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In episode 197 of Janey Godley's award winning podcast, the comedy mother and daughter Ashley Storrie shoot the breeze in this late podcast. Janey was in London.
Ashley tells us all about her birthday dinner and reminisces about her school days. Janey tells us about her latest #traintales. Ashley explains the Easter Story in the 'funny voice' and they both talk about this week's news stories.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 197
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(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language)
In episode 196 of Janey Godley's award winning podcast, the comedy mother and daughter Ashley Storrie shoot the breeze in this late podcast. Janey was in London.
Ashley tells us all about her birthday dinner and reminisces about her school days. Janey tells us about her latest #traintales. Ashley explains the Easter Story in the 'funny voice' and they both talk about this week's news stories.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 196
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You can get your amazing Janey Godley's Podcast T-Shirts, Hoodies and Phone covers from RedBubble.
If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto our Donate Page and donate via PayPal or like us on Facebook or by signing up to Dropbox, it’s free to use! And you will always have your stuff when you need it with @Dropbox!
For more information on how you can help Matthew McVarish visit The Road to Change website.
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Check out: The saga of Tim and Freya
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Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBook
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We hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.
"Mammy, can I have ice cream?" I was stood outside a shop in my home town of Shettleston pointing at the Walls Ice Cream display as the scorching sun slowly melted the tar on the pavement and stuck to my brown plastic sandals.
My mammy shot her head round, like a gun had gone off and gave me the stare that said 'Do not ask for stuff in front of people when you know I have no money' I was six years old, I knew the rules, but the sun was so hot and the ice lolly looked so inviting I thought I would take a massive leap of faith and imagine she had money for ice cream in her purse. The thought of sucking on a fruity iced lolly made me almost hallucinate with excitement. I stood there with my angry frequently vicious dog Major, gripping his red leash in my sweaty hand.
My mammy's bristling anger could be physically felt as she carried on talking to the woman, even Major's tail dipped between his legs and he whined, and he was scared of nothing. I was in trouble, there was no way I could argue my way out of this. In fact you couldn't argue with this, we didn't argue with our parents.
You see back in the 60s we didn't know tantrums existed, wee poor working class kids thought 'tantrums' were imaginary, like DisneyWorld, we knew it might be a real thing, it might exist but we didn't know anyone who had gone there. We didn't know kids who screamed at their mammy to get what they wanted by kicking or swearing at her, that didn't exist in our life time, that was something drunk daddies did when they came home from the pub and spent the next day really sorry.
Who shouts at their mum? Nobody unless you had a mental illness or a death wish. As kids in the poor inner cities of working class Glasgow (which was all I knew) we never went against our mammies wishes, we knew she was poor and couldn’t buy stuff willy nilly and we also knew that everyone was pretty much in the same boat.
I once saw a girl with ribbons in her hair push a really expensive shiny dolls pram and asked my mum "Can I get a doll's pram like that?"
Mammy laughed out loud and said "Her mummy only had one child, if you want I will have another two and you can push them all you like in a real pram, and I will have more babies to love" then she wrapped her coat tightly around her skinny frame and walked off laughing. I was in a state of shock, I was the youngest child of four and didn't want a new baby in our house and immediately burst into tears, my mammy turned round and shouted "Changed your mind Janey?" and hugged me. My mammy used psychological powers to dissuade me wanting stuff.
It was the same with food, you got served ‘a dinner’ and if you didn't like that style of food you ate bread and jam, as my mammy didn't cater for six people's individual culinary tastes.
Back in the those days, you ate turnip, potatoes, butter beans and a wee bit of cheap meat, if you refused to eat that you were made to feel like a spoiled prince who killed his own people with a pointed spear to the eye. Someone at our table would immediately take it off you and pick away at it and you went to bed hungry. Quite rightly so, who could afford multi menus in the 60s?
The reason I bring this up is I witness on my daily travels -young kids scream and demand stuff from parents. Maybe the kids have behavioural problems but they all can't have that! I accept some do, but the sheer cheek and indolence they serve up to their parents shock me, maybe am getting old.
I recall Ashley bringing home some friends from school, they were about ten years old. One girl asked me could they eat crisps before dinner and I simply said "No" and carried on making the pasta. The wee girl pleaded in a mock whiney voice "Please, please pretty please" just then I heard Ashley whisper "Don't do that my mum doesn't like that, she said no and that means no" I smiled as I knew I was finally my mother's daughter.
So thanks for reading, if you want follow me on twitter @JaneyGodley for updates and daily shenanigans.
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In episode 195 of Janey Godley's Podcast which features award winning stand up daughter Ashley Storrie, the pair discuss Maria Miller the thieving MP, Noah the movie and David Sedaris.
Ashley tells us all about Millport, Hope boards and does a collection of famous film synopsis's in a Glasgow voice. Janey talks in depth about how sexy it feels to scratch her own inner ear. The big news stories get debated and Wicked Cabaret in Glasgow gets a review. Many questions are answered and many more are created.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 195
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We hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.
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In episode 194 of Janey Godley's award winning podcast with Ashley Storrie, award winning duo get into all this week's news stories. Ashley has been to the dentist, the podcast won a Scottish Comedy Award and Janey appeared on a political TV debate show Newsnight Scotland.
This week also see's Janey's BBC Radio Scotland comedy documentary about seeing the funny in the referendum. In world news Robert Richards the rich man who was too rich to go jail gets debated and the story of the Scot's schoolgirl who refused a date with James Franco.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 194
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If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto our Donate Page and donate via PayPal or like us on Facebook or by signing up to Dropbox, it’s free to use! And you will always have your stuff when you need it with @Dropbox!
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We hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.
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In Episode 193 of Janey Godley's podcast featuring her award winning comedian daughter Ashley Storrie, they funny duo talk about Cagney & Lacey, Kermit's comments about Scottish independence and Ru Paul's Drag Race.
Janey discusses comedy awards and her Ishga facial at Blythswood hotel and her dad's missing cat. Drag queens, comedy and people who annoy you in chemist's get a mention.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 193
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We hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.
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In episode 192 of Janey Godley's Podcast, the comedy duo that is Janey Godley and her daughter Ashley Storrie discuss this week's news stories. Ashley apparently fancies George Osborne, she talks about the 'naked faced selfies' on Facebook and talks about her comedy hero Roisin Conaty.
Janey gives us her budget tips, debates make up and chats about her dad. It's the first week of the Glasgow Comedy Festival, so we talk all things comedy.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 192
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If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto our Donate Page and donate via PayPal or like us on Facebook or by signing up to Dropbox, it’s free to use! And you will always have your stuff when you need it with @Dropbox!
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We hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.
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In episode 191 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie debate this week's news stories, including the missing flight, Oscar Pistorius and William Shatner leaving twitter. Janey talks about female comics and sexism.
Ashley explains the lyrics of Wilson Phillips song 'Hold on' and discusses her anxiety issues. They both talk about the Glasgow Comedy Festival and answer the many podcast questions they get weekly.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 191
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Check out: The saga of Tim and Freya
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We hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.
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In episode 190 of Janey Godley's Podcast with comedian Ashley Storrie, this week the two funny women talk about Ukraine, Oscar Pistorius, Wicked Cabaret and The Indian man who made sanitary towels.
John Travolta's Oscars Gaffe gets a mention and Janey talks about her Aspergers husband's penchant for bargains. Ashley tells us all about the time she outed a popstar in a phone call.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 190
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You can get tickets for Ashley’s Glasgow comedy festival show
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If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto our Donate Page and donate via PayPal or like us on Facebook or by signing up to Dropbox, it’s free to use! And you will always have your stuff when you need it with @Dropbox!
For more information on how you can help Matthew McVarish visit The Road to Change website.
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Check out: The saga of Tim and Freya
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Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBook
Please rate us or leave a comment on: PodOmatic, ITunes
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We hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language)
In episode 189 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie discuss Ukrainian interior decorating, getting drunk on Sangria and boyfriends.
Ashley tells all about her drunken night out and her thick pelt of leg hair. Janey talks about comedy to academics and the infamous political debate between Nicola Sturgeon and Johann Lamont which ended up a screaming match. Questions are asked but rarely answered.
Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.
Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 189
To vote for Ashley in the Scottish Variety awards click here!
You can get tickets for Ashley’s Glasgow comedy festival show
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If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto our Donate Page and donate via PayPal or like us on Facebook or by signing up to Dropbox, it’s free to use! And you will always have your stuff when you need it with @Dropbox!
For more information on how you can help Matthew McVarish visit The Road to Change website.
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You can check out all our videos on: YouTube
Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBook
Please rate us or leave a comment on: PodOmatic, ITunes
You can find all the info regarding Janey’s live shows by just clicking Gigs!
We hope you enjoy our Podcasts it would be great if you would pass it on, thanks Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie.
