The Kitchen Bitch
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>>A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son
>>playing
>>with his new electric train in the living room.
>>
>>She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches
>>who
>>want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop!
>>
>>
>>And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the
>>train...cause we're going down the tracks.
>>
>>The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
>>language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
>>stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
>>train...but I want you to use nice language."
>>
>>Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
>>his train.
>>
>>Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All
>>passengers,
>>please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant
>>one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
>>
>>She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just
>>boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will
>>have
>>a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
>>
>>As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
>>pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen!