I aint had to write much about me before, but here it goes. I am in the military and currently deployed once again. Wont be the last time, 'cause im coming to this shit hole again this coming year. I dont get to eat good food. I forget what Taco Bell and Burger King tastes like. I get to eat boiled bag food or MRE's. I have to use a Porta - Potty for a year at a time (no flushing toilets here). And when it is 130 degrees outside the shitter feels like a sauna. I do get to shower from time to time depending on missions and operations. I have gone for a week straight sometimes longer without a shower (not by choice). When the food you did eat starts rumbling, and you have to run 150 meters before you shit yourself, you can become a little annoyed. When you finally do get to take that shower, you have worked yourself up a good lather and your wang has rubbed up against your arm twice to many times while washing your legs in this tiny ass cubicle they call a shower. Suddenly this thought bubble pops up with a bright ass idea in it. So you peek out the shower curtain to see if anyone else is around. You now think to yourself "I have quite the good lather going, Im all alone.........ITS ME TIME" Believe it or not, there are no women in my occupation. So all we get to do is show ourselves a little me time. So next time you see a soldier, Thank him for all hes done. You never know the kinda shit we go through in a fuckin years worth of time.