DonkeyPunch's blog: "Lances' list of things to bitch at."

 UGH! 
next on my list of shit Lance hates...
Sweet pickles. I have NEVER met a person who enjoyed sweet pickles. Most people either dislike pickles all together. or enjoy good ol' Dill...
FUCK YOU CARLS JR AND YOUR LOVE OF SWEET PICKLES! POISONING YOUR HAMBURGERS WITH EM'!

Also, I hate syrup flavour dispensers at 7-11 and/or AM/PM Soda fountain...
fuckin, pointless and gross...
yes, let me RUIN my wonderful Dr. Pepper with Lemon jizz juice...
if you want Cherry in your coke...GET A FUCKIN CHERRY COKE!

 

Next on my list of hate?ASSHOLES! making a right turn at a stoplight when I'm walking across. you see, I have the little tiny green guy on the sign across the street saying "hey lance, come on over, it's been awhile. oh? don't worry bout other cars. I got your back man" then some cockass starts to make his right turn. all while looking left...so I stop. he stops half way. we lock eyes. I slowly start to walk again. just then he steps on the gas a bit and inches again. causing me to stop....now he stops again. Eyes lock once more.... by the time I finally make it to the other side? my little green walking friend on the sign is gone. now I'm greeted by some lame ass. flashing red hand who can't make up his mind....fuck you car. fuck you.....

 

I haven't hated on something in quite sometime...
so today I hate on......
the Ability to not be able to Tickle ourselves. It's fucked up. I can spend hours trying to find a spot and never get a slight chuckle. yet you brush up against my ass-crack while walking by and I bust up laughing like a little bitch.....

 

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Yay, since I have an irresistable urge to fallow all trends...

myspace, underage drinking, fubar, finger in the asshole during a blowjob...

now!

 

 

 

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Baby, look here at me Have you ever seen me this way I've been fumblin' for words Through the tears and the hurt and the Pain I'm gonna lay it all out On the line tonight And I think that it's time To tell this uphill fight goodbye Have ever had to love someone That just don't feel the same Tryin' to make somebody care for you The way I do Is like tryin' to catch the rain And if love is really forever I'm a winner at a losin' game I know that baby, you tried To find me somewhere inside of you But you know you can't lie Girl, you can't hide the truth Sometimes two hearts Just can't dance to the same beat So I'll pack up my things And I'll take what remains of me I know that I'll never be the man that you need or love Yeah, baby it's killin' me to stand here and see I'm not what you've been dreamin' of...

'Progress for the sake of progress must be discouraged!'' So, it always seems that I can never move forward, in my case, progress for the sake of progress is just not a reality,BUT, shit happens right? meh, No... I don't think i'm ment to be happy. But what keep sme pissed off, is the fact that you all are happy... Like my ex-wife stephanie, she got the family she wanted... a new husband... a new child... Our child... living in the state she always wanted... Why, why you. why can you be allowed to be happy and not be... why did you get a second chance at love and marriege and not me... why did i get my hopes up and have yet other person just like you hurt me... why why, why fuckin' why!! Or the last person... Mary, the most beautiful person I know, poisined with lies, hurt, free, anger... But why is she allowed to move on hurt free, why does she get to have this new fling of her, why is she the ones with the friends so pleased that i'm gone, yet the same people who smiled through they'ree fuckin' teeth at me, why does she get a new dude to fall over, why does she get to hate me and act like i'm dead now, why does she get a second chance happiness, all because she now hates me and am not apart of her life. why does mary desearve it... why why fuckin why! And why do any of you fuckin get to happy, huh?! and the second i AM HAPPY! the time i am happy, you stupid, jelious, bitter, annoying fucks, ruin it for me, you say you helped me? hmm? then where the fuck where you praising me and mary huh!? where was YOUR happiness and lame excuse for help when I loved mary huh!?!? Like what? lance isn't lance when i loved her!!?!?! fuck you, don't invite us togetehr, talk shit about us dating when we're not around, Make me feel like some fucked up friend for dating her!? fuck you, that " bitch" you couldn't stand, the "whore" you hated... half the fuckin fights we had was about you fucks. you ingnorent fucks, she begged me to hang out with you phony friends, she cried to see how lonely i was, but you couldn't except us! so fuck your help.... So i hope my loses, hurt, pain, lonlyness and and future was worth it, i hope you fucks are happy, becuase when you childish cock smokes are happy, i'll be sure to stay the fuck out of it, like i wish you would have done, fuckin cunt slops!