off to the land of possibility, bring your awareness back to the present moment and the specific tasks at hand.

Finally
Not gonna be on here long,because I am extremely uncomfortable tonight.I did have a pretty decent pain day though. Ginger is having her kittens!!!!! just wanted to announce it,if I feel better will give updates.One looks like a dark smoke color,the other is black & white. hugs and loves!

My Face Was So Red!!!
We all have had those moments where we just wish for the floor to open up and swallow us whole because we are so damn embarrassed. One of mine was while I was at work. There was this scraggy creepy long stringy haired dirty looking guy pacing back and forth in front of the store. I was helping this very attractive woman in a business suit and looked up to see him walk by the front window for about the 10th time. I opened my huge yap without thinking and said " there's a walking advertisement for celibacy if I have ever seen one". The lady I was helping smiled very sweetly at me and calmly says " I know he is kind of different looking but he is a wonderful man and husband and I love him very much" If there had been a hole for me to crawl into I would have. whats your most embarrassing moment? share people share

What My Heart Feels
“I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots. And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick - it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh - even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didnt call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you - not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.”

Rug Burn..........
I got me a bitch whom I want to 'show up' so tew speak and I need a few million FU bucks......... Now, you can relate to the need...............now give in to the WANT. I love you all with tons of Cyber Heart.................dig it (on knees)

Yesterday,today,tomorrow
Yesterday,Today,Tomorrow The past is something I look back on and wonder why. Today I live and often cry. Tomorrow's the day that never comes, Cause it is my future but do I really have one? The children are playing and having fun. The old ones are dying and there are new ones to come. The people are standing in the grave yard in gloom, And this beautiful world will end all to soon. To say the least man tried his best. Soon God will come and clean up the mess. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.

I'm Feeling A Blog
Yea so I was talking to this guy out here and we started dating. We were together for about 3 weeks b4 I finally decided I was gonna put out. That's not long for some but for me it is. LOL.. Not that I sleep around bc I don't but anyways. He and I rented a Hotel room with a HUGE jacuzi tub in it. He had to work that night at 9pm. Well the sex was REALLY GOOD and I wanted more so I told him to be late to work since he'd just spent 250 on a hotel room he couldn't just leave me in it ALL ALONE.. Well he reluctantly stayed and we had ourselves quite the night. He told his boss he was sick. I didn't hear from him for a couple days after that and finally I texted him. He had lost his job. We have not talked AT ALL since that night he told me he lost his job. I'm wondering if I should call or text him. I already told Him I was sorry but no responses. I know the sex wasn't bad for him and I'm wondering if he's really that pissed about the job or not. I mean I'd be mad but he could'

Finished Before It Started
So my career as a football goalkeeper has seen it's death today. Killed off by doing the job I was put there to do. The weakened hand has taken a pounding over the past few weeks, was just about fully recovered, then whammo. One shot, one hand, one fractured radius bone. Never felt so much pain so quickly. And I never realised I needed my left hand for so many things until I couldn't actually use it.

All My Best
All My Best A little something from me to you. So that you know I am with you. I will do what I can for you. I could never give enough to you You've touched me in a special way. I have never know lovelier days. There has always been something special with you. A caring, a sharing, a want to do. You've taken the time to know me. You gave me love and honesty. You my friend will get nothing less, I will always give my very best

Bet With Papi...
Alright, me and Papi has another bet going on... This time, it's about the NFL!!! Being a die-hard Cleveland Browns' fan, I stand by my boys!!! But Papi is a COWBOYS FAN!!!! Anyway, short story long... We made a bet. At the end of the season, whoever has a better record WINS!!! The prize? A Happy Hour or 100$ bling pack... GAME ON!!!

Bride And Groom Arrested At Wedding
Bride, groom arrested after family brawl at wedding Ahhh, weddings. Just you, your beloved, your family and friends, a horde of police, some bloody noses, a stockpile of ammunition and a domestic battery charge. Twooooooo Wub. The honeymoon was over before it even began for a pair of lovebirds at their Illinois wedding last weekend. According to The Chicago Sun-Times, Sean Kelly walked down the aisle with his roommate's sister (sounds dirty, but it isn't) on July 26. But no one could have guessed what would be on the menu at the reception: knuckle sandwiches. (Ba dum dum. Thank you!) It seems that once the party got started, things went south fast, and a West Side Story-style brawl erupted between the bride and groom's families. (Hey, it happens. I had to cagefight my brother-in-law at my wedding when he requested the Chicken Dance.) "Different people started arguing and it got personal," Huntley Police Chief John Perkins told the Sun-Times. "There was a lot of pushing

Horns
So I think I am growing a horn on my nose....I woke up this morning to a giant scab right on the end...What happened? I don't know! I may be morphing into an unsightly creature...So watch out! Anyways, the 3 year anniversary of joining Fubar is tomorrow...I feel like I should do something special...but what? Idk again...*sigh* Is it bedtime now?

Terrot Cards
http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot/winged/2.jpg">You are The High PriestessScience, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education.The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods.What Tarot Card are You?http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot">Take the Test to Find Out.

Men Are Like........
1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4.. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Bling Contest
Lowest Rating Contest Prizes Will Be Awarded for FIRST, SECOND, and Third Places!! First Place Will Receive There Choice of Either a Auto 11 or Cherry Bomb Bling! Second Place Will Receive a Payback of 50% of all the Entry Fee's! Third Place Will Receive One Pimp out a Day four one Week! The picture with the average rating will win a 10-credit bling! The most commented picture will win five 1-credit blings for them or any member of their chose! Entry Fee will Be One Million Fu-Bucks "Small Price to Pay for a chance at an Auto or Cherry Bomb Bling" Rules The Rules are simple submit the Picture you would like to use in a private message.. Subject Line should say... Contest This is going to a down and dirty contest! The object is to get the other contestants Pictures rated higher then your. In any way you can think of..Getting others to rate them comment on them even yourself rating and commenting on the others. The cont

Night On The Town©
I knew this was going to be one for the record books. I could hear the smile in her voice when I called so say I was on my way. Toy could bring a smile to my lips with the slightest though of her. There is just something about this woman that has grabbed me in a way few others have. There is a peace that settles over you when you find that really "special" person. Someone that seems to be cut from the same cloth,from the same mold. Someone that fits you like a puzzle piece. She looked amazing,just stunning. Her eyes,even in sadness,shined a stellar light, in joy nothing shined brighter. The way the light caught her hair and made it dazzle. Her shape as stunning and beautiful as any famous sculpture in the world. But what always melts my heart...is her smile. I can picture it as if she was right before me. There is no sweeter smile in the world to me. Toy was dressed in a sundress, the color of which brought out her beautiful skin. It was going to get dark soon so we h

The Loss Of A Friend.
She has been gone 13 (15 at time of repost) years now. Time is supposed to heal all wounds. At least that‘s what “they” say. I don’t know who “they” are, but I think they are lying. Or they have never experienced a real wound. She was an amazing woman. She was given to me as a blessing, and became my friend when I had no friends. I had decided that I didn’t want any, either. But Carol was having none of that! She decided that she WAS going to be my friend—whether I liked it or not. She literally drug me out of my chosen isolation, and she made me live. We danced in her living room. We planted flowers. We grew herbs. We cooked interesting things, and most of them were even edible. She bought me my first hazelnut mocha. We made earrings—dream catchers. I still have a few. We talked until we were talked out, and then we talked some more. We played like children do when the adults aren’t watching. She was the first perso

Headlines From The Year 2029
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.85-year $75.8 billion study:

What I Am Thinking..
Well as I sit here and watch what goes on with everyone on fubar, I find myself wondering if I will ever find that special someone. I see lots of couples on here that are happy. Whether married or just dating a lot of people here have a lot to be thankful for. There are many of us out there that are still looking or just have given up. I am not one of those just looking for a good time. I am one that really truly wants to be happy. I am not saying that the internet is the way to go, for I have tried everywhere. Much to my luck I only get the ones that want to play head games or just want to cam. I am not above all that but I am also not looking for that. If that was the case Fubar is the ulitmate place to be. LMAO I am looking for that special someone that does not care that I am not perfect or that I have my faults. They will want and love me for who I am and nothing more. But does this fantasy really exist? Or is it just a fantasy??

Realizations/thoughts
I believe in soulmates...I just do not think we end up with them very often. I am a realist..NOT a pessimist I think it takes way too much energy to hold onto hatred and grudges. those who claim to be the least judgmental are usually the worst I think most people are selfish and just refuse to admit it...yet claim to be very giving When I say whatever...it really DOES mean fuck you I want to be adopted...my family is crazy and I have given up on them I am terrified of dying before seeing my kids grow up I am sick of docs and really believe they have more of my DNA than I do at this point. I will be nice enough not to tag on this one like I was

Redsoxfan Bday Is Coming Up Will U Help Me~~~
On August 11, 2009 my Fu Hubby will turn another year older and I would like to make it a special birthday for him~~~ So i'm asking anyone that can help to help. Please buy me a 6 credit bling pack and once I recieve 30 of them I will give away either an Auto 11 or Cherrybomb to one of the 30 people who purchased me a 6 credit bling pack. And as a bonus I will do two bombs of my own and he will do two bombs also and everyone that helps will get bombed all four times. So please dig deep people and if you can help do help~~~~~~~~ By the way if we get over 30 people to help, for each additional 20 people that make a gift of a 6 credit bling pack, I will draw for another Auto 11 or Cherry Bomb...... If you read my blog and c my bully please repost it for me....thanks in advance for your help!!!!!!!!!

Tick Tock In Wonder Land.
Sitting here alone as the tick goes tock, Seconds go by with each tick tock, Yet there's no clock to go tick tock, It may not be there but I see the Clock, And that clock goes tick tock, I watch that second hand move as it goes Tick Tock, Tick tock goes the invisable clock tick tock tick tock, When will I get out of this room that goes tick tock, All I see is white rooms n that damn clock that goes tick tock, tick tock tick tock the cat sat up the clock as it went tick tock, It smiled and asked if I heard the tock tick or the tick tock, I said no why would I hear a tick tock, or a tock tick from a clock, A clock that aint ther with a cat that asked if I heard the tick tock; from that annoying clock of tock tick tick tock, With a smile his tail moved with the tick tock, Then your ok your just as mad as the rest of us here.

The Sacred Chao
THE SACRED CHAO is the key to illumination. Devised by the Apostle Hung Mung in ancient China, it was modified and popularized by the Taoists and is sometimes called the YIN-YANG. The Sacred Chao is not the Yin-Yang of the Taoists.It is the HODGE-PODGE of the Erisians. And, instead of a Podge spot on the Hodge side, it has a PENTAGON which symbolizes the ANERISTIC PRINCIPLE, and instead of a Hodge spot on the Podge side, it depicts the GOLDEN APPLE OF DISCORDIA to symbolize the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE. The Sacred Chao symbolizes absolutely everything anyone need ever know about absolutely anything, and more! It even symbolizes everything not worth knowing, depicted by the empty space surrounding the Hodge-Podge. HERE FOLLOWS SOME PSYCHO-METAPHYSICS. If you are not hot for philosophy, best just to skip it. The Aneristic Principle is that of APPARENT ORDER; the Eristic Principle is that of APPARENT DISORDER. Both

My New Owner
I HAVE A NEW OWNER Come meet him and show him some love he deserves it.You know how it goes rate,fan,add,bling him. Not only has he been a great owner but he always kept my spirits up over the last week when ive been sick.

You're An Angel
You're an Angel that nobody can see,Still an Angel is what you are to meAn angel from heaven is what you areIn my sky you're definably a heavenly starYou're an angel with beauty & graceYou're kind & sweet, you have an angel faceYou have very graceful angel wingsHappiness and joy are just some things that an angel can giveIn my heart & mind is where you're livingYou have hair as soft as the white cloudsA guardian angel is what Ive gotten. Your eyes are like sapphires that shine bright.When everything is dark, you give me light.You're an angel that gives me a reason to live, You're an angel that teaches me to give. You're an angel that teaches me the right things to say. You're my angel & Ill always care.You're my angel & you know Ill always be there.

Another
Another day and it is another day? I wish someone Happy Birthday via the net and another in person only to be corrected that today isn't Thursday but Wednesday. Who knows maybe I'll forget who I am and remember everything? Norio

My First Time To Blog Here
this looks like a place i can tell about my kinky stde. it started when i got that centurion catilogge in the mail it came in my name even so i was only nine years old. i loved the pictures and illstrations strerring up insiided of me i didn't understand then and i'm not real sure i do yet. but the diy is cast and i must explore myself my sexuality. more later when i get motr courage.

"my Poem To My Wife" Titled Just Because...
Just Because Many men have tried to define love, the emotions entailed, the mindset involved and to determine why they love. I have thought and thought and we have talked and talked and pondered and pondered, drawn to curiosity of why I love you…I have no reason that I love you, but I have found that my only reason is, just because. I love you just because. I like your beautiful personality, but I love you just because, I like your amazing intellect, but I love you just because. Your compassionate heart, but I love you just because. Your astounding beauty that has the ability to move me, but I still love you for you. My heart won’t allow me to label the reasons why I love, you, because there aren’t great reasons, but “I love you for you”.-I love you just because. Ivory Smith

Short Fuses
So at this point I have an incredibly short fuse. I have never been one to sit idly by while abuses were going on around me. As of late, the trigger to signite my fuse very quickly is my sister. She has a way to instigate. She did it Sunday by spitting on me, and breaking my favorite necklace (and yes I did smack her for that) and hitting me with a broomstick for no reason other than she is a big bowl of nuts. I didn't take that crap from my mother when I grew older, and I damn sure am not taking it from a free-loading, lying, stealing, coke-whore. Well some background on the whole situation: About a month ago I found out I had to move. I was looking for another place, and my uncle and my mom both asked me if I wouldn't mind taking over the lease to his house, since my sister hasn't paid rent there in over a year, and is letting the house turn to crap. I agreed. Later (about 2 weeks) she was arrested for traffic attachments. After my mom and dad bailed her out, she admitted to coca

Medical Update On My Eyes
Try to keep this short. About a month ago I started to have some irritation in both eyes. So I changed to a new pair of contacts. No relief so I stopped wearing them. Still no relief. They were red.. itchy... soree.. swollen.. and my vision was blurred. Thinking it was allergies, I went to the Dr. He agreed and gave me a prescription for drops. The drops didn't help a lot, and kinda burned when I put them in. Last week I was away at the beach and since I got no relief I knew it was not an allergy. Being at the beach would have taken me away from the trouble. I went to the eye dr yesterday. Not allergies at all. Far from it. I was shocked at the diagnosis and really didn't ask questions because I didn't know what to say. This Dr. says my immune system is attacking and destroying my corneas. Sounds strange.. and a bit scarey. He could not do a proper exam because my eyes are too swollen. I can't read anything on the screen with my right eye. The left is blurry but I ca

Just Say Yes
The Invitation ♫ ♫ It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing. It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love for your dream for the adventure of being alive. It doesn’t interest me what planets are squaring your moon… I want to know if you have touched the centre of your own sorrow if you have been opened by life’s betrayals or have become shrivelled and closed from fear of further pain. I want to know if you can sit with pain mine or your own without moving to hide it or fade it or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy mine or your own if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful to be realistic to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn’t interest me if the story you

Jezebel Was Caned
You've waited and wondered and begged for me to get this video up.It is now available at www.clips4sale/store/31225This is my one and ONLY time of ever being caned.I was caned by the wonderful Mr. Savage Ron.I know it is a lengthy clip but you would not have wanted to miss a moment of my personal journey into this field.This is moment in time that will NEVER be repeated.It is definately something you don't want to miss.Go check it out.Thank you all for your support and patience.Jezebel Tempting

Happy Birthday Mom!
I did get to go to the movies last night after all! After I’d taken Sarah to bed and she told me “don’t let the bedbugs bite” and made me pinky swear they wouldn’t, Martha and Mary were downstairs watching “America’s Got Talent” on tape and told me about “Transformer: Revenge of the Fallen” playing at ten fifteen. It was about nine thirty when they told me this, so I got the money for an evening ticket as well as a small popcorn and drink from them. (You have to have popcorn or it’s just NOT a movie-going experience, as I learned when I took my nephew Patrick and his friend Peter with me to see “Revenge of the Sith” four years ago!) At Carmike Cinemas that owns the mall’s theatre (when Sarah found out yesterday the women were taking her to see “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs” she replied elegantly, “We’re going to the theatre!”) on “Stimulus Tuesdays” you c

The Real Foxy08
Just incase you were curious what the REAL FoXy80 looks like: Thanks to AidanCaleb for passing this along to me. She sent this to him then blocked him. AidanCaleb's Link: http://www.fubar.com/user/2657273

No Tickets To His Funeral
You're a 19 year old kid.You're critically wounded and dying in the jungle in the Ia DrangValley, 11-14-1965, LZ X-ray , Vietnam . Your infantry unit isoutnumbered 8 - 1 and the enemy fire is so intense, from 100 or 200yards away, that your own Infantry Commander has ordered the MediVac helicopters to stop coming in. You're lying there, listening to the enemy machine guns and you know you're not getting out. Your family is 1/2 way around the world, 12,000 miles away and you'll never see them again. As the world starts to fade in and out, you know this is the day.Then - over the machine gun noise - you faintly hear that sound of ahelicopter..!!You look up to see an un-armed Huey!! But.... it doesn't seem realbecause no Medi-Vac markings are on it.Ed Freeman is coming for you..!!He's not Medi-Vac so it's not his job, but he's flying his Huey downinto the machine gun fire anyway. Even after the Medi-Vacs were ordered not to come.He's coming anyway.And he drops it in and sits there i

Americas Got Talent
Well now I am hooked on this show. I have to say its a little more interesting then American Idol..because you see it all on here. I am really amazed with the acrodunkers.. and Kevin Skinner is truly amazing. If you watch it..hes the chicken catcher..that everyone got a laugh out of in the beginning..but at the end..has truly amazed all. I also got to say..move over simon..I got a new crush on Pierce! Anyways..wondering if anyone else has been watching this?? and who is your favorite?

The Antsy Rantsy Vibester...
Rant- I'm a dude you can vibe with, Sit down and cry with, I'ma try and take you up higher than the sky is, Dinners with the candles, some pictures on the mantle, I'll make you so hot, you'll be hard for me to handle. Teach1- so we'll dismantle...the structures of yer fears, built up over the years and replace them all with cares, tears nolonger mortar, we borderline upon the infinite, in order to build it beautiful, our love puts the cement in it... Rant- solidifcation, to build a stronger foundation, in this relation, without the hesitation, I'll be the demonstration, life can be amazin' together when we facin' words stronger than infatuation, this is no tribulation, I'm here for the duration, you can be my sin, and I can be your salvation. Teach1- its been a while, this faithless praying...i found i nook that i can lay in and not be bothered by what they sayin...i seek the sky when contemplating jus how long this loves been waiting...now its here and for the

Shooting
The shooting today in Pittsburgh is depressing because the dude who had women problems went off on other women and killed himself.Can you get that far gone then go to a LA Fitness and explode. Nobody saw that he needed help----this happens way to much in our society!!!

Can Someone Explain This?
So my 8 year old has been saying she wnts to learn about God..so I called a couple of local churches to see how I could get her enrolled in Sunday school. I was told I had to be a parishoner..I explained to the woman that I am an atheist but I think it should be my daughters decision as to what religion she follows..and that she cannot do that without learning first. She said sorry cant do it unless you are a parishoner...ok welll after a lengthy debate..I wasnna know WHY!? They turn my 8 year old away(these good Christian people) because I would not go to church? I explained that I feel I am not the right one to teach her as even subconsciously my feelings may come out and influence her. So wtf is the deal here? assholes do not judge..haha fuckin funny *end rant* PS any of ya have any ideas for me?

Ironic Life
Sometimes, we realize to change for the better just when the situation got worse.. we realize to finally correct our mistakes just when those mistakes have cause irreversible damage.. we finally decided to prove ourselves worthy just when the person whom you want to prove your worth has already decided that your not worth it at all.. Most of the lessons are learned when the test is over, that's how IRONIC LIFE is..

Animated Biographies.
"Your blade skill has increased. You should rest and meditate on what you've learned." Fuck yes. And my awesomeness continues. Across the room, over by the computer, I hear Gimpy The Wondertard steadily babbling at herself in frustration. As usual. I figure she's trying to read again, or mayhap think. Either way, it's a huge challenge. "I'm through talking to you!" Wow, asshole...I hate Skingrad. My GOD, would she PLEASE shut the fuck up!? It's a proven fact that someone that can only read outloud, or mutter while reading is showing signs of lower intelligence. Much akin to 'mouth breathing'. Finally she asks for help. I saw THIS coming. "Matt, c'mere...I cain't figgure this out." "Hmm?" "Whut's an animated biography?" "Obviously it's a biography that's animated." "But ah dun' git how thay want me ta' do it." "Wait...Your medical transcription class wants you to make an animated biography? That's fucking apples and oranges, lemme see what you mean." *pause* I get up, and

Yup
"But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending we don't learn how to read the signs. How to tell from the ones who want us and the ones who don't, the ones who will stay and the ones who will leave. And maybe a happy ending doesn't include a guy, maybe... it's you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is... just... moving on."

Government Spending
I’m beside myself. I am a 54 year old, single, Californian male with no dependants or family. I was a “Personal Services Contractor” with the intelligence community. I was assign the middle east and northern Africa 1981-1993. My income was cut in half due to Multiple Sclerosis, November 1993. I was told by government representatives “You can NO longer perform your mission.” I was dropped like a HOT rock. I do not have the ability to print money to shore up my budget. I am so offended with the manor our federal government “BAILED OUT” the banking and auto industries. I ask WHY? No one stepped in to bail me out, then or now. It is up to me to decide weather I pay for my medications, food, health care or keep a roof over my head. It was NOT errors in my judgment that caused the 50% loss of income, but it was up to me, me to deal with it. My health care is doing an adequate job, I have no complaints except for my increasing cost. But I will suffer

Remember A Soldier
Remember a soldier. Doesnt matter from when or from where. When they were killed. Post to remember so none are forgotten. LT Jess Hill-died Ice pack PO Steven Duque- died ice pack PO Nate Brukenthal- kia iraq ALL Coast Guard above. Mikael, jj, davis, martin, jed, juan, perry, cedar you lives are not forggoten, as medics you were the best of our group. you are not forgotten. We will meet again my friends Army, navy and 1 marine medics above. anyone listed below or comments made bless a soldier, say thank you to them, clap for them in airports, buy them lunch, help them and say thank you.

Marijuana Moratorium -- How To Ignore The Voters And The Law
By Steve Elliott in Chronic City, Government, Health Tuesday, Aug. 4 2009 @ 12:45PM Dispensary moratorium: Latest political fad? One by one, across California, the lights are winking out. In city after city, town after town, patients who had dared hope they would at last have safe access to the medicine recommended by their physicians are having those hopes dashed by political cowardice, inertia, and the status quo. In case you haven't noticed, medical marijuana is yet another front in the culture wars. Conservative hamlets which aren't yet ready for the 21st Century notion of patients being legally allowed to treat themselves with cannabis are turning off the light of hope for those who have already waited 13 years for the hope of Proposition 215 to become a reality. Cheering on the dispensary ban fad are our friends at the California Police Chiefs Association, who released a reefer madness-tinged "report" in April claiming that cities allowing dispen

Global Warming And A One World Bank;..wtf!?
Ok I know global warming....but how does a solar hickup get turned into a full out climate change and then get used as a vehicle for promoting a world currency...so we can just starve while waiting in a bread line and collecting unemployment?

Friend Pic's....
I recently had a bad experience with one of the Fubar Bouncers. I posted a pic of her in one of my albums & forgot to ask permission to do so. She, (of course) called me out on it & deleted me as a friend before I had a chance to apologize for my actions. So I'd like to take this opportunity to ask all my friends, If by some chance I did not ask permission to put you in my album & you feel violated some how. Please let me know & I'll be more than happy to remove your pic. Just like the Bouncer in question, the women in my album are drop dead gorgeous & I wanted to honor your beauty some how.

Marriage
I don’t know much about marriage other then what I’ve seen and what I’ve heard married people talk about but I came to a conclusion that I can’t imagine myself having the feeling of being imposingly bond to one person for life. And it’s not that I am scared of the commitment; it’s that I am scared of arguing over who’s turn is it to wash the dishes, being misunderstood at times and having a difficult time conveying my thoughts and feelings into words, losing the desire to have sex with the women laying next to me every night, having to take the back seat of her heart because of our children, or resenting someone over limiting my freedom to be selfish. In top of that being conformed to my choices that brought me to my marriage and being unease about that choice but at the same time afraid to let it go. To settled for the marriage because of its convenience. To have my life become a sort of prison cell that has in unlocked door but I'm not too su

Measure Of A Man (repost)
Define to me if you can The measure of a man Is it how he makes you feel safe Or cruel words that make you feel disgraced Is it candy and roses Or black eyes and bloody noses Is it the gentle touch of his hand Or fear when you don’t obey his jealous commands Is it sleeping in his arms at night Or his unfaithful lies Is it breakfast in bed Or him wishing you were dead Is it dinner by candle light Or how you always fight Is it him serenading you with poem and song Or how everything you do is wrong Is it how he moves Heaven and earth to prove his love Or how nothing you do is never enough Some one help me understand The measure of a man

A Dream
I had a dream last night about someone who had just entered my life, a friend I thought & I got this passage out of it! Hope you understand & like it! SOMETIMES I GET SO WEIRD, I FREAK MYSELF OUT JUST WONDERING IF YOU'RE NEAR WITHOUT YOU IN MY LIFE IT SEEMS HARD ENOUGH TO BREATH IT FEELS LIKE SOMEBODY RIPPED MY HEART OUT & LEFT ME TO BLEED WHAT USE IS IT TO YOU, IF YOU'RE NOT LISTENING ANYWAY IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO BE ALONE BUT THERE'S A PIECE OF ME THAT FEELS SO EMPTY I WANTED TO BE LIKED BY YOU, I WANTED TO BE YOUR EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN TO A BUNCH OF PLACES, SEEN A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT FACES YET I STILL FEEL I'M LOOKING FOR YOU WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES, IT'S YOU THAT I SEE! OF ALL THE THINGS TO BELIEVE IN... SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY YOUR ORA & KARMA HAD APPEARED TEARS FROM BEHIND MY EYES, YET I DON'T CRY UNTIL I CAN TOUCH IN WHAT I BELIEVE UNTIL THAT DAY WHEN IT'S JUST YOU AND ME!!!

Vanilla Or Dom/sub
You Scored as Submissive You are a natural submissive, and live to please your partner. While you have a will of your own, you enjoy challenging yourself if it gives someone you care about pleasure. While you are smart and decisive, you enjoy "letting someone else drive" at times. You are a rare and beautiful creature, and will be *extremely* cherished when under the care of the right Dominant. [ Submissive 70% (Wow...neck & neck with being a Dom almost) Dominant 65% Vanilla 38% Sycophant / Doormat 25% Abuser / Jackass 15% Vanilla or Dom/Sub

Reznor.
“I just want something I can never have."“My doctor says, 'You've got one of the hardest ones to treat because it's not bipolar, it's not up and down, you're always just about a quart low in the mood department,” “I've become impossible, holding on to when everything seemed to matter more.”

Rollins.
“I believe that today more than ever a book should be sought after even if it has only one great page in it. We must search for fragments, splinters, toenails, anything that has ore in it, anything that is capable of resuscitating the body and the soul.”“Nothing Brings People together more, than mutual hatred”“It'll destroy you if you try to make it mean anything to anyone but yourself.”"I'm not homophobic. I'm just as interested in your sex life as I'm interested in staring at a bucket of dirt for thirty years. I'm falling asleep already. I bet it makes you mad that you're all the same to me. Straight. Gay. Bi. You'll all the same. Boring. Nineteen piercings in your cock? Like to get tied up and beaten by some woman in black leather? Zzzzzzzzzz." "If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I will write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always. I will capture nights all over the

Quotage.
I'll update this as I find more insightful schtuff. Friedrich Nietzsche -Although the most acute judges of the witches and even the witches themselves, were convinced of the guilt of witchery, the guilt nevertheless was non-existent. It is thus with all guilt. -Fear is the mother of morality. -In heaven, all the interesting people are missing. -It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book.-The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. -There is not enough love and goodness in the world to permit giving any of it away to imaginary beings. J.R.R Tolkien -It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. -Not all who wander are lost. Terry Pratchett -I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence o

New Music
BlastFM added these Artists to its play list: Free Ezra Furman and the Harpoons Prototype Fatboy slim From Bubblegum To Sky Silversun Pickups BlastFM plays great music you don't hear anywhere else. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

"wrong Time"
There are certain things you can't control... You may love two people at the same time.. In the eyes of many, that kind of love is wrong.. but sometmes, finding another one to love when you already have someone proves a thing.. that no matter what you do, if destiny states that you should meet him/her, it will always find a way.. even if it's in a "wrong time"

Contest Attempt #2
Thick girl's contest Must enter full body picture NSFW entries allowed Rates Only Prize is a Happy Hour Contest Host: CURVALICIOUS SISTER GROUP2 THE CANDY SHOP $safe_uid_dname@ fubar I'll be there will you?

Considering
Considering my past, ive dealt with alot of hurt..! ♥ I have been betrayed by the onez i love the most az well az my closest friendz..! ♥ When i was at my worst, they have been many timez that i was kicked down when i was already weak...! ♥ Ive learned not to completely trust anyone to the fullest extent...! ♥ I learned alot about myself and someone who i thought i could go to with any and everything...! ♥ You learn the hard way and itz alwayz you that endz up with the heartache...! ♥ I Never before believed that you could love someone unconditionally but now i know you truly can & no matter what happenz, you will love them regardless of the pain they have caused...! ♥ Ive realized to never trust someone with your heart...! ♥ Alwayz gaurd it & let them in slowly...! ♥ Dont give more than the equal amount...! ♥ But everyone in life getz hurt, heartbroken, scared, lonely, walked all over & taken advantage of...! &heart

Update2
well i had an interview at metro pcs(cell company) the other day and ive pretty much got the job i just have to wait til friday to know when i start... the reason i have to wait is because there is a girl there that has an interview with a bank tomorrow and depending on her interview thats when i know when to start....if she doesnt get hired at the bank they are going to make her a manager at one of the phone stores and im gonna start right away...if she does get hired they will have to hire a manager first because i guess he cant hire another clerk until a manager is hired...he said he would have hired me as a manager if he could but corporate wouldnt approve of someone being hired as a manager that hasnt sold cell phones before...sooooo yay

What I Am Doing
So, I have decided I need a break from fubar! I have things I need to take care of, in my real life. Priorities etc!!! I was going to delete, but decided not too, after all the work ive put into the page and those of you that have helped me! Im not on as much lately, but I just wanted to let people know that as of this weekend I wont be on here for a while! I just need a break and need to figure some things out in my life! also need a break from the wierdos on fubar, and the annoying fu's LOL I will also be making my shoutbox family only, for now, and for when I come back! For those of you who have my email~ keep in touch~ i will be checkin email!.Take care everyone! Be back soon

Lmao
Just humming along… I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Bless Me Father/italian Boy's "confession"
Joey: Bless me Father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl. Priest: Is that you, Joey Pagano? Joey: Yes, Father, it is Priest: And who was the girl you were with? Joey: I can't tell you , Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. Priest: Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tian Minetti? Joey: I can not say Priest: Was it Teresa Mazzarelli? Joey: I'll never tell Priest: Was it Nina Capelli? Joey: I'm sorry. I can not name her. Priest: Was it Cathy Piriano? Joey: My lips are sealed Priest: Was it Rosa DiAngelo? Joey: Please, Father, I can not tell you. At this point the Priest sighs in frustration and says: Priest: You're very tight lipped and I admire that. But you have sinned and you have to atone. Therefore you can not be an Alter Boy for 4 months. Now go and behave yourself. Joey walks back to his pew and his friend Franco slides over and whispers: Franco: What did you get? Joey: 4 month va

My Submmissive Side
first off to Aany reading this.......... if Yyou do not know what submissive means i can assure NO it doesn't mean doormat nor does it mean kinky for Aany and Eeveryone............ so here goes i kneel quietly waiting for Him i am His gift and His alone my heart, body, and soul shall one day belong to Him i thought Wwe had found Eeach Oother but alas no Wwe remain friends Wwe are close, if that poses a problem, so be Wwe are Ffamily and Yyou dont walk away from Ffamily i kneel, head lowered, my eyes waiting to shine for Him when He finds me i will know my body will tighten, my hearrt will beat to His, and my flame will finally catch my gift to Him is not one given lightly my gift to Him will also be one of true deep love,trust, respect and submission for Him alone can understand this precious gift of His He will be the One to handle my mind and tongue that doesn't shutup i will be His partner and He will respect my opinions and give guidance as needed if Yyou dont

Srsly?
He thinks he will have success?... "am looking for the hottest women on fu for 2009 i havent made the folder yet,but as soon as i do i will personally say on the folder who was the first to belong to that folder as well as permanantly say it in my status bar.The Kicker is you get to name the folder,please invite all your hot girlfriends... nothing from fu will be added,only new and personalized pics,and iam a huge lover of a nice butt,thighs,hips,and you have all three and a pretty face,Oh and we cant forget those nice ta's the skimpier the better all the way to nude,please dont add them till i proof them first and add a b/g to them nothing in there will go in without it,must have your sexy face in any pose and do send a few so i can pick the best shot,and for your booty id love to show that off in a full booty shot no side shot for it,u have a beautiful bum, anyways rite2ripp@gmail.com is my addy"

Fisher Price
I ordered two games for my boys' "Smart Cycle". It's a game where children can "ride" a stationary bike and learn letters, colors, body parts, healthy eating...things like that. It's kind of nice because even though it's a game, they are learning and being somewhat active. I got them in the mail yesterday and my 3 year old just HAD to try his game out. It was some Elmo one. I'll put a picture of the game at the end of this. Anyway, he was doing the section that was about spelling. The first word was "won". Now, the last time I checked that meant that you beat a game/race/competition. The past tense of the word win, right? Well, they put up a picture of the NUMBER one. Maybe I need to invest in some new type of dictionary. How do they expect children to learn from those games? lol.

Running Away
So for 8 months now I've been single and with all the bad that's happened with the whole dating thing I figured out why. Can't help but still be in love with this guy. He don't deserve it but I am. Not that he's a bad guy but anyone willing to turn there back on a good thing doesn't deserve to have it. I've lived in NY my whole life and now in less than 2 months I'll be moving to florida. I'm really excited but the truest reason of all is to get as far away as possible from HIM. We are good friends now but day by day I beginning to hate the way I feel. Some days I wake so angry at myself I start to cry. Others I numb myself and lie and say everything is going to be ok It's just not. Then I try of thinking of all the things that makes him wrong for me. Can't find that many if any at all. How cruel can life really be. I have great friends, a good family and a very good job but I'm not allowed to be happy with anyone? Really is this my fate in life. He doesn't know but I can't even

Coming! Necropolis Glyph Guide
Necropolis Glyph Guide to help the war power leveling One of the core elements of the Necropolis of Zandri and its Public Quests and Lairs are Glyphs. Today, we'll walk you through everything you need to know about Glyphs, including where to find them and which Glyphs you must have to gain entry into which Lairs. Read on for your one-stop guide to the the Necropolis of Zandri Glyphs!Glyphs - General InfoGlyphs are items you must obtain in order to gain access to the Lairs in the Necropolis of Zandri. Players can obtain Glyphs from participating in the Public Quests in the Necropolis of Zandri-each Public Quest awards a unique Glyph. Glyph unlocks are tracked in your Tome of Knowledge, and different Glyph combinations will grant you access to the associated Lairs.Glyphs are not permanent. Once you successfully defeat a Lair boss, the Glyphs you needed to gain access to that Lair will disappear. You must re-obtain any Glyphs you've used up by completing a Lair boss kill.You can keep trac

The Common Questions
Do you know Age of Conan Power Leveling? I have some game guide about it, and I want to share them with all of you. I think if you read my tips, you will up grade your game level fast. Believe me. This document will guide you through your first steps in Middle-Earth, and I collect the following common questions to help you in some ways. In fact, online games can also teach you something. I know a place where can buy AoC Power Leveling. And there you can learn something which you have not known before. In the game, do you know how to move? It is easy. You can also use the mouse to look around while moving. By holding both the left and right mouse keys you can move by mouse alone. You can alter these settings in the options panel. Last, I want to say something about attacking. The easiest method is to double mouse click on the creature or being you wish to attack. This will engage the auto attack function. Alternatively you can use tab to target the nearest foe or single mouse click

A True Friend
Heather, I feel like I need to write this and don't even understand why myself. In ones you meet many people you call friends. But you only have one best friend and one soul mate not usually one of the same. You have a way about you that pulls one in, making everyone that knows you want to be that one and only in your life, to be able to share what you have and experience what you do just to be a part of your life. I can tell your holding back on your own happiness to make others around you happy, but it's time for you now to be the one in your life that is happy and I think I know just the person that can take you there. If your looking for a soul mate I'm looking for a best friend and I think we both know what the other is truly looking for. The wall you have put up is not to keep every one out but to see who loves you enough to climb it, see you on the other side. Jeff

How To Survive Death:
one day it occured to me that everything we are; Who we are as people, family, friends, morals....everything. Its all just memories. Electrical connections firing across neurons. When death takes hold, those memories die too. When we are gone, all thats left is the memory of what was. The key to immortality is to make that memory of what was last an eternity. Do you want to live forever? Make your life count. Effect those around you. If you make a big enough impression, people will be sharing the memories of what was until the end of time.

Life In The Fast Lane
yes it is true, life is a highway. to be more specific its a one way highway with two lanes a fast lane and a slow lane. which is better the fast lane or the slow lane? up until this past year ive been living my life in the fast lane. let me tell you when your in the fast lane theres so many things you dont see. i didnt realize how much stuff i passed up. so many chances to be happy but now its to late, because its a one way highway there is no turning back. living life in the fast lane may be fun but your passing up all the good things in life.if you slow down and take your time you will notice all the things youve been mmissing. word of advice slow down while your still young. i wish i would have. so you ask me which is better the fast lane or the slow lane? i would have to say the slow lane from experiance cause you never know what you have untill you pass it upif your in the fast lane its going to take longer for it to catch up to you. while if your in the slow lane you can deal w

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My Friends Mom That Is Like A Mom To Me
Please Pray For My Friends Mom That Is Like A Seond Mom Too Me. She Just Went To The Hospital Via Ambulance Like Five In A Half Hour Ago...She Was Weak And Had Hight Blood Presure And Low Sugar And Mite Has A Urine Aftection Or A Kidney Problem That All I Have Heard So Far And Yes She Diabetes And She Is 76 :-( And No This Ain't No Joke. ___________________________________________ Update: I Know I've Been Lagging On This But Just Want To Say She Has Been Home For About Few Days Now And She Is Doing Fine. She Is Recoving And Having Therapy On Her Legs Cause Her Legs Are Weak Right Now So I Just Wanted To Give Everybody The Updated News And Thank You Too EVeryone That Gave Their Loves And Concerns Means Alot Too Me And Her. I Told Her That Was People Leaving Loves And Prayers And She Was Happy Thank You...

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The Shadows Of War
remembrance of rage,bloody brutal battle,and forever silence...of25,000 buried within.Their bronzed vacant eyes mirror hills splashedwith ripped, twisted steel and mounds of bodies.Their nostrils burnfrom smoldered rubber and festered remains.They hear the echo of wailing comrades,and enemies alike.Black, polished granite beneath their bootsbears no name.The epitaph resounds: © LT.David Martin

Who Woulda Thunk It...
Ok... so I make my scratch designing, building, ans supporting computer networks for small to mid-sized businesses... the average lebgth of a client relationship with the companies I serve is 10 - 12 years... I am not the wham-bam-thank-you-maam sort of network guy... I spend a lot of non-billable time taking the 20+ years of experience and trying (more often than not vainly) to educate my clients on smart business practice where their data is concerned - I am a stickler for backup systems, and I urge all my clients to spend the time (and money) to have a Disaster Recovery plan developed and tailored for their system... Today I have spent the better part of 12 hours thus far working on recovering an e-mail system that had the unfortunate luck to be connected to a faulty power protection device... so.. let's go to the back up - in fact the redundant backup... because this client lives and dies by e-mail accessibility... So.. when I go to restore the system, I find that the last known

Creative Puns For Smart Minds
1. The roundest knight at King Arthurs Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.5. The butcher b acked into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.6. No matter how much you push the envelope, itll still be stationery.7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, You stay he

Little Kenny
LITTLE KENNY ON MATH (Part 1) A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Kenny.He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'The teacher replies

A Da Blah
I hate it when I forget to turn up the volume on my cell phone to wake me up, but luckily I had another clock set. I didn't wake up too late though... I met up with Evan and Laura at a sushi joint. They were waiting on their sushi for their breakfast. I didn't have any, I had coffee and a cookie. Took the train down town and wondered around the mall for a while. I don't even know why Evan came along..he was pretty tired and it was basically me and Laura looking at clothes. We had some lunch at some burger malt joint in the mall...never been there....they're alright. I wondered into the arcade area and found a game that I haven't played in the longest time. It's like that Dance Dance Res game, only you just use your hands...so I played a round of that. Then they left early to get ready for nerd night or whatever and I wondered around the mall alone. I felt a bit lonely...and wasn't that fun seeing them all over each other lol...I miss that... I actually went back to the arcade plac

Oh Peas...
For as long as I can remember and no matter where I go, peas get cooked wrong. In fact they don't even need to be cooked hardly at all. When I see peas boiling away in some pot I think, no wonder nobody likes peas. This is not how to cook them! Poor peas....soggy, all that nutrition leached out into the water. All you have to do is get a pan hot, throw in a dab of butter, or a splash of oil or hell, even a smack of duck fat. Add the desired amount of frozen peas. Sizzle sizzle salt and pepper And that's it. Serve right away as this is the last thing yo cook when tossing a meal together.

Habitual Face Rapist...greatest She Ever Tasted...
S-A-double-V - The Most Interesting S-MKFR on Fubar said: savored with an OMG, "it's so pretty," and a happy face, and I give like I get - leave her blessed, no honey wasted. Half the game was the swallow, and half the game was where I placed it. She wanted me to finish, but The End, I couldn't embrace it. Every ridge, and every ripple needed her tongue to trace it, so she could close her eyes, and recognize Heaven's sensation, across her brain... worked her face til she was sore, from speaking in tongues, and gobbling her explanation.... -Each1 Teach1- said: below the belt, above the knees is my location, permanently posted like some pilings in her ocean, sendin her home boastin bout tha freshcoasts locomotion...slathered in exotic lotions, emotions painted so vividly, gather an understanding of just how much youve given means to me...we skip away gingerly, mingling with the infinity, its been a long time but nowhere near as afar as i can see.... ANT ᵀᴴᴱ ßA

Impeach
I have noted that many elected officials, both Democrats and Republicans, called upon America to unite behind Obama. Well, I want to make it clear to all who will listen that I AM NOT uniting behind Obama! I will respect the Office which he holds, and I will acknowledge his abilities as an orator and wordsmith and pray for him, BUT that is it. I have begun today to see what I can do to make sure that He is a one-term President!Why am I doing this?It is because I do not share Obama's vision or Value system

Penis
Penis Facts Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches The Longest: 13 inches The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale) Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons Av Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from develo erage speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Penis Facts
Penis Facts Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches The Longest: 13 inches The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale) Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons Av Sperm li

Weeds You Can Eat.
I can remember as a kid blowing the fuzz off of a dandelion weed and making a wish. Little did I know that dandelions were nutritious. Dandelion greens are considered a leafy vegetable that contain more nutrition than broccoli. Having a higher content of vitamins A, and C, and iron. Dandelions also contain lots of magnesium and potassium. The best time to eat dandelion greens is in the spring and early summer when the leaves are still young. Dandelion greens should be harvested in early spring, before the flowers appear. They’re a bit bitter but taste fantastic in a salad. You can also saute the flowers, roots and leaves with onion and garlic, serve them on a sandwich or salad, boil the leaves and serve like spinach or add them to your green smoothies like I do!

Few Days
Well for few days now i have been able to sleep with out being woken by the screams of others in my mind. Is a strange feeling waking up to screaming that u think u hear, sounds so real.... But then u look around its not there and it as just another dream... The dr says i need pills, i say he is just a pussy.

Boredom For The Masses?
I am here at night and none of you have anything to do so help me make a few choices: 1. I found out today that Seamus is an ordained minister, he didn't divulge this information before we got fu married is this grounds for a divorce? 2. George Westhaven (the third) is seriously having an identity crisis, will she ever go back or shall i take over her name? 3. Why do all the cool kids have Wicked in their name, are they named after me? 4. Should i kick misfit out the door to get groceries or should i get them for her? 5. My mom left for England today, should i hide and go with her? 6. I'm craving chocolate but cant have any, whip cream and berries? 7. I sent a few farting dudes out today cause it made me laugh, did it make you laugh? 8. Doug just bought me the Runs, does he know my fascination with healthy poo? 9. What colour should i paint my walls? 10. Should i let some people out the closet? dungeon or point and laugh at them.... These are my questions to you..... Wicked

Loss Of The Family Pet
i had to put my dog "Troubles" to sleep yesterday, he was so sick and there was nothing that could be done. i had him since he was 6 wks old and i watched over him constantly. i insisted he be trained and cared for the best i knew how. he was a good dog and quite alot of enjoyment. he was a loyal companion. i will miss his smile. the look in his eyes when he was excited, the touch of his coat. even his barks and the way he would talk to us in a growl sort of way. i had him for 5 yrs and yes there were times i was frustrated with him but he stuck by me no matter what. he will be missed. the house will never be the same without him.

Behind Blue Eyes - Limp Bizkit
No one knows what it's like To be the bad man To be the sad man Behind blue eyes And no one knows What it's like to be hated To be fated to telling only lies But my dreams they aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be I have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance That's never free No one knows what its like To feel these feelings Like i do, and i blame you! No one bites back as hard On their anger None of my pain and woe Can show through But my dreams they aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be I have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance That's never free No one knows what its like To be mistreated, to be defeated Behind blue eyes No one knows how to say That they're sorry and don't worry I'm not telling lies But my dreams they aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be I have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance That's never free No one knows what its like To be the bad man, to be the sad man Behind blue eyes.

The Summer Of Hate
(News)All those things that happened that August in Los Angeles are identified as the Manson killings.(Manson Speaking)Well I just thought you might not like what I have done and want to do something about it. I can do anything I want to you people at anytime I want to. Believe me, if I started murdering people there'd be none of you left.I fuckin' hate you, I've got your name on my shit listLike a mafia hit, it's a body found headlessI'll shake your fuckin' foundation, smash your fuckin' faceBreak you like a sledge hammer slammin' into a glass vaseYour weak bitch, you don't want none of StitchI've got a killer itch to leave your cranium splitAnd all your brains and shit, spilled out in your mommas ditchBecause all you do is talk, well you learned to talk the talkWell if you do survive you'll have to relearn how to walkOr have a portrait of yourself drawn in the street with chalkYou're dead, don't pray to your God it's too lateIn fact his carcass is spoiling in the heat of the summer o

Did The Math......
I just did the math from what I spent in gas, motels, food and other crap, from my road trip of driving over 2000 miles. I spent just over $600 Most of that was gas. sheesh I spent less than I thought I would! WOOT!

Mad World - Gary Jules
All around are me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for the daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere And their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrows No tomorrow, no tomorrow And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I ever had I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take When people run in circles It's a very very, Mad world, Mad world Children waiting for the day they feel good Happy birthday, happy birthday May they feel the way that every child should Sit and listen, sit and listen Went to school and I was very nervous No one knew me, no one knew me Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson Look right through me, look right through me And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take When people run in circles It's a very ver

The Attraction
I've come to a sudden realisation after last night. I now know the attraction of the auto 11s. Ok, they cost a lot, and they just last the 24 hours. But I feel really bored tonight without all the rates and having to go to each person's profile to send a thank you gift. I'm never buying another one, was just saying...

Top 6 Tips For Finding Your Perfect Wedding Dress
Selecting the right custom wedding dresses is one of the most important decisions you will make in planning your wedding. It can be more than a little daunting, as you know all eyes are going to be on you - and your dress - on the big day and you want to make sure that you are looking your best. It's enough to drive some brides to despair. But with a little pre-planning it's easy to get organized and on the right track to finding "the one". Here are 6 top tips to help you find the perfect wedding dress for you:1. Look for what you like - Some of girls even have pictures of dresses saved from before we got our proposal! Looking in wedding magazines is always the useful first step to getting an idea of what you want - it's fun too. Also use the internet as a resource. Keep these clippings and bookmark sites in your web browser. Top Tip: Use Google's Image Search function to quickly browse through pictures of dresses (go to the Google homepage and click on the text that says 'Images' in t

Mercenary - I Am Lies
This is where it ends, and this is where it all begins so step right along my friend, I will let you know my name dissapear in crystal shades of grey, believe in nothing losing all you have in life, will teach you nothing You stand alone my friend and I will hear you calling out but I I am, I am you will be blinded by fame enter my selection, show me desolation and will hear your shame, and so you die And so it all begins, my death connection you lose your preception, embrace the non divine reappear and speak your final peace, relieve yourself believe in all you see before you, believe in me You stand alone my friend and I will hear you calling out but I I am, I am you will be blinded by fame enter my selection, show me desolation and I will hear your shame Lie for lie, I realize eye for an eye and the world turns blind you are paralyzed, nothing to gain by hiding behind your shame creating structures and lies that ruptures I am the architect of lies

Help
So anyway. To all my true homies on fubar. I'm either confused, or just slow as hell, either is possible. Tell me what the hell is a blog?? Theres blogging, bloggers and i have no clue as to what either phrase actually means. Help me out, Okay

General
good things happens to those who lest expect it that whats happened to me today i heled someone out the ther day and did with out wanting anything in return adGod rewarded me today with some much needed furniture or my house and also wtih food becuse i try to be selfsupporting and do things n my own by rowing my own vegiesnd give what idon,t s use to others for to help them out in tis day n age

Abstinence
A young couple joined a new church and the pastor told them, 'We require all new member couples to abstain from sex for one whole month.' The couple agreed, but after two weeks returned to see the pastor. The wife was crying and the husband was obviously depressed. 'You are back so soon, is there a problem?' inquired the pastor. 'We did not manage to abstain

Spotlight
As some of you know, I am trying to get the spotlight soon. I joined fubar back when it was lostsherry on June 26, 2006...here it is 3 years later and I am stil fu king. I am asking for your help. Right now, I have accumulated 15 mil fubux through some awesome donations from some friends. So even though I don't have enough...please go rape these people's profiles: Big Papi Smurf Bounty Hunter Crazy Cracker UBERDOMINATOR McLovin D o u g Seamus Teh Pixieh Whorasaurus Sex aka witty Witchie CrazyWildAssCowboy And get your friends to help out...I will make salutes for all donors as well as a special default pic for when I get the spotlight. Thanks to everyone who has already helped

= Zarathud's Enlightenment =
"Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken" Book of Chan compiled by O.P.U. sect = ZARATHUD'S ENLIGHTENMENT = Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers. One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing. "Tell me, you dumb beast." demanded the Priest in his commanding voice, "why don't you do something worthwhile. What is your Purpose in Life, anyway?" Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied "MU". Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened. Primarily because nobody could understand Chinese. "MU" is the Chinese ideogram for NO-THING TAO FA TSU-DAN FIND PEACE WITH A CONTENTED CHAO

A Dream Within A Dream
Take this kiss upon the brow!And, in parting from you now,Thus much let me avow --You are not wrong, who deemThat my days have been a dream;Yet if hope has flown awayIn a night, or in a day,In a vision, or in none,Is it therefore the less gone?All that we see or seemIs but a dream within a dream.I stand amid the roarOf a surf-tormented shore,And I hold within my handGrains of the golden sand --How few! yet how they creepThrough my fingers to the deep,While I weep -- while I weep!O God! can I not graspThem with a tighter clasp?O God! can I not saveOne from the pitiless wave?Is all that we see or seemBut a dream within a dream?

Alone
From childhood's hour I have not beenAs others were -- I have not seenAs others saw -- I could not bringMy passions from a common spring --From the same source I have not takenMy sorrow -- I could not awakenMy heart to joy at the same tone --And all I lov'd -- I lov'd alone --Then -- in my childhood -- in the dawnOf a most stormy life -- was drawnFrom ev'ry depth of good and illThe mystery which binds me still --From the torrent, or the fountain --From the red cliff of the mountain --From the sun that 'round me roll'dIn its autumn tint of gold --From the lightning in the skyAs it pass'd me flying by --From the thunder, and the storm --And the cloud that took the form(When the rest of Heaven was blue)Of a demon in my view --[Poe wrote this poem in the autograph album of Lucy Holmes, later Lucy Holmes Balderston. The poem was never printed during Poe's lifetime. It was first published by E. L. Didier in Scribner's Monthly for September of 1875, in the form of a facsimile. The facsimile,

Fake
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