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My Popularity
created @ 06/27/2011 08:45 pm
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So in my infinite fubar wisdom, seeing how I have none, I have decided to be popular, still looking for the push up bra to give my man boobs the perfect appeal for my overhead shot. But of course as I look at all the popular kids from my basement window, I wonder how do they get all that bling, and what do I need to do to get some of it? Is there like a random bling credit fairy that runs around spreading the love? Or is it some chic running around pissing on everyone's back and giving them bling to make up for it.

So sorry got sidetracked....

So I can be popular looking out the basement window,

should I let women piss on my back for bling credit?
Should I put a NSFW folder of 250 pics of my man sausage and charge?
Should I take NSFW salutes for people written on said sausage in sharpie?
(and if so how long does it take scrub sharpie off your sausage?

And once again since there will be at least one person that get's all butt hurt I will put my usual disclaimer, IT'S A JOKE! If you can't take it or you ahven't ever seen on before... throw rocks at it...
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