82 Year Old
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Male
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From Jacksonville, FL·
Joined on July 17, 2006
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Born on August 29th
17
Science and religion are two seperate things, but, like my hand and my penis, they come together too many times in one day that both start to rub me raw.
82 Year Old
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Male
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From Jacksonville, FL·
Joined on July 17, 2006
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Born on August 29th
Interests
I once laughed so hard milk came ripping out of my nose. That was the last time I snorted powdered milk.
Movies
I make my own movies, in my bed that I set-designed to look like my neighbors porch. I often sleep naked, and my alarm clock is usually the sound of my neighbor's screaming wife. The look on her face every morning is priceless on film.
Idols
Well, since milk helps me think, I'd like to meet a cow who had ladders for legs. That way I could make the world's tallest glass of milk, and come up with the world's longest (and hopefully best) formula.
and
Jarod Kintz. I love this book. It's like Ted Nancy's book, but with more wit.
Check OUT THIS BOOK!
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