I don't drink. Now that I got that part out of the way, here's the next one: I am married, with kids. Yeap - two strikes for two approaches. Next: I don't babysit drunks. Yikes: what am I doing in a 'bar'? Okay, what else to know? There's a human being behind the text. I'm an electronics engineering assistant - I've an intelligence above room temperature, and dislike attempts at conversation which range beneath that level of approach.

Are you with me still? You must be a rare breed, indeed.

Barsexuals annoy me. Skin flash annoys me. PDA that goes from PG13 well into R rating annoys me. Drama annoys the everliving **** out of me.

I like ink, but I hate copycat tattoos. If you enter a tattoo parlor and you have to look at the flash book to figure out what you want, get out of there NOW. A "Hot Mama" tattoo is most unbecoming on an 85 YO in a nursing home - what you wear is what you wear for life.

Cleavage up front is interesting, if done right. Cleavage in the back - not so great. Dressed in what appears to be sausage casing...yikes. Shirtless...shall we not, as they say, "go there"?

Shave or grow a beard. Perpetual 5 O'clock shadows do not look "edgy", they look lazy.

Do I date? Back to the introductory paragraph: I AM MARRIED.

Oh, did I mention, I am Married? Okay, just wanted to make sure that you understand that I am married.

Nothing else I can think of...just previous experience from perhaps a dozen social networking sites. Once you get past my little quirks, you will find that I am generally easy going, I've a peculiar sense of humor, and misadventures.

Rock, alternative, punk, nu-punk, rock-n-roll, classic shredder metal, acid rock, ambient...I'm relatively simple in many respects.