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It was a warm sunny day, we had been walking for a few hours in the morning when we came across an old bridge with a large great view of the stream below, You stood at one of the railing post looking out over the water, wearing a light dress that fluttered in the breeze and as I walked up behind you it lifted a little to show your thighs. I stood behind you and put my hand on the inside of your thigh at the knee and lifted it up running up your inner thigh. When I reached the top you parted your legs slightly and stood up on your tiptoes, leaning into the thick railing ledge to look out but I knew it was to allow my hand more room to move. I gently ran my hand over your mound, which was covered by a small piece of material, gently rubbing it back and forward slowly and as I did so I leaned forward to whisper in your ear to tell you that you were getting a little damp and swollen under my touch. I then decided to crawl between your legs and turn around. Luckily it was a front buttoned dress and I undid the bottom four to allow me access to your thong. Pulling your thong to one side, I licked around your lips, tasting your juice which was musky sweet and by the small groans you were letting out I knew I was doing as you wanted. I placed my middle finger inside you, reaching up to gently scratch the front wall of your pussy in search for your g spot and I knew from experience that this is what would make you wet and open you up more. As I carried on with this my mouth searched for your ever hardening clit which I licked and then sucked into my mouth before flicking my tongue over it as you begin to squirm, then I decide to slide my tongue deep inside your pulsating pussy. You let out another moan, I could feel your legs shaking a little as I carried on and I knew that your orgasm was approaching, so I dipped the finger from my other hand into your pussy to moisten it before withdrawing it and inserting it into her anus, thus being able to pull you onto my face and suck you more intensely making you want to explode. This finished you off as you dam near bit your top lip off, I felt your juices being forced out landing on my face and chin mmmmmm tasting so good. You are a very vocal lover but could not be loud here as there were other people walking by close enough to hear are voices and a scream my have made them come in to investigate what was going on. You looked down at me and in a demanding whisper said “get behind me and put your cock where your mouth is now” I did as I was told, undoing 3 buttons in my levis I pulled out my erect cock and began to stroke it as I fingered you still wet puss and ass and after lifting up your dress I slowly slid my semi hard throbbing cock slowly into your tight wet pussy, omg you pussy felt so good as I grabbed your belly with one hand and fingered your clit with the other, within a few strokes I was hard as a rock as I pumped your pussy with my force as you pushed back against me taking it as deep as possible letting out suppressed whimpers and moans that would be fierce screams as our hips bang together, being able to see other people close made me want more of you more as I reach up under your light dress caressing your breast and rolling your nipples between my thumb and forefinger driving you insane as you know you cannot yell as you normally would, as I whisper in your ear forcefully telling you take it baby, fuck me baby fuck me, feel my cock hard n deep, as all you can do is close your eyes and bite your lip, god you feel so good I say eliciting another moan and I leaned forward again and asked you if you wanted to be fucked up the ass with all these people around us. You replied “do me NOW” and in a hurried frantic I slide my cock out of your soaked pussy as you reach back and grab my cock firm with your hand and begin to tease your ass and slowly inserting the tip in your ass, as you loose your breath you get out a whimper, “fuck my ass baby” as I slowly slide my stiff rod slowly into your ass, both of us fingering your pussy as are finger intertwine rubbing yr clit and fingering deep inside your soaked pussy, fuck me damnitt you repeat as I begin to pump your ass in fear of hurting you, you like that baby I whisper as I begin to pump my cock harder and deeper in your ass and within a couple of minutes I cum deep inside your ass as you explode over our hands and your inner thighs. Both of us gasping from not being able to let out a yell of relief just intensified our orgasms. Oh baby I say in your ear, you are so fucking great as you reply, only with you babe, god only with you as your body is still convulsing from multiple orgasms. I slide my semi hard cock back into my pants as you straighten out your dress just in time as an old woman came into the main hall behind us and onto the bridge, we just had time to make ourselves presentable and I said to the woman to take a look out over the bridge as the view was glorious. You turned to me as we left to tell me that cum was running down your thighs and that I was to join you in the shower back at the hotel. MMMMM My cock begins to harden again as I know that we are just minutes away from another session of passionate wild sex as you look back at me with a suck my pussy dry smirk on your face……

one of my stores

I had a dream about you... It started with me sitting on the couch, talking on the phone. You walked over to me and as you stood there, I caressed your leg, running my hands up your thigh, then up under your denim shorts to feel your sexy ass. My caresses instantly got your passion stirring and you leaned over to kiss me. I hung up the phone and you crawled on the couch over me, straddling me and kissing me deeper. We started to get more into it the more we kissed. My hands were roaming your body now, and then caressing your neck and face as I slowly kissed you. I felt you moan softly in my mouth as you lowered yourself a little more onto me, and start to grind against me, feeling how hard and excited I was. The next thing I knew, you were tugging at my shirt, pulling it up and over my head--then you ran your hands all over my chest as you continued to gyrate against me. My hands grabbed your hips, pulling you down against me, and then I slid them under your shirt, slowly caressing your side and along your back. You arched your back a little as my hands moved back around the front, up under your breasts. I gently massaged around them, lightly passing my fingers over your nipples, which were hard now and pressing out against the fabric of your bra. As I caressed you, you reached down and pulled your T-shirt up and off, tossing it aside. Then you gave me a sex-filled look as you undid your bra, sliding it down and dropping it to the floor. I took my time to view your gorgeous breasts, tracing my fingers along your areolas. Then I gently pinched and pulled at your nipples. I sat up, kind of on the edge of the seat cushion--we were still kissing, but now you were in my lap, with your legs wrapped around me and arms around my neck. I had my hands on your back, caressing your silky skin. I broke our kiss and start to kiss across your cheek, over to your ear, nibbling on it. Then, I slowly kissed down your neck, nibbling and licking as I did. I continued down along your shoulder, then back across along your throat, then back up to your other ear. Apparently you were enjoying the sensation, because I heard you softly moan as I kissed you. I kissed back down your neck, then down the front of your chest, down between your breasts, then circling around, working my way to one of your nipples. I kissed closer and closer, and then I flicked my tongue at your nipple, circling it, then sucking it into my mouth. You arched your back at this point, moaning a little louder, wanting more. I half stood up and then laid you down on your back on the couch. I knelt on the floor next to it and took one of your feet in my hands, as I massaged your foot; I leaned forward to kiss your ankle. Mmmmmm... I continued to rub your leg as I slowly kissed up your calf as you lay there on the couch. As I started to kiss and lick my way along your inner thigh, you spread your legs a little more, your hands moved up over your head. I kissed slowly up your thigh, kissing, nibbling, and making little circles with my tongue. As I got closer, I noticed you had slid your hands down your side, down to your shorts. You moaned softly and started to push down on the waistband a little. Seeing you needed some help, I grabbed your shorts and helped you slide them down, over your hips, running my fingers down your long, silky legs and then dropped them on the floor... Your pussy looks so good as it glistens from your hot tasty juices. I look into your eyes as we both know what we want from each other. As I move closer up your thighs still kissing and nibbling you reach down and gently stroke my hair but the closer I get to your wet pussy the more firm you get with my hair. I’m so hot for you I begin to run my tongue up one side and down the other of your wet pussy lips as you move your crotch even closer into my face while I begin to massage your ass cheeks again lifting your pussy to my tongue. Your pussy lips are so hot and swollen from my tongue massaging them up and down as I gently split through to your inner lips with the tip of my tongue from the bottom to the top just flicking your clit making you pull my hair and grind my face with your tasty love juices, slowly slipping my tongue just inside your inner lips at the bottom of your drenched pulsating pussy slowly sliding up until I hit your clit, omg you taste so good as you reach down and grab my head and hair with both hands pulling with out control of what your doing, your hips grinding your pussy deeper into my face, then gently flicking, sucking, nibbling and blowing your rock hard clit I bury my tongue deep inside your burning tight pussy, slowly up n down then deeper n deeper as you take one hand and roll your hard nipples between your thumb and fingers as I look into your eyes, you are grinding and squirming uncontrollably wanting to cum, but not yet I say, as I reach around grabbing, squeezing your ass and raising your hips enough to were I can circle your anus that is totally soaked from your pussy juices, “omg” you say with a gasp as it almost takes your breath away, as I tease your ass with my tongue, you pull my hair at the roots with such force as if you were biting a pillow into pieces, the pain and excitement is making my cock harder than it already is, slowly I take a finger and tease your asshole as you begin to buck like a wild horse, not yet baby, hold it, hold it a bit longer as you whimper I’m trying, your stomach begins to spasm and twitch involuntarily, finally after fingering your soaked wet asshole as I’m fucking you with my tongue, I insert my finger tip inside your ass as you answer with a scream, please…. I can’t hold it, one more second baby I say, my cock is so hard wanting to see you cum, I cover your whole pussy with my mouth and as hard as I can attempting to suck your soaked mound to the back of my throat, as you yell “Fuck”, you grab my head with both hands with force as your thighs squeeze together pinning my head tight against your pussy as you explode on my face, your hips and stomach bucking and quivering, my face still pinned between the force of your thighs as your body shakes as you cum over and over, the flow of your squirting, boiling juices taste so good, omg baby you are so incredible as I look into your glazed eyes, your body still quivering from small orgasms, oh baby you taste so good, my cock is so hard, my face is covered with the juices that came pouring from your pussy, your orgasms settle as my tongue takes one last, lingering lap over your swollen labia and onto an engorged clit, mmmmmmm you taste so sweet as your sweet juices are still running down your cherry red thighs from my sucking, nibbling and kissing them, I look at you as we move together and begin to kiss passionately, are tongues intertwined as you suck your flavored juices from my tongue and mouth exciting you for another round of this time my throbbing cock inside you in so many places and way………….. Wednesday October 10, 2007 - 03:00pm (CDT) Permanent Link | 14 Comments

take my hand

Taking your hand Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your love's blood Through your very pores I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set your body on fire Quench the fire in your blood With sweet caresses Touch your soul with my passion Lay down beside me Feel your body crying for me Lets get lost in each other Touching, tasting, exploring We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our time Want you like no other Need me, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever

forever erotic

Taking your hand Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your love's blood Through your very pores I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set your body on fire Quench the fire in your blood With sweet caresses Touch your soul with my passion Lay down beside me Feel your body crying for me Lets get lost in each other Touching, tasting, exploring We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our time Want you like no other Need me, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever

thease thoughts

You opened the door to the bathroom, warm in your rose red robe. I smiled at you, gently pulling you into a hug as I kissed you slow and soft, then hard and passionate as I ran my fingers through your long hair. You pulled away, smiling as you turned the shower on and slowly dropped your robe to the floor. Your breast lay so natural and beautiful, your nipples erect with anticipation as my cock floods with throbbing desire. You helped me undress, noticing my cock beginning to harden, you reach down and run your finger tips across my balls and gently over my shaft as my cock begins to rise in your hands, my god your touch feels so good as I caress your breast, rolling your nipples between my thumb and fingers as I run my other hand down your belly to moist mound, squeezing your love box with the palm of my hand, then slowly you lead me into the shower. You lay down in the bath, the running water flowing over you, and pull me down on top of you. We kissed hungrily as my hands explored your shoulders, back, stomach, bottom and thighs. Your hand and finger tips begin teasing and fondling my cock as it becomes fully erect in your hand and you twist and stroke it to attention, as my breathing becomes heavier, My mouth moves down to your neck as I rolled off you and lay your naked body beside mine. Slowly, gently I stroke your warm skin, Kissing and nibbling across your shoulders, down between your breast to your belly, my tongue circling your belly button, probing in and out, my fingers moving lightly at first, then slower, harder. You feel tingling between your legs and moved them apart. My hands slide over your stomach and down to your vulva, stroking your inner thighs as I went. My strong, firm fingers stroked your clitoris softly. I stood and turned off the water. Gathering you up in a soft white towel, I carried you to the bedroom. Laying you down on the bed, I poured oil into my palms and smoothed it over your glowing skin, massaging your feet, calves, thighs, bottom, stomach, back, breasts, shoulders and arms. Damn baby you feel so good, when you were completely relaxed, I lay on top of you and asked, "How do you feel baby?" "Perfect." You whispered. I drew back off you, smiling, and you saw my hard throbbing cock was ready to climax. My fingers parted the lips of your vulva and brushed your clitoris as I slowly inserted my cock into you. With my first thrust, I felt your body pulse and spasm as your breathing quickened and your skin flushed. As my cock slides deep into your hot wet pussy you bring your knees up and apart feeling every inch of my cock slide in and out of you, caressing your breast and nipples, you look into my eyes and say “fuck me” as you bite your bottom lip I can tell your ready, you climax to my rhythmic, hungry thrusts and urgent kisses to your chest, neck and passionately to your mouth as you cum all over my cock and balls. I lay beside you pulling you tight beside me as you lay your head on my shoulder falling asleep as your body is still quivering with orgasms. Rest for a few baby I tell you, you awake to find my tongue between your legs, teasing and nibbling your thighs, you are already wet to your surprise, as I kiss the area softly. Sliding my tongue between your hot wet pussy lips, massaging your pussy, your clit and your ass wanting you to feel everything you’ve been deprived of your whole sexual life, You orgasm again and again and quickly you climb on top of me sliding my cock inside you wanting to give as I have, within minutes I had climaxed too, while you are on top you take control with a hunger I've never seen before as we made love again, slowly and sensually. Your first orgasms was the most amazing, wonderful feeling you had ever experienced, and to this day I still dream of the night we made love to each other.

natual high

1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15 The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter . 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you. 19 Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS.< /SPAN> 25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. 26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep. 27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner). 28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones. 29. Playing with a new puppy. 30. Having someone play with your hair. 31. Sweet dreams. 32. Hot chocolate. 33. Road trips with friends. 34. Swinging on swings. 35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger. 36. Making chocol at! e chi p cookies. 37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies. 38 Holding hands with someone you care about. 39 Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change. 40. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from yo u! . 41. Watching the sunrise. 42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day. 43. Knowing that somebody misses you. 44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply. 45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

new pledg of allrgomce

New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) ! Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer: - Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls, Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles. But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, No word of God must reach this crowd. It's scary here I must confess, When chaos reigns the school's a mess. So, Lord, this silent plea I make: Should I be shot; My soul please take! Amen

one line jokes

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. -- Cullen Hightower My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. -- George Bernard Shaw i got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"? Honk if you love peace and quiet. Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. -- Rodney Dangerfield
22 Things To Never Say To A Cop 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job! 5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop. 7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 8. Bad cop! No donut! 9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. 11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS? 12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand. 13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's? 14. I pay your salary! 15. So, uh, you on the take, or what? 16. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too! 17. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 18. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are. 19. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist. 20. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. 21. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum. 22. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
38 Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid 1. A few clowns short of a circus 2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal 3. An experiement in artifical stupidity 4. A few beers short of a six-pack 5. Dumber than a box of hair 6. A few peas short of a casserole 7. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box 8. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead 9. One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl 10. One taco short of a combo plate 11. A few feathers short of a whole duck 12. All foam, no beer 13. The cheese slid off the cracker 14. Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel 15. Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt 16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear 17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel 18. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down 19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools 20. As smart as bait 21. Chimney's clogged 22. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash 23. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair 24. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor 25. Forgot to pay his brain bill 26. Her sewing machine's out of thread 27. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels 28. His belt doesn't go through all the loops 29. If he had another brain it would be lonely 30. Missing a few buttons on his remote control 31. No grain in the silo 32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse 33. Receiver is off the hook 34. Several nuts short of a full pouch 35. Skylight leaks a little 36. Slinky's kinked 37. Surfing in Nebraska 38. Too much yardage between the goal posts
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