37 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on March 20, 2016
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Born on May 14th
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I'd like to think that my busy schedule is keeping me from finding a girl, ANY girl, but nope...I'm just really boring. Jokes? none from me; I don't know a single one. Looks? oh, they're the worst. As you can see from my picture, I'm hideous; it doesn't help that my pecker is SUPER small, too. Sounds irresistible, right?
37 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on March 20, 2016
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Born on May 14th
Interests
Hot chicks, ugly chicks, skinny chicks, fat chicks, tall chicks, short chicks, funny chicks and boring chicks...if you don't fit any of these categories, just let me know and I'll make another, just for you
Music
Anything but country. Country music has been scientifically proven to make you stupider, one song at a time.
Movies
I don't name my movies. I just label them "doggystyle," "oral," and things like that.
Idols
I never worship false ones.
Video Games
I like POV, though holding the camera can be problematic at times. My favorite game has to be role playing-- lots of fun
