I Am James Sneed Aka Mister J . I am a product manager for the band The Pandora Strain. i am in the process of Starting my own clothing line Sneed Wear. Want to know more just ask me i am here dont be shy now.
I love metal music. creepy scary things. i love haunted houses.And i love girls that love the same things and maybe more
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Mister J "All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once. Am I right? You had a bad day and everything changed."
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police,"You can't believe her. He's 5' foot 4" inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies,"Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back !"
-=*> Joke of the DAY The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semi-finalists, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Arkansas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word a come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was" Timbuktu." First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said...Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan, Men on camels, two by two, Destination-Timbuktu. The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited...Me and Tim a huntin' went, Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu. The redneck won, hands down! <*=-
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It's not fair that some men should be happier than others. 
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